What would be your advice to this guy? No luck on Tinder.
>>84734844This is how the average /r9k/ poster looks like in my head. My advice would be for an 40 year old fat single mom this is his looksmatch.
He seems like a pretty normal guy. Hard to say where he's going wrong.
>>84734844stop dressing like a toddler, stop smiling, get jaded, go to the gym, become cold, kill your sentimentality, stop giving a fuck about anyone who isnt your family or your lover, stop being a simp. get shot at a few times, focus on yourself and stop caring about constant external validation, say nigger out loud 10 times in the mirror.
>>84734844>Stop being a nerd>Dress nicely >Do fighting sportI guess that should be enough for him
>>84734844he looks terrible. nothing can help. i would just give up on dating.
https://postimg.cc/NLQwG8hgmy fat ugly bald friend got 10-15 matches a week but 80% of them were black women only tho
>>84734844don't smile so much, dress like a man and pull off that gordon freeman look
>>84734868I have his beard style. Is it over?
>>84734881did you mean to post that image lol
>>84734923Don't smile so much? Nigga every time I've posted my pic on /soc/ they tell me to smile. So which is it?
>>84734939do you have a problem with it?
>>84734844>put on some pants and some decent shoes>stop wearing graphic tees>start working out>find some glasses that fit his face better>look into hair regrowth options or potentially a hair transplant>be born handsome and without autism
>>84734904your "friend" looks like an ex-con, has a big frame, large hands.aka pussy magnet for negresses. The poor bastard
>>84734904is this guy supposed to be fat, bald, or ugly???
>>84734881Kek would probably work with getting women but not worth it
>>84734844Looks too weak so ick. Remember foids are subhuman animals not people
>>84734868>normal guyHe looks like a fucking subhuman wtf is wrong with you.>>84734904Not even the same he looks like he has muscle mass, better hair and wears better clothing's.
>>84734904Dude looks okay though
>>84734981>He looks like a fucking subhuman wtf is wrong with you.normal American/Brit/slav*
>>84734942if you already look like a ball of cotton candy the goal is to look meaner. when you look like a serial killer thats when you need to smile to look nicer. its about balance. and what the fuck is this guy smiling about anyways?
>>84734981>He looks like a fucking subhuman wtf is wrong with you.He's obviously being facetious
>>84734844Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
>>84734985Idk maybe when I was in the uk it wasn't that bad but that was 10 years ago. And not even slavs look like this, he is legit a 2/10.
>>84734904this guys easily 6'2 minimum based on his height compared to the door btw. this guys above average and youd be kidding yourself if you claim hes not
>>84734981>He looks like a fucking subhuman wtf is wrong with you.Not really. He has potential. He looks decently tall and has a pretty good frame, decent face and good beard genetics. If he gymmaxxed for a year, shaved his head, grew out his beard, and dressed better, he could do pretty well. He's an autistic nerd though so he won't do any of that. Problem here is mainly personality which causes him to look how he does.
>>84734942>>84734989 <- thisalso please never force a smile. if you're not that type of character who cannot spontanously smile, don't. It goes either way, for example if i ever try to be serious all the time in conversation i look creepy. But that's because i'm blonde with blue eyes and people want someone like that to smile.
>>84734904>https://postimg.cc/NLQwG8hgthis guy could easily abusechad his way through leagues and leagues of pussy. stop being nice to women, treat them how they want to be treated ie. like shit. the answer is right in front of (You) anon.
>>84734981Subhuman implies theres a bestial look to him like a random african nigger. Hes just repulsive
>>84734844that pose and smile he's making feels like he's imagining himself as the hero on a child's video game cover kek
>>84735006Coperino he has a weak frame legit looks more like a woman's body.>>84735028Stuf brain dead monkey look up what subhuman means.
>>84735004He's definitely not 6'2". He's around 5'10".
>>84735044It means nonhuman aka animal like hideousness like niggers. That guy looks deformed
>>84734881here he is after taking my advice. your welcome.
>>84735056No it does not you are a stupid monkey and 100 % a subhuman yourself.
>>84734974>not worth itthe worth comes from within
>>84735071note how the glasses and haircut dont fuckin matter as much as not looking like an overgrown 6 year old. at least here his balding head matches the rest of the vibe. foids know vibes so you gotta figure out how to have an attractive one.
>>84734844>What would be your advice to this guy?go door to door telling your neighbours why you are not allowed near local schools
>>84735127Holy cope why are you coping so much.
