>Be me>Go buy a slice of pizza>Walk to my car while eating it>A fucking seagull swoops in over my head and takes it from meLiterally the niggers of the sky.
>>84725091>sea seagull steal chicken tender at pool restaurantThey are.
>>84725091they can sense you're a beta, anonbirds never fuck with me because they know I'm cool and based
>>84725091>Go buy a slice of pizza>A fucking seagull takes it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMHFKQEohzM