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Chill pill edition.
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Too many wrongun chuds in this country.
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congenial edish.
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The most despicable paedophile in Britain is better-looking than all of you.
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>>84689450
He's maggot food now so no.
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There is no point in life if you're not slurping on a fanny right now
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Those spicy sour cream Pringles are 4x lush man
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>>84689475
What about sucking Sean dick?
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I want to move to Turkey. I was wrong about thinking it was a third world country. I wish I could leave shithole britain. I'd be a happier man in a place far from here.
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>>84689450
why don't they take the full hair follicles of convicted nonces, and donate them to balding men?
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who's worse: ian watkins or jimmy saville
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from which province of Britain do you hail
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Sean Savile
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are ruby was featured on /brit/.
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>>84689505
>that cat

i wondered where you got to, fucker
>>84676562
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>>84689519
I'm from the province of Winchester.
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>>84689516
Bill Wyman, because he's alive and living comfortably and despite confessing everything, nobody cares about him.

before him, it was David Bowie.

ironically, MJ is/was innocent, but everyone will remember him as that guy who was accused of doing dodgy things therefore he DEFINITELY did.
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>>84689528
Are nightwalks in Turkey comfy?
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what vape juice you using atm lads?
lemon lime for me x
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>>84689558
I don't vape lass I drink
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Welper getting his botty bum raped
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Need some fucking rain in England. I'm fed up with this shit heatwave. Very uncomfy week it has been.
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>>84689543
actually, yeah. i used to just sit in the hotel room playing on my Game Boy because i hated the sun (loved swimming, just hated being out in the sun).

but then on the nights when it was quiet, i'd go on nightwalks and see all the secret cats.
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Greg Savile
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Quite chuffed with this, a king queen checkmate, noice. Watching a video on them the other day helped a lot.
>>84689558
None at the moment, but quite fond of Nexus blueberry lemonade.
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I don't mind ruth's eyes wandering. She's cute af really. I hope she's confident with herself. Lovely rose. I don't deserve someone like that.
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Just won my darts league game today 3-1
Checked out 85 to win, S17, D17, D17, very happy with that.
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>>84689586
going by >>84687130, it will rain soon.

but i suspect you just wanted to post that picture.
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>>84689619
I hope it will lad. I am baking and can't do anything in this weather. Normally I'd play a game but that gets the GPU going. When I had Game Pass, I'd uninstall the game in summer and just play the streaming version to reduce the temperature. Genius.
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>>84689618
Nice on de lid. Are you the resident darts lad or another?
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How many drugs have you lads tried?
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I don't even know how to have a relationship it's over
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>>84689647
I've posted here before a few times so most likely the person you are referring to. No new darts updates recently, I'm still waiting on my first 180 (it'll never happen).
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>>84689662
Perhaps you could get on the guardian dating?
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Talked to my support worker the other day about drugs. He admitted that he smokes 'CBD bud', whatever that is.
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Helpers wussy owned by big oily black pimps
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Hate noncechud's ugly face.
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>>84689640
mine bitcoins
(and give me some)
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just want cute asian gril
nothing else
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Gonna watch Gogglebox in a bit. I always reckoned me and my family would be good on it. If we apply in the future, if you see a fat autistic lad on it, that's me.
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>>84689755
Why is it always skinny incels? Fat chads got that LEGAL pussy on tap.
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>>84689662
Just give up lad. I have. You will never experience love. Even if you got love at my age, it would be some old used single mother type with no youthful beauty. Grim. I missed out and so will you.
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glad that mr millburn is going to get jobs for us neets, only a few decades late!
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>>84689808
> if you see a fat autistic lad on it, that's me.
You fat?
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not rite how f*males appropriate our culture.
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>>84689889
i wanna look like this as a boy
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Cheeky bum time
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>>84689827
me? just surviving long enough to be plugged INTO The Matrix.

