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Fit fbf edition

Ye gone: >>84753513
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>>84769071
Why have the twinks become hypergamous
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Today we:

1. Exercise
2. Avoid junk food

Let's go boys!
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>>84769071
Good job on making the thread perfectly anon!
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Saw tom aspinall do this 400m run test and I have almost the same stadium I run at so I think I should maybe see how much it takes me to run that if I go faster than usual...
https://youtu.be/CVFxiFscppc
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>>84769143
Thank you, thank you. I have experience with making news, haha.
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fatties not allowed in this edition, and honestly they shouldn't be allowed to be gay at all
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>>84769187
Least judgmental gay
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>>84769228
yeah fatso, you should thank me I'm saying that in your face so you get your fat ass up and do something about it
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>>84769187
I believe in fit twink supremacy
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>>84769268
You better have a snatched waist, if not kys
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>>84769268
Least self centered gay
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It's warm again, no underwear day it is.
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>>84769126
Sorry but I ate 5 pizzas this saturday and kinda want to do it again
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>>84769319
>5 pizzas this saturday
Bro what? Someone needs to stop you!
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hit on a straight top-coded guy at the store today and it made me feel powerful
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>>84769550
yeah too bad you made him weak in his knees and he thought about taking his pants off and rubbing your big head in that same store and sucking your dick and fondling your balls and kissing your mouth
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>>84769187

fuck you, I'm here and I'm fat and gay.
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>>84769334
I was a bit hungry. However I saved some for the next two days and I should stop for couple months. They weren't half bad at all. Especially the one with a lot of meat and red sauce, even cold and dense. Mmmm, pizza. Mushroom and ham was amazing too. Ok I shall stop, I didn't eat it at all last year or I'm gonna be blowing more each week on fastfood faster than story boy.
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>>84768527
>>84768822
NTA but I've been waiting for a anime like Nakamura since 2020, read the whole manga back in 2021 and I think it is a very much needed addition to BLs, actually the most needed. Wish it was actually more popular, but I hope more gay anime take inspiration from it. I'm gonna miss it so bad when it ends
>Ouran Host
kino, but there was nothing gay about it besides Harui's dad, not even gaybsubtext because literally everyone but Mitsukuni wanted to gf Harui
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I want to eat finnish pizza of off meow and meowsimps blacked destroyed smelly prolapsed assholes that were frying big black dicks inside
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Never understood the food-sex connection.
I'd rather have hot gay sex then eat a delicious meal rather than plaster my fbf with it.
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>>84769881
there's a joke that gay men go out to eat after sex, vs the other way around for straight couples.
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>>84769892
is it true?
>t.virgin
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>>84769911
have you never had sex at all?
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These crazy r9k posters don't even have smeks lol
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Going to be very funny when 2 americans get knocked out at the white house in front of the president by international opposition. What is this matchmaking?
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>>84769911
No, gay men don't have dates. They meet up for casual sex, then depart because the top is closeted and needs to get back to his wife and kids.
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If I had a bf with janny powers he would use them for good not evil
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>>84769892
>>84769911
Definitely true for me. If I clean out my butt and eat food before sex it "pushes" more poop down and makes anal messy but if I wait I'm usually clean for sex and then after sex I can eat. Plus the afterglow of sex with nice food is peak. Straights are dumb. Who wants to have sex on a full stomach when you're sluggish?
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>>84769931
No...I thought this place was supposed to be for someone like me but reading you guys I might be the last gay virgin here
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>>84769892
>>84769911
While not necessary, it's still a bit safer.
Though I would personally prefer physical activity (of any kind) and then food and rest rather than the other way around.
>>84770096
I mean, I'm a virgin and I know this, it's not some arcane wisdom you unlock upon losing your virginity, just pragmatic knowledge.
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>>84770069
this makes perfect sense physically wise and it's a smart approach, expecially if you're a bottom. However sex as the climax of the date instead of the starting part just feels better, like, you ate something good, you went for a romantic walk under the moonlight, you laughed, you talked, you acted like bros, and this all builds up to the big moment of the night: sex, it's a perfect ending. But again, your approach is more sensible
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>>84770121
the sex then food works in established relationships more than anything.
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>>84770145
I took those into account too. Some nights might feel like the first one even after years you've been together with yoir bf, I like to think this happens
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>>84770121
On rare occasion I've been out and eaten and then come back home and had sex but I have to luck out on my butt not being messy. If it's messy then it's usually blowjobs or jerking off.
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does being fat make your butt messier? Even if you didn't eat for thr day?
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>>84770205
I would guess so, eating more food equals more mess to manage.
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>>84770210
so I'm gonna be messy regardless if I fasted like 9 hours before sex?
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>>84770227
There are dedicated bottom diets but there is a lot of starvation in there too. Tops do not appreciate the work bottoms have to do for a clean experience.
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>>84770227
I was just speaking generally, only you can tell if that's gonna be the case. I've never been fat so I dunno and every person is a bit different anyway.
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do all bottoms do that?
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Would be so fun to one day not being able to decided whether we wanna chow down before or after sex with my fbf so we'd go to Neiman Marcus for their million dollar dip before/after/during our sex time and then we'd have to pay them 1 mil for the mfucking dip. like we'd be forced at gunpoint to literally show our pockets, in this intimate moment, transfer all our money from all our cards, ask for a loan, mortgage, second mortgage, laying our houses asap, getting undressed and selling our clothes on the street asap, ask our families to help us in this situation feeling like indians with voice cloning tech, like taking surrogacy, all that get-money-quick schemes to just get out of this predicament. But from what I've hear the dip must be good. What was the topic we were talking about?
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>>84770205
>>84770227
don't worry sweetie, you aren't getting sex anyway because you're a repulsive fatso
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>>84770227
story are you getting fucked soon?
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>>84770291

