waaaan anndad an eaaaaathaaaay edition
and away weee go de lids
>>84768174Darts is not a real soprt
helpers guts gunked, rammed by starmers roided up 4 inch bulldyke clit
The wife has asked what I want for Father's Day but honestly I don't really want anything, definitely not some token trinket, waste of money that I'll never use. Frankly want to say to her that if she wants to give me something nice and make me feel appreciated she can give herself an enema and we can have a little anal romp around. Don't imagine she'll find the sentiment as nice as me though.
>>84768192darts is the best sport, fuck all that running around in a field, nice warm pub, cold pint and your mates, sorted
My hopes for this new edition:>more HelperLad posts about him getting bummed by foreigners>a sneaky wink-wink reference to an old dead gimmick but without going as far as trying to revive it>some nice OC pics of the great british outdoors>minimal seething>any discussions taking place have a quality at least one standard deviation above the britfeel norm>SOME LUVERLY LASS ARSES COOOORRRRRR
A 24yo lass who works in greggs.
Morning de lads. It Monday x
Asking a deano to fill me up behind the working mens club x
Would be questioning myself having a marketing masters and working for a dying kids charity. Surely can't be paying that much.
>>84768229does she work at the tilde?
Wonder that happened to rotheranon
>>84768214The new standard for a feel street bread
Obscure turkish vidya
Me? Garn meet up with the mosque lids soon xShan't be falling asleep all afternoon and dreaming about wantus and well endowed Ghanaians again x
>>84768279I mean it monday after all eh de lid? x
>>84768238I don't know where that is. Sorry lad.
helper getting his boipucci plugged with whatever purple aki can find on the ground behind the tesco bins
Imagine going to Sports Direct and a cute twenty something lass gets your trainers ready.
Why is /g/ so obsessed with "glowies"?
Hate that cancer presenter on BBC. Thinks she's so good at it yet had "brain fog" in a live interview once.
>>84768301its just one paranoid anon who makes that his personal mission.
>>84768314Other countries don't do this kind of shite. Just imagine how pathetic somewhere like China must consider us to prioritise this kind of insane wank. China has problems, but it's a real country doing real things. Britain is a fake country where people are made television presenters purposefully because they have some kind of defect and the rulers of the country consider it moral to shove that in the face of normal people. Like actual insane inverted moral hierarchies.
>>84768301What is a glowie?
>>84768353A guy that glows
>>84768353its when you get a blowie from a grandma
Reckon Ruth gives toothy blowjobs
the few hours before work are the worst
We all float down here and wait for the tide to take us away
>>84768353Somebody that works for a government agency or NGO.And also those 2 who pushed the teletext thing yesterday.They're probably scraping this.
>>84768422i was reading IT but i stopped because its a very long a slow paced book, maybe i'll pick it back up
There was one big wantu and I was wupping his walls during the throatpie x
>>84768435>They're probably scraping thiswhy? there's nothing on britfeel except inane ramblings and impotent seeth
>>84768459Oh well then, that's that sorted then.What next? let's solve world peace issues.
>>84768465>let's solve world peace issuesnah, not my problem
>>84768474You're right, fuck it, let it all burn.
Need a fanny pressed on my face ASAP
have you ever met a real upper class person?
>>84768516You need to be proactive, sat there waiting for a fanny to be pushed on your face, when you have a face that can be pushed into a fanny.
>>84768435>They're probably scraping this4chan has been getting scraped long before teletext anons and will be getting scraped long after
my brother is going to have surgery where they remove a piece of his skull. it gnarly.
>>84768570What's wrong with him x
>>84768550Ok, so just accept it? Weird.This is why the world is as it is, people on here aren't much different to the faggots in IRL.Nothing we can do.
>>84768570does he get to keep it? he could get it carved into something it would be metal as fuck
it would be really easy for a famer to get away with murder>in the middle of nowhere so no witnesses> access to guns>could feed the body to pigs
>>84768603Why are you fantasising about murdering someone?
>>84768630im not its just a thought i had
Garn mosques in ten xFarooq picking me up today x
No guys, come and use my site to browse 4chan, so I can see all your details.Glowing cunt.
>>84768578he has trigeminal neuralgia, also known as the suicide disease because it's so painful. poor bugger. the surgery should relieve the pain though.>>84768585unfortunately it sounds like they put it back once the surgery is done
Just be a bit wary lads, yeah.
>>84768627Not clicking that m8
Anybody with port defender been on THAT site?
>>84768627The other site lets you pick any board and any thread can you make yours do that please rather than telling us what we can and can't see
morning friends. a beautiful day outside today.you could call it a 'sex arse' day. the sort of day a Mackem might like to get sex-arsed on.*winks at >>84768214*
>>847686834chan does that.Stop helping the glowies make it better to steal your IP.
/r/ing that someone else takes over that 'britfeel' domain name.i don't know or care about /int/ or /pol/. this isn't the same project i was mildly interested in two days ago.
reminds me of the time my local butcher's branched out and decided it was also a patisserie (post no. referencing this, as proof, available on request).not their place. they learned too late what the local community would and would not accept from them.
>>84768697Most here are on all 3 at least 2. Sorry you're just finding out.
Never click random links in britfeel
Why did this mong suddenly decide posting cats is now his trademarked gimmick and its just allowed? Attention seeking clown
>>84768733catlad is sound
>>84768739He is called ketmong and he wasn't a cat poster for 99% of his posting career until he copied soundspacker and discovered it gets attention
>>84768725>Sorry you're just finding out.thanks lad. i'm sure i'll come to terms.>>84768739thanks lad. i'm also dogposter, popmusicposter, whiteunitposter, baddrawingsposter, Farscapeposter, postieposter, and imagelessposter.this 'avatarfag' stuff is tricky business, i tell you.
>>84768766You said yourself you always hated cats and even hated Caturday (like, as a concept... its existence) which is one of the most psychotic statements I've ever heard btw. Then you suddenly take it upon yourself to be "the cat guy" on britfeel because youre getting a bit full of yourself. Never seen such a cynical ploy to be a known gimmick user. You don't own this thread pal or push your weight about telling anyone what to do. Consider yourself told.
Little lads get one gimmick off the ground and forget their place.
>>84768789What gimmick is it today lad?
>oh but now im catlad, im the cat man, when you see it's a cat you know its me and you better listen, theres a pic attached so you know its me posting not the usual riff raff
>>84768798Pipe down seethemong.
>>84768627What's the pencil symbol for
>Mental breakdown>Move to the middle of nowhere 2 years ago>Live in a cottage>Windy, cold, rainy every day>Old boomer couple next door hate me>They throw food into the field every evening for a year>Attract rats>They poison them and they crawl into their wall and die>Fly infestation and stink>They pressure me to also use rat poison>Nofuckingway.jpg I dont want dead rats in my walls too>They seeth and give me mean looks and wont talk to me now>Telling people all I do is sit on my computer all day (Yes. And?)>Implying to people that my mum has money issues. She dosent (despite my mum being very nice to this couple and helping them out with a bunch of stuff)Fuck I cant wait to move out of here. Applying for a flat in the city
not being sarcy here: soundlad doesn't get ENOUGH attention (if we're going by modern 4chan standards aka (You)s, i don't have them switched on, strongly recommend). maybe there's just not a lot to say besides 'lol' but his posts are stellar. i understand why that German (? sorry if i've got this wrong) anon pops in from time to time.dunno, just reckon the good lads need a bit more encouragement. Crosslad rarely comes here, Lollers gets met with hostility more than anything, HHL has given up his better habits, etc. etc.
