i work as a cashier and evry time a guy smiles at me my heart starts beating faster and i think about him for the rest ofthe shift and i daydream that he drives home distracted because hes thinking about me and that the next day he'll come back and be like you're sooo pretty can i pleae text you but nobody ever does and im eating tortilla chips in bed and i cant remember the face of the guy who smiled at me today so i feel like a fraud
10 years of fat feminist Jew-dyke propaganda told our entire generation of men that friendly conversations with women are verboten and asking for a woman's number will get them hung, drawn, and quartered. Men are afraid to even look at a woman in the gym now. You got what you wanted. No refunds!
>>84701924I come to your store every day and buy bananas, condoms and white monster whilst dead eye staring at you
you gotta ask them, idiot
>>84701946i know! the world is definitely ending soon, but until then i will still have my silly little feelings
>>84701924>Men are afraid to even look at a woman in the gym now. You got what you wanted.ThisThe hardest part of going to the gym is greeting the receptionist when I get there and leaveI have to momentarily use all 100% of my power when I walk by, it's extremely taxing and probably ruins my workout
>>84701953there is actually a guy who buys condoms and bananas among other things and i have always wondered if hes making the worst dildos ever
>>84701970Yeah thats me and they're not weird
>>84701924How about YOU try asking them out for once, huh femanon? Jesus Christ women will do anything but make the first move. You have way less chances of facing harsh judgement being a woman asking out a guy than if you were a guy asking out a woman and that is an objective fact. Now get out of here
>>84701946this really only affected white men
>>84701981if thats wht youre doing with them its pretty weird....>>84701989i am explicitly forbidden from flirting with customers or i will lose my job? im not complaining here anyways, i dont really expect anyone to ask me out, its just nice to think about
>>84701924Describe him to us, is he Chad? To the best of your ability
>>84701998Yeah, obviously. Women are not complaining for lack of unwanted approaches by jeets and niggers, anon, believe me.
>>84701998True. Tyrone, Pajeet and Mossad can do anything to the women that should be ours and no one can say anything about it. I hate this world
>>84701924>evry time a guy smiles at me my heart starts beating faster and i think about him for the rest ofthe shift> i cant remember the face of the guy who smiled at me today utterly blackpilling. women are true attentionwhores with no loyalty to the goodguy smiler.>>84702003>i am explicitly forbidden from flirting with customers or i will lose my job?How does this work, is it part of a contract you signed or are you working for some small time mom and pop store where the mom is a jaded old woman who hates youth and beauty and wants to fire you anyway?
>>84701924I use the self-checkout because I'm afraid of cute girls manning the checkout.
>>84702021LOL post hand little brown boy
>>84702014the photos you guys post when you talk about chad always look photoshopped and scary lol. i dont think most people look like low density neanderthals like you guys post and say he's chad orwhatever. but maybe i just dont get it because im not a gay boy. i do not like scary faces.
>>84702003>i am explicitly forbidden from flirting with customers or i will lose my job?Well then only flirt with the cool customers who won't tell
>>84701924i had a pharmacist giggle at me struggling to put the pen for the digital signature pad back in the sloti mean it's probably just because she realized i was retarded but it made me feel human for a bit
>>84702003>i am explicitly forbidden from flirting with customers or i will lose my jobThere is not a single heterosexual man on the planet who would tattle to your boss because of your flirting with them or giving them a compliment.
If we talk to you it's rape. Sorry, this is the system's women left us with.
>>84701924It's sad that I can immediately tell that a biological man wrote this. No woman would ever describe such unabashed love for random men.
>>84702055I would otherwise I would have to grapple with my incel status being taken away
>>84702025in my defense he smiled at me 12 hours ago and ive got a bad memory. i think remembering him 12 hours later is real yearner material personally but im blanking. he had the 1950s style sunglasses and a navy blue hoodie on and his keys jangled but i cant remember his face. its buggin me.anyway its the mom and pop shop. owners are catholic, so is my family, i'd be in trouble at home too. but its also fair because it would slow down checkout lines probably. not that i know how to flirt.
>>84702055This, it's insane how foids think they face the same consequences men do kek. I guarantee you, my dear femanon, that no straight dude is gonna rattle you out to your supervisors. Stop making up excuses
>>84702052thats nice. i giggled when a guy dropped his wallet and all his coins rolled out and he was like SHUT UP! in a serious way. scary.