(that's effectively what Christians are doing, anyway.)
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I remember this one from the OG pokemon.
Sheeeit,
Card number 2 for me, not a super one like Blitzle but a funky Japanese 1. Corr.
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Welper getting his bussy ripped open by a big black beast
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>>84689924
that's not OG at all, or i'd recognise it.
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>>84689947
>He doesn't remember pidgey
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Gen 1 = OG
That's just the way it is.
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Do you think this country is a shithole?
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>>84689947
I meant the televisual series, not card stuff.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGTNUq6bgWY
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>>84689968
fair enough.

some of the card art was shite (just putting the Sugimori painting on a photo background, say).
but these 3D ones were lush and i do mean LUSH
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>>84689404
Should I open a british overshores company/bank account to enjoy the tax haven of the ultra elite? I want to get a boat and not pay duty or tariffs. I work remotely, my revenue would be from donations and welfare

I understand why the British are poor, but there's a gentlemen agreement on the ocean.
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Welper sat in a shitty smelly nappy in his smelly council box room
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>>84689958
>>84689968
i remember when Misty got that egg and it had a Togepi (gen 2) inside. i suppose Ho-Oh also appeared in the first ever episode.
i'll count those as trve/OG Pokemon. hell, i even watched the SECOND film (dodgy video from Turkey).

but to this day, i have no idea who this Tracey guy is. i vaguely remember Brock and/or Misty leaving. people say there was some 'Orange Islands' episodes. so did Ash win the Pokemon League, or what? wasn't that the whole point of the series...?
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>>84690026
Sure.
>>84690040
I don't remember details like that, just some vague memory of liking that one.
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I'm a sensitive man
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'cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
'cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
'COS I'M PRETTY LIKE DRUGS!
I'M PRETTY LIKE DRUGS!!!
I'M PRETTY LIKE DRUGS!!!
I'M PRETTY LIKE DRUGS!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVLaJtg8xIU
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i'm drinking kronenbourg 1664
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>>84689505
I wouldn't be happy but I'd be less miserable in a foreign white country
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miss all the posters
don't understand the desire to make things worse
(i can get moping around, or outright feeling sorry for yourself, i don't get destruction for others)
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>>84690183
Weird. I've just this second cracked open a can of the same.....
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Welper on all fours airing out his wussy while the bulls get oiled up
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>>84690191
don't like wrong'uns and nonces. simple as.
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on my second tin of Relentless.
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I can't cum anymore now without taking a quick 2 or 3 minute break in the middle. It's like I lose all pressure. Must be a lower testosterone thing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA9q2fKp8aI
>I Monster - Hey Mrs. (Glamour Puss Mix)
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>>84690192
think it's actually quite nice even though it's what mark from peep show drinks when he's at his absolute lowest
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lollin @ Special Brew being 7.5% in 440ml cans

PC gone mad
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Welper spinning like a beyblade atop a turgid todger x
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Corrr on ze vodkas again aren't I? Well I am aren't I?

Very depressed. Whatever. Don't even care. I'll just drink more vodka and listen to more tunes won't I ? So get in there.
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last tin of Baxters Royal Game soup i'll ever eat, this.

paid a bit more attention to the ingredients. i wasn't expecting choice cuts of meat in a tin of soup, but now i'm TOO AWARE i'm biting into venison hearts and pheasant livers.

i'm all for using every part of the animal. but i'm also a little baby bitch.
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I'll always be an incel
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>>84690547
Then you'll be shocked to know the burgers from burger vans are often 50% beef heart.
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Garn, get it down ya. Proper lush this is. That'll be 8.99 mate ya stinkin little kuffar.
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>>84690538
get yourself oot lad. nice night for a walk eh, as ze Terminator would say.

wandered through toon myself last night. stopped by this nice hotel. sometimes you just need the simple life: no controversy, no politics x
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>>84690621
>50% Beef
grim lad
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Welper getting ready for a cheek clapping
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>>84690605
>>84690621
the bean-protein bothers me more.

i'm not even one of those lads that's against the beans themselves. but you EXPECT it with Rustlers and the like. less so with a product advertising itself as 'beef burgers' (onions and breadcrumbs, MAYBE).
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>>84690656
These and similar products are the ones served up at dodgy forren places from the top of Scotland to the bottom of England.
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>finding out my local burger place is "100% halal"
Heart breaking. They do really good burgers an all.
Suppose I'll just pretend I never saw it.
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>>84690645
Corrr it liminal.
And eh, I kinda considered going out on my own desu. But I'd just like end up on the Bigg Market very drunk and wondering where I am. Doesn't sound fun on my own desu desu. Not much point. Although TBF for some reason people do seem to approach me a lot in public. Maybe I would have made some friends.
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I remember the days when nonces tried to rebrand themselves as 'minor attracted persons' to get on the diversity bandwagon and everyone just told them to fuck off
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Men around the country will be having their bollocks coated in girl slobber and fanny juices right about now
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Welper chugging on big veiny willy
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>>84690696
GO TO RUSTY'S
MAKE MISTAKES
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>>84690750
Eh the thing is, I often get so drunk that I forget how to do basic things. So I can't order a taxi and if I try to walk home, I will take a wrong turn somewhere and just end up in like the Jesmond Backrooms or something and not know where I am. At least if I was with friends they would keep me right. Randomers cannot be trusted to do that.

