when was the last time you kissed someone?hard mode: not a family member
>>84763444>anikimeme.gifdon't have it saved but
what do you get out of this stuff? baiting incels in this way? i mean you know the inhabitants of this board and you know how the way you word your post makes one feel. what has brought you here?
>>84763444never in my life not even family
>>84763444Uh, something is off about that image.
my friends little sister gave me a new years kiss like 4 years ago
>>84763444uhh 2 months ago when I made out with my guy friend (it's insanely awkward now and we don't talk anymore)the next day I asked him if he wanted to go on a date and he ignored me :[
>>84763444a tranny. 2017
>>84763444>last time you kissed someone?10 years ago>family member25 years ago
>>84763444Never received, never given.
>>84763444Not a family members? Not sure it counts as a "kiss". I wouldn't count it as such. But whatever.>be me>8yo or so>summertime>family vacationing as usual spot with parents' friends>their friends brought their own kids too>1 girl my age rest are in their mid teens>hang out those days because nothing better to do>girl starts opening up>starts explaining kissing to me>tfw I'm too autistic to know about it>doesn't want to do a French kiss but a quick kiss no tongue>I'm not that autistic so I take it>arrange to meet in my room after dinner>you sure anon?>yes?>does the act>lips touch for a barely half a second>walk away>never get to meet like that as kids>we're both in our 20s now countries apartI don't remember it. Maybe I should've. I still call myself a KHHV because this doesn't emulate human contact in the same way and the other 3 letters do apply for certain. The only things I know about kissing is from movies and videos. Maybe one day I'll have a gf and be able to do all those things in the OP image. Until then I remain without contact from the opposite sex.
march 27th.before that, never.after that, probably never again.2 hours later she said we couldn't date because she was afraid of hurting me and i saw her run off with a girl.
>>84763444KHV should be the bare minimum to post here.But to thread topic, never, family stuff does not count, but by family maybe 30 years ago, they learned quick that I dont like it and stoped.Also hugs.
>>84763444Today. Not a family member? Never.
>>84763444I'm a 30 year old khhv unless you count my imaginary girlfriend. I project her essence onto a pillow and do all sorts of affectionate and sexual things to it. I put a vaguely head-shaped mound of fabric on one end of the pillow so I could kiss her and attach a mouth/throat sex toy to it. I've added a lot of other stuff too like silicone breasts with a volume equivalent to 34DD, a thing to squeeze the midsection of the pillow to create a waist shape, etc. The pillow can also hug me back with fake arms. I planned to add a hip sex toy to it, but at that point there would be too much weight for the pillow to stay together. I would have to move onto another material. I don't feel like doing all that work, but my desire for love, affection, and sex is so great that I might do it one of these days. It would be great to have a full sex doll
>when was the last time you kissed someone?my grandmother, a couple of months ago>hard mode: not a family memberit was an attempted kiss but I went on a Tinder date with a girl, we took a walk at the park by the lake, we were sitting on a bench and I tried to kiss her but she was like no
>>84764173Annon, why you have stuff like that vid saved unless you are related to one of them?
>>84764194idk, I saved it from here, I think. I just thought it was kind of funny, the girl on the right's reaction when the other girl tried to kiss her againwhy, what's wrong with it?
>>84764242anon thinks that you're a PEDOPHILEhe thinks you touch yourself to videos like those
>>84764242I just think its kinda weird to have stuff of kids that are not "yours" unless its a fail vid or something cute with animals.
>>84764287Nobody said that.But its sure to be considered when I show up at his house with tape, chloroform and a noose.
>>84763444Last time I kissed a woman was 4 months agoLast time I kissed a non-prostitute was 2012
>>84764322Why would you do that and what kind of disgusting hooker lets her clients kiss her.Not even the most vile meth whore does that.
>>84763444A couple of weeks ago, I attempted to kiss a prostitute on the lips. I succeeded, but it was more of a peck.
>>84763536congrats, now you're a used up whore.
>>84763444I never got blasted drunk and tried to kiss my mom. Lmao. Never
>>84764338Kissing is actually a very sought out and somewhat gated service with working girls. Whether its massage girls or escorts out of an agency, kissing either costs a lot extra or its something a girl doesn't provide at all. But Johns seek it out frequently
>>84764361idc i won't tell my future bf
>>84764392Yes sure but why would you want to kiss somone who had a dozen nigger dicks in her mouth 5min ago?
>>84764674If you haven't felt that lonely before then you don't belong here.
>>84764674Sex workers are probably more clean than the average foid while still consuming the same amount of dick and balls in their mouths
>>84763444I don't even remember, i've only kissed like 2 people in my life (mom and dad), strangely, I've probably never even kissed my mom, female friends of the family have kissed me as greeting once in a blue moon and this girl at my shcool did so as well in the cheeks but thats about it
what did you just call me?>https://youtu.be/fw_CKj7MgzI?si=FIaZpA1w98Qg87sm
>>84765685Actually, when I was a small toddler I used to approach random girl toddlers about my age on the supermarket and kiss them on the lips abruptly but again, thats about it
>>84763444Last time was when I briefly had a gf in December 2012 and we made out during a movie. Also received a random kiss from a stranger at a bar New Years Day 2020 but it wasn't on the lips so maybe that doesn't count.
>>84763444I had an old greek lady pull my head down and kiss me on the cheek (I am 6'2) after I pointed to an icon of saint sisoes standing over the grave of alexander the great and asking about it. It just happened and I was very uncomfortable because I didn't expect it. Other than that I cant think of any
>>84763444Uhhh like 2nd grade I think?
>>84763444my first kiss was when i was 7 years old. nobody ever kissed me again
I haven't really given this any thought but I get the feeling nurturing kisses are cute
I kiss my dog on the head everyday, but otherwise, it would have been January of this year, when I kissed my Brazilian girlfriend in Recife.
>when was the last time you kissed someone?Neck kissed my last escort a few weeks back. Kissed my last regular one back in 2017. Even GFE ones aren't into deep kissing.Deepest kisser I ever had was a Japette student I paid for sex back in 2011. She actually kissed me like she wanted me. I felt like a Chad for an hour. Sadly, most of my paid sex (my only sex) has been underwhelming, which is why I never get raging hard or cum when fucking; only when jerked off with lube. Never felt desired in my life, always skeeved. I'm so mentally ruined by lifelong inceldom, it kills my arousal. Can't even get myself off.Sad thing is that I can be very physically affectionate, but no civilian foids are interested. Therefore I have that autist/incel wall around me.I'm not much of a family kisser. A year before her sudden death, my mother expressed disappointment that I never kiss her.We would hug, of course. I miss her. All my family is gone now, so no more hugs.