Garn rim Yousef in a bit, he just loading up on a windaloo xGarn be extremely stinky and lush x
When I was ketmong I was nobody but now im catlad one of the top personalities, everyone knows its me when I post I call the shots around here now
>>84768792The gimmick where everybody already knows its you from the incoherent paragraphs of dross but you just MUST attach an avatar as well just to make extra sure we know its you swinging your bollocks around the thread as the big man
>>84768812jfc lad. lots of rats around here but at least they're alive, so they just run off.city living is better. even if you get a small bedsit/1-bedroom flat. view the space as more like a hub where you sleep, than a 'home'. as long as it has space for a desk + desktop computer.did you see they unfroze the Local Housing Allowance rates? https://lha-direct.voa.gov.uk/(lol directgov)basically you might even get enough housing benefit to pay your rent, once again (unlikely, but you never know).
>>84768811It's just for drawing, anyone can draw there.
*tells the glowies that he needs a quick wash before going out*
>>84768766Those are not avatars they are topics of discussion.
look lads, it's just like i told you all in >>84732001 (i said my piece).
Le act like im unbothered and above it when I've been called outLe pic attached of a smug/indifferent cartoon character LmaoAll tripmongs are the same. Attention seeking clowns always follow the same script
>>84768833yeah city is way better, im looking forward to going back and getting a wee flat and a wee basic job, seeing my best mate again. I didnt know that about the housing cost, thanks for letting me know lad
>>84768846>06/04/26(Thu)11:47:48You've been melting ever since lid x
SURVEILLANCE STATE INCOMING! NEW AI POWERED SEXUAL IMAGE LAW WILL BE A SOFTWARE UPDATE ON UK PHONES AND IT'S OPT OUT NOT OPT IN! LADS WITHOUT A PASSPORT OR CREDIT CARD ARE FUCKED!
I'm garn down on a shaft xI'm doing it for a thrill x
>All tripmongs are the same.last time i posted with a tripcode was on /britfeel/ on 4 September 2025. before then it was on /tg/ on 1 December 2010.unless you meant we're the same person. yeah, it's all me lad.
Maybe less of the billy big bollocks act and you won't need put in your place x slimy freak
>>84768888You're a gimp lad x
>>84768888You are a slimy manipulative little cretin
>>84768846You're not lollers, fedmong.
>>84768879Saw this, and of course it's a fucking nightmare but even in this shithole totalitarian state I wonder if it would actually get passed. How would they enforce it? Or would it just be another on the long list of laws which are on the books but barely enforced creating a sort of pseudo-threat hanging over everyone all the time Soviet style?
Jannies got him it actually overs :/
Cleaner just got here. She's obviously in a mood. Brings the entire vibe of the house way down.
Lollers said he'd disappear until 2027, wonder why he stuck around.
>>84768874>im looking forward to going back and getting a wee flat and a wee basic job, seeing my best mate again. cor, sick. depends how old you are etc but at least you have an (IRL) social network (or at least, a social line segment). gigs, cafes, whatever. i know there are villages where (to this day) you could live on bennies effectively at a profit, but your main activity would be making your way into a different town or the city. even if you got into heroin with everyone else, everyone would know. you can stick to yourself in a block of flats.best of luck to you friend.>>84768886lol'd at your post on this yesterday. reminded me of this image macro.
>>84768927Can't help himself, he's addicted to this thread.
>>84768888WOOOOOOOOW 2010 so you're like LE OLDFAG?? Thanks for adding such an incidental fact and indirectly, accidentally making sure we're all aware of this along side the smug cartoon so we know you're superior and unbothered. Guys call off the trial. We must worship him now. WoooooooookwHere ill write your next post for you lad>heh 2010, oldfag? Oh my sweet summer child...[general dross written like a camp faggot movie villain for some reason, on a chinese knitting forum][Avatar of epic fail guy]
Squatting on glistening black shafts x
>>84768405Stop that lad. She's a sweet rose still. Though I'd probably want greggs lass more now.
Sometimes forget we are posting in this thread with the one and only 30something male who had a broadband internet connection in the late 2000s. The sole gatekeeper of the long long forgotten murky deep past lore which is forgotten to history except for this chosen one.
>>84768936Greggs lass looks like she has bad hygiene imo
>>84768918There's enough untrustworthiness on this site at the moment.
>>84768948No she's very hygienic and has a lot of perfumes.
>>84768951Truly you're the arbiter of truth big man
>>84768915honestly i don't see why it isn't implemented on the server/ISP end already.they have all these known hashes or whatever, Microsoft has COFEE tools. it rarely happens but they can detect torrents and send you letters. it's not illegal to access the dark web, but i'll bet there's a lot of clearnet indicators kicking around in some backups/logs somewhere.dunno if Lollers is around, or if any of you web dev types know: why can't O2/Sky/etc just see that, in some traffic, there was an image with the hash A1B2C3... and that corresponds to a known CSAM image? a human wouldn't even have to look at the image itself.i realise how this could be abused for genuinely nefarious/censorship purposes. but i mean for straight-up CP and shit. maybe violence/drugs (that goes beyond just words).
Once I put my avatar on I'm the big man. I call the shots in this britfeel. What I say goes.
what was that game someone recommended the other day?didn't write it down, can't find it, but i was like, 'oh yeah damn, good suggestion'?(if that lad's around + remembers)
>went to university in manchester>works retailwhat's the point going?
hi lads
>>84768971It was Tell Me Why.
i've liked you for a thousand years, a thousand yearsi've liked you for a thousand years, a thousand yearsi've liked you for a thousand years, a thousand yearsi've liked you for a thousand years, a thousand years
I wish to live in a nice country like Turkey. You wouldn't get any good beaches like this here.
>>84768979Facebook post somewhere of someone talking about pushing trolleys in a supermarket and then going to university and afterwards pushing trolleys at Waitrose
>>84768994It is bloody grim for many but then I wouldn't pick meme degrees.
>>84768918That's a shame, was going to share some more stuff with him. Shall be redacting my url from now on.
>>84768958She stinks like you
When you see my avatar that is the signal for you to sit down shut up and listen. It's not the average mug poster now.
>>84769003I would be her boyfriend even if she was an all natural girl. She's a rose...a keeper. My life would be so much better having a nice lass like that.
Garn full scale with cocks in both hands it like I'm skiing x
>>84769013Her life would be much worse having a bf like you
Nasty Turkish lass.
>>84768987nah it wasn't this. sounds interesting though, i liked Life is Strange, but i doubt my PC could run it.also i meant games with action or strategy over characters and stories.
>>84769017She might find me attractive if I improved myself and changed my attitudes.
>>84769025You can't change
>>84769022Tell Me Why is free every pride month on Xbox/Windows. May as well pick it up.
>>84769033I honestly would if I knew it were possible. Especially for a sweet rose like that. I really hate how even a ketamine addicted lass wouldn't want me.
>>84769015Sextuple LUSH x
>>84769002wtf, what was the actual problem? scraping the site, or something? 'advertising'?i think the janitor didn't understand the context here. i will take a probe for violating global rule #8 if people want to report this post (this one, not yours, you did nothing).i view it like sup/tg/ or Tuxbell on /fa/, lots of boards have these external tools/sites.
I have no plans to change because I know doing all that will be for nothing. I'll still be alone and life will feel empty still.
>ywn know what sex is like>you are expected to function and slave away stillno thanks. I'll be like the druggies, disabled, homeless, criminals, single mums, ghetto blacks, immigrants and others who refuse to work.
Don't trust ketmong. Picks and chooses his alliances for convenience. Seethes and laughs at people he pretends he's mates with. Kiwifarmsmong.
>>84769037i don't have an Xbox and i doubt my Windows PC could run a game from 2020.also as a story game i'm not sure how much i trust Dontnod. Life is Strange: Before the Strange missed the point of Rachel Amber as an unseen character and outright retconned a few things (suddenly she wants to be an actress? the skater lad knows Chloe...?trans-whatever stuff could go either way: picrel is a great film IMO. obviously 'BASED on a true story' is doing a lot of heavy lifting, but it's both a solid fictionalised yarn and interesting real-life happening.