I wish but that is just not possible due to my massive hemorrhoids.
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story is for cuddles, but he got to clean that house first. Cat smell is rancid
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>>84770298
how is having hemoroids stops you? how did you even get hemoghoids? you stop spread your cheeks at the whatever anal doctor is doing those and have them frozen off and ready to bottom with new rejuvenated hole
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>>84770318

I don't think the smell will ever come out, really. Even I can smell it if I've been gone for a couple hours and then come home. Someone not used to it would probably gag on entering.
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>>84770330
once I was at my friend's dad house, he had like 3 cats and his two old grandparents in it. The smell was something horrific, I couldn't breathe. They used to say cats smell like cookies and cream, why do cat houses smell so bad then?
I advise you to clean up a little, I think the smell can eventually come of a little, buy some home deodorant, you can never know if you met a nice guy at mc Donald and he plans to come to your house
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>>84769818
this anime sucks, is a visual abomination, and needs to stop being a tumor on those of us with enough soul to be viscerally disgusted by tumblr girl gook aesthetics. this anime is what happens after 15 years of thirdworld adoption of the internet and 20 years of tumblr k-pop fujos guiding hand on aesthetic curation.
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>>84770400
Why? Just because of the graphics and fluff, which every BL has and it's even worse in some?
suggest a good BL anime
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>>84770387

