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Beer garden edition me thinks
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>>84724542
First innit phwoar
X
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I'm quite sikc of all of you, tbqh
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Me? Got them small boat willies on tap oh aye right up my bum hole x
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>>84724548
thoughts on the edish?
you have a 'special mind'
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Quarter of the way through his daily 4chan session. The biggest winner in his boxroom.
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>>84724542
funny that
kekd
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WeIper begging ten east asian bulls to bed him
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>>84724568
Who we talking about lad?
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britfeel is finished, this is my last post here, bye
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>>84724541
>Bicycle - Ugly

rare /britfeel/ music L.

(and that's okay :))
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>>84724582
Cya wouldn't wanna be ya
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We used to laugh.
Twas bittersweet.
Now MarmiteMan
Takes monster meat
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>>84724568
It started at 7am and it's been going non-stop since. It fucked off at 2am last night meaning the freak only had 5 hours sleep then woke up and immediately started posting about HHL again. What a fucking life. No wonder Lollers has filtered the cunt.
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Crybaby is upset and it is extremely lush
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>>84724597
Alri fullstop mong nice samefag lmao
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Another thick girthy shaft garn down the hatch x
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Crybullybaby has no life besides 4chan and it is extremely grim
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Why're they upset? I thought they had him filtered? I don't get it?
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>>84724617
You've been crying all day and it has been lush x
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>>84724586
I like it, and I don't care.
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>>84724597
actually report spam as spam, and move on.

takes less time to report a post than it does to complain about it (if this post means just +1 report then i'm a happy fella)
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think i'll post my puzzle when everyone is in a better mood
(this includes me tbf)
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>>84724619
You don't get it they have him filtered but know when he's posting they're too big brained for us normies
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Did you know, that if he started an OF account, you could see billy moore's willy more?
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>fullstop mong

Another one of your online enemies, big lad? Don't forget to telly mummy you're winning on 4chan.
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my 8bitdo faux SNES controller's USB cable has stopped working.

USB-C, fine, whatever, but the other long-enough one i have
1. also keeps disconnecting because it's too heavy
2. is black instead of grey so the colours DON'T MATCH
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Spliff time init x
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>>84724678
I will the next time I pop round to hers thanks x
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>They haven't filtered all my spammy words
>They look at the stubs, I'm still winning
>They aren't really using a filter
>They go to the archives and read all my posts anyway
>Mummy I'm still winning aren't I mum?
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>>84724712
You're having a bit of a tantrum there little lid
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Been in hospital all afternoon looking after my brother. It not lush although there are a few cutie African nurses kicking about.
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cuckGPT loves responding with the damn "I think there's actually two separate issues at play here" template now, it started the other wee kand every other response uses it at this point

No idea if they keep adding to the "compute-saving template" instructions, are A/B testing or whether the model decides to oscillate between these on its own, but goddamn does it get on me nerves
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>>84724747
People are noticing more things, and it's getting undeniable at this point.
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Hey anons, have you got your "getting stabbed" loiconce yet? Make sure to pick it up soon or you'll be arrested when a mudslime stabs you!
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>>84724719
Whatever you say, boxroom bossman x
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call me a conspiracy nutter, but i think Nintendo actually made this cable really good on purpose. it's a universal standard and yet the weight/quality if (ironically) make it rubbish for connecting devices that AREN'T official Nintendo/Switch ones (what if you just wanted to use a third-party controller, WITH your Nintendo Switch...?)

meanwhile, the console itself is so bad. i was shocked at how flimsy it is. i'm scared to touch it because it's so damn fragile. everyone was singing its praises, but aside from the joystick drift thing, nobody mentioned how tawdry it is. it fucking WOBBLES inside the dock. think of how Nintendo 64 cartridges would fit into the Nintendo 64.
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Another spliff time x
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>>84724800
Took you long enough to come up with that one lmao
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>>84724456
Me? Looks like this. Stubs on tap and unread meltys on tap. Lush.
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>>84724819
Just as intended and that is lush x
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>>84724811
If you get the last word does that make you feel like a winner, is that why you MUST have the last word?
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This one off to a good start as well
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Britfeel is finished
HHL won
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>>84724832
Why is it always about winning little lid x
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>>84724819
looks sick, bro. you should get the Upvote/Downvote extension and Reaction Stickers add-on, they r0xx0rz ur s0xx0rz!
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>>84724853
Being a try hard over people using an extension from 2010. Wish I was as epic win oldfag Legion as you mate.
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Anyone else enjoy reading those Fluffy abuse comics? Spent all day reading them.
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so let me get this right you've got them filtered but still read every stub? right ok lmao
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>>84724903
I'm not >>84724712. I don't read stubs. Sorry.
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>>84724819
Same for me. I filtered him a week ago when he started spamming the gay shite about you know who (can't say because ironically it will filter this post lol). Britfeel is in a sorry state indeed.
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Just want that smelly willy on tap x
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Le epic contrary posts for teh winz
Le gatekeeping everything for teh winz
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someone mass reporting creative marmiteman posts
he having a proper melty.
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>>84724920
Ketmong proving he's the heckin 2000serino winrar by reading every post of 9gag tier mongoloids who weren't here in the 2000s
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>>84724914
>can't say because ironically it will filter this post lol
Almost as if that is what they wanted init
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>>84724941
Spammers won hhl lost :/
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Get this. Me? 4chan user. Don't like archives. Here's 70 paragraphs about my strong feelings about this complete non issue that I will trot out at every opportunity. Hope you're not using 4chanX.
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I know I know. Your mind is blown. You're reeling. Archives. So convenient, right? *chortle* well...
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>>84724877
Person A:
>i like discus throwing. i have known about mechanical discus-throwers since their inception, but i (and my peers) enjoy the original sport.

