A regular customer who i have done many services for always calls me princess when he sees me. i love being called cute names
>>84715824What should we name you, 6'1 somali cnc/dubcon Romanian mose nona
>>84715824Do you like being called old timey cutesy girl things like toots, sugar, pumpkin, etc?
>who i have done many servicesInteresting. And what is your occupation, princess?
>>84715857Yeah. Absolutely!I love it. Darling, and sweethear ect.I love it :)>>84715835Hell no. I'm not an egirl. The fact that there is so much under my name means that i lowkey need to end my crippling 4chan addiction >>84715969Coustomer service. Its exhausting sometimes, too many people you gotta talk to, but I still like to be kind to everyone. I must be doing something right because people tell me that it's always nice to see me, and send emails to my boss saying I'm welcoming.
>>84716093I wish I was a girl so random people would give me compliments instead of complaining about me only doing the required minimum since I don't get paid enough to feign smiles.
>>84716093So you "service" your customers, huh? Thought as much.
>>84716137Well yeah, any questions, problems, needs its my job to solve. :D i like most of the coustomers.>>84716114Damn man. I also get paid shit, but I still smile. You dont need to be paid to smile. I also try to go above and beyond for the customers, not because i have to, but because its nice to do so. They do manipulate your kindness though.
>>84716176I think that guy is calling you a whore because he gets all of his 'life experience' from porn and imageboards.
>>84716184I think you can't take a joke. Unlike your mom. Because it was a joke when she made YOU!>>84716176>needsNeeds, huh?Special ones?Maybe you could help me, xoxo ;)
>>84716093Wait are you romanian? Am varsat berea pe mine
Why is there never a guide on how to call people things they aren't?It's apparently quite risky too, roughly equal odds they get pissed off, because you're being too familiar/distant with them. This confuses me because those are opposite things, if it can be one it can't be the other. Doll seems like it would be a safe one, dolls represent the idealized human form, connotation is 100% positive, yet some don't seem to like it. Obviously I'm not trying to call men that, that's when I might say chief or boss. Part of its a sperg thing, using a person's name feels weirdly wrong and intimate. Golden rule type stuff, any time it's actually appropriate to use my name the situation would be better served by Mr anon, since family name is safer. Maybe I watched to much anime but it makes sense and feels more natural to do this when talking about other people too, especially if they aren't immediately there or I'm giving direction or orders. If it's unambiguous I'll often just use their job title because it specifies person and further specifies that one person in their context at a place so there's absolutely no confusion even possible. First name is like staring at eyeballs, creepy and rude. I especially dislike people who seem to psychically know it's uncomfortable and they say it multiple times. Context makes it very clear if it's a a conversation between two people and no one else is around. Reverse Muppet syndrome freaks.>hi anon this anon morning anon we anon are anon at anon work anon anon>anon the anon outside anon sure anon did anon a anon weather anon anon >how anon was anon your anon weekend anon anon?Even using the word friend seems risky. I suspect it's not the use of language that offends and hurts them so deeply but continued drawing of breath. Like if everywhere you go smells like shit check for shit on your mustache kind of thing. But I can't help that I was born me. I wouldn't wish it on anyone else so you'd think they'd at least be grateful.
>>84716184Thanks for informing me anon>>84716213BroLock in.If its anything intimate i cant help you.>>84716226Na I'm not Romanian, I just have a roman nose>Am varsat berea pe mineWhy?
>>84716264Lady is often pretty safe. Depends how you say it
>>84716213Yeah I can totally see why you're heavily lacking in romantic experiences.
>>84716322BroFuck offI'm jokingDon't be as dense as that other retardTrust meI want none of what you have
>>84716337Except that I'm in a relationship. I drew a longer straw
>>84716322I wasn't paying attention. Sometimes the napkin under my mug gets stuck to it and it makes m jerk it instinctively as I pick it up. Thanks for bothering to translate that lol I knew it was weird that anon called you both Somali and Romanian
>>84716264>using a person's name feels weirdly wrong and intimate.Really? I think this depends on where youre from. It all depends on culture anon. There is no one answer. Where i live, you call people, anyone, by their names. Your boss, your workeryour coworkers, your parents even sometimes.I just call people by their first name, i dont think much of it.But i know that in the US you call teachers Ms or Mr or whatever, which i find absurd. You dont do that everywhere actually. I find its way more manageable. Must be stressful elsewhere, juggling between all these formalities.>Doll seems like it would be a safe oneI dont know if all women like it. Some take it as hitting on them or being creepy. I, however, love it.
>>84715824Where the fuck is the guy in the image even from? You always post this shit.
