Lower your standards and you will get a GF.
who else money maxxing in the big 2026?
>>84673092no, i dont think i willI can just watch porn if I dont get a fat butt gf
>>84673137Erm can you give me some money please
>>84673148only if you become my girlfriend :3
>>84673092Women are pretty ugly compared to most men I see. The only couples where the girl is hotter that I see nowadays are older couples.
Uhhh if I were a dog the fat assed white women would love me and my knot though? You just know
Sub-Chads aren't allowed to have standards. Even HIV-infected, drug addict mentally ill single moms think themselves as being above the average man.
>>84673187I will but i'm really ugly and worthless. Can you gift me Vidya on steam PLEASE
>>84673212e-dating doesn't count, i want to touch my gf :3
>>84673204I dont think thats a dog
>>84673212as for vidya, check out fitgirl repacks website
>>84673212>YOOL 2026>not pirating everything including your wife
>>84673260best pirate wifu?
>>84673092I would never describe my standards for appearance as "low," but I'm pretty open minded outside of some extreme cases. This is cringe but I find a woman's eyes her most attractive feature. not just color, but the spark in them.Values and personality on the other hand? Never comprise, never surrender. Also, no e-girls.
>>84673092>>84673092>Lower your standards and you will get a GF.WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO OF ME?!?
>>84673092The kicker is that the moid can't do anything about it because he's a manlet/dicklet. Good luck going to the gym for those!
>Send my picture to some girl>They immediately block meJust fly to thailand or get some date rape drugs. Modern women are trash no matter what your standards are
>>84673092I would offer to pay for her entire shopping cart in exchange for watching her use a toilet.
My only standards are don't be fat. Chubby is fine, but I can't do obesity when it's so preventable.
>>84673092my standards are already low as fuck
>>84673092I raised my standards and got a gf. Most incels standards are goofy shit they don't need.
>>84673137Not me, it's too hard. Happy for u thoThat monster is ASS dude>>84673187>>84673229>lolipedoOf course you're lonely kek
>>84674060even date raping girls sounds like too much work for too little reward now
>>84673092Yeah I'm sure I can get a gf who just wants to use me to financially improve her life and then leave me once she finds someone better
>>84674963Can you give me some money pIease? im poor
>>84674938this>have to go out>have to have a girl willing to even be near you and interact with you>she has to not think you're a date rapist, doesn't watch her drink or use drug detecting straws or nail polish or any shit>has to be willing to go home with you after being drugged (her friends let her leave with some chud from the bar)So basically, you have to be chad to even get into this position. The only loophole here, which still requires you to be social, is basically to be her desexualized "friend" who she trusts, then you can have your gay wine and musicals night at your house and just drug her there when she doesn't suspect anything. Unironically easier to just plow some willing slags off tinder.
>>84674965>im poorHi Poor, I'm Rich. What do you need money for?
>>84673092Bad example, women are into monsters just make him a millionaire and he can pull whichever girl he wants
i was born in america, im white and i get 0 american girlfriends, white girls hate me for some reason and i cant figure out whybut i was searching in the philippines and i got 500 matches from asian women
>>84674987I'm a need with no money for anthing. I can't even get food I'm so hungry help me please i just want Pizza Hut
>>84675056You should cook instead of getting pizza hut...
Bro, I had overweight single-mothers shoot me down. It broke me. I now make it a point to make myself out to be the very best I can be every day, just so I can purposely ignore women with the most disdain I can muster.Actually had a solid 7/10 girl on Tinder send me her number after a couple nights of texting and said she'd love to talk over the phone, so replied "lol" and blocked her Probably just some lowkey sadism fetish, desu...Don't care, I will do my part to belittle women for the decades they did it to me.
>>84675211I deserve Pizza Hut doe. Can you give me som money for it you since you rich. I need some food in my bellay it makes me extra gassy heehe
>>84675056This shit pisses me off so much. I used to want to help people but then they'd waste so much money on one fast food trip that would last them a week.
