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What happens to all of your porn when you get a GF?
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>>84665187
You show her all your pegging porn and tell her that thats what you're gonna do together
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>>84665187
Nothing, unless she requests that you don't fap to it and you agree.
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>>84665201
Then what happens? You bury it?
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>>84665226
Pick one:
1. You just don't fap to it and that's that.
2. You lie about it and say you're not fapping to it.
3. You delete it if she requests and you agree.
4. You delete a copy that she can see and conceal the encrypted copy you had prepared in advance for such contingencies.
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>>84665244
>contingencies
What may those be, asteroid or nuclear war?
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>>84665251
Anti-porn girlfriends.
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>>84665187
My ex broke up with me over my stash. She logged into the vault one day when I was taking a shit and saw hundreds of facialabuse videos and explicit digital art I had made of a person we both knew from school
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>>84665313
Well, did we learn anything from that?
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Who downloads porn? I never jack off to the same thing twice.
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>>84665323
Always something new with you.
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>>84665187
My centaur futa porn is here to stay and no woman will be able to access it.
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>>84665322
Learnt my life was over and haven't attempted dating since 2019
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>>84665187
I wouldn't date a woman with implied mental issues to begin with, so nothing.
I'm assuming the implications being
>wahhh watching porn is cheating

Everybody is allowed to hold on to any retarded worldview, and I am allowed to not mingle with the ones whose worldview I find too retarded.
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>>84665187
I plan on uploading it all to motherless when that happens
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>>84665361
Was she The Juan?
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>>84665323
Uncs like me who didn't grow up on streaming. I always pirate my .mp4s and .mkvs like a good boy.
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>>84665187
you won't get a gf, don't worry
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>>84665417
I know, but hypothetically speaking, of course.
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>>84665406
Obviously not in a bullshit spiritual sense, but I met her in school and taught her about sex so she was exactly molded to my fetishes. The opportunities to meet females diminish a lot after school, and finding another person who is a sexual clean slate is practically 0% chance.
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>>84665187
Don't have any, and I only jack off to drawings or imagination anyway.
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>>84665323
Majority of porn is shit and doesn't do anything for me. It's not even about some particular fetish. It's mostly about particular aesthetics. I do comb streaming sites and whenever I happen to come across something that makes me diamonds I grab it to my curated collection. It might be just 10 seconds from an hour long scene, and I cut that 10 seconds to my archive and later play it on loop. For me there has to be vigorous rhythm on the fucking around 120bpm, preferably slapping sound and most of the screen is taken by the woman's asscheeks. I often put music on the background with similar beat.
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>>84665187
You pretend you don't have any, let her watch your phone and PC and keep a secret stash on the side. She probably taking dick on the side anyways because majesty got bored of her jester.
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>>84665323
Once you've seen most of the porn within a fetish it gets boring and you won't find much new stuff. A really good scene is defo worth rewatching. Its like watching the same masterpiece of a movie or eating the same good meal.
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>>84665486
the cuck fetish coombrain just can't help it
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>>84665323
When you go back to it years later it's all kino again.
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>>84665187
Nothing. Just get the freakiest foid you know.
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>>84665510
Women are never compromising, they take anything they can ask for so you should not be compromising either.
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My contingency plan was to write it all to a LTO tape then wipe all the HDDs. No woman/normie is going to know what it is or how to access it.
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>>84665187
delete all of it because my porn is nudes of an ex I hate now
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It was through browsing that I found out that men store porn. This is batshit insane and has made me incredibly jaded. Either people disgusting, or im prude. Because why the hell is anybody storing porn on their device? Or sending nudes? Or posting explicit content? Or storing nudes?

