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i have sex with my boyfriend. i have sex with my ex. i've taken the virginity of 4 incels i met on discord.
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>>84692653
can you please stfu i'm trying to like women.
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at what point should one start reporting threads for low quality?
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>>84692659
i'm literally saving incels lol
>>84692661
probably when the thread is low quality
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>>84692653
Based. Take my virginity you slut and I'll pay you.

Unless youre a faggot troon.
Then kys.
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>>84692653
shut up tranny. take your HRT, dilate, and then off yourself.
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>>84692653
Is your bf allowed to fuck other people? If not, it isn't an open relationship.
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>>84692671
if you live near me sure but i don't want to get banned for /soc/slop
>>84692672
i have xx chromosomes
>>84692677
yes. he doesn't do it as much as i do but he has a lower sex drive than i do pretty substantially.
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>>84692653
>open relationships are cool

There was a timeline were you weren't a whore. A wonderful 27 year old man came along and married you at 22. You were a young mother and got to have a beautiful loving family that adored you.

But you switched timelines. He's gone. No self respecting man gets into a relationship with a woman who is slept with multiple men at once. You will settle in your 30s and desperately try to get pregnant. You will be unhappy and old and wrinkled. Then divorced.
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>>84692664
>saving incels

But miss, you have a boyfriend?
Is he fine with you using your body and your emotions with other men?
Isn't that something that is special to only share with him? I guess not...
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>>84692653
Based slutty anonette. Thank you for your service. <3
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>>84692691
Where you at girl?
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>>84692692
my bf is insanely cool and hot and great. idk who actually cares except weirdo incels. i'm literally 20 right now i still can have kids lol.
>>84692696
yes he's fine otherwise we wouldn't be doing this. why would sex be special? it's literally just pushing your bodies together the right way and you both get happy.
>>84692713
you're welcome
>>84692717
midwest
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>>84692747
hmm I see.
well sex to me, most of the time, feels really special. It's a deep experience.
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chithough
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>>84692747
Oh nice. I'm in Michigan.
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>>84692747
>i'm literally 20 right now
You realize that everything you do now will affect the men who are available to you when you are older?
Just by giving your bf and ex during this time you've lost at least 90% of decent men right there. You are already stained beyond belief. I wish you girls understood this but you'll find out later when the only men willing to wife you are mentally ill, broke, or ugly. It's too late unless you completely walk away from this and realize what I'm saying to you
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>>84692747
>why would sex be special? it's literally just pushing your bodies together the right way and you both get happy.
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it's fine if she's just not into the special sex and she literally is helping incels it's actually the highest level of service in a way, if you really think deeply about how bad some of those incels are totally rejected by everyone. op is basically some kind of angel. her value is transcendent.
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>>84692770
Not every guy is some insecure little bitch like you. I'd take her. She sounds cool so far.
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>>84692761
chino_runescape.png what does this image filename mean
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>>84692747
what if i flew out to the midwest? always wanted to visit (im not a virgin tho)
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>have sex with my husband
>he has sex with our girlfriend
>I have sex with our girlfriend
>we start debating staggering pregnancies to make things easier vs trying to get them at the same time so we can match
Happy life with the people I love. The sex is a nice side bonus but the real gold is in getting to be with at least one of them almost all the time. When work takes him away we get to hang out and watch our awful trashy slop shows together or walk to deli for lunch and eat in the park.
We ordered a pizza last night and then curled up in the rec room and watched a bunch of foreign movies of varying quality
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>>84692747
where did you go? angel of the midwest.
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>>84692747
>midwest
damn it, I really wanted to plap.
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>>84692839
you guys sound like fat redditors
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Well damn. I hope she didn't get chased off. If you're still here OP add me on discord. Hell I might pay you to fly out here for a day or two just to take my virginity and treat you to a decent hotel. We can discuss it. Or we could just be friends. I love sluts and don't have enough friends.
anin77