>>84769017Her life would be better with a white lad like me. Not some muslim taking advantage of her innocence and insecurity.
>>84769080That's what happens when you're a party animal normie who happens to get into some nerd culture along the way the nerd stuff is all just a big laugh to show your mates at the party now and again. Basically an IRL gimmick.
>>84769086I did see Boys Don't Cry many years back. It was pretty brutal the rape scene. One of the worst in film.
>>84768979There isn't unless you're in a top 15 institution, *MAYBE* a top 20. It's pure system inertia that makes millions of people go when they don't need to, shouldn't have to and simply aren't cut out for actual higher education (if they were even cut out for primary and secondary education to begin with).We've reached the point where it's not-even-credentialism, because at least under a credentialist framework if you got the piece of paper you'd have access to the benefits of a better job, in theory. Now we're at a point where getting the piece of paper doesn't even do that since the lbaour market is so flooded and distorted now.The entire system is rotten and needs to be ripped out and replaced.
bish pls. i was posting on Theater of the Absurd* and LJdrama, i'm not one of these under-30 'helldump' f*gs.* is that what it was called? anyone remember this one? (anyway, Tattle Life exists although they are on shaky grounds in my opinion)
>>84769062Who knows, I'd say advertising desu
>haha look spackers on the internet they're weird we're normal let's laugh at them xD lol this is sooooo internet xDD
Advertising isn't difficult, just put a sexy lady on things and it will get attention/sell. It's only because of the ideological insanity of the people running the country that you're not allowed to do this any more. Literally they banned effective advertising to make old fat post-wall roasties feel better.
It is, of course, against the human rights of channel migrants to check their age by looking at their teeth before putting them in a secondary school with 14 year old girls.
>>84769096yeah it's pretty damn grim. gut punch of a scene. our ideas on all this stuff have shifted a little, but at the end of the day this was a person.even in a film narrative, it doesn't do some nonsense like make them evil demons from scene #1. they WERE likeable enough lads, they were all genuine friends. a lot of writers now object to that sort of thing, even when it's realistic.might give it a rewatch but there's enough misery going around atm x
>>84769062I'm not actually banned lad, the site is working fine, they just removed the post idk think someone had a melty.
Me? Playing musical chairs but the chairs are all occupied by throbbing cocks and they only take a chair away when it's spunked up my bum x
>>84769116well i'm going to advertise google.comNOBODY CAN STOP ME ADVERTISING GOOGLE.COM
>>84769147Sounds fucking LUSH lad, can I get a qrd on the skin colour of the people occupying those chairs please?
>>84769108So you're a voyeuristic normie here how does that prove anything wrong. No having a touch of "agoraphobia" for whatever murky reasons you don't disclose, doesn't make you suddenly more hardcore than everyone when you've been a normie your whole life. You are experiencing for the first time what most of us have had 30+ years being forced to acclimatise to and that is why you've reacted like a nut job and now crown yourself king of the shut ins for getting a taste of what has been some peoples ONLY experience of life. So now you slum it with the losers you'd be laughing at and gawking at in ordinary times. And no doubt will go back to eventually. Thanks for confirming.
>>84769146thought as much, don't mutes give reasons? i've only ever had two i think (that i know about).like if you see a URL and think 'that must be an advert' why WOULDN'T you do that, it's a spammer, gotta stop the spam...?(not saying this is what should happen, it shouldn't, i'm saying it was the wrong decision.)want me to ask an op in IRC, or are you not fussed?
>>84769160Oh i'm not fussed dude, and I didn't even actually get a reason or a warning. It's all good.
anyway i've just popped the last half of my alprazolam (a zolam, if you will).my PIP usually comes through in the wee hours of the morning. less than 12 hours remain. WAGMI, friends x
>>84769166sound, wor lad.Mr >>84768214 didn't even list effortful OC yet here you are, creating things.wonder how the image editing guy is getting on. looking forward to more from him.
While you were laughing at lolcows and hitting up the parties with your 50 mates people here had already been through your lifestyle and mental health got the t shirt before they were 10. Now you're on here imagining yourself the most tragic wounded little mental health soldier on britfeel (yes its obvious) because you have zero survival skills for these experiences because you had zero experience of them until you're past 30. As soon as you get it under control you'll be out of here and back to laughing it up with your mates. Only proving you just use people when it's convenient.
>>84769186What an odd thing to post lod
Would never share personal info with ketmong on irc. He'll be pasting it into the group chat with his normie mates who know him as the off his nut internet lad (but still cool, you see)
>his normie mates who know him as the off his nut internet ladWait. That's me :(
Red wall of China against ketmong and his voyeuristic normalfag ways.
dang, this was at 75% last time i checked.i know these scores are a daft thing to care about, but for reference:The Mummy (1999) is at 64%. if you told me there was a fun adventure romp on the same level as The Mummy (1999), i'd want to watch it.
>>84769238Still a good score, but I havent seen it yet, the he-man stuff isnt my cup of tea tbqhwyl
>>84769185Oh I'm here lad sorry, here's something I mocked up. I tried to go for a more minimal but still brutalist theme for nightguard. I dunno, not especially happy with it, might just try again with the standard propaganda style poster you wanted.
One chair down nine to go faaaarcking hell my arseholes going to be mushrooming xDidn't know the mosque lids allowed music, let alone musical chairs x
I am basically just your standard normalfag but some lass said I did something (WILL NOT ELABORATE! NO!) which means I'm now a paranoid nut case because I went 30 years not knowing people can do bad things to you and treat you badly because I'm neurotypical so everyone is just nice to me lol. You will now see me rightly as the KING and MASTER of shut in agoraphobes I am more hardcore than everyone. I have to use apps to shop I can't even go to sainsburys I'm a real deal hermit. It has hit me hard because I had no experience of this before a few years ago. I've never known people can lie about you, mistreat you, gossip about you, attack you, bully you, that's all foreign to me until now, I am neurotypical so people are just sound to me really but now I've had one bad experience so I'm the most hardcore. I've heard some people have gone their whole life feeling like this but I am more hardcore than them. They don't know what it's really like.
>>84769287>faaaarcking hell my arseholes going to be mushrooming xNearly wet me keks reading this lad
To be fair I did know you can be nasty to people but only when it's me doing it like my lolcows on funnay internets site lol. Its not supposed to happen the other way around.
Really sick of this fucking surveillance state Labour are trying to push. Starmer needs his bunghole ripped open.
ketgod
>>84769255yeah i'm not a 'fan' of the cartoon or anything, but it's a decent template for a daft fantasy lark. i really enjoy the Star Wars prequels, i don't get why people say the Lord of the Rings films are MASTERPIECES yet the Star Wars films are bad (the production design of both is really fascinating, too, if that's your thing)>>84769257i'm digging it. looks like an old indie/DIY cassette cover. maybe that is the wrong theme, but you should keep the .xcf handy for recycling. the hipsters keep changing the name (so i can't find the general), but if you're into any /tg/ stuff this is the sort of design the artpunk/Mork Borg/nu-SR crowd would actually give you money for.
>>84769316Thing is it won't even be a surveillance state. In theory a surveillance state would at least bring lower crime, more legal protections, a corresponding bump to productivity as the anti-social elements are removed and greater national cohesion (even if in a direction that some might find unpalatable). But we're talking about the YooKay here. The only thing this shit would be used for is to harass, threaten and prosecute white British people who complain about the ideological direction of the state and the policies they enact as such. Literally the worst of both worlds.
Actually quite satisfying for a lolcow mong to feel a slight tinge of justice. Based allegationlass.
The answer is simple no? you surveil the surveillance state
How the fuck have jamflex managed to fuck up the graphics update wheres the rest of my face?
