why do people get so buthurt when someone puts more than 1 minute of effort into their outfit? especially zoomies who can't imagine not pulling up in fucking sweats or leggings
>>84739306the hipster look is so cringey doe
>>84739306I like to where what is comfortable I will only dress up for a special occasion
>>84739306As someone who dresses like an audacious faggot, I can say with absolute certainty it isn't the effort you're putting in, its the way you're doing it. If you're dressing like the pic you posted, they aren't getting smarmy with you because you put effort in, but because you are choosing to associate with being an insufferable, self absorbed piece of shit end-stage hipster specifically.
>>84739306is this like a triple turncoat thing? are you a zoomer pretending to be a millennial pretending to be a zoomer? r9k sucks so much dick when this place dies I hope you fall into a grooming discord channel
>>84739343this isn't really a hipster look it's more of a folk rock thing. hipsters would make fun of stomp clamp hey music>>84739327i don't really leave my apt these days>>84739316it's not hipster
Hipster used to man so many things in 2004. Pic related is from the hipster handbook which I think came out in 2000. The distilled down bearded glasses "hipster"was actually just white normie liberal style circa 2014, when the hipster thing has already been dead for years. Normies take so fucking long to catch up and then point and sneer at THEMSELVES. Hipster is just the 90s culture taken to a logical conclusion. It was about combining all the subcultures into one mashup, knowing fucking everything, and doing cocaine. Simple as. Stomp Clap Hey Arcade Faggot stuff ain't it and never was bruh lblud
Oh here's the picture. We had sexy hipsters, wigger hipsters, gay hipsters. You don't even know bruhWatch theburg.tv that was hella tight
Yeah nah, this is hipster as fuck. The only thing its missing is the flannel.
I've always looked at it like this. You shouldn't take anything normies have to say to heart because they are all brainwashed cattle. Remember, normies think the nigger is the epitome of cool. A 30 year old man with his pants below his ass is cool. Always remember that before you think to listen to normie criticism on ANYTHING at all. Brainwashed golem.
>>84739369stomp clap hey is not folk rock. it is hipster music.
>>84739630i think a lot of it had to do with *that* article about hipsters being the dead end of western civilization
>>84739660lumineers, of monsters and men, mumford and sons, passenger, whatever you can think of, are not bands that people who are trying to be cool would listen to. and all of those artists absolutely are trying to be folk-y. hipster music is shit like panda bear and odd future
>>84739343>but because you are choosing to associate with being an insufferable, self absorbed piece of shit end-stage hipster specifically.This
>>84739711>hipster music is shit like panda bear and odd futureLCD Soundsystem and The Strokes are the epitome of the true hipster peak. If you weren't doing coke and fixing girls with greasy hair in Brooklyn you weren't there. Odd Future lmao no way zoomie.If you didn't do cocaine you weren't hipster btw. Fuck off with the folk rock latte sipping suburban bullshit
>>84739730pic rel is an example so levying such a claim at the rest of my post is completely unwarranted
>ITT: Anon discovers everyone thinks he's a hipster and tries to semantics his way out of it
>>84739744>the strokes are hipsteruh, no. further i don't think 2010 is really zoomer territory
>>84739764i won't lie, i do love me some 200 dollar jeans
>>84739765>>the strokes are hipster>uh, no.Are you retarded? They were THE hipster band.Go read Meet Me In The Bathroom if you need the history lesson.Hipster culture peaked in 2007 according to me. 2014 was the latest millennial kids and the start of zooming
>>84739802the strokes are way too popular to be a hipster band. hipsters listen to stuff you've never heard and wouldn't like
>>84739306>Allegedly cares about fashion and grooming>Posts fashion and grooming that hasn't been relevant for over a decadeYeah... okay.
>>84739814>the strokes are way too popular to be a hipster band. hipsters listen to stuff you've never heard and wouldn't likeYou are fucking clueless!
>>84739820i'm still rocking the suspenders.
>>84739822i mean, if you mean the people in the band are hipsters then sure
>>84739827Then people aren't "butthurt" they just think you look stupid.
>>84739839You have no idea what you're talking about, just autistically repeating your specific definition. Ask an LLM I'm not your mommy
>>84739865they have every right to, i'm balding
>>84739867make a thread on /mu/ and find out for yourself
>>84739630Arcade fire isn't stomp clap hey, that's like saying the strokes is landfill indie just because they were instrumental for ushering each niche of hipsterdom. Also the strokes were more normie when Funeral came out, it truly was indie not just in the financial circumstances of its production but also it in its aesthetic even if it homogenized the indie into just 'the arcade fire sound' later on.
>>84739874the strokes is in fact gay landfill indie
>>84739870The Hipster UniformBefore "hipster" meant beanies, flannel, and thick-rimmed glasses, it was entirely defined by the band's thrift-store aesthetic. The early hipster look copied The Strokes piece for piece:Skinny jeans (which were incredibly hard to find for men at the time and often bought from women's sections)Vintage sports tees and ironic graphic shirtsBeat-up denim or leather jacketsClassic Converse or VansLLM ^>>84739874I'm saying Simp Cuck Gay sounds like arcade Fire, not that arcade Fire was that.I do think funeral in 2004 really made everything twee and the sleezy indie hipster thing started to veer towards the wholesome bearded gayness. Which is a problem because zoomies think that's what was happening. Fucking retarded. But to be fair the entire thing was gay and if it's misremembered by zoomies watching YouTube explainers then okay
>>84739899bet you wouldn't dare say this to my face or i would seethe at you really hard
college culture is like nigger culture in my opinion, they really value smoking weed and drinking and being degen and getting As they're like a satanic cult.
>>84739900idk about that anon, i just had a look at some photos of them from the early 2000s and i don't see any skinny jeans and in a lot of them they're wearing sport jackets and ties and stuff
>>84739913it's the ugly truth they're indistinguishable from each other. they're what if arr rook same was a sound.
OP here, i just find the OP image gut bustlingly funny and wanted to post it. and i will be posting it a lot more in the near future
>>84739306Im a poorfag and I wish to dress like this guy. He looks confident and sharp.
>>84740028ts got me farting and slapping my belly xD im such a gassy person
>>84739900The thing is Arcade fire doesn't sound like stomp clap hey at all except maybe the movie version of Wake Up. And no, Indie Sleaze(tm) enjoyed even more mainstream success after Funeral, that's how you get an indie landfill station in GTA, kesha and party rock anthem. These two were co-existing with ea other, hipster beardos just outlasted them for a bit. It's not one thing veering into another.
>>84739306The virgin 2000s "authentic" hipster VS The 2010s Stomp Clamp Hey chad
>>84739306Dressing up is a very feminine thing to do. Women obsess over their own appearance because they know their social value is based on how they look. With guys however, although facial harmony and height still matter (I'm not bluepilled), it's also based on masculinity, being useful, and having a good amount of income.Moreover, caring about how others perceive you is just in general an unattractive trait. At least when it's women, it's normal because of that first thing I mentioned. If a guy does this, it screams insecurity and shows he's not capable of facing the world. For that, I respect more a normal looking guy that knows cars and DIY stuff than a guy whose focus is his appearance.