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Write letters to parties who may or may not read them. Initials encouraged.

Still Not The General /edition/
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Crybullies, you wanna get to Her you gotta go. And not thru Meil

*daisychain for my lubberchan*
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I found your personality magnetic, and your pull undeniable.
I loved how playful you were, how opinionated and strong-willed you could be, how you would passionately speak about the things you liked, I found you so endearing.
I knew it was over when I felt myself wanting to ask you a dozen questions every time you spoke, how I wish I could protect you, how you started to consume my thoughts.
Someone who lives so far away, who isn't even capable of being attracted to me, my feelings developed in spite of these truths.
It's probably for the best that we'll never speak again, I wouldn't have been able to hold back how you make me feel, and you would have hated every second of it.
I'm disgusting, I know.
https://youtu.be/90BRvKtaHNE
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>>84734616
Crap I didn't see this. Don't I feel silly right now.
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>>84734616
nph anon, I love you <3
Now, I understand me and my body
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I should ask how Z is doing, but nah.
At this point it feels rude
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I miss you. I regret sending that email that you should never contact me again every day. I wish I could understand you and we could fix eachother. I wish you were not all bark no bite on your promises. I wish I was enough for you. I am sorry you met me.
A
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soMeone
T'is a threat, not a promise.
Yours,
Saved by the clock striking 4
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I would be so happy if you loved me but it's just another demonic trick to wring the blood from my heart.

Please have mercy Satan, Beelzebub. Who ever you may be. There's nothing left but dregs.
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>>84734616
Its not even the physical aspect about it don't understand what twists someones mind to do that as a power move. You are 50 years old and angry I don't act like a neurotypical and play your games. I'm just there to work and go home. I just don't understand why. When I don't understand something it makes me upset because I start overthinking. I feel grossed out I really just want to run away from this world and go somewhere empty
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>>84735913
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=szHBS7Npx6I&pp=ygUYZm9vbCdzIGdvbGQgcmFtYmxlciBrYW5l
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>tfw life ruined by redhead slut
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M
Thank you for the pinecone wall protection rig during the fires. Sorry I tried to scale your balcony before you lived there. Temptations were multitudinous
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>>84736065
Narc posts like this are why no one likes you Colton
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>>84734623
Fr they bojangling the "friendship" keys after #crushing all hope that's bonafide ice cold sheeesh RIP in peace to mah Jigga's teabagged corpse
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D

I hope you die
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>>84736187
Your mom and I love you very much.

Your real dad Rodriguez
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Shortly after our breakup over two years ago, I took this girl to a baseball game. It's distant now, just a memory, but I can remember thinking of you during the game. Almost every inning, even. I was still hurting from you deciding to leave me and abandon what could have been. Today I took that same girl today to a ball game. This time I felt at peace. I was just enjoying the moment the entire time. I felt so light. So unburdened. So content. We both got burned to a crisp though lol because neither of us thought to bring sunscreen even though it was at high noon. It was nice. I love her, and I'm glad things worked out as they did -- as they were probably meant.

It took me a long time to get over you. It wasn't easy. Lord knows how much I fought and worked. You'd probably take pride in that, if you knew. But I'm just glad I eventually did get over it. I'm glad I could let go of the "betrayal", let go of the resentment and the heartache. Part of me was afraid I never would, no matter how long it has been. I worried I would never be able to let go.

You weren't meant to be a permanent fixture in my life; but, irrespective of how brief our "relationship" (if you can even call it that) was, you still changed my life more than you'll ever know. You were a much needed catalyst for change. You were exactly what I needed, exactly when I needed it. I thank whatever gods or goddesses were looking out for me there. And I'll pray too that you find whatever it is you need.

