What is your most memorable sexual experience?
I dunno in grade school my best experiences were getting physically dominated by girls and putting my pp against those underwater pool air vents. Also sum mildly gay stuff in grade and middle school. I didn't get any further than that.
>>84684878Can sexhaving normies go to another board please? No, I've never had any sexual experience. Is that what you wanted me to say?
>>84684878i lost my virginity to a gigantic hung black dude despite wanting to lose it to a girl but at 19 i was a skinny long hair white boy and girls dont like those i literally came handsfree from all the years of pent up sexual needs. since then ive dated quite a few women who obviously will never know about that, but its lowkey their own fault because back then they had nothing to do with me so whatever
Honestly having a girlfriend that doesnt need to be told that I enjoy waking up to her sucking my dick is one of the best feelings Ive ever hadLike Ive had some really slutty girlfriends in the past but this one has taken it to a whole new level And shes so ridiculously hot I dont understand it
>What is your most memorable sexual experience?Any time I didn't go soft in the rubber with an escort.Though there was one time I fucked one off the bed, and another time where I jackhammered one to 'orgasm'.I took an eight break break from escorts, then the last few I tried with I couldn't even get it up. Being an unfuckable Black Pilled incel has ruined me.Only good thing is that I could finally cum, because they gave me wet handjobs. I blow a giant load. Though I still cannot make myself cum. FML.TFW totally reactive libido and still otherwise incel as fuck, with zero unpaid sex. Escortceling has become useless to me.
>>84684878Sharing a double dildo with the gf. From her pussy to my ass. Saw her take it deeper than my length for the first and so far only time. Also got my first footjob from her during it.
>>84684878my girlfriend and i both had our first time without a condom with each other and we've been together for years ever since. i still remember the look on her face the first time i went in, and my own jaw dropped open at the same time because i couldn't believe how it felt. i immediately realized condom sex is just masturbation by comparison.
Idk but whenever you seen wmbf porn even mainstream its always the most real and passionate and they even say that
getting molested at church camp
>>84684878Thank fuck I don't have an ugly cunt like that, hair on the labia sounds fucking horrid
>>84686680I know you're a dude larping because that vagina is gorgeous. I would eat it whole.
>>84686688doesn't matter whatever I am, but you're an incel>calling the entire vulva a vagina
>>84686695>semantic arguments to dispute an extremely insignificant and subjective topicoh, so you're retarded too?
>>84684878>What is your most memorable sexual experience?I had just started a FWB relationship with a chubby but cute pajeeta with amazing boobs, when one night I was on the bed fucking her like crazy in doggy. She was moaning loudly, I was breathing deeply, both of us were sweating profusely. Her soft chubby ass was plapping hard against me and I could reach forward and feel those big milkers shaking wildly. It was so hot and felt so good that I came and blew an enormous load and felt the most amazing rush of endorphins. Then I withdrew my wet cock and realised that the condom had busted and all I had was a ring of rubber around the base of my dick like a fucking fanbelt. While she was laying back smiling and recovering I was panicking because I just busted a huge nut in this fertile pajeeta who was not taking any contraception. I had to quickly get dressed and drive to a late night pharmacy and buy some emergency contraception. I brought that home and made her take it. She was later annoyed because she said the contraception gave her stomach cramps and made her sick. Luckily though I don't have a half Indian kid running around here. She later got a mirena inserted and so I was able to safely fuck her raw for the next year. Happy times.
>>84684878Being sexually abused had quite the affect on me .....
>>84684878Pegged by a dominant girl in the ass with a huge dildo while going feral after two months in a chastity cage. Dear god. Every day I wish I could return to that night. I knew I peaked right then.
>>84684898Not every thread requires your participation, narc-kun
>>84686666Checked and devilish
>>84684878Lost my v-card in a threesome and both girls got pregnant, ruined my life
>literal sex haver threadjust nuke this fucking shithole already
During the convention weekend where I met my now-wife, I was groping her in my hotel room bed at night and playing with her clit. We were being quiet because I had two mtf fuckbuddies in the other bed, but she whispered "you can put your fingers anywhere you want" (literally a Rick & Morty quote) so I lubed up my fingers in her wet cunt and then fingered her butt until she came. One of the mtfs later mentioned having been awake and listening and found it hot (but chastized me for not getting consent from the two of them before fooling around with them in the room).
>>84687132>ruined my lifeyou can't plant a bomb like this and not greentext it, bro.
>>84687228I managed to convince them to keep/have the kids on the condition that I would support them. Which meant giving up on college as a STEM student and going into extreme wage slavery
>>84687280How are your relationships with them and the kids? Do the kids know each other?
>>84684878Fuck that nigger fucking divorced bitch I hope her vagina rots out with all the HIV insideMy best sexual experiences were with two ladyboys in separate occasions. One was a full on 10/10 with a tiny dick and I fucked him on the massage bed until he came. The other was a autistic but cute ladyboy who had a pixie cut and avoided eye contact. He wanted to suck me off at the bar with everyone watching. Then we went in the back and he sucked me dry. That was a few hours before I had a 10 hour flight back home kek.
>>84687402The kids know each other, we live together as a weird family unit
>>84687132i almost got a bitch pregnant at 16 and it scared me off sex for good its insane
>>84684878Probably the few times I gave my most recent ex oral, she didn't let me do that often but we absolutely had the best sex after when she did. Most memorable has to be the motel we stopped at in Ohio on our last road trip together, we both came multiple times, it was incredible.
>>84687138>Board where every post is unique in an attempt to foster an ever-evolving discussion and prevent stagnation common to online forums>Incels do everything they can to make it a tarpit of the exact same bitter virgin slop There's a lesson here for you fuckers if you had the eyes to see it.
>>84687879The funniest part is, all they talk about is sex, so the very existence of an "incel" board will draw sex havers to it inevitably. It's a self defeating proposition.
>>84684878Before I plap my catdoll I often just stand there making guttural noises admiring her there's no topping that
>>84688000>catdoll
>>84687879Imagine thinking you can learn how to have sex from the people who actually have it. People are born having sex. If you don't drop out of the womb with a qt virgin gf your life will never have a good moment and you may as well kill yourself (which I would never do because demoralizing you into killing yourself is a moral good I can deprive the world of)
>>84684878who is the guy fucking her? he's hot
