How to larp being a muslim?
>>84734583Just say one of their praise Allah phrases throughout your day, it's that easy.
>>84734583Learn the Kalam and some Aisha talking points
>>84734744You loook muslim.
>>84734761>You loook muslim.Huh?
>>84734583>Step out of your car middle of the road>Take out your praying mat>Pray towards the sun>Woman walks past>Throw acid in her face>Get in your car>Drive it into the local gathering of heretic women as you are a suicide bomber
>>84734583Easiest thing on earth. You only need to observe muslims since 99% of them jn western countries larp it.>act performatively outraged at the mere mention of anyone consuming alcohol>larp praying (most of them in western countries do not do it in public so you can just say you pray and call it a day)>blame any misfortune in life on people hitting you with the evil eye and the works of the shaitan>admonish others for partaking in something like usury and then secretly do it too >know the basic declaration of faith and the classic shitty words (haram, wallah, starfoullah) etc.If you're of a race where being muslim is likely and don't go into very fervent spaces like mosques no one will question it. If you're not, just say you "saw the truth" or some shit and they'll take the ego boost over being right.
Spam nasheeds, drop lots of casual inshallahs, and seethe about Israel. Pick sunni or shia and subtly sneed and jab at the other without making a strong statement(muslim mods are hyper fags about being divisive and uninclusive if it's anything not about Israel). Also avoid anything even the tiniest bit sexual, like even stuff you think is benign might get you concerned dms asking you to remove. They do not approve of k-on! or any other cgdct anime, but most shonen is ok. Larp as second gen american or british ard explain your parents were apostates but you want to come back as a hail Mary if they start seeing through the cracks.All said it's really not that difficult. Language barrier is the main one, and then the batshit unexpected quirks like no playing chess because muh idol worship. If you insist on chess use a mod that replaces the knight with a person, lance, or anything really as long as it's not an animal. Their main complaint is the little horsey piece, though some especially hardass members will maintain that its still problematic because it is traditionally played with a horse and subbing out the pieces' appearances doesn't change the underlying mechanics or history of the game.The logic, I kid you not, is the prophet PBUH once met an infidel chilling under a date tree who suggested they play a fun game. Upon losing it was determined this could only have been the result of his challenger seeking divine favor from the horse god. So he slayed the dude and spoke the hadith "thou shalt not play chess". Back then nobody wrote anything down so all the hidden commandments begin with >so and so was very cool and good because he went to the same middle school as other so and so... blahblah establish legitimacy... and recalls reciting the word of so and so who heard so and so say thou shalt not xThere are a lot of these BTW. But half the fun is apparently learning these then correcting the behavior of your brothers and sisters in sand. I enjoy talking to them.
>>84734918Good larp guide. Speaking of policing, when I was a kid I had a guy admonish me for partaking in april fools because of a hadith.
