>>84700917
>inb4 give me quirky stacy even though i'm a 4/10 womanbrained male
Every time.

>>84700917
Virgin, not black, thin

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>>84700917
Kind hearted and family oriented, no tattoos, virgin, not loud, doesn't use social media, not obsessed with fashion and image, enjoys doing things together other than just sex and dinner dates, is a bit "old school", likes animals, someone I can enjoy the mundanity of life with.

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>>84700917
>Tall (5'9+)
>Nerdy & intelligent
>Likes to eat but exercises lots
>Into fashion, comics and reads lots
>Ideally an artist of some kind or at least appreciates it, is open to my kind of music
>Cute, elegant & kind
>Wants to travel, have kids
>Enjoys luxury but is smart with our money
>Not overly consumerist, cares about the environment and animals
>Obvious things like sexual compatability, similar senses of humor, loyal, not abusive etc.
Inb4 unrealistic, I meet all of these requirements myself.

>>84700917
She doesn't get the ick when I tell her about all my extremely icky feelings

>>84700917
She likes me and only beats me sometimes

>>84700917
>will cook with me
>maybe shares a hobby or two with me besides cooking
>my height or shorter (im 5'6)
>normal weight
>low sex-drive like me
>loves me
that is all

>>84700935
women love projecting every single one of their thoughts on to men. newsflash, YOU are chad only. keep your thoughts on yourself, freak.
>>84700917
>deeply mentally unwell, ideally CPTSD or similarly trauma derived disorders
>is capable of providing at least an illusion of intelligent thought and reasoning
>very conversational
>will work to support us, at least some of the time
>doesn't want kids and doesn't want to be apart of my family or for me to be apart of theirs
>any race is fine except dravidians and abbos
>don't care much about looks

>>84700935
What's your problem with stacy? It's like you don't want anons to even have that option open for them.

>>84701206
Are you a /soc/ poster?

>>84700917
>Quick, /r9k/, describe your ideal woman.
Is consistently peasant to be around, nice to me, and both sexually and sensually open to me.
Bonus if she keeps the place tidy without nagging about it. But not required even in a ideal women.

Lofty and unrealistic I know, but we are talking about fantasy ideals.
If we were being realistic I have known for a couple decades that I would be forever alone and don't deserve the company of anyone under any circumstance.

>>84700917
>Slavic
>Attached to me unhealthily
>Likely alt in some way
>Has a hyper specific interest they want to talk to me about all the time(MLP, Persona,Fujo)
>20s
>Not fat
>Plays video games

>>84700917
virgin brownoid who likes me
that's it

>>84700917
>talkative
>5'6-5'7
>dirty blonde hair
>hairy armpits
>average weight and build
>always friendly
>never gets sad
>caring
>never considers cheating
>scat fetish

>>84700917
Healthy. Not fat. Wants to hang out with me and likes hanging out with me. Decent face.
IDK.

her:
>18-25
>Wasian, White, Arab/MENA, Native American, or Latina
>5'0+
>fit, or at least works out/goes to the gym in some capacity
>loyal
>low body count, if not zero
>intelligent
>ambitious to some degree
>US citizen

me
>22
>6'1
>wasian
>fit and working out more, would like to go to gym with foid
>loyal
>virgin
>intelligent
>good career
>US citizen

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>Bare Minimum Standards
F
Aged mid-20s to 40.
Any relationship history except cheating.
Any socioeconomic status except NEET.
Any race and not racist, any culture and not cultist.
Any healthy size and shape, taking care of herself to stay healthy.

>Her Ideal Personality
Kind, warm-hearted, tries not to look down on people or judge others.
Thoughtful, open-minded, always curious to learn more about the world.
Dedicated, hard-working, puts in the time and effort to achieve her dreams.
Responsive, keeps our communication as a two-way street that's always open.
Ambitious, strives to improve herself and to gain accomplishments she's proud of.
Adventurous, doesn't need to share my exact tastes but eagerly tries out new things.
Opinionated, not adversarial about it but also not afraid to share her thoughts with me.
Passionate, able to find her own self-fulfillment in her career or in her free time activities.
Compassionate, cares for the young/old/sick/needy/poor as well as for plants and animals.
Pragmatic, accepting of this world's endless setbacks because together we overcome them.
Lower libido, still physically intimate but more focused on emotional intimacy than on pleasure.

>Our Ideal Life
Cuddling on the couch for movie nights, cuddling in bed reading books.
Light exercise, long talks on long walks around our local neighborhood.
Casual gaming with co-op RPGs and puzzlers, or boards like Scrabble.
Learning to make art/music, not to become good but to create together.
Trying out new recipes in the kitchen and new restaurants around town.
Practicing foreign languages we'll use for secret conversations in public.
Sharing even the littlest things like interesting paragraphs or cool plants.
Weekend day trips for picnics and museums and shows and the theater.
Making plans and traveling into nature or cultural sites around the world.
Tackling chores as a team because "misery loves company" means love.
Finding out forever what tomorrow brings, because The Ride Never Ends.

