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>luteal/menstural/follicular phase : I am a lonely and contemplating soul who finds no rest in this fleeting world. I have no desire, only thoughts.

>Ovulation : Forearms, men, musky male smell, pinned down, ravaged. I love men. Mmm men. Ugh i want a man right now.

Why cant i live?
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I could fill you, dumb foid.
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>>84698382
>luteal/menstural/follicular: going into a public space with a gun to my head

>Ovulation: laying face down in my bed as I hump my pillow thinking about armpits
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Human reproductive drives are disgusting the closer you look at them. When you get down into the details it's pure sociopathic calculation.

Funny that women evolved to hide ovulation. Best to keep the men guessing.
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I don't like you

The difference between you and me is that I feel empty constantly and jack off as a necessity.
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What are you even supposed to do with a woman for the rest of the month?
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>>84698382
>Ovulation : Forearms, Chad, musky Chad smell, pinned down, ravaged. I love Chad. Mmm Chad. Ugh i want a Chad right now.

Now it's more accurate kek
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>>84698421
Can't have non-chad find out he can have nasty sex with foid, that's for Chad alone to find out.
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>>84698430
>What are you even supposed to do with a woman for the rest of the month?

1. Placate
2. Avoid
3. Ignore

Definitely don't let them start a fight or get your heart rate to with their bullshit. It's a test.
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>>84698459
Yes, when she's actually horny she'll go for who she wants. Otherwise it's a manipulation tactic only. When you're in a nomadic band and share the women, they still found a way to cuck the entire group.
When they select you they are motivated to drain your resources, including sexually. Studies show the frequency of sex during the honeymoon phase is intended to stop the male from impregnating a second woman, thus securing his resources for when the baby arrives.
I don't have a moral judgement here, but the calculated sociopathy beneath the surface of "love" is enough to disprove the romantic concept itself
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>>84698389
Sex is way too scary but i keep thinking about it.
I have been near constantly aroused the past 2-3 days.
>>84698430
I mean sex is still cool during the rest of the month, it just takes up my whole brain during ovulation.
>>84698454
I dont care about Chad i just want strong big muscular hairy man with big beard.
Is that too much to ask for?
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>>84698428
That sounds like depression bro
>>84698421
Women evolved to hide ovulation?
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>>84698515
>>84698459

Females also synchronize their ovulation cycles to prevent other women from getting all of Chad's cum. It's amazing. Any office job with lots of women will have this happen - their bodies literally smell competition and adjust their cycles to protect themselves
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>>84698533
>Women evolved to hide ovulation?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concealed_ovulation
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>>84698543
>cuckold hypothesis
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>>84698519
>I dont care about Chad
>i just want strong big muscular hairy man with big beard

My foid in Christ
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>>84698565
This is the most disturbing chart I have ever seen and I still have trouble believing these numbers even for the top 1%
I strongly wonder if they're including gays
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>>84698519
>I dont care about Chad i just want pic related
>Is that too much to ask for?
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>>84698569
>>84698608
Oh so youre telling me i shouldn't want a man who shows sign of high test?
Working out makes you a healthy person, not Chad. Sorry, my hormone levels are intact and i desire men with high sexual dimorphism
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>>84698618
>chad-only: how can I blame non-chad for this
kek
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>>84698598
It can't, it's fundamentally about men and women. Kept me awake when I saw it.
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>>84698633
Bruh. Its called taking care of yourself.
I like men, big strong men.
Thats not hard to achieve desu.
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>>84698706
>I like men, big strong men.

It's so over for manlets lmao
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>>84698719
I fw manlets thought. So it doesnt have much to do with height.
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>>84698674
>Kept me awake when I saw it.
I just read the original paper and it's a blackpill.

However they are using median (instead of average) and this is still self reported. Best case the 1% is exaggerated highly and the other top 5% is skewed up. But I do think ~30 partners sounds about right for someone in the top 10 percent. Fucking disturbing and bleak

https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/politics-and-the-life-sciences/article/toward-individualistic-reproduction-solving-the-fertility-crisis-could-require-a-further-marginalization-of-men/F26A4750B666344157278B72CFC5D223
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>>84698382
>musky
describe this smell to an esl person
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>>84698761
Chad chad chad.
>ITS MORALLY WRONG TO NOT BE CHAD!
I lift and I'm still a babyfaced framelet. Wtf should i do foid? KILL MYSELF???
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>>84698899
Men smell heavy, and a little bit earthy, and its got some pheromone shit in it. Imagine the smell of soil after heavy rain. They dont smell as sweet as soil, but there is a distinct male smell. And its really hot and arousing.
Some men smell sour as hell, must be because they dont scrub well during showers, or because they dont shower often enough.
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>>84698855
Yeah this one has gone viral in a few places, off-site. When it picks up steam it'll probably mind-break a few people.
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>>84698935
Some people like that look. So no, dont kill yourself stupid.
>framlet
The gym exists though. You dont have to be a framelet.
>Chad chad chad.
My standards are really realistic man. Its not too hard to achieve.
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>>84699000
I really can't comprehend it. It's shocking. My number isn't low (I wish it was) but I'm disgusted and sick to see this. It's really bad.
It's worse than the most extreme blackpill exaggerations I've heard. If the top 1 percent is dying with 200+ sex partners (and they aren't hookers) this is civilization ending

