SAINT PETER SHOWS YOU YOUR 4CHAN POSTS THIS IS NOT A DRILLI JUST HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE AND HE HAD SHIT GOING ALL THE WAY BACK TO 2010. HE MAKES YOU READ THEM OUT LOUD BROS ITS FUCKING OVER
>>84666226NO WAY 2010?
>>84666226Fuck, I am so going to hell
>>84666226I think I might enjoy one last trip down memory lane before eternal damnation
>>84666226>read St. Peter my posts>"Based.">Lets me in
>>84666226Okay I may have said niggerfaggot for laughs and giggles but I didn't mean anything by it. It was an old idubbbz reference.
>>84666312>idubbbz referenceSorry anon, but you're going to hell for not acknowledging that it's actually a Derrick Comedy reference
>>84666226I aready know that i am going to hell.
>Look uh, Mr. Peter I'm a satirist you see? I'm actually making fun of people who *would* say things like this, I actually think the opposite of all these posts.
>>84666226>Uhh....when I said this I was an angry kid......"God I hate monkey ass baboons ruining our great nation"
>>84666226Last night I had a dream in which I was cuddling with Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. What does this mean? Am I gay? It was subconscious.
>>84666369God guides us in mysterious ways...
>>84666226describe your NDE in more detail. Was there a tunnel. Life review beyond reading your posts? Did you see a loved one?
>>84666392It was 4chan posts all the way down
>>84666226I just post tits so I'm fine.
Who thebfuck is saint peter?
>>84666333Sarah Silverman did this and that excuse did not work even for the chosen people
did he exclaim "BASED!" when he got a post where you simply posted 'fuck niggers'/
>>84666226If God sees my 4chan posts or search history I'm going straight to the deepest depths of hell
God blesses His most based 4channers.
>>84666863God wont see it but Claude might
I would love to elaborate more on TND with him.
>>84666226>"mr- uhhh saint peter, sir, I was just in a very bad place mentally when I made these posts, I really didn-">"anon, begin reciting the texts you made.">"b-but I-">"now.">*sigh*>"I wish I could bite her pretty face and fuck her cunt until she's pumped full of my mixed race rapebabies.">"all of it.">"oh come on is this really necess-">"yes.">"...that I would promptly abandon and neglect paying child support for..."
>>84667808>>jfc am I done now??>>*says nothing*>>later tracking down and impregnating those same rape babies in subsequent years...
>>84666226When I was a kid I had this fear that when I died, everyone in my life would be gathered in a big theatre and be forced to watch my entire life through my eyesIt scared me so much imagining them seeing me post weird shit on the internet
>>84666226This is actually making me reconsider my life choices. I need to become a better person and stop coming here