What the hell is this fake and gay world?
You folk have a COLLECTION of porn. TERRABYTES of this shit. This is so gucking crazy. And i know that some of yall have cp and loli. What is this fake and gay world.
This fake and gay world.
If I ever found out my husband or boyfriend had porn on their device, depending on the amount, id leave him. Unironically.
Fuck this fake and gay world.
Unironically, wtf is wrong with men?
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>>84665650
You know what changed my mind. Id leave him, even if its just one vid, or some nudes, id leave him.
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>>84665187
Nothing. I am addicted. I know this because I panic when I think about deleting it all, regardless of a GF
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>>84665650
stfu cuntoid nigger
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>>84665313
Thats wild. Post some?
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>>84665650
I bet you'd be on your knees polishing the knob of your boss if he would become your paypig. Being replaceable goes both way. Cope, you're replaceable by some pixels on a screen.
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>>84665703
You guys are coping so hard for being disgusting people. You guys are doing vile shit not even lying. I remember the first time going to /r/ before it got deleted, and my jaw dropped. You fuckers are dead ass making deep fakes of some girl you know irl just because youre horny. THIS RANDOM GIRL WHO DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING. It made me so hyper aware that im sharing the internet with degenerates.

Fuuuuckkk this fake and gay world man.
You fake and gayyyy people.
Faggots you are.
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>>84665724
Its alright, you will accept overtime that your holes do not give you everything that you want, you're at denial now, release all of the negative energy, it helps.
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>>84665724
It's the male version of comfort food. Is it good for you, no. Does it make you comfy, yes.
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>>84665753
I forgot to say, breathe deeply, its all gonna be alright. There are thousands of men that no woman ever do shit for them and they don't die. You will overcome this. Calm down
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>>84665724
Trying too hard. 2/10 bait
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>>84665804
Nigga i dont give a fuck im asexual. Youre coping because youre a shit human being who is DEGENERATE. Youre fake and gay and gay and fake. Youre faggy and false, as you say in classical English (?). Point is, youre evil lil nigga.
>>84665774
WHAT?!? THEY ARE NOT EVEN COMPARABLE. EVENE SO downloading that shit is just evil. Its just fucking file and degenerate.

Now I get why people are so schizoid about people seing their camera roll, or their phone. Because they are doing god know what on it.
Biggest shame I carry is browsing.
I can only imagine what you guys are doing.
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>>84665827
I know you're hurt but trust me it will get better after a while, don't do anything stupid, your family cares about you, have a wonderful day!
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>>84665847
Weirdest attempt at an "woman owned" i have ever received on the 4chinz.
0/4 you didnt even stay on the topic.
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>>84665827
>asexual
You wouldn't get it, then.
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>>84665864
one day you will feel happy again keep your head up lil nigga
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>>84665187
Why ask questions that will never be relevant or come to pass? You might as well be asking what happens to your wage slave job when you win the lottery.
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>>84665323
When they start making you upload your ID to watch porn, you'll wish you have downloaded a collection lmao.
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>>84665199
Based. Gotta provide her with lots of educational materials to help train her skills and hone her technique.
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>>84665700
Post what exactly?
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>>84665650
I hoard shit because nothing exists online forever.
I really like this image, what if the place I first saw this image goes down? Now it's gone and I'll never see it again.
It's not just porn either, there's a lot of images I've saved from 4chan.
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>>84665650
how would it make you feel if a fellow's enormous porn collection was all 2D?
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>>84665885
I know, i wont get it but damn. Is it really that bad? Is the urge really that strong? I cant wrap my head around it.
>>84666359
Id be disgusted beyond comprehension.
He probably has loli anyway.
Would NOT let a kid near him.
>>84666299
That girl is quite qt and sexy its get it. But I still think its retarded, and evil. If someone changes their mind, wanna make things right, deletes all explicit content they made, I think its so vile that they cant ever get rid of it because others have it.
And with the whole deepfakes shit, i genuenly cannot see why anyone would post anything of themselves.
Its all so grim
I dont believe the internet was supposed to be like this. Or maybe id it did, and im just a prude retard.
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>>84666110
The pictures you got broken up over
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>>84665187
>What happens to all of your porn when you get a GF?
Nothing. Why would something happen to it?
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>>84666397
You are a strong and independent woman, you do not need to be the cocksleeve of any man to make it in life okay? Its alright to be annoyed that a bunch of dots of light on a screen can replace you, everything will be alright okay? Your family loves you, you have friends (i suppose) who love you, you will get through it. Do not have any dark thoughts okay, they care about you.
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That only depends on if all the demands are served by the means. Unfortunately for most of the anons here women dont have penises.
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>>84665650
As a woman can you tell me what makes your sex so attracted to a board dominated by gay porn?
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>>84665187
I used porn to cope so getting rid of it once I got a gf was so easy
>>84665323
also this



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