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Can I ask what you guys do on your phone when you're shitting
Other than Instagram reels and 4chan
I'm trying to be healthier mentally but I'm pretty bored while shitting
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>>84676025
I enjoy reading the front page of wikipedia for the day, I like the did you know section and the on this day in history parts especially.
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If you're already using Instagram, why not watch gay porn? The smell of shit should enhance the experience. Fag.
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>>84676025
I read Marginal Revolution and Soranews
https://soranews24.com/2026/05/28/another-side-of-kyoto-the-prefectures-top-10-road-stations-for-traveling-foodies/
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>>84676025
I almost never use my phone. I truly don't get why retards like to use their phones all the time. The screen is small and you have to scroll. I just bring my laptop into the bathroom and read something or watch a vid on it while the shit logs fall out of my ass. Sometimes I'll even bring a physical book, but when I was a kid I dropped my archie comic in the toilet and it triggered me for the rest of my life so I'm really afraid of that happening again.
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>>84676037
I don't watch Instagram that's why I asked to exclude it
You're gay for bringing it up
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>>84676029
That's a good idea
I like the random wikipedia url
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
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wikipedia rabbit holes and books. you can download all the books you want in your phone but you're probably a tech illiterate zoomer
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>>84676025
I deleted every social media app aside from youtube. Twitter and instagram made me waste so much time. 4chan is somewhat addictive but at least it doesn't really make me angry
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>>84676194
I never figured out how to use twitter. Seems gay.
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>>84676025
if your shits take long enough to need your phone you need a better diet. quit eating trash and stay hydrated.
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>>84676080
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Goldstein
Just got this lmao funny shit
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>>84676258
That is a great pull
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>>84676025
Depends on what I'm doing after the shit.
>if running
check the weather, traffic map, maybe a reel or two (don't want to get an erection)
>if sleeping
nothing, because the phone isn't in the bathroom with me at the time

>>84676037
lmao
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>>84676025
Mostly 4chan, but when I'm being productive researching something for personal projects or a topic that I'm interested it. I mean, you really shouldn't be spending a whole lot of time in there... maybe eat more fiber?
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I don't use my phone while shitting, that's fucking disgusting. Also, the act of shitting take literally 5 seconds, I don't even put my ass on the seat.
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>>84676025
Responding to coworkers on teams.
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>>84676194
>4chan is somewhat addictive but at least it doesn't really make me angry
You are using this app wrong
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>>84677064
Do you think people wipe their ass with their smart phone or something?
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How long does it take you to push feces out of your rectum?
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I dont get on my phone while shitting

If I'm on a toilet with my phone, I'm either masturbating, trying to buy cocaine, or both
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the crapper is the only place where watching short form video is acceptable
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>>84677625
NTA, but do you think it's normal to stare at your phone all the time, at all times?

I want to focus on my work, and cleansing my body. I dont need to see what Xitter-bot-1488 has to say about vaccines, or desperately swipe through Tinder. And I really dont want to drop an (unfortunately) vital, neccesary, and expensive piece of electronics into water/sewage.
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>>84677663
Screentime is not the arguement it's about hygiene you off topic fucktard

if you are at risk of dropping your phone then you have bigger problem then dropping it into a toilet. like dropping a pot or pan of boiling water.
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Delete instagram from your phone and shit without one. I have been trying this and have relapsed but it is getting better. The problem I find is that once I know I can get this immediate and effectively infinite dopamine source from my phone I'll end up staying on it for a couple of hours if I'm not careful.
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>>84676025
i dont take my phone to the bathroom zoomie fuckface
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>>84676025
duolingo.
use your shit to take a break from the hell rectangle



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