>>84735178put that same haircut on him in the original picture of him with the yellow shirt and compare what is more important, i can tell you rn the hair and glasses are not the root issue. and i have a full head of blonde hair im just being honest
>>84734844Go to the gym and pack on some muscle, dress a bit sharper because shorts, sneakers and a graphic t-shirt is gonna make him seem like a dork to most womenOther than that there's nothing wrong with him, it's just women don't notice men unless they're rich, famous or extremely good looking
>>84734844Consider doing something more productive with your time.
>>84734844Non-chad on Tinder? Yeah it's over, no point in nitpicking about bad style or glasses or balding.
>>84734881Here he is after actually taking your bizarre disconnected-from-reality advice
>>84734844I would match with him, but I like dorky guys who aren't ashamed to be dorks.
>>84735272honestly he would still be way more likely to get pussy if he looked like this, so whats your point.
>>84735272bro thinks being anything but sweet corn would make him a criminal. you can take the advice to or not i dont really give a shit tbdesu
>>84734852>>84734868>looks like a normal guyYeah, this is the average white it here. This is who you're flirting with and thirsting for non white foids. Go ahead, swipe right on them.
>>84734844I would suggest he get a hair transplant
>>84734929>I have his beard style. Is it over?You should post it. I don't think this could look good on anyone.
>>847348441. Hit the gym2. Shave that stupid shit off your head3. Change your facial hair to something non-soiy4. Ditch the soiy glasses and get contacts5. Wear decent clothes that don't make you look like a 10 year old from 19986. Get your hands out of your fuckin pockets7. Take a pic of you doing something other than showing off your Deviantart OC on the wall at a high school
>>84735288He'll be getting a lot more dick than pussy is my point.You can't exist as a person "caring about no one", "being shot at", and "screaming nigger" without repercussions.It's low level sociopath behavior, most of those people wind up in and out of prison.
>>84735417still bald and unloveable
>>84735428>reddit spacing>thinking about nigger gay sex God damn, you people are never beating the allegations. Lefties are so fucking mentally cucked.
>>84735437i struck a nerve with xim because he knows im right and hes to lazy to try. he probably wont even say nigger one single time in the mirror. kek.
>>84735272He could easily get laid with any white trash or hoodrat nog girl he wanted if he looked like this. And if he did a high-profile violent crime, tons of retarded BPD women would be sending him love letters and working on his legal case for free.
>>84735446>he knows im rightHe would have better chances with women becoming a muscular sociopath criminal, you got that part right. There's just some side effects and consequences to that kind of lifestyle you forget to mention.>UR A REDDIT TRANNY!!Nice of you to step out of your Epstein-approved message board to grace us with your wisdom. Tell us all about the virtues of being a dumb violent criminal. Weird that you encourage the use of "nigger" while supporting the most niggerish behavior possible.
>>84734904In what world is your friend fat
>>84735496epstein>got mad pussyyou>whining on an imageboard for virgins about how being abusechad makes you a loser or somethingthe winner here is clear
>>84735546its funny because all of the advice i gave is just things that helped me but there always has to be at least one person who hates the message. with every path forward there must always be an option to damn yourself and join the misery of others.
>>84734904obviously you and not your friend, but you're quite handsome and built. Might suggest a full shave of the head and some piercings to make it look like your lobes are stretched rather than just big, but that's a risk. Mirin forearms, women love forearms gj
>>84734844Dont use tinder shittiest of all the meat markets
>>84734844Go fully bald, wear less autistic clothes, and take better pictures not with his shitty art. Its that easy
>>84734844He looks like the Al from Toy Story lol. To his credit though, he isn't as fat. He's fixable. Other anons have mostly covered it. Honestly just straight cut jeans and a plain T would go very far here, provided they fit well.
>>84734844He should use hinge, the women there are ugly and desperate.
>>84735546epstein>dead and universally hatedme>alive and anonymousLife's good. But keep envying a deranged kike, kek.
>>84734844>>84734868He doesn't really look attractive at all. Plus he's clearly looks too much of a nice guy, and lacking confidence. That's why he's not getting bitches.
>>84735071>>84735127He looks pretty good on his own but I think the $6 million penthouse apartment background adds a lot of aura lol
>>84734881>>84735071Not what women are attracted to at all. Faking it won't do anything and even if he gets there, he'll be the rich guy with no bitches. His bald head just doesn't look good. If those pics at the top were Chad women would like them.