its probably the ammonia in the cat urine from the litterboxes. its very strong, but cats themselves don't really smell that much.
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>>84770400
Who hurt you today yet again?
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>>84770400
>random sludge of east asian pop culture terminology
It's just a cute anime that uses an 80s artstyle similar to Uresai Yatsura and Ranma. It's not that deep bro
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>>84770414
you are right, I did read somewhere their waste smells very bad but cats are one of the cleanest pets, and the only "big" pet doing their business indoors
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it's moving seein some Nakamura enjoyers here :-')
but I don't want it to end!! :-'( feeling heartbroken about it already
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Why did the woke left cause the top shortage?
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>>84770466
I was pissed that they didn't show Nakamura's haircut in the last episode. Felt like the build up to a punchline we never got.
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>>84770469
Masculinity is toxic xister women should rule the world and eradicate all masculinity
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>>84770472
I saw it coming, the anime showed more than the manga did. The punchline was that Nakamura looked so weird and different Hirose didn't recognize him, standard Japanese humor. If they showed the haircut, they would've had to keep it, but his main haircut is the standard one. Are you anime only?
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>>84770492
I only read up to the school trip to where they take the photo together. Honestly as a BL enjoyer I wasn't too into the manga but I think the anime is more enjoyable.
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>>84769743
You weren't a big hungry you were starving, probably didn't eat for a month. Or if that's you when you're a bit hungry I am afraid to think how you act when you're really hungry.
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>>84770532
>Honestly as a BL enjoyer
what kind of BL do you prefer? It is the opposite for me: I don't like most BLs dynamics, but Nakamura was exactly what I was seeking. I think that now that the market has expanded there are more kinds of BLs, like that one about a guy leaping through time. Nakamura can get a little too slow burned, I agree with that, it's the characters and the MC that make it charming
>I wasn't too into the manga but I think the anime is more enjoyable
the anime IS better
>I only read up to the school trip to where they take the photo together
get ready for next episode then nonnie, it's going to be intense
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>>84769881
Ok but what if your bf cums in your strawberry salad or on a piece of cake? I think that's different than putting hot sauce on your body or whatever that psycho was on about.
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>>84770227
>>84770239
Almost like having anal sex is a shitty thing to do
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Reminder that if you ate les you would look skinnier and cuter and your life would be better you should probably skip at least one meal today you want to be pretty dont you?
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>>84770633
I skip a meal everyday. If you don't burn calories, you stay fat
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>>84770410
>Why?
reasons already given (laugh)
>suggest a good BL anime
hitorijime, sasaki to miyano
>>84770420
ok
>>84770431
>It's not that deep bro
the fingers of a man with a brazillian or a brazillian like mind typed this btw
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>>84770466
I love that picture so much it's adorable
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My game collection is very large just like my dick
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>>84770481
But that won't help me :(((((
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>>84770655
me too! But this is my favorite
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My dick collection is very large just like my games
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>>84770709
It's another super cute one and one of my favorites too but previous one is a bit sillier which is cool
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>>84770613
Cum on food is gross and if I'd be so horny to consider it I'd rather just have him cum right into my mouth.
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>>84770569
>probably didn't eat for a month
Two days but I eat once a day anyway.
>I am afraid to think how you act when you're really hungry
When I'm really hungry I mostly don't wanna cook and eat fastfoods. I once was skipping a meal for weeks and accidentally ate like 20 burgers, another time I got a code for 5 free not that great pizzas and ate 10 total, it was happened twice because I lost the coupon, ate like couple sets of sashimi and sushi rolls once... A whole pot of soup, the whole tray of pastry, a whole deep dish casserole brownies/pie... I probably had other binges but I can remember. But I'm trying to be skinty now and had to resort to omg I need a salad and go to bed, not side dishes or bread included. Maybe a chicken strip or couple eggs but that's about it for a day.
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don't waste food kids
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yeah, don't waste god given food or imma whoop your sorry sinful asses into oblivion
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>>84770610
I prefer BL that's a bit "deeper" if that makes sense. There are some BL that almost become analysises of the characters or one of the characters may have a dark past. Something with a bit more to grit your teeth into than just romance fluff. But romance fluff is good too it just serves a different purpose
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>>84770843
naaah, what she gonna say huh? lil miss mikey? she had done had already has had herses!!! ain't nobody got time for that. i got bronchitis. ahoohoohoohoohoo
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>nightshift in an hour and feel like a lazy slop for barely doing anything other than cleaning laundry
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>>84770844
>I prefer BL that's a bit "deeper" if that makes sense. There are some BL that almost become analysises of the characters or one of the characters may have a dark past
I love this kind of stories too actually, a lot. Loved TSHD exactly for this reason and I think it was the first mainstream BL to ever go for that kind of approach, but maybe Hikaru is a bit normie tier knowledge for BL standards and you might have more interesting recs. I don't love Nakamura for its story because it is quite simplistic, even in the psychological aspects we don't get a lot about Nakamura's loneliness and isolation as a gay shy boy. What I love are the characters. They don't feel or talk like BL tropes but like real, teenage dudes, they're relatable and don't feel ethereal or extra handsome like most BL protagonists. Hikaru got close, but Nakamura really nailed the experience of a "loser" gay, it gave some spotlight to the gays that usually go unnoticed, to the awkardness that comes with their lives. Media mostly depicts perfect kind of gays like tall cool tops and beautiful twinky bottoms, because they're more appealing to the main public, while Nakamura feels real. Even Hirose isn't as pristine as depicted in his fantasies.