Reminds me of this time I was in Filthies and some guy goes
>You're gay!
To me. And like points at me. Like uhh what? Who are you? And why would you say that? It normie sadism..
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He was on an access course in nursing
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>>84690777
nice 7s.

>end up in like the Jesmond Backrooms or something
it's the tunnels you have to watch out for. occasionally you walk into one, and you come out another. men have gone mad trying to figure out the pattern, but the goats keep switching them up.
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People were smelling fish in the classroom
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>>84690825
Corrr. Liminal numbers and pic indeed.
I frankly wish I had went out now desu desu. Drinking in the house feels so pathetic.
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If you're not having sex right now then absolutely nothing you're saying has any meaning
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>>84690863
Guess I'll disregard your post then
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Cathartic release with regards to all those who have betrayed and abandoned me innit? I suddenly have just decided "oh well, don't care, I'm through with that". Corrr. Get in there.
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Welper tucking his willy between his legs pretending he has a fanny
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for me, betraying + abandoning people are my favourite pastimes.

(they're not, but that hasn't stopped me.)
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Night de lats night de lats
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In Vino Veritas? Less so nowadays desu. It's more just muddled, fuzzy, complete and utter nonsense.
>>84691090
Corrr well we've all done it haven't we?
>>84691147
It has happened to me many times. It's funny. I seek out people online who are "more like me" than my irl friends. But in the end, those irl friends are actually the only people who care about me at all. I'm a fool.
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I stood for what is right x
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>>84691178
Lmao. Liminal post desu desu. What exactly do you mean by this?
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>>84691178
Fucking loser lmao
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>>84691184
Might post sandras gaff what do you think?
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>>84691201
Don't involve me in your troll nonsense.
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In the end, I fucking won x
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the biggest loser award lmao
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Home - Basshunter
Corrrr
Only recently realised this was a Basshunter tune desu desu
Kino
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Which box room is it big man?
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>>84691235

I moved from that gaff in 2020 when I had my mental breakdown lmao,
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>>84691178
>1178

AAGH GET
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>>84691248
Ok big man hahahaha
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Knocking back these weers knows x
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I have drank a lot and frankly I'm not even getting more drunk. I think when you drink often enough, you cease to actually get drunk. You just kinda get more unwell generally. Oh well, whatever. It could be a lot worse.
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t..thats nnnnot mmmmy bbboxroom kek
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Britfeel is just like the Backrooms desu. The more it remembers, the less it does. Corrr.
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>>84691316
I'm a creepy old christmas decoration that's just sitting there, menacingly...
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Welper arse up getting piped by turkish stud
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Got ten more wokkles to finish off.

End of an era x
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>>84691321
It liminal. I'm gonna get another vodka, de vodka.
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Fun is not what we're for x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M
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Everybody just calms downs x

Everybody just relax x
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>>84691248
No need to lie, it is your own fault everyone knows now, no one elses
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Good night to the normal anons
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Corrr the brunette from the Basshunter videos. Kino.
*Doesn't Google anything about said woman because it would break the illusion*
Yep, that's me. Don't want to break ze illusions of this world do I? I sink not.
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Might neck these wokkles then garn waccies in the morning

If I crash out before out then so be it xxx
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>>84689505
Given the political instability in the region I probably wouldn't if I were you
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Knocking back these beers now x

How it should be xxx
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Helper sat in his smelly council boxroom in his shitty nappy
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>>84691457
Threads are better without you desu less seething.
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Insane tbqh https://youtu.be/hMPrQyGJk3A
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Welper using an aldi stubby to gape his wussy so adebayo has easier access
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well, there's half a g of k ordered at the worst possible time/day. that's 3-4 lines tops, with the tolerance break i've had.

trying to recobble together a semblance of a life, and for better or worse, that's going to involve drugs.
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>>84691836
It doesn't have to though.
I say, while I am drunk af.
Seriously though. Let's just stop taking any kind of substances desu desu.