>>84769347What am I looking at here, lid? Some context would be good.
>>84769347shouldn't have put that spooky cloak on, lad
>>84769350Sorry I post and assume I am amongst fellow shut ins who play this game as much as me. They did a new graphics update today basically bringing the player avatar up to date and to make it look more better for lack of a better term. But now it has broke the outfit I grinded hours for and now I am sad and need to vent.
Now I'm a temporarily embarrassed shut in I will use you freaks but once I'm back to normal I'll be back to laughing at you lol.
I WILL capitalise words in my post for EMPHASIS and it's definitely NOT for attention seeking purposes
>>84769330Appreciate it lad, yeah I've kept the xcf. Must admit I haven't been to /tg/ in quite a while, have mostly lost interest in lots of that stuff, though I used to be really into it when I was a wee lad. I seriously doubt anyone would pay any money for this sort of thing lol, GPT and Gemini can literally just make this sort of stuff in seconds, I just find it fun.
Look here is some piece of internet media an autistic person made hehe let's all have a laugh at how stupid and cringe it is and how much cooler and normal we are
Corrrr I can hear my guts bubbling away xThree chairs downs now x
Wait I forgot I'm not only a lolcow normalfag mong I also have a weird agenda against autists too and I'm an expert at blaming them for crimes and/or giving my expert opinion when they're just faking it to get away with their horrible bastard behaviour they ALL do. I have a PhD from the university of tattle life I know my freaks!
>>84769424COOOOORRRRR I say lad and I mean CCCCCOOOOORRRRRRR!!!
Hot throbbing cock and cum to keep me batty all warm on a wold and wainy night
>haha look mate a I've found a new internet freak look lol what an ugly spacker probably autistic and cerebral palsy too lol look at his drawings loool>omg lol where do you find these things you're so off your head internet lol (but still cool)
Crashing out hard rn u love to see it
>>84769382>GPT and Gemini can literally just make this sort of stuff in seconds, I just find it fun.damn, that's probably true. in fact, it might be what's happening.but a lot of these 'nu-school' role-playing games are more like design/art books centred around some grunge/vintage 'aesthetic' to the point it's undone its own point. used to just be dudes with Microsoft Word and/or LaTeX, now they've got (or are paying for) genuine design chops (maybe to a fault).https://itch.io/physical-games/tag-mork-borgso many Borgs! where's Captain Picard when you need him?
Not monging out about helper spam today big man?
>>84769446Creamy muck muck keep your botty soft lid
>>84769466Nobody cares about that tbqh
but yeah designlad, you been on that Scarfolk blog at all?might be your thing (but also my worry is this is like telling a musician they're like another band... then do they have to AVOID being similar to that band? what if it's a whole genre of bands? would appreciate any advice here, /britfeel/.)
I choose to believe all autistics are weird violent freaks, or else they're faking it (dishonest freaks). That way even the tiny remotest % chance I'd feel guilt about how I spend my time can be discarded.
mad how your life is over before it even began if you have the 'tism
I'm addicted to you and your holes Sandy Toksvig
once told my friend his band* sounded like [band that shall not be named]was meant as a compliment but he got really mad and stormed off the bus even though it wasn't his stop.
Can't believe that whore and her allegations. You're supposed to let me do whatever I want and be nice to me. I'm neurotypical so that's just how life works lol isn't it lol?
>>84769461Almost certainly happening, even for big actual design companies I reckon, I mean why not if the output is just as good and the turnaround time is like 1% of what it used to be? Fair enough imo, I don't hold it against people for using AI, I think it's great when used properly. It's also great for individual game designers who have lots of ideas but might not be able to realies them all through their own talent (or lack thereof). Haven't been into table top stuff for a long time, but Mork Borg looks cool, I really like bare bones systems, like simple things you can play out a scene for in 20 minutes. Idea to dice to action to resolution in seconds, rather than what a lot of the 'standard' systems became which was just a slog through endless notes and six page character sheets. I wish there was a more gritty, minimalist system for scifi settings though, most of those sorts of systems only really work well for fantasy/real world type games I've found. Anything you're aware of lad?
That's how it works for me (the main character) so that's just life isn't it lol people you meet are just nice and sound to you?>one bad experience after 30 yearsACK ME LIFE IS OVER!!!
>>84769480Not now you've admitted the twoll won't budge x
>experience person who isn't just default nice to you like everyone else has been your whole life >at 30+AAA I CANT GO OUTSIDE NOW MAN IM TOO SCHIZO!
>>84769481>but yeah designlad, you been on that Scarfolk blog at all?No? You mean this https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/?Looks like some interesting stuff here. I should say that I'm purely a hobbyist with all this stuff. I like figuring out aesthetics by trying to replicate them.
>>84769527Anybody who wants him to budge has already filtered. Most don't care either way.
>>84769536Totally don't care, nope, just don't care, seriously. ;)
Wonder what sean is up to this afternoon
>>84769542Just stating a fact. Not everything is an argument.
Just found an unfinished WIP from when I was making those nu-britfeel aesthetic posters. Will try and finish and post here soon.Little preview.
>>84769553>Just stating a fact. Not everything is an argument.Womp womp x
>>84769527Notice at 200 posts you had to start this discussion with me yourself to make anyone talk about "him" (you)Seems pretty nobody-cares to me?Womp womp
>>84769521>Anything you're aware of lad?you'd have to ask /tg/. for a while the trend was stuff like picrel: SUPER minimalist (one page), but more focused on what they used to call 'storygames' (which might actually be your thing).Stars Without Number is rad and the rules are crazy simple, really (it's just Basic D&D from 1981, with a space exploration lick of paint). the same author did an apocalypse version of the game in the ruined worlds of the same implied setting, looks like he's recently republished that one too (Ashes Without Number).but then there's all sorts of Apocalypse World style games. i've played a few different ones and they're all 'rules lite': basically everything is 2d6 + [relevant stats], 'Moves' printed on your sheet in front of you, all with the same ranges of success, success-with-a-cost, and failure.but idk man, i just want to draw/explore dungeons and the wilderness, visiting villages/cities in between. a lot of great 'stories' come out of tabletop RPGs when you're NOT trying to tell stories.
Seethemong activate it lush x
>>84769568You are too easy to get riled up mate sorry x
Five chairs down nows xOne went full scale and spaffed his spunk cannon early right up my back x
KFC bargain bucket for me got that uber eats voucher x
>>84769532that's the one! fun little premise, might be worth perusing for some inspo.>>84769559omd. can you get layers to look like a dot matrix print (or an old comic book)?
Starting a conversation getting a reply then blowing it out of proportion because its the only (You)s you've had all thread lol
Oh but I'm proud of you I'm proud of youuuuuuuuuuuu
Seethemong afternoon melty is getting on nicely x
>>84769583You started talking to me lol. I'll remember to just ignore you next time then like most people since you can't be normal.
Currently eating a cucumber from my allotment. Very satisfying feeling.
>>84769584Still waiting on the ethnicity of these chairs lid, wantus, mosque lids?
>>84769596And now look at you x
>>84769594Got greentext filtered so it alright
Was host behind the britfeel domain?
Make 100+ seething posts 12+ hours straight every thread seething at someone who isnt even here, thats not seething. Post something directly to a lad and he replies, that is seething.Righto lol
>>84769598what else are you growing? any pics, friend?
He's posting the avatars again it lush x
He's giddy because I'm the only one who acknowledges him lol
Melties on tap every day it lush x
starswill healquite Christianblood
>>84769598I used to attempt to grow stuff in my back garden, but only really managed swiss chard, but it was nice to grow pick then eat it myself.My garden is really a paved tiny yard area, so was quite pleased to grow something in my ghetto like plastic storage container growing area, even if it was short lived.
unnnndrudun atey
>>84769629>>84769640Same avatars on repeat every meltdown
>>84769629HHL used to do that
Garn have to take a break. Need a wuppa nows xThree chairs to go x
He's not got his precious one (1) (You) from me so he's replying to himself lol
>>84769592>Oh but I'm proud of you I'm proud of youuuuuuuuuuuuis that Gold?