>>84735933You>long life, uneventful, sexless, no money>forgotten about the day you expireEpstein>short lived, more sex in one weekend than your entire life, drug fueled parties with the elites on a private island, go out with a death that is still enveloped in mystery to this day>talked about for years after his death, possibly decades
>>84736449So if Epstein was so le heckin badass according to you, what's preventing you from going out and molesting some kids so you end up reviled and probably get shanked in prison due to being a chomo?
>>84736479>yea I'm not disputing im a sexless boring loser with no money but why don't YOU epsteinmaxxBecause I don't have the charisma of an old-school jewish new yorker anon. But you don't see me coping about how much more of a chad epstein was like you are. It's like the fox with the grapes, if the grapes were exotic experiences you could never hope to taste.
>>84734844hit the gymlose the glassesshave it off, it's not going to grow back bro. accept itdress older than 10-y-o. a nice suit or a button up shirt with jeans if that's too formaldon't show teeth when smilinglose the gay ass goateeand finally buy a gun for when you make all these changes and still dont get any poon because pussy has never been easy to get, or hard
>>84734844>Norwood 6 hairline at 27>terrible 2000's era glasses>s0i reddit beard>zero sense of style>wearing graphic tees>bizarre and poor looking art>college student at 27>job as an "artist" in the year 2026>DYEL physique>noodle arms>cringe interests such as Disney and "foodie"This dude is never gonna get a crumb of pussy in his life unless he makes some MAJOR life changes. It never even began for him. I'm a damn incel myself and this looks horrible even to me.
>>84736395>faking it>rich guyanybody can change their mindset, get fit, put on a nice shirt pants and shoes, a watch and take a nice picture in a lounge. PLENTY of women his age would go after him if he looked like the version i added. by the time hes done improving himself hes mid 30s and 2/3rds of men are balding by then. easy fix, shave it, get implants, wigmaxx. its over for him and it never even began but he can make the most of the rest of his life if he puts in the effort.
>>84736509Anon, you're the one projecting about what a loser you are and how much you love and envy Epstein. I've already said I like my life and don't envy Epstein. I don't want to emulate him. You're the one who wants to. This is a (You) problem, and you should probably do some soul searching.
>>84734852his looks match is some 5/10 foid with a shitty job.
can you do well on dating apps if you aren't visibly jacked/shredded? i'm 6'2 and my face is decent but i've never been able to escape dyel mode because my depression saps my appetite. i'm not as skinny as I used to be but I've never weighed more than 175lbs
>>84735071So the advice is wear slack and a dress shirt everywhere and try to get rich?
>>84736672you have to max out every stat you possibly can because you are competing with no lifes, pay 2 win, and people with better spawn stats than you. if you have to ask if a stat needs a lvl up then the answer is yes.
>>84734844"I drink snoylent" phenotype
>>84736711that not exactly the advice i gave but its a start
he has no redeeming quality and is undeserving of love
>>84734844>>84734868I don't really understand the problem. He looks normal imo?
>>84736730Well most of it was "Become alpha, violence, be an asshole, never smile beta." type of shit and I get the work out part, but what does not dressing like a toddler mean? Is wearing shorts at all like a toddler? Is it having brightly colored clothes? Graphic tees? What do you wear in the summer heat?
>>847348441. Get testosterone checked and get on TRT2. Focus on upper body strength, women are drawn to large arms first and foremost3. Eat a high fat, moderate protein, low carb diet low in plant materials4. Acquire the tools to shave your hair bald at home and maintain a smooth head5. Acquire and wear clothes of distinct cleanliness and style of the modern era, do not wear graphic t-shirts in your profile images and make sure your clothing is immaculate. Your footwear is important.6. Delete your dating apps for 90 days and focus on the self-improvement in that timeframe. Once the 90 days are up, you may make the new profiles, resetting your bad ELO to baseline, allowing the new you to show through. 7. Purchase the services of a professional photographer to take dating profile pictures, hire extras of lower attractiveness to you to play the role of friends in the pictures. 8. Workshop a funny and interesting bio with friends or a writer. It needs to be unique and able to spark a conversation, as only interested women will see it, it will get your foot in the door.9. Study how to use dating apps effectively! Don't swipe on every woman you see. Keep in mind that every woman you swipe has a chance of lowering your ELO if done without care. If you can't get a match after a week, delete your account and try again in 90 days, continuing to focus on improvement. Premium services are a scam. 10. Looks are all that matters. If you can't see yourself as being worthy of a woman, others will judge you the same. Keep improving until that's no longer the case.