>>84716093>I'm not an egirlYou don't choose the egril life, the egirl life chooses you.But as long as you don't sending nudes to robots and don't make 30 threads a day bemoaning no bf, I think you're ok for now...You seemed pretty based in that other thread
>>84716359Ahaha.Good luck cleaning that up. Beer smells horrible.>>84716343You never know round these parts of the interwebs. Dw, its litteraly nothing
>>84716373Lurking for love. Duuh. A horror dating game still in the demo phaseJacob Alden. His name is Jacob>>84716382Unironically I need to gtfo this site. I dont want to be a part of 4chan egirl roster or whatever. I dont want to be remembered. You know how horrified I was when I found out everything gets saved on desuarchives?Thank god I haven't posted something of myself that is intimate.>You seemed pretty based in that other threadDanke schon. That makes me happy :)
>>84716383>Dw, its litteraly nothing:handshake:
>>84715824Broad shoulders, positive canthal tilt, alright jawline, good shape- even when otome games with "loser" men as the love interests are made, the men are still fucking chads. GG
>i lowkey need to end my crippling 4chan addictioni'm reaching at the screen with my hand out screaming like in interstellar >what should we name you / hell noyou shall be named in time. do not resist.for all have names who 'pon this board subsist>customer serviceis this related to your raccoonpilled trash trinket job or are you on the double wagie grind?>beer smells horribleTRUTH. NUKE. especially shitty cheap beer that students drink and it fills any available space with the smell of wheat and despair>where i live, you call people, anyone, by their namesi like this. i know some people who get really weird about using people's first names (not even in a cultural politeness way, just like a weird mental thing) and it gets very awkward never being referred to explicitly. even on here we use "anon" as enough of a name that it can feel like a normal conversationalso hi nona it's catchanon (hm. not a good name. i could do better) from the last thread. i lowkey need to end my crippling 4chan addiction. did those church photos turn out?
>>84716466He's 5'6 though. He isn't a loser, just shy. And he is soooo fine. And he has a southern accent and I love Southern accents. And he's into fishing and id like to go fishing. This is the only dating ish sim that actually scratches the right spots for me.
>>84716524It's just what Cobain would be today if he was born in 2000.
>>84716436>I need to gtfo this siteBut there's nowhere else quite like it, for better or worse. And idk, known personlites on r9k are fun to have around sometimes. Just avoid the ebegging and orbiter collecting and you'll be safe
>>84716480>i'm reaching at the screen with my hand out screaming like in interstellarWe need to leave this site twin. Its fir our own good.>you shall be named in time. do not resist.for all have names who 'pon this board subsistBroo I really dont want to desu i dont want my identity as a 4channer to be cemented.>is this related to your raccoonpilled trash trinket job or are you on the double wagie grind?YES it's the racoon trinket job. The best job ever. Today was very tiresome however. On my feet for hours. Not fun.>those church photos turn out?OMG THE CHURCH PHOTOSI JUST GOT INFORMED THAT THEYRE DONE!! I HAVE TO GET THEM WHEN I CAN BUT I COULDNT TODAY BECAUSE IM TIRED AFTER 10 HOUR SHIFT.>i know some people who get really weird about using people's first namesHonestly for me it's the opposite. I think that calling someone names that suggest they are greater than you is retarded. We are all flesh and blood. I know its about the aspect of respect and being propper, but it just rubs off the wrong way. How in the world would you be able to express yourself to a person who is above you like that?
>>84716436You're not restricting yourself to /r9k/, are you? You don't need to abandon the entire website if you just spend time on other boards instead. Go cook a new recipe and then you can discuss it on /ck/, and nobody will know your reputation from /r9k/.Go read a book and discuss it on /lit/, and nobody will know your reputation from /r9k/.Go watch a movie and discuss it on /tv/, and nobody will know your reputation from /r9k/.Go play a strategy game, retro game or RPG, and discuss it on /vst/ or /vr/ or /vrpg/ and nobody will know your reputation from /r9k/.>What about other types of video games? No, do not go to /v/ or /vg/ to discuss games. Don't be silly.
>>84716528Bruh, that's absolutely wrong bruh.>>84716534I know, it's a very weird yet special place, but its not good for me. Its a massive timesink>Just avoid the ebegging and orbiter collecting and you'll be safeAs anyone should.
>>84716623>Bruh, that's absolutely wrong bruh.Nahhhh I don't think so.
another fembot thread, ugh
>>84716597>i don't want my identity as a 4channer to be cementedYOU. ARE. A. USER!!!!>on my feet for hours. not funbelieve it. invest in good standing shoes they don't tell you standing all day makes you tired like death. this is why raccoons all wear shoes the zoologists don't want us to know about it but it's true>THEYRE DONE!!YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH
>>84716605I'm not only on r9k, I'm on /p/, which is dead, and /out/ which is nice but also kinda dead.>Go read a book and discuss it on /lit/, and nobody will know your reputation from /r9k/.Yeah, THAT im planning to actually.I'm not really into games desuBut it so sad that all other boards are fucking slow exept for maybe fit and gaming boards. /a/ is active, but i haven't really posted there exept maybe once.
>>84716680>YOU. ARE. A. USER!!!!I am a user yeah, but absolutely not an egirl desu. No way i will be designated that position.>invest in good standing shoes they don't tell you standing all day makes you tired like death.I have to use steel toe shoes/boots because I work at labour out job. Best I can do is to get insoles. Which I should do, because I have high arches and shoes kinda hurt.>this is why raccoons all wear shoes the zoologists don't want us to know about it but it's trueYou calling me a racoon music anon?
>>84716742>best i can do is get insolesdo so. i know too many people with fucked up feet not to second this idea>you calling me a raccoon music anon?are you claiming NOT to be one? what if you're six raccoons in a trenchcoat and steel boots posting about dating sims online? at least half of all /out/ posters are various woodland creatures in disguise it wouldn't even be far-fetched
>>84716623>a massive timesinkTrue. I definitely use it for a coping strategy to pretend I'm busy/talking to people.>/a/ is activeHaha, maybe compared to others. But all we do there is complain about a dead board. Season show threads last a whole week, that ain't good.The fastest board iirc is the one with the most shitposts and bots (pol)