Shy, cute, introvert, less than around 170cm tall, between sticc to chubby, has some sort of artistic/musical hobby, low confidence, doesent want kids, secretly a degenerate, likes to play video game sometimes

>>84700917
Honestly, idek at this point. Even if God himself came down to my house and said "I will make the perfect woman for you right now just tell me what you want" I probably wouldn't know what to say, and even if I did come up with something I would probably not really know what to do with her and push her away pretty quickly. I'm just not cut out for romance
>>84700935
>womanbrained

Seething faggot?

>>84700917
>As tall or taller than me (5'7+)
>Curly hair
>Nose on the bigger and pointy side
>Pale
>Thin, underweight even
>Minimal makeup
>Dresses more formally
>Well-read and cultured in some form of media/art form
>Can hold a conversation both casual and intellectual/philosophical
>Potentially traumatized in some way but can handle dark-humor
>Likes to go out for almost anything (concerts, dancing or just regular dates)
>Isn't fucking stupid
Is this too much? I can make do without the physical traits but if she's lacking in anything else it would just be a bore for me.

>>84700917
I've said what I find attractive too many times on different threads and now I am too lazy to be toin to to to too

>>84701485
no, i've never used soc before except to look at the zoo once or twice. r9k is my homeboard and i have only ever posted on another board once or twice. i am far too mentally ill to bother with trying to engage with that situation.

>>84701967
Hey anon, I fit your criteria pretty well. Can you tell me about yourself?

>>84702295
Male Mid-30s Business Casual Dweeb Unc
I live on the US East Coast and I'm planning a cross-country move to the US West Coast to live near friends.
I value empathy, curiosity, self-improoovement, jestermaxxing, plants and animals.
I'm slowly reading through hundreds of books in a backlog I'll never finish, slowly watching hundreds of movies in a backlog I'll never complete, plodding through foreign languages that I'll never be fluent in, practicing musical instruments that I'll never be good at, and pursuing an exercise routine that will never sculpt an Adonis.

What about you, what are you searching for?

>>84700917
She's a demon goddess with dimension destroying powers and is also a tsundere also can cook good food and also dresses nice and also smells good and also has big boobs and also has red hair

>>84700917
>pale
>weeb
>long hair (any color)
>chubby
>big tits
>artsy
>kinky
>has interest for anything that can fall under "alt-culture"

>>84700947
Beat me to it

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>>84702390
Could you drop an e-mail? Would love to talk to you, but don't want to do it in thread. We have a lot in common.

>>84702437
Sure, you can reach me at
BookBacklog@proton.me

Take your time, you won't hear back from me until tomorrow because I'm about to go to bed. In the meantime, please have a good rest of your day/evening/night.

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>>84700917
Ideal? Sure I'll just copypaste

>Female
>23-28~
>Goth/Alt

>Skinny with assets or hourglass
>Not very small
>Pale skinned
>Black haired, freckled
>Big natural boobs
>Ideally hapa or white

>Educated and cultured, but I don't care if she has degrees or not, she can be self taught for all I care
>Don't care if she's working or jobless

>Intelligent
>Not a bitch, nice and chill
>Not shy but prefers to keep to herself mostly, only opens herself to those she trusts

>Artsy, cares a lot about at least two/three of these: Poetry, painting, sculpture, photography, film, architecture, literature, music, philosophy
>Likes nature
>Finds cars and motorbikes interesting even if they're not her main focus
>Finds occultism and the paranomal interesting even if they're not her main focus

>High sex drive but not nympho tier
>The less past partners she had the better

>Not necessarily religious but has some sense or degree of spirituality

>>84702479
Sent. Goodnight anon!

>>84702653
You're disgusting. A serial dating whore who preys on lonely anons.

>>84702693
Please, if I wanted to be a serial dating whore I'd go straight to posting my Discord.

Is alive

Loves me

Is attracted to me

Is nice to me

Supports me

>>84702711
You won't because you want to date so far out of your league as a 2/10 with no personality of her own. The only thing more crooked than your teeth is your soul which helps you take on whatever persona you need to in order to snare another innocent, decent guy. Do it while you can because the cat is nearly out of the bag with your type mentally illness.

>>84702781
Uh oh, stinky, someone's having a very bad day.

>>84702792
Misread, per usual. No accountability, per usual.

>>84702781
Nigga you are gay, who cares about random anons emailing each other this hard? You're mad you can't be his boyfriend huh

>>84702409
I wish this bitch fucking existed.

I'm too ugly and autistic to have an ideal woman. I would be a hypocrite if I said I had any standards other than the fact that she's alive and sentient.

anna smrek or any tall woman

>>84702937
It's bad when innocent people get hoodwinked, that's all.

>>84703108
Faggoty fag faggot

>Quick, /r9k/, describe your ideal woman.
A fuckable post-menopause MILF/GILF with nice tits who just wants to keep my balls drained.
Yet I am too incel for even that. TFW Juggernaut Law.