Person B:
>haha bro you still THROW discuses yourself? aren't you AWARE OF mechanical discus-throwers...? you'd have to be some kind of contrarian hipster to not be using one!

Person A > Person B. it's that simple.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6B5-QqsIPc
me outgrowing 4chan
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>>84724972
You are boring mate. I don't come here to read gay sex posts. Sorry that really upsets you for some reason.
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>>84724990
That is a shame but I dont care
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Snarf screaming in the pits of fire in Hell as Satan himself begins lubing up.
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More concerned about me not reading spam than spam itself. No better than spammers.
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He's twying his bestest to wind anons up, and failing.
Mid week melty time, woohoo.
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Lately I find myself touching my todger thinking of that time I held hands with steve at the beehive x
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>>84724972
ironically this post is reddit af
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>>84724990
i'm not upset in the slightest.

i do worry for some anons' brains. it's like you're so hooked into irony that someone says
>i like cheese, cheddar is my favourite.
and you suspect there's something else going on, that sentence cannot possibly be conveying the author likes cheese, and that cheddar is their favourite.

i cba to hedge every single post i wrote, i usually write at face value if i'm making a joke. but e.g. yes, i do think 4chan was better in the 2000s, and i dislike archives (ephemerality was more fun), and extensions are a strange crutch. it's your computer, but by YOU using them, it affects posts that are read by OTHER people. e.g. this exact discussion, right now.

imagine if i added a bunch of gibberish to this post, because in 4chan Z, it adds sound effects. i would HOPE that gets banned. sincerely, unironically, earnestly, genuinely, with 0 layers of irony.

tl;dr: why go on message boards if you don't like message boards?
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>>84725045
Insanely cringe and obnoxious. Grow up.
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>You should be reading every post in the thread including the 16 hours every day of my spam and twolling
NO
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>>84724957
He can't see your post lad. If the twolls plan all along was to get everyone to filter HHL then fair play but personally I think they're butthurt barely anyone can see their posts about him now.
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>>84725045
>it's like you're so hooked into irony that someone says
You literally post nothing but irony and weird word play drivel like you're constantly having an in joke with yourself. Get over yourself you sanctimonious bell end.
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>>84725057
>>You should be reading every post in the thread including the 16 hours every day of my spam and twolling
YES.
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>>84725026
Ketmong is one more oldfag routine away from going in the filter tbqh. Obnoxious af. Acts like Sean's mate when he's here spends whole thread defending the exact goons who harassed sean from the thread. Always been on the fence about it. Rat.
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Anyone fancy giving me a good old shafting?
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>>84725054
You didn't get slapped enough as a kid talking like this. Sorry you've achieved nothing with your life since 2010 but you're not the only one who had an internet connection back then. You're not the thread guru of the old days. So so gay and full of yourself.
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Guys how do I shot Web? Lol remember that one guys!?!??! So that's why you need to do as the trolls say the ones who dox the mother of the lad I pretend to be mates with. I'm with them you see.
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Literally don't reply one more word to me you rat. Had enough of you.
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keep thinking it's Sunday.

could still go to a supermarket but by the time i shower + get ready, i'd probably have to go to the garage. night window thing = expensive, might be arsey about me using a fiver in cash. really wish they just kept the shops open on a night.
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Take me down to Flamingo City
Where me cock goes big at the thoughts of willies.
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>>84724853
>looks sick, bro. you should get the Upvote/Downvote extension and Reaction Stickers add-on, they r0xx0rz ur s0xx0rz!
t. Man who hates irony
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Watching my mummy have intercourse
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Helper's final post was him enjoying a maccies trekkie brekkie. Quite fitting desu. A womfy end to a womfy lid.
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>>84725128
What got him banned though
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>>84725128
he'll be back, britfeel is all he has
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Lollers kicked the mongnest
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Can't believe you're using a 16 year old extension. That's 2 years after I was underage cancer. So I'm the authority on how the site works.
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>>84725146
And that's the sad truth. hhl and spammer are both sad cunts who's life revolve around this place
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>>84725119
i've given up all chance at inner peace. i've made my mind a sunless space. i share my dreams with ghosts. i wake up every day to an equation i wrote 15 years ago from which there's only one conclusion: i'm damned for what i do. my anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight...they've set me on a path from which there is no escape. i yearned to be a saviour against injustice without contemplating the cost, and by the time i looked down, there was no longer any ground beneath my feet.