>>84734881>turn yourself into a piece of absolute shit to get womenI'll stay single and laugh as they freeze their eggs and then die alone or as single moms, thanks
>>84734844As a foid my advice to him is... don't. Just don't.
>>84736923>growing up and being a man is being a piece of shit>masculinity is toxicidk what to tell you then enjoy it fren
>>84736792>but what does not dressing like a toddler mean?what i meant by that is he is wearing adult sized clothes that are sold in the children section of target>Is wearing shorts at all like a toddler?no there are good shorts he can wear. golf shorts are good. plastic gym shorts are not. Is it having brightly colored clothes? Graphic tees?i personally avoid brightly colored clothes and go for natural tones, i focus on materials, and textures for variety. Some people like brightly colored clothes, and there is a way to pull them off but it isnt my personal style. Graphic tees are almost always a no go. I own zero graphic tees.>What do you wear in the summer heat?in the summer i prefer to wear linen button downs with rolled sleeves and golf shorts. i dont particularly like polos for myself.i would recommend popular classics, they are classic for a reason. check out different aesthetics like ivy league prep for example. there are a lot of mature styles to choose from
>>84737204changing the style makes a big difference
even htn's are having a rough time on tinder in the last couple years, what are oofy doofys thinking?
>>84734881this is good advice if you're an ugly guy, dont walk around smiling like a fucking chump
>>84737252Gaymin' JFK needs some cool tats.
>>8473484427? He looks like a mid-30s millennial numale.College? He's 3 years from 30.His fit is autistic.
>>84734844Shave head. Wear jeans. You should have 5 or 6 of your best photos max. Don't show off your nerd hobbies, it's fine to talk about them or mention them, but showing them is not going to be interesting to anyone but hardcore niche nerds. If your job is cool, show it off, if not go on a hike and take pictures. Also stop being desperate but that's an entire topic on it's own. If he did all that, he would match with someone he would really like, maybe even fall in love. Worked for me.
>>84734844His female peers are having more fun playing the Chad roulette, hoping one of them eventually sees her as something more than a fun night (spoiler: it won't happen).I seriously think that 5/10 guys and below should just give up, it's seriously not worth the effort (if at least women's quality was good enough to justify the endless grind, hoping for a miracle, but that's not even the case).
>>84734844The black pill. Someone like him would be happily married before feminism was allowed to break free.
>>84734844Just be a 1 in a billion ultragigachadIt's so easy....uhhhhh.....idk.
>>84736621I don't think any amount of wealth or improvement to one's mindset can save having an unaesthetic head that makes anyone turn the other way. However, if he focused on improving his facial attractiveness besides just fitness, like wearing a wig, getting cosmetic surgery, it would get somewhere. As it stands, he simply would not cut it for Tinder.
>>84737252looks like fucking altman, dont tell me theyre related
>>84737332Hi there immigrant. Please stop trying to force your obscure incel forum terminology here. Thanks
>>84734844Well number one putting yourself down as an artist right off the bat, means that you're a broke piece of shit liberal. Doesn't help that you look like a week broke piece of shit liberal fucking nasty idiot
>>84737799See if women weren't spiritually bankrupt and weren't vanity chasing whores we would have to say stupid shit like spend hundreds of thousands of dollars under the knife to receive the "love" of a woman. Our separation of goodness has brought us here. It's unnatural and it's evil.
>>84737919NTA but you sound very faggy. I think you are a fag, troon, or maybe a foid. Anyways we incels were here first nigga. I also won't believe you've been here since 2008 or something so don't even try that shit with me. Go back to Crystal Cafe where you belong.
>>84734844>>84734868Graphic Tee and dork look only works in the PNW
Jesus christ. I'm 28 and people still think I'm in college.
>>84737984You're a tourist at best. Lurk moar faggot, as they say
this board is full of brown normalfags now what the fuck happened
>>84738004Well, you came from TikTok. With white birth rates plummeting, of course you'd be brown.
>>84737673>>84736528>>84734881>bro just wear a suit and go to the gymDo people really believe that, because ibn do both (suit is mandatory in my industry) and ive never ever had even a single match or girl be into me ever.
