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girls LOVE cock. how are you not getting girls?

they are literally obsessed with dicks
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>>84683535
They only like the peepee if it is very large, fat and attached to a very tall and attractive man.
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>>84683535
>girls LOVE CHAD cock

Ftfy
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>>84683535
Its pathetic when guys are so insecure about their size they use a fisheye lense
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>>84683535
why do they like dicks so much? dicks are yucky. boobs are at least soft and squishy
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>>84683535
Women are not entitled to my cock.
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>>84683570
And then it backfires because the woman is 4 foot tall but the distortion gives her the hands of Shaquille O'Neal
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>>84683535
that dick looks like it feels alot of pleasure. my scarred up hyper-circumcised cock feels next to nothing so i like to hurt women during sex since nothing else makes me feel anything.
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they want a cock, but they want it attached to a gigachad with a credit card, they aren't like men who will fall in love with a woman even if she is just a waitress
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>>84683622
just be skinny and your cock will look bigger, plus women like skinny men
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>>84683535
I had one worship my cock last month, felt pretty good
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>>84683570
so do they get special cameras for taking dick videos/pics or what? regular phone cameras don't look like this vid
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>>84683903
>1:1 or 16:9 on back camera
>record
>save
>tap edit
>stretch horizontally until dick looks longer
>edit lighting
easy

I made mine look outrageously huge
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>>84683893
nice. hedonism is the best thing ever
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>>84683535
>>84683609
>>84683903
not amateur, that's Danny D and his weird camera angle to make his below average cock slightly above average
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If women love cock why dont they ever ask me to see or touch mine
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>>84683535
>how are you not getting girls?
I'm black, am unattractive, and have a relatively small penis.
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>>84684629
Cuz you're not Chad. They only like cock if it's Chad's
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>>84683570
>mad
>about dicks
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>>84683535
>send my well above average lenght penis to a girl
>calls it small
every single time, they online like the top .1% penis
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>>84684690
How big is it? The average penis size is not the same as the average size of penis women are exposed to. Not only because of porn, but because the dudes going out and getting laid are probably guys that are not insecure about their penis size so likely above average.
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>>84684742
6.5 inches even when a girl says they like it they add some shit like I don't mind that it's short lol
>but because the dudes going out and getting laid are probably guys that are not insecure about their penis size so likely above average.
Makes sense if I had a top tier dick I think I would be less nervous talking to girls overall
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>>84684789
6.5 inches here its acshually. 7 inches pelvis to pelvis, specially if she is riding and grinding.
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>>84684802
That's bone pressed for me already so I'm not getting past 6.5 inches unfortunately. Going 7 inches deep sounds pog but my penis will never reach those depths, biology is too cruel.
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Women hate sex. Hate it, hate it, hate it.

Women only allow sex UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS:
If he's rich ($$$)
If he's famous ($$$)
If he's super handsome (-> handsome children -> $$$).

That's why women whine about rape all the time. Every women has some rape story. A man would proudly report how he was "sitting on a train and then suddenly two Japanese women came into the cabin and one touched my *** and the other sucked my ***". He would proudly tell this story 50 years from now. A woman on the other hand would whine for 50 years how she was "sitting on a train and 2 guys came in and THEY TOUCHED MY BOOBS. Whaaaaaaaahaaaa". That's because men like sex and women hate sex.

For women essentially every sex is rape UNLESS the guy gives her something in return: money, fame, kids, alimony etc. All women are whores, some of them are cheaper than others.

Ever noticed that women like TALL guys? That's because taller people die faster (approx. 1/2 year life expectancy less per cm due to higher cancer prevalence and Hayflick limit). Women love to marry TALLER and OLDER guys. Now you know why.

There's no street prostitution for women. There's no brothels for women. Women hate sex, the so called "sex tourism for women" is "romance tourism" where women rent some black guy for a week. It's not for sex. It's for having someone to nag to death. Women hate sex, women love to whine and nag. Women are expensive NAGGOIDs.

Now you may ask, if women hate sex so much, why do they have SEX WITH DOGS? It's because there's one thing women hate more than sex: Their own men.
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>>84683535
Kek that looks familiar Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha oh no noooo Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>84683570
If you're talking abkut OP webm
She has two hands wrapped around it AND there's a full hand-width left to go.
That's a massive dick. At LEAST 12"
Yes, girl hands are small.
Dicks like this are freakish and freakishly rare, and are exactly the kind of dick women tell their friends about and women want to try just to try it.
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>>84683535
>t. many straight anons talking about another man's penis
pottery
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>>84684983
Most girls' hands are only 2.5-3 inches wide. I'm barely over 6 inches and women can two hand me with a little to spare. That guy is probably 8-8.5 inches based on how much is still sticking out while she's two handing him.
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>>84684983
>>84685021
that's Danny D and his weird camera angle to make his below average cock slightly above average
he's coping
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>>84683535
some women are just blessed hore sheet
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we REALLY need the source on that bigtits bitch
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that's an amazing video all things considered
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>>84683535
>don't be born with a dick like that
>you will never experience this
>but you will get reminded every day of the fact that you will never have it
life is a torture chamber
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You claim that but they are not, no woman ever approached me for my dick.
So it's your anecdotal evidence against mine.
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>>84684983
I can wrap three of my hands around my own cock and it's not fifteen fucking inches dumb fucker
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>>84686545
i'm sure they've signaled it before and you ignored the,m
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>>84687349
Not really no, I'm quite perceptive.
Not even single women care about me.
And that's ok, not everyone is supposed to be in a relationship, some people's destiny is solitude.
It's just wrong to claim that women will desire you for your dick, this will not happen, at least not to everyone.
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>>84683535
>girls LOVE cock. how are you not getting girls?
> they are literally obsessed with dicks
Only Chad's
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Women arent even attracted to men physically
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I am a pedo. Women do not knowingly want sex from people like me



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