I really like the beautiful brunette woman from the basshunter videos corrr. Liminal.
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>>84691854
>Let's just stop taking any kind of substances desu desu.

i came to accept i can't moderate alcohol. it's all-or-nothing.
meanwhile, i can use zolpidems and diazepams very much as-needed. painkillers, somewhere in the middle, but i am in chronic pain.

ketamine, if i get money sorted, i think i will just repeat the same mistakes. in recovery, they always say moderation is harder than abstinence, which made no sense to me (in hindsight, it's blindingly obvious). i think this may be one where i have to meet the addiction somewhere in the middle, wor lad.

alternatively, we bring back PCP. where did it go? is angel dust uncool now?
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>>84691909
I'm not gonna lie. I have actually no clue what any of those are. Like lowkenuinely. I only know about alcohol. What on earth is a zobbyclobbyapamingham or whatever you are on about?

I am very sheltered.
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Inked women like this make me sick. YUCK.
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>>84691989
Tattoos are disgusting and dumb and I instantly think less of anyone who has them
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>>84691999
Same. Bad impulsive habits. I find women that don't cover themselves in tats more interesting and attractive.
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>>84691936
you know how Zelda the Elf carries a bunch of empty bottles around? well, sometimes i want red potions to restore my health, so i stop panicking and sleep better (benzos, z-drugs). other times, i want green potions to get my magic up (speed, cocaine). but ideally, i'd stick with the classic and keep them all full of fairies (ketamine), just to have in reserve for when life gets tough.

right now it's like i've smashed all my bottles, and granny's soup isn't available on the NHS until i fill out the proper paperwork.
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How fucking dare she slag me off in code in her latest video. Bitch.
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Devuan giving me hassle with policykit. Back to Debian and SystemD.
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Just beat Darker Side of the Moon in the Mario Odyssey.
All in all, very good game, but it probably should have had about half as many moons, and they should have been more meaningfully placed.
The game just gets exhausting past a point. I don't think I'm ever grabbing all 999 moons. I got up to 670. Enough. Truly.
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>>84692179
have you ever noticed how wall tiles in public toilets are arranged to indicate they know your most embarrassing secrets?

not saying they'd ever DO anything, mind, they're only ceramic. but just something to look out for.
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I don't know what to do with my life. Every day...the same. Go out? Where? Nothing for me to do on my own. Just pointless. Can't even get on bennies because they won't sort it out for me.
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>>84692219
yeah the extra modes were fun and actually challenging.
but i think it makes it clear early on a moon can be 'beat the platform level' or 'pet this random dog' and it's the same.

when it got to the Mushroom Kingdom area and She-Toad started handing them out for e.g. jumping 10,000 times, that's when i stopped thinking of it as a 100%-a-thon. park your OCD tendencies at the door.
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>>84692237
I don't really use public toilets these days. I've always been paranoid of hidden cameras.
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Boxroom too hot? Go down stairs for a bit where it's cooler. Open fridge. Close it. Open it. Get something to eat. Come back up. What a life.
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>>84692249
What I don't get is, the collectables are moons right? Why not just have two kinds of collectables (full moons, and crescent moons), and maybe five crescent moons gets you a full moon, like the blue coin system from Sunshine.
That would have solved the whole issue. The game would be functionally the same. It would just feel different, psychologically.
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I am not in impressed x
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I CHOOSE DEATH

EMPEROR DARTH SEETHER

YOU ARE AVENGED

YOU ARE ALL NEXT
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Nasty Turkish lass thinking she is British.
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Nothing to do. Just old vidyas and internet all day. That's my life.
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>>84692285
aren't the stupid moons you get from the castle a different colour? just the count is the same?
because then yeah functionally you'd still have 500 full moons and 1000 half-moons or whatever, that's still 1500 to get 100%. and then they'd have to make decisions like which is which.

honestly, i appreciate the way they did it. Rareware games pissed me off because you could miss one jiggy or one banana or whatever, and oh well, you should have just found it m8 :^)

in Odyssey it's like you can just go hunting back in some old level if you fancy it, you won't get them all, but you can move on elsewhere. it's not evil like getting the Jolly Roger Bay 100 coin star in Mario 64 (or all the Rainbow Ride stars at the end of the game).
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anyway yeah call them 'moon shards' or make them 'moon coins' you trade for full moons or something, you're just making the completion itch the same or even worse (i hated the blue coins in Sunshine).

overall i'd prefer the Mario 64 style. have, say, 300 moons, but they're all a bit challenge. BUT THEN you'd lose the simple joy of the silly ones.