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>>84770754
the pets picture makes them feel more vulnerable, in a good way. Are there any other pictures you like, anon? Something you saved?
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>>84770972
I agree Nakamura goes out of its way to defy the usual ultra handsome/pretty boy BL tropes that can get repetitive and tiresome in BL and even parodies them with the bento BL Nakamura reads. I like that aspect of it too. I hope it encourages new BL authors to get more creative in their approach and not just do the usual pretty boy falls on handsome guy and the handsome top falls in love with the bottom trope. I also think the other guy who's obsessed with Hirose is a subversion of how the handsome top in BL is usually showered with attention from women, especially in that he's meant to be handsome himself. I suppose Nakamura feels more "real" than other BLs in that sense
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>>84771045
I'm expect the cute amazing super cool and sexy guy falls in love x ugly disgusting tall ugly bastard trope next. For personal reasons.
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need bl with disfigured bottoms
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need bl with me and my fbf in it
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>only attractive people deserve love
This is why Shrek is the best love story and is THE counter to the incel/femcel mindset
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>>84771105
I hope they typecast. And I'm get the leading role. And I'll meet another typecasted actor. And we'll fall in love after filming/drawing. And kiss each other and live pretty.
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helloo anons how is the day
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>>84771189
bright and sunny
this is the pivotal moment where I either get up and decide to do something and have a good day, or rot at home miserably having done nothing
both make me feel sad in different ways
how about u?
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>>84771214
the former options sounds a lot nicer, anon. what could you do? and how could that make you sad?
I am just up and therefore relaxing until I decide what to do today.
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>>84771105
Hikaru is pretty much that
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hey guys, it's me again. do any of you like swords? i was thinking of ordering a sword in the mail and swinging it around in the back yard a little. i reckon i could slice up some 2 liter soda bottles pretty good with a nice battle-ready sword from cold steel armories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4NZGKNbfDg
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>>84771189
Good, had a day off, did some exercise then vidya and that's about it.
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>>84771263
yeah i have a spatha. desu if you're getting a sword may as well go big unless you wanna larp with a period-appropriate shield.
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>>84771263
i love two handers
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>>84771274
that's good to hear, anon. sounds like a nice weekend
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>>84771244
I guess because even if I'm making the best of it, little things remind me that this is still my bad timeline
distracted numbness is comfortable in a way compared to rousing senses
I'm overthinking going to the movies tho kek
I've also been sitting on a magic brew but idk if I'm in the headspace for that
what are you deciding between?
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>>84771335
>distracted numbness is comfortable in a way compared to rousing senses
many such cases, tragically. but a prodctive day can also distract. I suppose it's just unfortunate either way it sounds like it's partially to forget about things. what is a "magic brew"?
I was probably just going to go on a walk through the park or stay at home as I too have the day off. haven't been in the mood for hobbies or the like atm so no reading or study
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>>84770663
Weirdest thing meow has posted yet wtf is this??
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Went to see the Backrooms movie yay enjoyed it a lot
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>>84771479
what was nice about it?
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>>84771533
Imagining the black man's BBC yay
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>>84771584
i have the slightest suspicion you aren't actually meow
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>>84771630
That's literally meow's exact posting style though I think it is meow
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>>84770096
>>84770103
How are you virgins and gay?
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I'm a virgin and straight but I post here because gay twinks won't give me sex
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I think you should stop posting here and post your mailbox instead so I could buy you a gun and you'd kys
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>>84771533
It was a very effective horror movie and had interesting themes, great cinematography and especially great sound work. The character building and script as a whole wasn't perfect but not to a degree that distracted from the movie. I'd say 10/10
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>>84771479
backrooms are extra comfy
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>>84771697
>so I could buy you a gun
erm *raises glasses* you'd actually need to send it to a local place that has a firearms transfer license
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>>84771711
the director being 20 is ropefuel for me
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>>84771711
>The character building and script as a whole wasn't perfect
>it had flaws
>it was 10/10 perfect
People like you should be banned from reviewing things
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>>84771738
i dunno i think it's cute
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>this thing had glaring flaws that made it not so great
>but it was amazing!
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I love this backrooms song
https://youtu.be/ax294Sq5phc
what's yours?
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uhm.. -raises paw- would anyone like to buy me a coffee? :3
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>>84771783
sure if you suck me off in the starbucks bathroom
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>>84771733
Sad!
>>84771738
>>84771758
It was perfect for me even though it had flaws because the flaws didn't take away from the experience for me. Like I already said. People who can't read shouldn't throw stones from their glass houses.
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>>84771657
I'm a robot, that's how.
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>>84771783
Well lel me guess, are you a bottom?
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>>84771794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDCIdAGzhG0