Michigan anon btw.
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>>84692653
Who do you have the best sex with?
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>>84692858
We have been very close forever and it seemed natural to just all be together
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>>84692944
but are you fat redditards?
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>>84692664
>i'm literally saving incels lol
At best you've taught them that losing their virginity isn't even close to the solution to the true misery of being an incel.
Relationships save incels, not sex.
And you have failed horrifically at your relationship, wench.
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>>84692653
jealous of u. i used to just go on tinder and hook up with the worst profiles on there and i was only 75% right on the virgin part
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>>84692653
>i've taken the virginity of 4 incels i met on discord.
You are a hero anon. Keep fighting the good fight.
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>>84692653
You're a man, GTFO with your gay ass larps faggot loser.
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>>84692691
>i have xx chromosomes
Maybe in your dreams
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>>84692653
Do u not feel jealous at the idea of ur man with another woman? I've never had a gf but imagining my girl having sex with another man makes me want to stick a knife into my chest and stir it around. If your body isn't even mine than what is. You should only be aroused by your partner.
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>>84693788
OP here, I'm trans, so I'm not capable of thought being cutting of my dick and being pumped full of drugs by pharma.
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Why are you helping incels?
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>>84693810
Because incels need trans GFs in their lives sisterrrrr!
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>>84692780
he's not wrong, i've never felt a connection with any of the women I've plowed
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>>84692793
She sounds cool for a Quick fuck not to raise children or have a marriage you stupid ridiculous simp
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>>84693893
I would love to have kids with a slut. Sluts are fun. Trad girls are fucking garbage and boring. Fuck that shit. And fuck raising kids to be some community driven christcuck drones too. You stupid incels cry bitch and moan but you want the most boring and mundane shit out of life and never shut the fuck up about your jesus morals and traditions but call others virtue signaling. You fags are the dumbest fucks around.
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Also people don't have to have kids.
You stupid fucks think everything is about serving society and making kids for the sake of economics for your elitist bastards like trump and elon
You're a stupid goddamn sheep.
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>>84693937
You sound like a total putrid subhuman fuck. I don't give a single shit about what your opinion you retarded normalfag.
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>>84693953
>hurr durr ur a normalfag for wanting a slut wife
You're so goddamn stupid. The stupid trad bullshit you fucking retard incels want is whats normal. You obnoxious losers are so mentally ill you think everyone wants a slut or something. All you faggots want really is a baby factory and a mother figure because you're too mentally ill and autistic to even do your own laundry or wipe your ass.
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>>84693962
Oh my god have you considered sucking on a shotgun? You sound like such an annoying pos.
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>>84692653

Worked for me. Not on 4chan but lost my virginity to a married girl in an open relationship on /r/virginityexchange.

Don't understand why other robots are so pissed at this post.
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>>84692653
OP doing God's work. I can't even judge.
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>>84694029
Do whatever you want, I'm not really judging for it, I just wouldn't do it.
It's honestly just kinda sad seeing that love isn't valued in the way I thought it would be around here. I guess I'm just delusional for thinking people hold it to the same level I do, lmao.
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>>84692747
>i'm literally 20 right now
have fun whoring 10 more years before walling
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>>84692839
Still a closed relationship which is less degenerate than OP.
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>>84692653
Femoids, have you considered getting cucked non-stop?
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>>84694040

I lost it when I was 37. I wanted to lose it with someone I loved, but turning into my late 30s, I realized that wasn't going to happen.

Figured I'd get *some* sexual experience so if I do develop a relationship with someone I love I won;t be completely clueless.
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>>84694070

Also, nice NHK post.
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>>84693215
"failed horrifically at your relationship" as if it isn't a double-edged sword and consensual.

insecure chuds strike again lol
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>>84693788
no gf? do you want one?
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>>84694084
I get it somewhat. A lot of guys just hit a breaking point when it comes to the loneliness and lack of physical contact. So it's understandable to say "fuck it" and do it with a whore with no feelings attached if you've really lost hope .