anyway, night frens.
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Finishing off my wooze then crashing out x
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>>84692557
New wokey delivery needed? x
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>>84692578

That's an old address lid. You're wasting your money. I've been off the packet since January.
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>>84692587
What did you mean by this then?
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84626760/#84630969
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bullied everywhere he goes
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But not as serious as yours I fear x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuWsOHIlbfE
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LET'S NOT STAND ON CEREMONYS HERE, MR WAYNE X
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repeating the same sentences everytime hes on the piss, classic sign of alcohol induced dementia
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2GOjxA8HQ4
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>>84692867
Fucking nonce. Expect a visit in the next few days
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Finishing off these wokkles nows x
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Just booked another woliday for later this year x
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>>84693000
Another manky caravan? Grim.
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>>84693104

Nope. Abroad :)
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spacker on a plane
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>manky caravan

I only book gold standard you mongs x

Keeping seething x
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Ngl having my address leaked completely broke me
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>>84693149
Looks grim af lad, cmon lmao
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>>84693164
What are you talking about? That looks womfy af.
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>>84693195
Trip on, you nappy wearing mong.
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>>84693149
>>84693195
>northerners think this looks lush
its literally a boxroom
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I didn't choose to be borns.

But I won't kill myself because of some online trolls.

Let's fucking goooooooooooooooo x
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>>84693262

Pipes downs toryboy x
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STEP FORWARDS THOSE WHO WILL SERVE
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Thinking bout that maccies x
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Necking the rest of these wokkles then garn maccies for a trekkie brekkie. It lush x
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pretending you have mates talking all alone again all night is it little lad?
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>>84693430
>>84693445
Get on the vodka, wagies pay for it x
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same fagging as well x
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Welper and his Loyalists are back x
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cant think of anything grimmer than a sprogless existence
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We can work from home x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
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>>84693485
Why would it contain banned words? I bet little lads been crying to the jannies the little mong kek
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>>84693474

Based and loyalistpilled x
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Noooooo it's the wrong address but i'll report it to the jannies anyway
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>>84693500

Posting an old address is still a form of doxxing.
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>>84693518
*Current address
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>>84693515
I have a pass. How do I get a 4chan icon on my posts like the one you've got?
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>>84693530

Put since4pass int he options field de lid x
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>>84693518
You've been exposed and it's broken you and it's LUSH
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>>84693546
Hoping this works! Thanks helper lad!
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Phwoaaaaaar 9 hour sleep de lads, how fucking lush.
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>>84693553
Ugh it didn't work
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>old address
cope
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More embarrassing that you can't accept the fact you've been done lmao
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Helper lost and that is lush x
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>>84693572
He enjoys taking L's or so I've heard.
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Harassing people you lost. If you have to harass him off site you're a loser.
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>Harassing people you lost. If you have to harass him off site you're a loser.
womp womp x
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Not our fault he lost x
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>>84693588
Just letting you know. You shouldn't want to be a loser.
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British haute cuisine x
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>Just letting you know. You shouldn't want to be a loser.
didn't ask for your opinion x
womp womp x
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>>84693599
Nope that's his own fault
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You can't kill the Welper
The Welper will live on
Seethemong tried to kill the Welper
But they failed, as they were smote to the ground
Doxmong tried to kill the Welper
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
ThatVideomong tried to kill the Welper
Ha-ha-ha-ha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
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>>84693634
>You can't kill the Welper
>The Welper will live on
>Seethemong tried to kill the Welper
>But they failed, as they were smote to the ground
>Doxmong tried to kill the Welper
>But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
>ThatVideomong tried to kill the Welper
>Ha-ha-ha-ha
>They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
Melty
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Nah he just fucked off on a seething sulk for almost a week once his boxroom got revealed lmao
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Weeds hitting different today, must be a new strain
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>>84693671
me? never had weed in my life
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might garn holiday abroad classic hhl style, traveling broadens your mind
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Me? Not pretending to do things to impress people i'll never meet x
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First spaff off the day very shortly
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>>84693766
You could meet HHL. His address is known.
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A cock starved Welper stalking the streets of Sunderland for the most brackish, heady, musky unwashed hairy willy with bumps like a toad for him to eagerly drain.
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>>84693812
Quadruple LUSH x
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>>84693807
Why would I bother wasting my time on that wrong'un lol
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>>84693823
>wrong'un
No previous convictions
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>>84693838
Can you please point out the convictions I said they had please
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>>84693848
>they
its he/him
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I suppose not then
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>pass out on couch
>wake up
>neck the rest of the weers