what is my sacrifice? i'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. i burn my decency for someone else's future. i burn my life to make a sunrise that i know i'll never see. and the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror, or an audience, or the light of gratitude.

so what do i sacrifice? EVERYTHING.
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Fingering my diarrhoea laden bum hole
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Guys did you know there was forums in the 2000s. Like, people DISCUSSED things. It was the golden age of enlightenment. It was the 2000serino. The golden age is whenever I was 16.
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>>84725165
You talk like that constantly btw. Then lecture me about "irony" which I barely used. Sort of like how you pretend to be Sean's mate. Two faced rat.
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>You can't use THAT extension
>You can't use THAT browser
>You can't use THAT operating system
>You can't play THOSE video games
No one made you the be all and end all of what others do and don't do
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>>84725195
>>You can't play THOSE video games

if i wanted suggestions for computer games to play, how would i ask that, in a format you would respond to?
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>>84725213
Theres that new PC game where you pretend to be someone's pal then when he gets doxxed and harassed and his family likewise your main concern is people not reading posts from the people responsible. It's on steam "The Two Faced Rat Game"
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>old men having a tanty for hours every day
I need to leave this site
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I'd play a game about HHL
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Me? Designated bottom x
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Marmitemong getting his arsehole tongue punched by herpes ridden Algerians.
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>>84725128
He's not banned. He's probably just womfing around on other boards. I know he shitposts on /sp/ during the World Cup.
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Swear a year ago I barely noticed ketmong now he's every other post
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>>84725287
No one said he was banned, lid?
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>>84725241
Very odd behaviour, correcting the trolls that they have the wrong address and dumping his own info, dox he's put together
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>>84725288
just turned up out of nowhere and became everyones pal
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Sean is scooting here there and everywhere while you crash out and write gay sex fiction haha. LUSH x
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>>84725312
I thought you had them filtered?
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>>84725287
based. he's not a bad lad, really.

post your tabs, /britfeel/. put your money where your mouth is.
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Sean keeping it private keeping it based and Po pilled
Twolls keeping it seething and getting filtered pilled
Ooo aye
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Me? Grinding it on steves smelly willy x
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At least helper was somewhat honest with forcing his fetish faggotry on innocent r9k goers unlike the average poster nowadays who seems to earnestly believe they're a 6'8 communist misandrist amazon woman with massive tits who wants to marry and feminise some random pipsped
I used to hate looking at britfeel more than the r9k catalog but since helper fucked off its been the other way around
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i am now officially out of pop.
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>>84725145
dont think he was banned, he got doxxed (although unsure as to the accuracy of his address) so he lying low and keeping it womfy x
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Me? Lusting over big Arabic cock x
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Garn beehive me x
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The worst thing for the trolls is knowing they're not wanted. They have to desperately filter evade just to get someone to see their post for 5 seconds. Sean and Lollers will always be more liked than any of them. Evil can't create it can only destroy.
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>>84725368
any mummy got doxxed x
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>>84725377
>The worst thing for the trolls is knowing they're not wanted. They have to desperately filter evade just to get someone to see their post for 5 seconds. Sean and Lollers will always be more liked than any of them. Evil can't create it can only destroy.
Melteeeeyyyyy
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>Melteeeeyyyyy
*yawn*
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>>84725377
Sorry this got filtered for me x
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Same old posting routine and it is lush x
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>>84725377
>Evil can't create it can only destroy.

this is a good point. anyone can do the whole deconstruction thing, it's actually a fairly simple trick.

i sometimes create OC, but it's not very good. and that's not modesty: i've TRIED to draw, make music, take good photos, even sometimes do funny jokes (which occasionally hit, woo). i have a lot of respect for the lads here with genuine talent. like the lightning/Balkans photographer yesterday, surprised more anons weren't interested in that.

just as a ratio: imagine if you put 1/10th of your destruction towards creation. EVEN IF you fell back on irony as a crutch, or even (ideally) as a stepping stone towards sincerity. i think that would make /britfeel/ a better place.
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Am blooo babadeeebabadiiiiii
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>>84725405
Bet he exchanges grooming tips in the homeless shelter
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>>84725405
Fake moralfagging iToddler lol
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>>84725377
>Sean and Lollers will always be more liked than any of them

Both nonces who you stick up for regularly. Strange.



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