I'm just going to be up front with you foids. I want sex and so do you. So let's stop playing games and fuck, and if it turns into more then that's good and if not then oh well we will move on. Do we have a deal?
>>84665605Say this in real life to a foid. This will actually work.
>>84665618Can I also avoid eye contact and stand awkwardly due to anxiety?
>>84665605But I dont want sex, im asexual.
>>84665605i can pretend to like sex if i am taken on dates reguarly. otherwise, it has no benefits to me and i will continue to be alone with my vidya.
>>84665699What do you want? You may ask anything of me and if it's in my power then it is yours
>>84665605mmmm me horny
>>84665718I want a lifelong companion
>>84665743I will give you a giant tortoise that will live 100 years and will never abandon you
>>84665768That bitch is way to heavy to carry and lil wagwan wont be able to catch up. She should be in her natural habitat, I wouldn't be able to take care of her.So long lil wagwan.Thanks for the offer though anon.Preciate it.
>>84665605bond never asked for sex retard
>>84665709why do you want to be taken on dates regularly? and where do you want to go?Being outside is not that great, people are loud and annoying.
>>84665605>Ew ew ew you're not Chad get away from me>Oh whats that? Time to hop back on the Chad cock carousel!
>>84665618lmao this will not work