STEP FORWARDS THOSE WHO WOULD SERVE X
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Who put 20p in the insufferable nonce?
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Kira perez kinda spaff
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>couch
Do you moonlight as an american often lad?
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HOLLA HOLLA

WE DEMBOYZ

WE MAKING NOISE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q
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>>84693961
Not my cup of tea O.O
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>>84693961
Kay carter for me, before she became a dyke
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passed out spacker on a couch in a council house
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I wish I had HHL's life x
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On that OG Eminem grind nows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JX8j3vwrIA
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Helper passed out half cut wanking to cbeebies
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We're all slaves and playthings of the rich. They can snuff us out anytime they want. Freedom is an illusion x
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>>84694031
I'm rich and I don't want to snuff you out.
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>>84694037

Unfortunately society is run by evil rich cunts. They see you as an enemy as much as me, maybe even more.
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I wonder why he keeps taking the pass option on and off
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn3HqvVkFj4
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>>84694054
Paul Edgeworth runs Thorney Close
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>>84694088

He's a good lad. I might challenge in a future election but he's better than Reform/Tory cunt (who lives in Fullwell or Hastings Hill) pretending to care about the locals,
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>>84694097
>I might challenge in a future election
hehe likely lad, not when people find out about you being a nonce.
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>>84694097
nobody will vote for a 30+ perma-virgin who lives in a spacker home
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>That fucking spacker has been up all night again on the shandy bass

ruins the weekend threads tbqfh
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Finishing off me last wokkle now x
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Nothing can hurt me anymore

My life is nothing but a comedy x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14
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Looks like helper lost in the end and it lush x
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Might give that lass a bell, there is no way in hell that cunt should be allowed alcohol around other vulnerable adults, how do they get any sleep with this mong in the next room acting like a twat?
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>>84694149

Corrrrr be a shame that wouldn't it
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DISPERSE OR BE FIRE UPON X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3WythosU_E
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>>84694188
Buh bye little lids boxroom x
It'll be the streets for you x
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>>84694187
>>84694188

If I'm made homeless, everything burns x
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It's gonna be 4x maybe even 5x LUSH
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This is the end. Total collapse of the HHL empire.
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>>84694188
>abusive behaviour
>bullying
>inciting others to commit crime
>physical damage
>property damage
>abusive text messages
>hate mail
>threats of violence
>verbal abuse
>extensive drug use

Fuck me lids they could basically throw the book at him lmao
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>>84694196
Maybe pipe downs then x
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you'll dance to our finger click boy x
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Going to be trying this in around 5 minutes time https://youtu.be/2NeZEb4rbFI
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>>84694196
lad gonna cause dozens of pounds worth of damage in Sunderland
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everybody calm the fuck down, nobody will actually write a mail to her
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>>84694309
>write a mail
Makes sense
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Necking that maccies nows x

It lush x
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>>84694336
Last warm meal before your homeless arc
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>>84694336
Corr you living treble HelperSTYLE LUSH.
Paid for by the seethers and wagies x
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You do realise if you ignore him completely he will get bored and move on, right?
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>>84694336
Enjoy it lad you will be in the tents soon with Abdul and the small boat arrivals. Maybe even lose your bennies x
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>>84694366
Think how sad you looked typing that reply to yourself sat alone on a Sunday morning stinking of piss, shit and booze in a McDonalds
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African families bringing back fhen 2003 vibes. At leadt they appreciate things. White families are like NPC American wannabes nowadays x

Capitalism has rotted their brain and spul
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>>84694367
it's hilarious that you believe this.

anyway, morning friends. barely slept. how can us NEETs beat the heat???
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Brits want to be Middle-class Americans like they see on the TV. Wait until they find out Americans are miserable af. They have bit houses and big bank balances but are still becoming a minority in their own country. Losers x
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Welper getting evicted and twelve boat wogs moving in x
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>Lets pretend I'm going to have you kicked off the footy team
Did nothing. Nothing happened
>Lets pretend I'm going to have you kicked out of your gaff
Will do nothing. Nothing will happen

Grown men pretend playing 4chan internet hate machine
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Little niglets running wild x

