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did you know your moid will leak this stuff if you play with his balls before bed?
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>>84706210
How do I get a messy, leaky moid like this? I want moid fluids.
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>>84706221
what you want to do with the moid fluids?
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>>84706221
>step 1 be attractive
>step 2 dont be unattractive
i have a feeling that failed at step 1
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>>84706272
>that failed at
that you failed at*
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>>84706221
the elites don't want you to know this, but moids are free. You can just take us home. I am leaking 458ml of moid fluid right now.
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>>84706290
not everyone is a tranny, im definitely not. but i understand your paranoia because they raid this board regularly.
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>>84706307
same
fill em all
I am moid
410,757,864,530ml or moid goo
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as soon as a girl is nice to me i start leaking precum it's embarrassing >_<
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>>84706221
edge him
rub the underside of his mushroom tip untill he can't take it anymore
that always makes me leak a ton of precum
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>>84706331
no we don't you schizophrenic slop
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>>84706210
Why moids have this goo? Are they aliens?
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>>84706749
our penis do that when they get scared, they are afraid of pussy so they protect themselves with this goo
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>>84706210
girls will never know whats its like to feel your goo creep through your urethra during a long edging session.
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>>84706210
Fun fact. You can accidentally knock a woman up from precum. It's why the pull out method does not always work
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>>84706755
Then they shouldn't get near pussy if they get scared and leak goo
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>>84706925
it's just shy that's all
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>>84706210
>big dangly balls I keep shaved smooth and love to have played with, sometimes gently and sometimes roughly
>into doing kinky stuff with them like ice play or candle wax
>girl squeezing my balls during sex while talking dirty is like flipping a "Cum Now" switch
>tfw no ball slut gf to tease and edge me nonstop
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>>84706221
just be feminine and kind. act cute and don't be a bitch. also don't be lazy.
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>>84706685
Based, imagine being this high test and gigamasculine
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>>84707225
I wish I was more masculine
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>>84707399
You are I meant what I said without any irony
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>>84706749
they leak this stuff when they are hungry for pussy
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>>84707444
oh I see, sorry it's hard to tell when someone is being ironic or not
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My mood leaks this stuff when I fondle his balls. It tastes good, salty, but nothing like cum, which tastes awful.
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>>84706210
His glans are very healthy and smooth. That's a very attractive penis.
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anyone else produce a ridiculous amount of this? like if I get a boner once I leak a tonne and if I jerk off like my entire dick gets covered in it really fast and even ends up leaking all down my hand and can even drip onto the floor if im not careful, it like continuously oozes. With sex I can lube up my gfs lips super fast and combined with her really wet pussy we sometimes have to wipe off excess fluid as its so squelchy. But sadly we dont have sex that much.
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>>84706210
If you stick an electrode down his urethra, and another one in his ass, and shock his prostate from both side you'll get this stuff flowing out like a fountain.
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>>84707697
What does his taste like? Thats sad I love the way I feel when a foid swallows my cum and doesnt get disgusted by it
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>>84707778
His cum is slightly salty but bitter, I tolerate it because I enjoy it when he falls apart and squirms around when I don't stop sucking, but precum is salty and not bitter at all, I can usually get a lot out of him if I swirl the tip with my tongue and run my fingertips over his balls lightly, sometimes I run my nails over his sack, too and I get a little bit.
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>>84707711
thank you i wont tell him you said that because he is mine
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>>84706210
Please do not touch my balls they are sensitive and I don't want testicular torsion
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>>84706210
This happens to me if I look at a girl. You could probably get a full load if you just looked back at me and smiled. It's that easy.
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>>84706221
>>84707697
>>84707822
genuinely cannot comprehend being desired let alone tolerated to this degree by a foid
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>>84708496
I'm sorry anon. These things were stolen from you because the patriarchy has fallen.
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>>84708496
It's weird I legitimately like him and enjoy being with him. Every one of my friends is constantly cycling through men and everyone of his friends is permanently single except one that's fucked like 80 women. That's 15 people over 30 that are broken I don't know wtf it is.
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>>84706210
does playing with a guys balls actually make them feel good?, i might be losing my v card soon and every where ive asked for tips tells me this but never how to do it or if it actually feels good for them
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>>84709122
You're probably just smarter nad picked a good dude. All this gender war bullshit comes from retards
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>>84709154
take one ball and twist it while pulling like when you pick fruit off a tree, moids love this move
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>>84709154
yes it feels good of course. cup them gently and give them a little tug. caress them with your hand and move them around. it should come natural. dont lose your v card to a man you wont marry though. biggest mistake of your life.
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>>84709174
do not twist them it can tangle the cords and kill the balls
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>>84709122
you are a statistical anomaly and too good for this website. please stay away for your health and ours
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>>84707822
>I enjoy it when he falls apart and squirms around when I don't stop sucking
Some guys have all the luck
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>>84709154
yes, but be gentle, it's a very sensitive area
I like when a woman gently pulls down on my balls until she can fully wrap her hand around the loose skin between my testicles and the base of my penis, while jerking me off with her other hand



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