Prolong melty on tap today x
>>84769628Lots of berries. Love berries, me.
>>84769651Noticing more
>>84769659Wooty team update?
Squatting on these chairs to the beat of staying alive by the wee gees x
Me? I've been meaning to grow some Dill, Chives, and basil. I've got some windowsill pots to grow them in I just need to get it started
Ceased visiting this board due to endless melties. Anyone who needs me can find me over at /brit/ with the shaggers and legends
Back to seething at sean now the tiny pinch of engagement has died down lol
>>84769674>SquattingHow toned are your buttocks?
thinking these, tomorrow, weather permitting.
>>84769680Where unemployed men in their 30s behave like they're still 20, have loads of mates and go out on the pull every weekend. Different board, still playing lets pretend on the internet. SAD.
>>84769681You've been seething for weeks and it lush little lad x
>'Oh, where is Judge Turpin?' she asks>He was there, all right-->Only not so contrite!
>>84769674Wee gees, wrazy wrog, loving this music vibe for the bumsesh
>>847696815 day melty at lad whos not in the thread lmaoWhat a life
Another free you from the mong lolI post, he reactAnd that is lush x
Where is this seething about sean? I don't see any?
imagine screaming into the endless void like some chimp while someone lives rent free in ur mind, couldnt be me!
Might smack my arse and call myself Whitney
>>84769706>I post, he reactDid the womp womp thing upset you lad? have another you x
Forget to buy the cheese. Will have to M&S once more.
The amount of yous I have from this mong while I'm the only attention he gets for his 12 hour daily seethe sesh lolThis will be the end of your allotment of attention for today. Cheers
>>84769706>I post, he reactYOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THIS GIMMICK OFF THE GROUND SINCE MARCH AHAHAHAHAHAHhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84092790/#84094121https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84092790/#84093982
>There's a hole in the world>Like a great black pit>And it's filled with people>Who are filled with shit>And the vermin of the world>Inhabit it-->But not for long!
I work at M&S and I've just chucked all the cheese in the bin
>>84769721Months and months of seething haha
>YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THIS GIMMICK OFF THE GROUND SINCE MARCH AHAHAHAHAHAH>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84092790/#84094121>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84092790/#84093982Melty
>>84769726You going to let it get mouldy, then add another 10 quid to it and sell it?
>>84769721Uh oh what a mong
>>84769721Pathetic freak kek
>Cheer up, Charlie>Give me a smile>What happened to the smile I used to know?>Dontt you know your grin has always>Been my sunshine>Let that sunshine show
Caps lock archive melty lol
Back on them chairs nows x
chairs
>>84769721Dark day in the mong enclave today de lid it potentially overs is it not
>>84769755dubs and single word well done kek
>>84769721He clearly struck a nerve if you've been malding about it for 3 months
Death death kill killThat's the endgame of the glowie pillBlame the forrensKick em outIt's politician's fault of that there is a draughtOf police willing to KICK EM OUT
>>84769751Need a new adventure the chair wollocks ain't cutting it
>>84769721a tripfag? colour me surprised lmao
Might dress up in murrican baseball clobber, and wander the streets with muh ceremonial baseball bat.
britfeel domain lad about?
Having a melty then giving yourself yous on your own melty lol
>>84769779Do you reckon you could get nicked in 2026 for carrying a baseball bat?
>>84769781Think he's on a debrief with his supervisors.
I have done the thingsShall be recuperating now meX
Not my fault you've been caught out and embarrassed in front of your shutin mates xGot that cope on tap and it lush x
>>84769772>They all deserve to die!>Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett>Tell you why>Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett>There are two kinds of men and only two>There's the one staying put>In his proper place>And the one with his foot>In the other one's face>Look at me, Mrs Lovett>Look at you!
>>84769787A native? Yes. A forren?, big doubts.
>>84769786>Having a melty then giving yourself yous on your own melty lolTwoll mong daily existence
I'm coming for you buddy
>>84769798Dartslad here. I got a talking to by the plod when I was 12 taking my darts up to the pub with my dad because they weren't in a case. That was in 2009, in a very white village.
giving a deserving lad a singular (You) (if that's what he's into + he has them switched on)>>84769790
Write a post in all capital letters again, that was really cool lol
Seethemong giving himself yous now he's been done and it lush x
Not my fault a 4 word phrase lives rent free in your head for 3 months lmao
Would you date an albanian lass?
Not denying the self you and it lush x
That the last of the musical chair done nows xI feel like a greedy tick, bloated and ready to burst x
Feel like this one turned out alright in the end.
i..i..im t...the ppppuppet mmmmaster l..ll..look at mmmmy tt...toyskek
*loads up convertcase.net*HEY, MISS MURDER, CAN IHEY, MISS MURDER, CAN IMAKE BEAUTY STAY IF I TAKE MY LIIIIFE?OOO-OOOH
It very triple lush x
>>84769809You are seethemong though, probably both of you are, but you definitely are
Now he give me yous I can be a winner like him x
3 months of malding about 4 words from a post that wasn't even me lol You use my gimmicks in every thread already btw
It wasn't me but I posted the same shit though ok lad it lush x
>>84769817yeah>>84769826aye looks canny lad, good jobsoftglow/shadow on the quote might be a bit TOO fuzzy, mind. it's fine on the orange but it blends into the grey too much for my eyest. poor vision-haver
Sorry I can come up with gimmicks that aren't seething at sean and gay sex lolWomp womp
cant imagine seething lads blood sugar is too good tbqhwyl just an observation x
It my gimmick and it lush womp womp x
>>84769806if it was 2009 how were you 12?
Maldmong double posting because he doesnt care lol
>>84769861>yeahEven if you had to deal with her overprotective brothers?
He doesn't care I use his gimmick it lush and it mine nows x
>>84769874Maybe he was born in 1997?
4x womp womp x
Shit sorry dartsanon, I didn't mean to give your year of birth away to the chinese spies.
Garn relax with the mosque lids and a nice warm wuppa it a hard life x
>>84769875>>84769888You are both complete retards desu
>>84769891maybe he was born in 1996 and his birthday hadn't come to pass yet because he's Hostlad and his birthday is in December.didn't think of that, did you?t. Aquarius who gets TWO presents a year
>>84769874It didn't turn 13 until later in 2009 that is why
calling them 'gimmicks'? well...that was me.
2 retards arguing about who is the most/least retarded. Great content
>>84769917We don't know which month he was stopped when he was with his father. No, we shouldn't ask either. Now's the time to prove you're not a chinese spy.I'm joking by the way, but being honest you are a bit sus, but I'm a bit schitzo, so that's ok. Also, it probably more psychosis from too much weed, rather than schitzo. If that is the case, then I've done it to myself, so not fair to compare me the degenerate with a person with genuine issues that they didn't bring on themselves.I'm on the cusp myself, depending on the source, I'm either libra or scorpio.
It's funny to watch the two mongs scrap
>>84769927That was professional wrestling since like the 1950s probably much longer
>>84769940meanwhile, some lads are making OC and it's breddy gud but nobody cares.
>>84769940Meanwhile I'm just here wanking to Katja Kassin oh aye x troubles of the world passing me by
Choons time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44IXZT8xG3Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkxKFG7SyE8
>>84769983>Katja KassinGood taste
Yep, choon time https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
>>84769974That's good, and looks decent quality. I personally think any and all OC is good. For clarity, I make shit tier OC and post it, so I am quite keen on all being welcomed.This was my last piece. On PS (photoslop) I thought hey that looks quite good, but then posted it and saw it in a different light, and thought ah bugger I was wrong again.
