Could you love a girl like this:>Goes to church every Sunday, would drag you too>Loves volunteering >Kind and caring>Listens to cringe Christian rock>Extremely chaste, saving herself for that "special someone">Would take Genesis 1:28 very seriously if married though>Heavily conservative values, basically a fundamentalist Christian>However deep inside she is a huge pervert, fuelled by years of self-imposed sexual repression
>>84733375i'd let her use me as an outlet for her sexual repression
>>84733375>years of self-imposed sexual repressionlol this is a mythchurch girls tend to be huge sluts, just secretly. nothing more sinister than a "born again virgin"
>>84733375This is pretty much the church environment I grew up in. Very socially conservative. Virgin until marriage >>84733394It is not uncommon for there to be a slut within the church, but they are the minority, and it is the girls who shun the slut the most aggressively. The moms also get paranoid that the slut will corrupt their son
>>84733393How would you let her use you like that?
>>84733375>"Could you love a girl like this?">Literally the dream girl of any sensible guyNext you're gonna ask me if i would want to eat a huge plate of lasagna
>>84733550Except atheists
>>84733550>lasagnaWe both know you'd
>>84733559Nah, i'm an atheist and i still want a chick like this. But maybe that's because i don't hate religions and actually find learning about them very interesting from an anthropological point of view.But that's beside the point. A woman with conservative views who wants to be a slut for me and ONLY me? Sign me the fuck up
>>84733550What if she made you lasagna? (But only after church, where she expects you to be on your best behavior and participate actively)
>>84733624Instant marriage istg
>>84733375if you assume she's also not naive (i.e. wants to bring in a bunch of muslim refugees) then there is literally nothing wrong with her
>>84733645like seriously what's the downside? you can't have premarital sex that is functionally equivalent to masturbation or circlejerk about atheism in real life? who gives a shit?
>>84733663This. I don't believe in any theist religion but i don't go around telling others because it's a subject that rarely, if ever, comes up in any conversation. I'd still gladly go to church to make her happy. There are literally no downsides to marrying a woman like this
>>84733624NTA but instant impregnation
>>84733375>Could you love a girl like this:Procedes to describe the perfect woman
>>84733845>Religious>No sex before marriage
>>84733917Yes. The perfect woman.
>>84733917you're right I'd much rather have a redditor with a double digit bodycount so I can coooom sooner
>>84733917Like I said, the perfect woman
>>84733375I basically had that, broke up after a year because she was just retarded and worshipped priests too muchno self respecting adult can take that retarded shit seriously>>84733550>>84733947>>84733952nothing stops you from finding some random dumb fundie girl like I did, you are still getting cucked by her invisible sky daddy
>>84733375I mean, I would have preferred growing up with this to my church being nothing but old women who hate me for not somehow domesticating and marrying an androphobic single mother.
>>84733375nah i couldnt date a Christian or a conservative both annoying little things
>>84733375Her after church blowjobs must be immaculate
>>84733375>that makeup>that shirtthis girl is not chaste.i think she believes that going to church can "reset her body count".
I'm putting a new baby in her each year until menopause. Provided she follows the same extremely specific flavor of Christianity as me. It's lonely being a non-denominational and anti evangelical. I stopped looking for churches when talking to the pastor revealed they were a fake church. Usually you can eliminate within three questions, five at most. Abortion, fags, women in leadership.>killing babies is maybe wrong but we turn the onhey eye>hate the sin not the sinner btw we regularly marry homosexuals in the church and celebrate pridemon month>umm ackchually *heretic shit*Fuck that, these fake churches are fast lanes to hell. They will confront you for getting a beer or wine with lunch but say nothing about letting a nonvirgin unmarried women attend services. They won't even make people cover up their sinful tattoos. I've even met so called preachers with tattoos themselves.
>>84733375Her barefoot and pregnant 24/7
>>84733550I boughted a whole Olive Garden lasagna catering pan last month and ate over half in one weekend by myself while watching grown men place padded gloves upon their fists and batter each other for moneyI still have some leftovers in the freezer>you can have some if you want
only if she is very tall
>>84733375No fuck off kys kys kys.
>>84735502Why so hostile...? What's wrong?
This is literally too good to be true. She wouldn't be dragging me to church though, I would go happily. I'll never find this, though.
>>84733375Married this. Couple of years in now with two kids. It's great. She is down for anything in bed as long as it's just the two of us. No regrets.
Guys don't actually want a religious girl...
>>84736408Stfu yes I do, more than anything. I'm waiting until marriage and I've outright rejected girls propositioning me because of it.
>>84733375>goes to church every SundayPreferrable. If she were Catholic I'd attend mass with her as well>volunteeringWhat part of this would make someone less desirable? Volunteering is great.|>listens to cringe Christian rockDepends. If all other music is disallowed, then it's a huge negative. If that's just what she'd play when she has the aux then it's perfectly fine. I listen to that sometimes. Skillet is great.>extremely chasteWould be fine with me. I don't plan on having sex before marriage.>Take Genesis 1:28 seriouslyWould depend on her defenition of seriously. If that means "have as many kids as possible", then no. Instant non-match. If it means be a good steward over your belongings, property, and have a reasonable amount of children, then absolutely. To be fruitful and reign over responsibly does not mean have as many kids as you can like a retard.>Heavy conservative valuesOnce again, depends on the definition and severity of fundamentalist. I probably wouldn't work with a very strong fundamentalist.>deep inside is a huge pervertI could probably deal with it depending on what it was.
>>84733375Yes so please give her to me
>84733375how many times are you going to make this thread you faggot
>>84733375Thats Perfect, where do I sign up for this? I am a Christian fundamentalist and go to church every Sunday and prayer hour every Wednesday. Not that any of those things would actually mean I am saved though (which I am)
>>84737009>Reformed jargon
