what would you do if you were suddenly teleported into a sorority house during rush week?
fuck 300 hoes and leave
this is what Hell is like
>>84698156Steal their beer/liquor and drink it
>>84698156I would leave the house but try and find scientists at the University to prove that I teleported and it would become an important discovery because that raises a lot of questions about physics
>>84698156I think in brain there's some critical mass of opposite gender gathering in view - at which point attraction drops exponentially
>>84698156white whore factory
>>84698156do any of these whores like chink ricecels?
>>84698156Realistically how many of these girls are gonna keep fucking each other after they're married to guys and have kids?I always felt like the only thing more homosexual than white sororities was hood culture.
>>84698156Try to make friends with the sorority girls and warn them about Chad and his evil ways.>>84698196I would disagree. I wish that I had a large harem of righteous women so that I would have a positive social circle of mutual love and trust. Also that way I would not have to interact with modern men who are just as bad as modern women in a lot of ways.
>>84698156>every single one of them failed to triforce
>>84698222It's probably the second best time for a pale Asian to get a white bitch in history after the 1950s (cause you were seen as evil and thus alluring) but since you're on r9k and you're Chinese you have an almost unfixably bad way of cutting your hair.Like if it doesn't make your entire female half of the family threatening violence it's not actually a good haircut.
>>84698156start crying and cum in my pants until chad throws me out like this
>>84698250When I was in college a sorority lost its charter and the rumor was that the pledges were made to kneel naked over a sheet of newspaper and watch porn and whoever started leaking first got dropped.
>>84698538meant for >>84698241 but also it would seem chad is the least of their worries
>>84698538My jaw dropped after reading your post.Holy shit
>>84698156I can see but a single woman here worthy of bearing my children.
>>84698560My balls dropped a second time when I heard it. Sadly no video evidence ever surfaced. Got a nice sorority hazing fetish out of it though.
Beg desperately for group feet in my face
>>84698296>It's probably the second best time for a pale Asian to get a white bitch in history after the 1950s (cause you were seen as evil and thus alluring)based and true>but since you're on r9k and you're Chinese you have an almost unfixably bad way of cutting your hairnah i have an aggressively zoomer haircut it's all good
>>84698538lmao that one girl who has that thing where she doesn't get wet was like "haha this is easy"
>>84698686>nah i have an aggressively zoomer haircut it's all goodNeat. Get your forearms and shoulders buffed up and it'll be eaaaassyyy sailing.
Fraternities and sororities aren't about drinking and fucking - what they are about is a mystery
>>84698156Draw my blade and fight my way out.
Draw my cock and fuck my way in
>>84698156Scurry out of the building like a centipede