>>84769965nowt happens lad. i've given now my first name, date of birth, province (down to <1 mile), IP address, crimes committed, and photographs of myself in /britfeel/ over the years.bothers me more that e.g. Costa or Tesco know more about you if you get one of their accounts, and then they hide 'normal' prices behind those accounts.how did we accept that...?
embarrassing I know 0 DIY skills despite the fact that my parents were in the trades but just never bothered teaching me anything,
Imagine putting your penis inside of it
Wuppa status: Necked xBum status: Prolapsed x
Mhhhh....Tonguing me arse, negroes areX
WE SHARE OUR MOTHER'S HEALTHIT IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN DEALTWHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?FINE, THEN I'LL AGREE
>>84770056Meh, probably just saw it as a job to them. If your dad is an accountant is it really all that shocking that he doesn't sit you down and teach you corporate accounting as a kid?
>>84770073an attempt was made, but i see through your tricks ;)
Imagine putting your hand inside of it
give this to a zoomer, and they wouldn't know what to do.
Imagine putting your bellend into it and spunking
>>84770094could have taught us
>>84770101Not him but, the diagram is pretty clear, and even shows which wire goes above/below another.
Getting beat to death by a couple of albanians because you kissed their sister
>>84770101ask someone who knows. after they take the piss out of you, they will show you. then you will know.this is just how skills work, and have always worked. it's why nobody accepts your 'we HAVE to go on Google/YouTube/TikTok!!!' excuse. what do you think people did before...?
>>84770119ask who? I dont know anyone who knows irl, im a hermit
Ah fugg, forgot the meds for the day. Oh well, I'll just take it tomorrow, no point now. Luckily there's natural medicine.*cracks open a guinness and skins up*
>>84770135Not him but you could always just google any issues, that's how I learn most things.t. 46 yr old old fuck.
Sex with Ruth including arse and fanny
Obviously education is fucked in this country, what sort of education system teaches millions of kids French for six straight years for them come out the other end... not being able to speak French.I'm not someone who says everyone should learn a trade, on balance I think it's better that our economy became a service-centred one for various reasons, but I really do think it's incredibly how little actually useful stuff primary/secondary school teaches.Off the top of my head, things that are insanely useful all the time for adult life, are simple and quick to teach and which are NOT currently part of any curriculum:>putting up shelves/changing lights/fixing leaks/basic DIY>how to do a weekly, monthly and annual budget>how to buy a house (what documents are, what they mean, when you need them etc.)>resetting a tripped circuit breaker>unclogging a drain>self-assessed tax return>understanding pay slips and taxes (not just theory of 'this is what a tax is' but actual real taxes VAT, council, income and how it all works and what determines them)>basic cooking (still dumbfounded that this isn't part of any education, the number of people who can't even cook spaghetti going to uni is insane)>running a kitchen e.g. storing food, freezing things, keeping things fresh, maintenance on knives, how to use a chopping board properly etc.>navigating GP booking systems>setting up and using internet banking>how to use a dishwasher, washing machine and ironThis list will make everyone a more functionally independent and capable adult than rote learning the colour of different solutions based on the oxidation state of the copper ion in them. Not that theoretical academic subjects shouldn't be taught, but they're clearly taught exclusively over practical realities and taught to everyone, even the absolute fucking retards who will LITERALLY never use the info, when this stuff is more important and the smart kids should be allowed to go off and learn theory in peace.
welI then
>>84770035That's only been the last year or 2 though hasn't it?My memory is shit tier now, so it could have been years before.
You love to see it https://youtu.be/hmj4aM_JX1k
>>84770191Why did the partially sighted man fall down the well?He couldn't see that well
Garn have a naps nows hope I have a nice dreamy about the wantus again xLove that wantu willy up my blown out botty x
Wonder what a fanny looks like
>>84770241They look like a freshly baked greggs sasuage roll that has been run over by a double decker bus, then a tramp had a shave over it.
Sorry lads, double let down, shittest of shit tier joke, and I should have said steak bake instead of sausage roll.Sorry about that.
>>84770188we used to call all this shit 'domestic science' or 'home economics', pupils could (or had to) study it at O-level right up to GCSEs.about 10 years ago they scrapped it entirely. the idea is it was sexist and old-fashioned, a 'girl subject', just cooking and cleaning. but they DID actually add stuff like how to wire a plug and manage a budget. and of course both sexes should learn how to cook and clean? that's common sense.but nah, one day a year dedicated to PSHE (or whatever we're calling it now), that'll give kids the skills they need :-)
>>84770307You sound like a right poofta
>>84770323i've had plenty of gay sex, so you sound like a woman (trying to hurt someone with your words, rather than discuss ideas)
Me? Spinning like a rotisserie chicken, a big buff wantu taking me from behind, a roided out deano taking me from the front xGarn full scale garn airtight x
sounds like its something the parents should teach
>>84770409sure if you have the kind of middle-class lifestyle where mummy and daddy help you put together something they showed you how to make on Blue Peter.but the fact is, that's not the vast majority of families. parents should raise/handle/discipline their children, but it's schools that should teach them.
Might have a posh wank
My dad would have taught me, but he died when I was 14, but I still know how to follow instructions. Maybe that's the issue with the newer generations, too good for instructions WANT IT NOW!
>>84770470might want to look at the chemicals that's in condoms, lad. don't coat your penis in spermicides unless you absolutely have to.
>>84770433That is an extremely gay and modern idea. Most children through out history did what their parents do. Most children before like our great great grandparents time at MOST spent their childhood working. This era of "ahh my childhood nostalgia, ahh the Nintendo 64 le sigh it was all so lovely x" this is a total historical anomaly that didn't exist for most children and still doesn't in many countries. So ironically you are trying to come off as tough and working class (you don't work) not realising your ideas come from being incredibly pampered
in an ideal world, learning to cook would be part of the curriculum. parents can't do that at home.but also, imagine giving double-digit aged kids unfettered access to alcohol.
>>84770489wtf are you on about? i never saw my parents at home. so who was doing all this pampering, anon-kun? my au pair?
So really it's the government's fault, this and all previous, and they try to distract the populace with race issues, kids being raped, and households paying out the arse to watch corrie every night.Okie dokie.
99% of the history of this country what you did with your life is whatever your dad does. The idea that you go off to a "school" to get spoon-fed neoliberal drivel before you go off to "follow your dreams" is a complete unnatural gay larp. It is amazing how like 3 or 4 generations can pass trying the same gay experiment and you just assume life has always been like that.
>>84770401How many cocks have you terrorised today little lad
>>84770516Yes the nuclear family has been decimated on purpose. That is a bad thing and not something to take perverse pride in oh lol our parents shouldn't be there, lol were hard and working class we should get all our info from school teachers. Stfu you brainwashed clown
sing me to sleepim tired and i want to go to beddont try to wake me in the morning cause i will be gone x
Your children should be raised in classrooms by fat imbecile women with no kids of their own. That's just normal.
>>84770541this is true. i want a meritocracy as much as anyone, and it's really awful when you DO see a bright spark kid and part of you knows they won't go anywhere (because of their parents).but the more honest approach would be to accept this. if your dad was a university professor and you had a garden, or he was John Wilford of Wilford & Sons Haulage Co., there you go. there's your life set at age 0, no 'leeway' required.
>>84770554i actually agree with you. i'm just saying the reality is it's not possible for the majority of people. i'm not taking "pride" in anything, this is just the most common working class experience.i tried to stay OUT of the house because i had older siblings. my parents weren't there to stop them from doing whatever they wanted to me (i was small and soft as shite tbqh).