>>84701924>and i cant remember the face of the guy who smiled at me todaykek
>>84702064Actually kek'd at this, probably true as well. I think we can disregard this entire thread now
>>84701924I worked as a cashier and whenever I saw a cute girl I would get extremely nervous, stutter and avoid eye contact. I also imagined having the courage to tell her how pretty she was, but never actually did it.
>>84702112Buddy of mine got fired for saying a girl was pretty and complimented her eyes. Cause was inappropriate behaviour
A nerd girl who was travelling with her robotics team came down in her pajamas to ask for extra blankets when I worked at a hotel a while back. After I turned around to go grab some she told me she really liked my hair. I still think about that.
>>84702027hey, we dont bite you know. you can say hi.>>84702064calling random fantasies unabashed love seems extreme but you know, whatever. i think people fall in love a little bit with strangers all the time
>>84702158>traveling with her robotics teamHow old was this girl you SICK FUCK
>>84702178I was 19 at the time officer
>>84702121Yes, that's what went through my mind. Today was actually my last day at the job. I figured I'd get a sexual harassment complaint or smth if I ever said anything.
>>84702112thats kind of cute though. i hope you ask someone someday>>84702121that sucks but the rules are always really strict about that for some reason. when i worked at a CVS i had a coworker get fired because she was flirtin with a guy who came in to chat with her at work a lot and the boss noticed
oki im passing out goodnight 4chan
>>84702055foids would do it>omg did that woman flirt with a guy? i should get her fired tee hee
>>84701924>the next day he'll come back and be like you're sooo pretty can i pleae text youI'm extremely worried about asking out cashiers at places I go regularly. You don't want to be that guy. I had one young lady hit on me saying "yes sir" in this obviously flirty sexy voice and I blushed and did not go for it
>>84702227i am not even saying its a good idea ok, it could go so bad, idk. all i know is my daydreaming you know. i think the sexiest thing i did at work was a guy told me to keep the change and i said "aw, thanks for the tip-puh" and i popped my lips but honestly maybe that was just fucking stupid and im an idiot. im not very sexy i dont think
>>84701924I always day dream about smiling at people and making their day. Then I wake up and realize im a balding midget from sri lanka. Youd be surprised at how quickly you can ruin a strangers day by saying hello.
>>84702249Sri Lanka's pretty niche. How'd you end up in the west?
>>84702249>Then I wake up and realize im a balding midget from sri lankaActually got a kek out of me, thanks anon
>>84701924i feel this. i've been fantasizing about having wholesome relationships with men even though i know that won't ever happen and i'll probably end up with some 30 year old moid who cheats on me every fucking week and beats me when he gets homebut oh well
>>84701924I would smile at you. I need to smile at cashiers more I like smiling and making people smile
>>84702298> moid Transgender detected
>>84702270Sorry I meant to say im ethnically sri lankan. I was born in Canada. (Yes I know, I know).
>>84702311okay that's actually gross no thank you.
>>84702344That is brutal bro
>>84702344Even so, I didn't know you guys emigrated desu. Also I find you much more interesting than garden variety jeets because you are majority buddhist, have the most AASI admixture, and have the largest Asian elephant subspecies. What do you think of Velupillai Prabhakaran anon?
>>84701924>>84702298>tfw no cute femanon to have a wholesome relationship with
>>84701924Flirt with them, worst case scenario you get fired. Not like anyone will complain about a woman showing interest in them to her boss anyway >>84702070>not that i know how to flirtPractice when there's no line >>84702298Nevar give up :(
>>84702298>30 year old moid who cheats on me every fucking week and beats me when he gets homeChad-chaser spotted.
I've wanted to ask out the cute cashiers so many times, at least slip them my number, but I don't want to end up on some bitch's tiktok hate thread because I wasn't chad enough to flirt with her. You got what you voted for. --> >>84701946
>>84701924>evry time a guy smiles at me my heart starts beating fasterEven when I give an evil sadistic grin?
>>84701924what if he was just being nice to you?what if he was indian?
>>84701924>evry time a guy smiles at me my heart starts beating faster and i think about him for the rest ofthe shift and i daydream that he drives home distracted because hes thinking about me and that the next day he'll come back and be like you're sooo pretty can i pleae text youMale or troon hands wrote this. No biological woman ever feels like this for random men
>>84701924Lemme guess Guy is tall, handsome and fit
>>84702121>>84702194businesses do shit like this and wonder why people are lonely and not starting families. back in the day tons of cashiers and shit dated customers.