Proper American core x
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>>84694196
I thought it wasnt the right address? Oh wait, it was.. LMAO.
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>>84694427
>I thought it wasnt the right address? Oh wait, it was.. LMAO.
YOU'll do nothing even if it is Chuddles
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>>84694417
On the ropes little lad and it is lush x
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His homeless era is going to be beautiful x
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>>84694441
You think I'm HIM don't you sad little Chuddle
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>>84694031
>>84694054
>Unfortunately society is run by evil rich cunts
To some degree that's true. That's why we shouldn't let the rich divide us. Pic related.
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>>84694452
Sorry not sure what you are piping up about x
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Which philosopher is the most Britfeel philosopher?
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>Look at me being the internet hate machine mummy. I'm Anonymous kek shadilay
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I love his greentext melties he saves them for when he is really wound up x
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>I'm still living in teh 90s mummy the 90s as Anonymous had so much sovl kek I'm the internet hate machine
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Wound up and it is lush x
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>I'm still your lickle boy in his boxroom being teh internet hate machine mummy
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Welper getting molested by crackheads on his first night of being homeless x
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Back to his latent homosexual fantasies about Sean. Grim.
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Lads stop it now. Posting his address and his carers details is taking it way way way to far now.
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How is he going to explain this one to mummy? He was being a hard man racist online then pooed himself when his boxroom got located? Ohaahah
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Very wound up and it is lush x
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You'll do nothing you flabby boxroom dweller play acting on 4chan shadilay
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Extremely wound up and it is extremely lush x
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Nasty bit of harassment of a disabled man is what I see here.
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>>84694539
classic case of FAFO (fuck around and find out)
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>>84694565
>Nasty bit of harassment of a disabled man is what I see here.
womp womp
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>>84694567
Who was Sean harming by being a dick online? Yes it was annoying at times but he wasn't harming anyone
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>If I keep saying you're seething/wound up/fuming etc then I've won shadilay
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Back on to the greentexts and it is lush x
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nothing worse than getting a thumbs up on (and thus getting reminded about) some cringe youtube post you made 10 years ago and completely forgot about
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>>84694574
I do not care pal
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>Y you posted a greentext mocking my Anonymous man child antics I've won shadilay
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Still wound up and still lush x
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Another 16 hour day sat alone winning biggly on 4chans
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>>84694574
what are you on about you mong? he pretends to have autism and takes up a valuable space in a spacker home that could otherwise be given to someone in actual need just because he doesnt want to work, he brings in class A drugs into a place that houses the most vunerable of our society
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Saying shadilay is so fucking cringe it reminds me of browsing /pol/ in 2016. What's next Milo and Sargon of Akkad pulling up in a convertible saying we are going to save humanity?
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Wound up and it is lush and I love it x
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Welper getting his legs spread by a big African tribesmen
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>>84694606
>Pretends to have autism
He was officially diagnosed by the NHS, if he wasn't autistic he wouldn't have been given a diagnosis. Mong.
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I love winding up mongs x
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>>84694623
>officially diagnosed by the NHS
by pretending.. you dumb cunt lmao
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>>84694606
>what are you on about you mong? he pretends to have autism and takes up a valuable space in a spacker home that could otherwise be given to someone in actual need just because he doesnt want to work, he brings in class A drugs into a place that houses the most vunerable of our society
Womp womp
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>if he wasn't autistic he wouldn't have been given a diagnosis
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>>84694646
one sh...shandy bbass please kek
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>>84694646
Some people have different needs you heartless cunt
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>>84694646
Absolutely nothing going on in that head of his
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>>84694646
mogged by a manlet lmao
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>>84694646
What an ugly mong, disgusting even.
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>>84694646
the webm that saved britfeel
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Lovely four bean soup with lots of sausage for SeasideMARK's lunch today in Wareham. He had busy morning trying to loot the local McDonalds. He needed a new freezer so thought that'd be the best place to get some good ones, sadly the place was absolutely rife with crackheads. He managed to make two trips, first to grab all the frozen meat and secondly to round up the gathered crowd of crackheads and pop some caps in them then drag the goods into the van and book it back home.
He now proud owner of a brand new idum. He always looking for more useful idums to add to his collection, he has seven idums so far.
Now time for some proper nosh and that is LUSH oh aye.
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>>84694655
>>84694657
>>84694660
>>84694675
Samefagging spastic
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>>84694696
Nice try you little sausage
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>>84694606
It's clear that he's at least mildly on the spectrum from watching the MarmiteMan4 videos.



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