So hard and working class me watching torrented anime on my pc at 16 been through the wars me never seen blue Peter
Yeah I reckon 65% of everyone I ever meet or interact with should be overweight and 30% should be morbidly obese. That seems about normal, nothing wrong there, no psychic damage seeing human ugliness everywhere I turn.
Had to wait for the sales to get some video games, I was bullied at school for not having the latest games. Don't tell me how rough you had it as a kid. I know hardship.
>>84770625I never seen blue Peter mate. Had neglectful boomer parents which is really uncommon and unique. Have had everything taken care of shelter food bills the lot never had to work a day in my life. Proper hard.
I remember when my uncle would visit us and he'd beat me at Tekken. Never give me a chance, never let me win, I have deep psychological scars because of this, I'll never have any confidence.
Mumberg started buying them shitty AI generated signs from temu. She actually believes these were all hand crafted.
>>84770664AI shit really did one shot that generation
>>84770664>>84770676do they at least look good?we already took 'fake' for granted with some things, now it's like art can be 'fake'.when AI loses those 'tells', will we just not care any more...? a sign is a sign?
Not one episode of blue peter. That was only for the kids who would go horse riding. Only Art Attack in our gaff and my cartoons I watched before and after school every day. Proper rough. Kitchen sink stuff.
21 year old lass. Fucking hell. Stay off the ketamine are british roses know not to touch that nasty drug.
there was some comics artist /co/ was making fun of because he got caught out tracing Big Ben for a poster he was SELLING for MONEY.but at the same time, is that not what artists do? use reference images? the panel background of a comic book, that might have been (someone else's) photo of a real street. when is it plagiarism? is AI not doing what was already happening, in a sense...?
Making jam rolly polly in home economics and my fucking cunt mum didn't buy the best jam I had to rough it with Asda brand jam. She ruined my life the fucking cunt.
>>84770676It has also fucked the zoomers up. They can't do basic tasks or even coursework without running it through AI.>>84770698No just your shitty perfect looking signs you stick around the house and garden with cringey slogans. Told her to take that cheap tat down.
Garn homes now x Botty so sore am walking like a penguins x
>>84770732>Stay off the ketamine are british roses know not to touch that nasty drug.yeah i agree with this. seen a few where he's met some homeless lass and he'll even say afterwards, she looked older than 23 or whatever she said.they could just be lying about their ages, but yeah, the ket's rough. i can't breathe through my nose as naturally, and i can feel the EFFORT in my lungs. sleeping is harder because of this alone, like imagine having to be more conscious with your breathing. and that's just what's going on UPstairs...
any stuck-in-life benchod in
spinning on two big fat cocks like liza menelli twisting turning thrusting cussing
>>84770760Why'd you get on the ket? Just fucking mental people put this shit in their bodies.
regret not preserving that squash.
>>84770664Can you show us them? Find 'em online if you can't be aresed to take photos. I'd love to know what people actually buy. I used to see so much shite on Aliexpress where there would be some blanket or something with a picture of dragon pasted on it, I can't imagine the sap to actually buy that stuff.>>84770676I saw mine watching a video and asked what it was "It's an old lady recounting stories from her life and what she's learned"... >It's AI mum...Feelsbad.
Just wanted a blue peter badge. Chanced it one day, left bbc1 running, Konnie came on the screen, dad lost the plot, get that fairy poofter nonce muck off my telly are you gay, boy? Look at me when I'm talking to you boy are you gay? You're no son of mine watching that. Dad you're drinking I said dad you've been drinking I burst into tears and ran to my bedroom to vent to my friends on MSN. Yeah, that was my dad. We weren't all so lucky to grow up with butlers. If only he knew his words had condemned me to a lifetime of full whack pip. Damage done.
>tfw no turner syndrome gf
>>84770783Better than alcohol
>>84770791It's the signs like this.
>>84770783https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0gn6pf2/drugs-map-of-britain-series-1-2-ketaminethe lad in this with the carrier bags, says it was like a 'panacea' at first, he words it better than i can.i still think it might have benefits that outweigh the harm if used/researched properly. one time i got R-isomer ketamine (arketamine) really cheap because that's not the cool fun gay club one.there was still SOMETHING to it, lads. but that's not what most recreational users/druggies want from ket.
Something wrong with Neil Buchanan boy? Too rough for you is it boy? I'll show you blue peter boy you'll be blue when I'm done with you no son of mine watches blue peter dad stop it's fine ill watch art attack its fine ACK dad i just fancy the brown girl im actually a hard lad I fancy girls ACK BROWN???
My GNU/Linux doesn't have AI or uploads my files to the cloud. I love being in control.
>>84770818Aaaah, I've seen them in shops. You can see the little stem popping up from the watering can pipe but they're too lazy to even try fixing it because Debbie, 62 buys the the lot.
If my dad didn't find a copy of FHM and Nuts under my bed he would boot me in the balls. He said I don't need them anyway. We were a rough sort the old man didn't want me going soft. On Saturdays I watched pokemon on SMTV Live.
>SEASIDE UPDATEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCbB1-wSH_k
>>84770861I will have to check the ones she has for mistakes. She'll still be in denial and just say "it only cost me a few quid, it's not yours to worry about."
Sometimes mum got me those knock off paki shop pokemon cards instead of the official Nintendo ones. That was life under post-Thatcher Britain. Industry dried up, we didn't know any different, just a rough existence, proper men back then.
tomorrow I start life sober. no more monging out on drugs
>>84770898Ganbatte anon, it's not an easy task, but tis achievable .
I remember when lads would carry beyblades at all times. Never know when you'd have to use it. Rough times but it was just normal to us. I'm glad the younger ones the zoomers and alphas don't have to live like we did. I'm happy for them. Made us strong though, built character.
ive had enough lads
>>84770870KEK people walking past must be thinking why is this fat retard talking to himself?
>>84770856what distro you rocking?
>>84770898all the best>>84770908born to questforced to rest
>>84770912astra linux
>>84770908If you give in, you lose the ability to improov.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RiQDCWsk-U
>>84770882Used to get the Simpsons scratch n sniff cards. Probably too cancerous to do these days.
>>84770912Devuan
Good digestive R&R this wasI fink yesX
>>84770907>beybladesThose were the fucking days lad
Why do so many lads here have linux? Can't afford windows?
Me? Face down in a puddle of piss after that golden showers oh aye x
>>84770919>>84770940who do i believe, /britfeel/??
Never even sniffed a wet fanny, got no reason to live
>>84770956Can't afford windows to bloating my system out with their AI slop
>>84770967>Can't afford windowsPoorfag
>>84770961Never even sucked dick too.
Nobody cares about Henry Nowak anymoreI expected more
Can't imagine being so poor your OS and software all needs to be free. All my gadgets are decked out with the latest software, apps etc not bothered about the cost
>>84771007actually 'free software' means 'free to do what the terms of the GNU General Public License dictates', not 'free as in cost'.
>>84771022Obviously means free cost since you dont pay for it. Free.
been using linux for 16 years now. tried windows 11 for a day before I couldn't handle the complete marketing and AI bullshittery any more
corrr a free city.
>>84771073Free to live there no rent all the shops let you just take what you want for free? No? Obviously not same free as Linux then
i just want open-source alternatives to Sublime Text and JDownloader2.i understand why they can't do games etc, but this is the sort of software they're all into. why are these the two programs that are the way they are?also the 7-Zip guy needs to just let someone else draw his icons/toolbars. people already have. i thought open source was about collaboration, not being a lone wolf...?
>>84771084you can put Linux on a disc and sell it.you can't change things without obeying FSF/GNU's rules, however. they're like the software RMVP.
Let's go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzvM-kfoKg
is the nice choonposter also the MS lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpHq-ORkU3U
>>84771100Getting something for free then selling it on for money? Poorfags are wild lol
>>84771125I like choons and have MS, but not sure if it's me.