>>84702491>tranime picturethey probably just laugh at you
>>84702227I told one girl she was the cutest girl I saw today, and left it at that, had no intention of flirting with her, it was only a compliment.Next time I went into the store she saw me and moved to another area / took her break. I wasn't even going to talk to her because as I said I wasn't interested, but still. Feels bad man.>>84702249Do it anyway. If you're ugly enough to ruin someone's day by saying hello and being nice, then take joy in it. Because there will be a few people who take pleasure in your niceties.You ugly ones are the privileged lot, making the good people's day better, and the bad people's day worse.
>>84702966Probably was going to her break. Most cashiers get mentally tired especially if people are rude to them or condescending
>>84701924Even the fat old guys???
>>84702463>you got what you voted foryou know all these cultural things were decided before gen z turned eighteen right? we inherited this problem, we got what millenials voted for.
>>84702499>what if he was indian?>>84702249>originailasdaw
>>84701924The fact that I have never and will never make a girls heart flutter makes me wanna kms.
>>84702499if he was being nice it doesnt really matter? im not expecting anything real, its just nice to think about. and not all indians are gross or ugly, some are incredibly rude and stinky but others are nice and friendly, idk if its the difference between those who are born here or what but there's definitely two kinds.
A girl was nice to me and complimented me once 11 years ago while I was on shift, a security guard at the behavioral health unit of the hospital. I still think about her.
>>84704889i still think about the guy who buckled me into a rollercoaster who said my eyes looked like honey
>>84701924God I can already imagine the look of horror and disgust if I so much as smile at a woman
>>84703119Lmao. Nta but you're cute for believing that
I always assumed cashiers don't want to be hit on and already get asked out by male clients 100 times every day
>>84701924I can relate to that somewhat, I always fantasie about cute scenarios before going to sleep though I can't read it and not think that my smile would've gone entirely unnoticed Not that I would smile
>>84706031Yo this is actually creative wth
I used to work as a cashier and every time a cute girl customer (or literally anyone else for that matter) would come up to the register I'd give them a despondent stare because working retail burns through your soul within a month.
>>84702168>hey, we dont bite you know. you can say hiIn my experience you do you'll end up having a coworker boyfriend or some shit who you say terrible things about me in earshot
>>84704721true. I always feel like im bothering people by smiling at them but the few times ive made a girl smile it was really nicei still think about this one girl who worked at a rare book library and seemed interested in talking, I just guilted myself into thinking that i'd be bothering her by talking moer
>>84706379i mean that sucks. sorry. i only really know about myself
>>84701924you are a fraudwe are all fraudsnone of us are honest with ourselvesnone of us can get over ourselvesthe end is nigh
There was a cute white guy who I helped with at Bath & Bodyworks and he was telling my abuela female coworker about how he was getting something for his sister as he was single, right after he finished talking to me, within earshot and I couldn't talk to him without getting chewed out by management lurking every corner. I regret it daily.
>>84701924i lowkey started finding the chubby guy cashier in my neighborhood store cute but after he bagged my stuff for me once (this is NEVER done in my cunt and he wasn't a foreigner or anything) it just got too real and i stopped going there because i hate it when going to buy food becomes an awkward experience once you become a regular.male cashiers in general are ultra nice though i usually prefer them in supermarkets.
>>84701924when i was a male cashier nobody ever smiled at me except the high functioning alcoholics and truckers, seeing their toothless unhinged grins did brighten up my day though.
you're fat and brown and it shows by the op picture choice, those men will spare you a smile while they go home to pamper their cute blonde pale caucasian gfscreatures like you don't even deserve the mercy to live
>>84706673Zoomers don't have girlfriends this is larp
>>84706529should have got your abuela coworker to hit on him for you, have her give him your number.I would love it if a cute wagie was too shy to talk to me and had to use an intermediary. It would make me feel like a chad
>>84703213No not the fat old guys
>>84701924That's cute. I do similarly with people who've expressed interest in getting to know each other even better. It's just by the time a moment like that happens (and it's not the majority of people) they already know I'm focused on certain goals for now. Still, it was really tempting to take up this one cutie's invitation ASAP but it'll be better once I achieve my goals.
>>84701924That is really cute. It reminds me of the last time a cashier girl smiled at me.I would have loved to ask her out but my mom was there so it would have been awkward.
>>84706605>It's not as meaningful when a foreigner does itAnd then you'll turn around and blame foreigners for not going the extra mile when you're all ungrateful as fuck