>>84675323I'm hungryyyy I want Pizza Hut or Burger King please im hungy can you help me get food pwea se
>>84675323I'm so hungry there no food in my house no more ebt
>>84675323My food stamps ran out dada
>>84675243women are incredibly judgemental
>>84675323I still want Pizza Hut dada
>>84674337sorry anon, you have to BE the toilet. and she had double steak Chipotle burrito for dinner
>>84675323I want chipotle dada heehe
>>84675323Does arbys take EBT dada
>>84675323Hai dada can we get some food I wan taco bell I got ebt
>>84673092I look like that and talk like that.
>>84675323I'm hungry dada can you get me something from wallmart heehe
niggas out here be subhuman af
>>84675926https://youtu.be/R_Kk4uijzVE?si=PxSt_mRjuAwgmGl-
>>84675323Lets take our ebt to dollar tree . it will be a fun day for me dada
>>84675323Dada im hungry. Are you going to help me?
The only women to EVER display interest in me was a 5/10 indian woman about 5 years older than me and a similar situation with an older chinese woman. Not even the mid women want me. >>84675243Based. That said phone woman may well have just been trying to waste your time.
>>84675323I want Pizza Hut pasta right now. Can you help me dada pweasw
>>84675323Can you help me order Pizza Hut pasta im hungry dadda mm
>>84675323My stomache is growling dada
>>84673137I kneel, loliGOD
>>84675323Would you cook for me dada. so I could save money on groceries
>>84675323You said you'd help meh dada
>>84675323I saw that pizza hut accepts ebt dada. Mmm my stomach is growling
>>84675243wow you really showed her, now she has to get railed by her backup number 4
>>84675323Lets watch nick Crowley videos dada
>>84673148>>84673212is every woman on the internet literally just an e-begger?
>>84675323Lets get more food stamps dada we need
>>84675323>I used to want to help people but then they'd waste so much money on one fast food trip that would last them a week.Why won't you help me dada
>>84675323Im hungrier than a. Somali there's no more food stamps for meh dada
>>84673092I am not lowering my standards
>>84675323Im hungwy dada get me something from tha Walmart bakery mmm. I don't have any money
what's with this spamming schizo >>84676288yes
>>84675323I saw that Arby's accepts EBT dada will u take me I wooked i t wup
>>84675323Do you think somalis take ebt dada
>>84675323Dada I might get food soon mmm
>>84675323Why does is piss you off dada were hungry
>>84675323You could buy me anything dada If they take ebt
>>84675323Lower your standards dada
>>84675323dada.
>>84673137I was money maxxing in 2024 and early with some very nice options plays and wise investments into some stocks but I got spooked by Trump's trade wars making the market go up and down so I've stayed away from options
>>84675323im goin to check my fridge to see if there's any food dada
>>84675323There's no food dada
>>84675323dada I made some food. I hope it taste good. Ill update you dada
>>84675323It was pretty guy. I don't want Pizza Hut anymore dada
>>84675323My meal was homemade and good dada thx for the meal dada
>>84675323I still want pizza hut pasta dada but this meal would do. Thx for cooking fa meh dad I love uo dada
>>84675323dada I'll miss you
>>84675323Thank you for reading meh a story before bed dada. I think I'll sleep good then we;'ll go fishing tomorrow yippie
>>84675323dada there's a cold breeze from my window that makes meh cold can you give meh an extra blanket so im warm thx dad
>>84673092>lower than the hideous plastic surgery BBL troll on the right
>>84673137yeah buddysemi conductor printer go brr
>>84675323can you hook me up with an under-the-table job instead?
>>84673092I look like that and I get girls like the one on the right. I do not know how I do it.
My standards have fallen to this:>She's white>She's a healthy weight without noticeable stretch marks>Hasn't completely destroyed her appearance with dyed hair/piercings/tattoos, a few are okayAll of those things are true of me for what it's worth. I can attract girls on soc that have one or two of those three qualities, not yet all three of them. And IRL I seem completely unable.
What's hilarious about this meme is that it's accurate and I do get laid. I feel like a chihuahua fucking a pit bull.
>>84673137How do I moneymaxx?
>>84673092I'm relatively attractive.I lower my standards and the girl wonders why I'm trying to get with them.If I try a girl that I think is objectively pretty, they wonder why I don't have other girls.So I don't bother with dating anymore