I myself do wonder from time to time if I'm just being a tad bit naive on my positions regarding this. I'm under the impression that a relationship is impossible, but I still have some hangups over how I hypothetical lose my V-card. Maybe it's possible I just reverse all my previous beliefs once I hit a certain age, who can tell?
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>>84693937
>>84693962
Cuckfaggotnormalnigger
Get AIDS
>>84692653
AIDS
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>>84694070
I feel like this will happen to me. Clock's ticking and no one seems interested in me. I want to find love that's almost fictional and then lose my virginity to that person, but maybe I'm looking for a unicorn. Lately I was thinking that maybe I shouldn't be so concerned with who I lose my virginity to. (If I even get to, that is.)
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>>84694242
I'm becoming more and more convinced if you don't do it with a girl during highschool or soon after, the card are just really stacked against you. Not even just looking at it from the perspective of missing out on teen love, but it also just hurts your ability to find intimacy with a woman regardless.
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>>84694302
I agree with that, with the limited experience I've had. I'm extremely jealous, bad at communication, and terrible at flirting. I'd probably ruin every relationship I get into - the few I might struggle to get. People who dated early and learned how to manage these things have such a huge advantage. The fact that relationships at a younger age are considered less consequential means that people can experiment and learn lots along the way without too much fear, too.
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>>84694327
how old are you? can't be too hopeless yet. you seem like a sweet enough guy and jealousy & communication have workarounds with the right people.
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>>84694327
For me, it was a bit funny realizing that a lot of the ways I tried to be funny or witty towards the girls I liked came off as desperate in retrospect. Once they progressively stop responding to my texts, it dawned on my something was going terribly wrong.
Oh well, just wish I had caught on earlier so I could save myself the embarrassment.
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>>84694413
Not going to be specific with my age, but 30 is starting to get scarily close. Becoming a wizard isn't too outlandish of a scenario for me anymore.
I do think jealousy and communication can be worked with, but I also think it's hard to find someone patient enough, especially nowadays when people have such high standards and move onto the next partner so quickly. I don't blame people for having high standards, by the way; I think that is their right, and I myself also have rather high standards now. Alas, that's something for me to think about when I actually get into a relationship.
Have you had any relationships, anon? If so, what were some struggles you had?
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>>84694423
Oh my gosh, I myself am starting to realize what disinterest looks like through text, after texting people and receiving the driest responses, or no responses at all. I also realized that trying to be funny or interesting doesn't actually help you. Either the girl is interested enough to talk to you that you don't have to force a conversation and you can just be yourself and you'll both love talking to each other for hours, or you barely text each other. In fact, I think I'm starting to have really high standards for what constitutes good texts, and I appreciate the people who put in effort, or whom I just happen to get along with. Still, even with that in mind, I can't always remember these things. I still send some rather desperate texts trying to initiate conversation or try to keep dying conversations going. I do find myself checking out earlier and earlier nowadays, though. Not worth putting in effort for people who won't give the same effort back.
I also must admit I am a huge hypocrite because when I have people who like texting me first I get huge anxiety about responding to them and I end up responding super late sometimes. I mean, hopefully they know that, but still, I hate being the same kind of person I complain about. Maybe those people can appreciate me more in real life. But I have to make more effort on my end.
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>>84694106
Consent isn't the sole arbiter for what is healthy in human interactions, whore.
Nor is it anywhere near the most important.
And if blaming others for insecurity is the answer to your obviously wreckless depravities, you are emblematic for why women do not deserve rights.
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>>84694431
to preface this i'm 19f so i'm not reliable enough for this
been with only one guy, and even then we didn't give each other labels. the jealousy is one thing. ended up detaching myself to preserve my peace of mind, but that shit's unhealthier than actually feeling.
tried communicating and he never reciprocated or devolved into self-deprecation to ward me off.
i never gave up until he did. you'll find someone who doesn't give up on you either if you look hard enough. just meet them halfway.
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>>84694483
lmao? i'm a virgin btw
if i ended up with a dude who wanted an open relationship and ended up being the insecure one, that'd be my fucking fault.
win stupid prizes.
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>>84694464
Oh man, tell me about it. You and me basically experienced the same pain.
I essentially donned the entire jester outfit to make this one girl I was crushing on happy. Every other post of mine was some shoehorned meme or joke. I'm no one special, but I just hoped I could be funny or "cool" in a nerdy way to her. I had so much anxiety over what she may or may not say in response to what I was texting. In the end it was all so pointless and silly considering she had gotten engaged to some guy so I was humiliating myself and panicking over my unfunny texts for zero return, haha. I knew her for quite a while, actually. The whole ordeal made me feel like an idiot that couldn't see the signs and ignored reality. Even though I feel lonely on some level deep down, I don't want to bother reaching out to someone knowing I'm likely going to come off as weird or that I'm some tryhard yearning for validation.
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>>84694586
I think your thoughts are actually extremely valuable. I'm pretty immature when it comes to romantic experiences so even with your age I can empathize with your experiences. (Holy fuck I sound like an AI writing that.)
I agree with detaching being more unhealthy. You're bottling your feelings up, and they won't go away if you do that; you'll just explode or implode eventually. I've kept my jealous feelings to myself instead of communicating properly, and I always end up acting out and doing something bad. If I ever get into a relationship again, one of my goals is to be more honest and communicative with my feelings, even if it hurts to say them or makes my partner leave. I'd rather get it out than suffocate myself anymore.
I'm sorry to hear he didn't reciprocate your communication. Relationships can't work like that. I struggle with communication, so I also need to open up.
Thanks, anon. I hope you find that person who will fight for your relationship, who truly loves you and will go through pain for you. (Obviously not to a toxic or unhealthy extent but I hope you get what I mean.)
Where do I look for people, I wonder? Never had a real life relationship so I don't even know where to look.