I will always love you in some way. Thank you.
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>>84736007
This old dog is still waiting for you to come home A, and i have dentures now if that's what you're into.
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>>84736635
huh!? what did i do now?
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DO NOT FUCKING @ MY GIRL AGAIN. Mind your DAMN business and keep it clean. You would not like this scene if I got mean.
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>>84736213
Bro, report to the HR before you get gaped. Avoid drinks offered by this 50 yo man as well.
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>>84736719
What're ya gonna do? Gum me to death?
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@his girl (my girl now) hey bbg ;P muah wyd sexy?
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Dear M,
I see what you've done there, mixing morality and wisdom with a restless attempt at humiliating me. Well, I can't but applaud you for such an attempt: you have proven yourself capable of pinpointing almost every single thing I fear and hate about myself, and masterfully throwing them at me like a boxer throws punches.
However, if you think you've "broken" me, then I'm afraid to say I can't concede you that pleasure; for you see, my inner life has been hellish for more time than you'd think and I've had it all to torture myself with every single possible conceptual demon I could conceive; I am a fucking artist at the craft of suffering and I've drawn an extremely detailed cartography of hell. Every single injury, every single bolt you've launched passes through me, because I've already taken it.
Right now, you think you can enjoy the control you have over me, you think you can make up for your suffering via absurd pointless orders; but there are things that escape your understanding:
1) That all this is part of the plan, for it was foretold time ago.
2) That, even if (or maybe because) I'm below you in almost every other aspect of life, I have something you don't, and will not have until it's too late: I know death, its nature, and I don't fear it like you do. You can make a man who knows death follow your orders, but you can't /scare/ him like I know you'd want to. Suffice to say, if I follow your orders is because they align with my self-interest... for now. Of course, don't let this make you think I hate you; in fact I hope one day we could have a happy relationship, that is, one that we're not forced to think about (think of it as a staged play).
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>>84736871
I'm just letting you know I am a Man; all thanks to my vision of death which is probably much more clear than yours, even if through "a glass darkly" of failure and the "trash stratum" that belies every single human existence; it's thanks to the gift of death's vision that I conjure a gap between you and me, a cozy dark place where I'm free of the grasp of hysterical values, marches, signals and calls. That should make things clear.
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My lackadaisical diatribe shows I am listless and mean nothing of what I say.
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@that dudes girl
Ey Bb what you doin
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That empty space, the part of her where I reside. I love you with all me and nothing will ever change that
LoveSun
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@ing his girl

I know how to eat pussy correctly.
Also I can lift you easily.
Let's go
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>>84736833
You think I don't know who you are. Don't make me kiss you. What ever you say or think about my girl is what I WILL DO TO YOU!
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More Life Good Life Appreciate (You) Froggies. Sisu your Darkness and She Loves It
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>>84737078
Oh you're a bisexual lesbian. I like that challenge too.

Otherwise, I'd hate for you to be a gross, bald, fat, unhygienic, smelly, pubic hair covered lummox that eats cum with his gross, unkempt, 12 teeth having mouth.
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>>84737290
Say NTA fat baldy
>>84737078
Going to kick the shit out of you in ddr
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>>84737078
Hmmmm I'm thinking of giving her 1 billion dollars.
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>>84736826
No I'm going to show you how good Fixodent is ;))
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>>84736455
I see that your bladders were also multi generous in sullying my balcony floor. Was it from the smoke? The fear from seeing the smoke? Malice? Or just plain lack of disrespect for another man's property? Whichever way, I demand recompense.
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>>84734710
I am never far because I live in yo heart <3
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>>84737822
I've bought fixodent once without paying attention thinking it was just toothpaste. Took me a minute to notice.
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@84737604
You seem to lack reading comprehension.
Pathetic.
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>>84736635
Not a D but I hope I die too. Not yet though, I have people that depend on me.
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>>84737895
Hey, I only peed myself in the ward! Twice!

They made me laugh too hard!
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I know I said I love you forever and I'll never leave you but that was yesterday. I know you will move on eventually even if you think you'll be heartbroken over this forever. I mean, I already have, so why can't you?
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>>84734616
Thank you for the prayers. I responded to you flippantly but do know that your words are appreciated, treasured even. Kept in a locket with latches welded shut for my own sake, sealed with fixodent for good measure. Alrighty then.
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@anons girl
how you like them fixodent?
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>>84736187
I want to feed you peeled grapes, one by one, but you need to make it fun for me by being on your jokiest of moods. Then again, your exhausted sighs excite me - you ancient cunt.
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https://youtu.be/0V8sZZ9m3tY
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>>84738711
Nice LARP, Colton
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>>84736461
Not Colton. My initials right there
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>>84738947
Exactly what Colton would say
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>>84738931
>lurking here for ages
>still mixes up the local cast
That's some mad diss right there!
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Oh!!! Is being a member of The Local Caste a prestigious thing that would look impressive in the extracurriculars section of a resume?!?
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>>84738955
Shit you right put me down I'm an impostor :resignation:
And a bunkerbuddyfucker
And red in the face
And new to this Safespace
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Hardworking, Results-Driven 4chan shit posting extraordinaire with a Proven Track Record of Outside-the-Box assmad triggering looking to join a Goals-Focused Team where I can Contribute these mad skills toward a Holistic Approach of improving meltdown metrics and quarterly revenue.

References available upon request (ask your mom)
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Copied, but never Replicated

https://youtu.be/QlF4rhAbwyc?si=pGdRLv2NWg4ZCPhn
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>>84739081
Name at least one time you had to deal with a difficult customer
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>>84739114
I don't "deal" with difficult customers. I leverage my Problem Solving skills and hang up the phone on them. Problem solved.