The authors actually suggest woman become single mothers for Chad and that average men in the future reproduce with generic engineering if they want a family. !!!!!
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>>84699053
No i'm a framelet. Even if I'm buff I still am gonna be small. Humans are more like dog breeds physically. Also it's not ez it's like years of hard work. That's my point. You're putting a moral judgement on people not being chad.
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>>84699215
She doesn't understand that a man with narrow shoulders needs to dedicate 5 hours a week to fixing it for a decade to look average.
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>>84698988
>sweet
ive never smelt that from a man before
even my own smell
i guess women and men's noses just work differently
>sour
this is just bad hygiene
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>>84699207
Yeah, it's sick. IIRC I think New York Post tried covering it, but then they deleted the article.
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>>84699215
I'm not putting a moral judgement. I like people who are big and strong is that so bad? Really it isn't. Big doesn't mean tall BTW.
And it's easier to get in shape than you think
>>84699236
Litteraly using my celebrity crush lmao.
He is so hot beyond reason.
Especially in the grey man movie
Hnnnngg
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>>84699283
I mean it's not sweet like normal sweet but its sweet? Pheromones! Strong smell for pheromones and it turns me on
I think women smell like pheromones for men too.
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>>84698382
I started my period today, my stomach hurts and so does my arms for some reason
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>>84698519
>Sex is way too scary but i keep thinking about it.
Why so scary? Are you a virgin?
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>>84698988
All the men I loved smelled like a fresh field of wild strawberries to me.
It's lowkey crazy because they would get extremely shy and claim they smell gross and I should sniff but their sweat literally registered like flowers and candy to me.

But there is one type of men that smells absolutely disgusting and it's the ones who use cologne. Like legit I want to kill myself instantly whenever one happens to pass me by in public spaces.
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>>84699432
Yeah.
>>84699473
Men smell so good hnnng.
I too hate cologne, and super strong deodorant. I have heard that you can tell if someone is biocompatible or something based on smell. If they smell good to you, youre compatible.
Sad that cologne basically blocks this maring cheatcode.
And youre right, cologne smells awful most of the time
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>>84699540
How old are you virginal fembot?
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>tfw a foid will never become obsessed with my smell
I didn't even know this was a thing
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>>84698382
I'm always the horniest around my period. I didn't realize it was starting and I made a thread yesterday solely about my love for me. Nothing feels better than masturbating while on my period.
I'd love to lick and bite over a man's entire body. I love how men look and how they smell, especially their sweat. I want to shove my fingers in his mouth and make him gag on them. God I love men
Shout-out to the men out there reading this
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thread smells like pennies
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>>84699680
We have the same thing, the only difference is that I want a man to make me suck his fingers. I love it when men moan, it drives me crazy
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>>84698382
>I have no desire, only thoughts.
You also don't have a dick and thus lack the equipment to penetrate. You can only get penetrated.
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>>84699743
I love it when men moan too. I want so badly to please a man and pleasure him
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>>84699828
>>84699743
You know what's better? Whimpering hnnnnggg
>>84699575
21
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>>84699828
>>84699930
Which of you is dick pic femanon and wants to get more?
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>>84699930
Some women like big, strong men... my fantasy is to masturbate an incel and make him moan or just hear him moan.
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>>84698565
The spirit of Vilfredo Pareto returns to haunt us once more.
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>>84700019
Sadly not me. I'm foot fetish femanon
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>>84698382
what if
>luteal
HORNY
>menstrual
kinda horny but also miserable
>follicular
normal (slightly miserable)
>ovulation
normal. don't get horny like everybody else does. not on birth control or anything either. what does this mean?? i have pcos if that matters
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>>84698565
>thirty twooth
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>>84698761
You said big. Manlets can't be big.
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>>84700525
Vertically, yes they can
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>>84700695
>>84700695
My bad i meant horizontally
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>>84700700
>My bad i meant horizontally
Elaborate. Do you mean dick size?
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>>84700766
No, I mean it would be great if he was hung too.
But I mean horizontally as in he could be big as in wide. Strong. Built.
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>>84700846
>absolutely fucking yoked, can break stones with his bare hands
>widest shoulders you have ever seen
>dick legitimately hangs down to his knees
>3'8" tall
You in, or no?
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>>84700846
So how tall are you in compared to a manlet? What's your height?
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>>84700944
I just put that in a height calculator and I think I gotta pass on that one.
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>>84701004
>height calculator
You're not american?
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>>84701116
Nah i meant those height comparison sites. That goblin could have been my child
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>>84701145
Because that's just a fantasy character, would you date real manlets?
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>>84698382
uff i feel kinda jealous of people who are attracted like that, i feel so odd
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>>84701004
Let's make him 5'8 then, how we feeling if he's a giant of the dwarven kingdom?
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Nta but
>>84701203
Shorter than me? Yeah. albeit I'm tall
>>84701288
Yeah sure.
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im going to touch all the femanons in this thread
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>>84701329
A new ovulating femanon in the thread?
>Shorter than me? Yeah. albeit I'm tall
What's your height?
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>>84699284
>IIRC I think New York Post tried covering it, but then they deleted the article.
Lmao
It's too dangerous for mass consumption
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>>84699307
>Litteraly using my celebrity crush lmao
He had to fight for those mediocre shoulders



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