>>84771005Preston Davey verdict is in next week, that will be all the mumsy types are talking about. 13 month baby who was bummed to death by two fudge packers who adopted him.
>>84771137i'm not sure who i am any more either.
7pm. five hours until midnight. when it'll be the 9th, i'll get my PIP rolling in, i'll be able to get food.maybe even there and then. 3am takeaway or something. i want proper ingredients and stuff though, bread and (multipacks of) pop.
>>84771149It's just I also don't have a good opinion of myself, so thinking of me and nice, isn't a natural feeling.Probably is me, I do love to post em a lot.Speaking of.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDsKAsiIKw0
at what point does an app having promotions in it make the app itself adware?imagine paying for YouTube to watch adverts without ads first.
Little lid got blasted kek https://youtu.be/S4idZ2M4pz0
>>84771253bloody hell that was a mental twist.police seemed really immature to begin with, kids were actually more respectful/reasonable than them (at first). was this huge news over there, or just a normal thing that happens? were people fine with the conclusion it says at the end? imagine that over here.
>>84771253I genuinely never understand the motivation behind these sorts of interactions. Why bother to run and try to kill the police officer? You turned what would probably be a small fine or even just a citation from the court into a straight up first degree felony minimum decade in prison entire life over right there. Like... what did he think would happen exactly? How did he imagine 'winning' that situation?
>>84771398he probably just wasn't thinking it through, more reacting. loads of criminals flee, even though they'll have to return to their home or whatever. shooting the guy is like an amped-up version of that ('more shooting = easier fleeing').or maybe he WAS thinking and assumed it works like GTA. lad just needed to crouch in some bushes for a few minutes.
>>84771398Some people are just low IQ sociopaths. Look at his previous criminal history at the end of the video - assault, theft, drug possession, assault, assault, theft, violating probation, harassment, firearms charge, theft and on and on it goes starting at age 13 and on to 17 where his stupid retard choices finally caught up with him.These are the sorts of people that the English justice system virtually eliminated between 1600 to 1850 or so by executing the most violent/criminal 0.5-1% of each generation. It's the only way to handle that element in society. It is what it is.
oh amanita,amanita muscariahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKXJt5BIZVA
Garn line up the woyalists and blow them all x
used to chill out in a local park. whenever a police car came in, three or four separate groups would always sprint off in different directions.
*realises he needs to stop eating rich tea biscuits while poor tea chips is cooking in the oven*
>>84771498sometimes i wonder if that's the better way around. say you have some choccy biccies, then you're not going to scoff as many chips.
>>84771527I'm just having chips and cheese so would like to scoff all the chips.
>>84770879Have you managed to have look? You should point out the errors. I was on a website looking for the name of bit of equipment in the gym and found this on a blog. People publish this shite for ad revenue, nothing new now but it still frustrates me that boomers have been so done over and become tolerant to it.
used to be proper lush in here. even when people dropped rubbish, that was sound, because if you filled up a bin bag, the bloke at the cafe gave you a free coffee.lake w/ swans, secret compost heap, several PokeStops + Gyms, hedge maze that had no leaves (allowing you to solve it very easily). don't want to go back. i'd rather it live in my memory as i remember it x
>>84771561what on earthi remember when 'infographics' were the cool new thing, like there'd be infographic dump threads all the time. UNTIL people realised it was good for marketing shit, and there was a lot of misinformation from the heckin sciencebros to begin with (remember 'nootropics'? remember 'polyphasic sleep'?)but this is something else. the gibberish text, it's like when some Korean animator has to draw an English sign for a cartoon.
Just rinsed a pack of 5 belgian waffles and it were lush
*remembers the song 'Joker and the Thief' by Wolfmother exists**plays it*
i am the wizard of a thousand kings.
>>84771609I was listening to that the other night after a rewatch of Hangover
>>84771609Woman is a good song for air guitar practice, if you're into that kind of thing.
dont see a point trying to form connections with women they all lose interest anyways
i'm made of metalmy circuits gleam
cant be arsed x_x
>i remember when 'infographics' were the cool new thingDoes he ever stop
>>84771672i know how you feel>>84771673i know how you think
Auto generating the britfeel playlist now thank you gemini
Me? Just want to be gagged and bound by a militia of wantu wribemens and taken back to their mud hut and left out in the sun so all the wantu spaff can encrust me x
>>84771766can you get that radio thing going again?(not /britfeel/ Radio, that other one where users choose the videos/tracks)feels like it'd be nice to all join in on something. you get lads on a game server or a radio show, and it's funny how quickly the seething disappears.
apologies for that time i played 'Sex Dwarf' on repeat. ran out of ideas. i wouldn't be a good DJ.
>>84771800Not im but, t'was another site, many moons ago. BUT I will tell you something it was fun.
going back in time to Juju-era Siouxsie Sioux and rubbing a micellar wipe all over her face.
>>84771827Sex Dwarf Sex Dwarf I'm a Sex Dwarf
>>84771891Offiebod, that.
too late to go to any of the supermarkets, even if i had money in my account.even the '24 hour' one closes at midnight nowadays.wonder if we'll look back at certain facets of life as a golden age. every city had trams. you were in casualty for 12 hours at most. working-class lads could buy fresh chicken breasts. etc.
>>84771800>againI've never done one before lolTrying to see if it works though.
>>84771972Doesn't everything (supermarketwise) shut at 10pm?You can still make it.
>>84772019nah i'd have to shower and i have long hair.also i don't have money and i'm too scared to steal (nowt wrong with that, is there?)
any ASD lads fancy trading for ADHD?
need a piss but not arsed to get up and go to the toiletalso need to brush my teeth soon
depression coming on strong tonight
Wantus breeding my man womb x
>>84772144iktf lad. just sat around waiting for my payment, at this point.do you have anything to look forward to?these things pass, anyway. or at least they come and go in waves (if you have bad days and worse days, there'll be another bad day dw).
>>84771800>>84772012It's on the backburner, i've tried a few things but the audio won't play so I'll try again another time. typing in youtube and hitting enter when you're viewing a thread though generates a thread playlist from youtube vids that've been posted though. Any other suggestions? This isn't britfeel domain anon btw, its number domain mong.
>>84772179thanks ladjust been horribly lonely, usually able to cope with it but it's been crushing lately>do you have anything to look forward to?no
>>84772144Zulu is on youtube for free lad, watch that
l u x u r y p i n t s d e l a d
Dead Red Ned said ow my head
>>84772263>nowew. hope something happens by chance, lad. or routine, maybe? when do your bennies come in (if you don't mind me asking)?
Imagine a fucking female with her fanny out
>>84772420i have aphantasia.
does loneliness get worse over time or is it just dependent on personality and consistent across time for each personbecause ive always liked loneliness but i wonder whether future me wont
>>84772440i will say, i grew accustomed to genuine solitude more than i thought i would. i was 100% wrong about the pandemic/lockdown ('i'm an introvert! i could stay inside by myself for YEARS!' - past me, a fool).but the human brain is just more good at coping than you might realise. hard to explain, but think of it like if you've ever gone vegan or keto or one of them. or given/taken up substances. months down the line that can be totally normal to you.mind you i've had /britfeel/, which scratches some itch. also 1-2 mates even if i didn't see them much IRL (working on it now).hope it works out, lonelyanon.
>>84772463thank you for the knowledge bomb ladi do find myself getting bored often and sort of just waiting for time to passi dont have many strong intereststhough the thought alone of having friends again and being normal tires me out
Hope ssm had an enjoyable holibobs x
>>84772463You are a weasel and a snake. Don't trust a word you say.
>>84772492imagine if these were actually fully-grown animals and the caption was lying, the room is just really big
>>84772518i hadnt considered that that was a possibility
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500 new posts for the rat to spread his lies.