>>84694652
Jestermaxxing doesn't work... unless you're naturally like that, I think. But then you wouldn't be forcing it.
I can relate to ignoring reality. I think mainstream platitudes really fucked me up. People who tell you you should "just be funny" or "just be interesting" to get a girl aren't really understanding that none of that matters if she isn't attracted to you. But you keep thinking about all those people who told you that and you keep trying. "Just don't dry text." "Don't double text." "Don't come off as too desperate." I mean, sure, those things have some validity, but... none of those phrases capture the full picture.
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>>84694727
After hearing some variant of "just be confident" or "your just stuck in your own head" from normalfags a lot, I've come to realize that they can't think outside their own box. They can't really fathom someone who has actual problems with getting into relationships and think it's merely the self-esteem that's the issue rather than being a symptom.
Anyways, it's bee fun but I have to go to bed. Have a nice day anon.
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>>84694727
really happy that you're still trying. you're a lot better than the people who give up hope and sell themselves out as soon as they reach 20.
if it gets to a point you could try out dating apps. no harm in that. i know people who've landed solid relationships from those.
if you have work, reach out to your co-workers. if you've got friends, maybe you could ask them to set you up or help you out in social settings.
and you mentioned that you're yet to have a real-life relationship. if that's so, then who knows? maybe a little more searching can lead you to a good one, even if it's online.

good luck as well. even if my inexperienced ass suggestions don't apply to you, i hope you get someone who loves you very much.
not a lot of people can be this civil in anonymous spaces lol. just by that, i feel that you're a kind guy. you deserve more than 90% of the people i've encountered here.
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>>84694875
I might guess the scenario; they never had problems with dating, and they never really dug too deep into it when they see some guy who can't date. It's like, you don't think about someone who doesn't know how to walk; of course everyone knows how to walk! Obviously there are many people out there who think more deeply about the problem. But a lot of people don't, so they just tell you what they know.
Good night anon.

>>84694877
I mean, I've thought about giving up, but my romantic little heart won't stop, I guess. I understand why people give up.
I told myself to hold off on dating apps until I hit a certain age; that's when it's time to get desperate. I hate the idea of putting pictures of myself on a dating app; I don't want my personal information on a platform like that, just to get swiped on like a product. I could ask my friends for help... been too terrified to, but that's a good idea.
Thanks, anon. You also sound like a really kind person.
It's weird, I hate arguing and like being civil. It's so much more fun for me to have a nice relaxing conversation about deep topics. It's not like I don't get the appeal of arguing online, but maybe I just don't like arguing OK!!! I don't like feeling enraged at some text on the internet. Or insulting people.
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>>84694586
>only one guy
>only
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>>84693987
Have you considered that yourself since no one will ever love you?

>>84694214
Nah. Enjoy your eventual trooning out incel pipeline.
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>>84692653
Very based except the part about making incels happy.
They do not deserve happiness but I take full comfort in the knowledge that it was probably just suffering for them, but otherwise very based.

>>84692664
They should not be saved.

>>84692692
Cope and virginity oozing from this post.
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>>84692653
disgusting. I hope you get an std
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>>84692661
>complains about low quality post
>on /r9k/
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>>84692653
yes please widen your pussy more so your uterus falls out
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All the chud trad losers seething is hilarious.
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Will you have sex with me as well?
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Whores should be burned at the stake again. My gf agrees too
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>>84697687
Your gf is probably overweight and an ugly autistic freak. Just like you.



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