That's what the fuck I do. You got problems. I solve problems. You can do what's best for yourself and hire me, or you can hire more problems. Your choice. You have my number.
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>>84739081
Just checked with my mom and she insisted on putting you on the board.
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I've lost the ability to have foresight after taking my meds, and for some reason the gangstalkers stopped.
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>>84739242
Not for me, my stalkers were real and kept at it even with the meds.
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>>84739162
>you can hire more problem
That's an enticing offer - my boys will look into that. Don't bother with giving out numbers... we got all the numbers. Turns out the "benign" branch of Palentier is not "that" benign after all, lel.
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>>84739242
No, your gangstalkers tightly monitor your drug consumption and act accordingly to mess with your head.
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>>84739268
Good one, but if that were the case, then why is my willly big and hard in the morning?
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I think I've spent 50% of the last two weeks just thinking about you after you flew out to meet your fiance. I've been running all cycle where I run these scenarios in my head and only end up with doom upon the realization that it is extremely unlikely for me to have you. Your relationship is stable because he won't change, because he isn't really capable so and because you won't let him stray out of his default configuration. You are also content with the status quo, it is survivable and that's enough and I reckon that you'll be content with this level of homeostasis. He won't ever really see you, but that's enough for you.

I have no idea what to do with my life now, just thinking about this whole situation gives me existential dread. I should cut contact entirely, but there still is an infinitesimally small chance that things might still pan out, and I still ad addiction to any form of contact with you. You would think that I have a functional life outside of you, and on the surface that does appear to be the case, but I don't. You are my reason for being and I do not know how I will reconfigure or even if I can.
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>>84739273
Morning wood happens by itself and it's triggered from testosterone peaking in the morning in men.
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>>84739361
Obviously the gangstalkers took the form of an attractive succubus and jacked me off in my sleep, but good one
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>>84738931
Interesting someone else is pointing out him narcing out. I don't see it in that post but someone did
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>>84739354
All you said in this post is you still love me and are leaving the 'fiance'
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>>84740016
I have been there before. Turns out she was cheating on the fiance with someone else and trying to pin the blame on me.
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For Mike and Mike only I am *a* C but not Colton and not larping still just oldfag oldfaggin'
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once you see that zero has a pair of green tits you can't help but to fixate on it. i don't know what keiji inafune was thinking giving him green gynecomastia but well, zero has green tits in all of mega man x canonically and that's just how it is. in the story of the first three games his body is even destroyed and rebuilt which would be a perfect opportunity to rework his image a bit but nope, still with the green tits. i much prefer his mega man zero design for this reason, he actually looks like an agile fighter with no green tits in that series as opposed to some clunky idiot with green tits. when they rebuilt zero's body in mega man x2 they made the conscious decision to give him back his green tits. fucking why.
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NT anon that deleted the thread
Pls dont kys yourself, let God's gift of forgetting do its work. Things will be ok in time.
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I wish I could be normal around you. This isn't fair.
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>>84740162
Okay are you saying you are Charlotte?
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>>84738111
Because I love you more than anything and won't get over it, I wish I had my best friend back
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>>84740568
Stop writing as me please
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To me, Little Caesar crazy bread is just normal bread. Thats how fucked up I am
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>>84738052
It always amuses me when a sub 60IQ retard accuses me of illiteracy. You didn't graduate high school dummy, please.
>>84739081
And to join this tranny discord safe space "troll" group, do I have to remove my penis like you?
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84740977
Oh you're one of those.
Kill yourself.
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>>84741103
You have to be 18+ to use this website my little rage baby femoid.
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come here rage baby my ballsack itches :( I need my testickler.
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I want to incorporate toys into the bedroom. This is Terry the T-Rex. He likes to watch.
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To the faggot that said false report, fuck you, you didn't have problems taking shit down before.
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>>84741330
You're a boot-licking faggot.
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god damn loot bicker nigged my whiter
i mean my lighter
i mean nicked
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Terry has motion activated glowing eyes and he repeats sounds he hears but distorts them
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It sounds weird when a toy dinosaur mimics your mom's moans though
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>>84741330
Mod did the right thing in response to your false report.
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I can't post my Terry fan fics because they disturbed even me. You're welcome. Ungrateful cunts.
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>>84739374
She wouldn't even touch your pp using her telekinetic powers, you weirdo.
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I miss our game of cat and mouse
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I'm so fucking lonely bros.
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>>84744086
Eh, it's aight.
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I keep making these dumb mistakes... my mind is going... I can feel it...
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Time to flex the lexicon. oomfies love that shhh
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>>84740535
Morningstar? No, a place for Best Feins for Forebin

Who here /ex-The Bubble orientaleater/

Yeah throw some Barbies to decompose in the public jenkem cubicle JMark I'm STARVING



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