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Friday nite pub edish
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Garn full scale on these arab shafts tonight oh aye my botty is getting juicy as fuck x
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Not a bad looking boozer
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Evening de lats and evening de lats it friday it beer time x
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Keeping it positive vibes only tonight x
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pub with de lads
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Still 6 or so hours of his daily 4chan stint left then bed and do it all again tomorrow
What a life
>You'll be here to read it all
No
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Yousef won't come pub. Not on really after I let him use and abuse my cheeks x
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Are Henreh is with the angles now
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>>84743147
I bet he eat haribo on the sly though lid
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Henreh lights teh way
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>>84743087
That place looks decent desu.
Saturday afternoon pint and a burger.

Sober night for me tho. Got to renovate the new house.
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I remember years ago back in uni this one lecturer had to spend 20 solid minutes trying (and ultimately failing) to explain the concept of resolution in optics to someone in my class. I remember that was the moment that cemented the fact that yeah some people aren't cut out for this university thing in my mind.
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>>84743093
Classic helper style if I dare say so x
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A LIFE
A VOICE
HE CANNOT BREATH
NEVAH 4GET ARE HENREH
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Got a haircut and beard trim at the local Turkish barbers. They do a good job in there and they're nice lads.
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>>84743186
Post IMG_6977
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>not an Anthony Head edition

reeeeee
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>>84743172
I don't know what that means to be honest with ya lid
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AI slop is making thickos even thicker
Doomed we are
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>>84743093
Sound treble lush doesn't it
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>>84743192
Easy explanation lad:
>Save to photos on phone
>IMG increments
>Post from photos on phone
Am in the car so computer is not here
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Had to find halal lube for the lids telling you it isn't easy to find x
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We going for 12x lush before midnight. It new territory.
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>>84743216
I wasn't trolling mate I was asking to see the image you saved in between the other two lol don't worry about it
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>>84743223
No, we need more. We need infinity lush.
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>>84743186
Le ironic working class speech. Proper 2015 cringe.
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Will stroke my cock to Emily Head tonight as she grieves the loss of her father. To completion. With maximum spafferinos.
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Will be samefagging heavily this thread so I don't look Youless lol xx
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>>84743234
You mean Carly, Si?
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Had me first haircut since January and at age 32 it finally looks like I'm starting to go bald. Fucks sake.
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>listening to the Scott Pilgrim vs. the World OST
>notice this

poor Crash and the Boys ;_;
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Making it my goal to get at least 10 (You)s a day.
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Gunna go build some flat pack book cases. Boring as fuck but has to be done
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>>84743220
Corr where'd you find that?
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Smelly coriander flavoured lube for the lids x
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>>84743252
It's a worthy goal my lad my lad
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>>84743245
Yes. In a 2010s dress.
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>>84743243
That is infinity LUSH xx
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Getting cold feet about another bumsesh with Yousef and the lids. Garn have a few jars to loosen the botty up and put my mind at ease then get down to business, it a hard life but someone has to do it x
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>>84743216
>Am in the car so computer is not here
Where is your mum driving to?
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The youless wonder settling in for another night shift of twoll posting for no engagement lol
What a life
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Creamy muck muck spaffington
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>>84743290
And you are here for another night to react to it all live and in the mix for our entertainment :)
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>>84743307
And it all on for free x
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Just got one more (You) off the twoll mong than he will get in the whole thread
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>I'm a grim lonely man child so you must be :)
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Free entertainment from the reactmong on tap x
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>i d.d.dont g.et yous but I g.get r.r.r.rreactions
>y.y.you reacted
SAD
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More free entertainment it lush x
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I wonder what the lads that were in your school classes are doing now.
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Right, bumsesh starting soon
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Keep provoking each other it lush x
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You've not done your other daily personas, gimmicks and bait the last couple of threads lad
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12 hours, 35 posts, no yous. LMAO
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HHL being found half cut and in the buff by mum after she tracked his phone behind the dodgy baccy shop
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35 posts we know of, how many samefag and seethe an bait posts that also failed to get a (you)
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Spag bol for tea, you?
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>>84743374
One before that he did 50 odd posts for 2 or 3 yous lol. Saddo.
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Move aside sprogless wagies. 2026 is the year of youless twolls.
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Yousef finished in double quick time wow he didn't last 30 seconds in my wussy tonight. I been trying tightening exercises and they must be working I got that tight wussy x
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>>84743401
He twoll all day
He get no yous
He refresh the page
Theres no reply
LMAO
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There is at least one nonce in this thread right now.
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Mandem active n ting
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>>84743425

based lad on it today
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Lollybobs on a fume x
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More free entertainment x
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Quick lid start replying to yourself generic "it lush" posts so it looks like you get engagement lol x
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what's even going on lads
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>>84743441
"It lush" i"t lush" "it lush" "it lush" x
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>More free entertainment x
Pipe down Youcel
I dont accept replies or acknowledgements from losers who don't get yous lmao
Whoahahahahahahaha x
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>>84743093
Could someone PUHLEASE pump HelperLad's boy pussy and jab his pleasure button till his boy clitty spurts its milk everywhere! It's the only way to get him to shut up.
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Maybe switch to one of your other online characters you've done to death and bored everyone with will get you some engagement
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>>84743441
stunning and brave post de lid lad lod if i do dare say so x
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It very obvious and very funny x
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What a shit thread. See you lads in a couple days.
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If I get angry at the troll they'll stop
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>>84743456
I'm just mining n crafting, not too sure what you lot are up to. Actually I'm skinning up as well, and sod it let's have an choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
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12 hours begging for yous and he gets nada lmao x
That stings
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Bastard won't even give me a lift home. Gonna be waddling home like a fucking penguin now my arse is so blown out. It not rite.x
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If I say you are angry or otherwise emotionally challenged then I have won
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Where have all the personalities gone?
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Keep performing matey. Maybe the next one will get you that (You)!
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>>84743501
Heard one was a snitch, the entire familia was massacred, 10+ years of britfeel history gone in a day. Had to be done though. Leave no witnesses x
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I'm playing my special 4chan game in my head that only I know is being played and only I know the rules to. I win all the time :)
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>>84743536
Hi Sean you alright mate? x
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>>84743536
tell me the rules
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>>84743288
Dunno. Not seen her in over a year. She lives 300 or so miles away.
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haven't posted here since last October.

What's shippy and helperlad up to? and is mini back yet?
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DVDs 'n Dollies
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Thinking about the time Yousef gave me a ride home and he asked me to wank him off as a fuel payment x
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>Yousef
The only You you'll be getting any time soon lmao
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>>84743489
nice one pal. it an ethical quandary, but killing the villager was the right thing to do (and if not, we'll all just turn a blind eye...)

get the topside of your base looking good next, lad. you can't still have a mud hut when you're rocking armour and bringing home wolves and neighbours (what must they think?)
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THAT video starring Sean Allan x
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>>84743584
Must've been a short journey hows much do you usually charge
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which one will live to see 2030, /britfeel/?
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Smoking ganja
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>>84743632
Treble double lush x
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One of my posts on 4chan is now used on Twitter as a response image. Weird seeing it all the time.
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>>84743602
I live under that, it's not got a door or anything there, that's just teh mound. Just got back with the cutting stone now to have ready for when I get some bits from mining. But have to repair the fence now, as a bastard creeper blew me up when I was waiting for the cat to go in the gate.
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Garn find my g-spot with me new tax payer funded dragon dildo x
Wagies fuming x
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>>84743602
Forgot pic didn't I?, aye.
Even lined the microshite text up.
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>>84743623
I'd love to see him in BLACKED tbqh



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