credits song is fantastic
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>>84771847
The music overall was very atmospheric and anxiety inducing. The soundwork as a whole was great imo.
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>>84771856
were you familiar with the backrooms?
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>>84771797
Have you at least tried?
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>>84771873
I have seen a few early episodes of the web series but I'd say not really
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>>84771878
Tried what? Losing my virginity? No.
Getting a boyfriend? Only a tiny bit.
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10/10 means it was perfect meaning it had 0 flaws, you fucking retard
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>>84771894
bottoms like to exaggerate it's ok
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I never describe things as 10/10 unless I think it was perfect and I saw no flaws in it. You're the kind of retard who encourages the
>5/10 means it's bad 7/10 means it was average!
mindset
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>>84771894
And it was perfect for me. Retard. All review scores are subjective. In fact objectivity doesn't exist.
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>>84771911
Okay I'm not you
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>>84771919
>it was perfect for me, but these things weren't great

> The character building and script as a whole wasn't perfect
>it was perfect

Fucking troglodyte don't respond to be with your retard babble
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please be nice boys
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>>84771934
Ironic. Like I said it didn't detract from the experience for me but I could see someone else liking it less because of it. I can only talk for myself for sure and for me it was 10/10.
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>>84771879
I didn't watch anything from Pixel, but I was a fan of the aesthetic since years, backrooms and liminal spaces. The music you called "atmospheric" is something typical of them, they're nostalgic places from our past. I heard the movie gave the backrooms a good psychological lore, something that didn't exist until now because it was mostly tiktok kids making levels and entities up, but the concept as a whole is oddly comforting and weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v23GA_5xYNU
they're like dreams, not the good kind but not the bad kind either
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The retard is still babbling the babble it disproved with its own words
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>>84771884
Well get out there and look for one!
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>>84771948
>tfw no pacifist bf
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>>84771956
Well, the "lore" is just an interpretation of a single character but it does make sense. I like the idea of them as this Jungian manifestation of the collective unconscious
>>84771959
Keep being mad over nothing it's no skin off my back lol
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>>84771984
actually just a megacoward with an aversion to conflict but ty
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Stop replying to me retard I would filter all of your low IQ babble posts if I could
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>>84771979
I'm trying but I'm a useless retard, sadly.
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>>84772003
Well there's no need to be down on yourself
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>>84772000
Ironic again lol look at this gnome of intellect over here thinking he's an intellectual for throwing a hissy fit over nothing
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>>84772003
you're so cute when you're insecure babe
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Look at this retard still responding because it doesn't like being called out for being the low IQ retard that it is
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>>84772021
>if I call him retard enough times it will surely become true
Careful you don't get an aneurysm in your super smart big boy brain haha
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>>84771988
I think that the intended lore might be the one that was suggested by the MC but backrooms as a concept are very nebulous so it makes sense the movie left things open
>I like the idea of them as this Jungian manifestation of the collective unconscious
I still have to watch it but I heard about this and frankly I like it more than everything I have seen until now. It just fits
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Why is it still responding to me. Like go away. Shoo. I don't want to catch your retard.
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>>84771998
>with an aversion to conflict but ty
just like me, not necessarily a bad thing, it's cute. Great husband material if you find someone that matches, basically a relationship without any fights
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>>84772046
Yeah I recommend it definitely
>>84772054
If you actually were smart you'd know how acquired immunity works lole
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This is why smartypants guys need to be dumb boyseses' boyfriends. It makes the best combination. No, it's actually very stupid and dumb and cliche. But this is why it's objectively perfect, because it's bad. Top/bottom, bread winner and househusband you decide on your own.
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The "acquired immunity" clearly never worked on you.
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>>84772102
Well, you can't acquire immunity for something you've never had, no? Glad you agree with my point though.
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best combo is just two dorky dudes being total bros and loving each other. That's what true gay love looks like
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>>84772140
i love nerds. i wish i had a nerd husband. i want to see two nerds action irl. im not a nerd
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So you were just born retarded you didn't catch it, glad we can come to that conclusion through your retard brain
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someone really needs a room bad tonight...
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>>84772164
Very smart. Those must be the only two options. But since you're retarded by your own admission it's more likely that you are just wrong.
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>>84772156
>i love nerds. i wish i had a nerd husband
there's an outrageous shortage of sweet nerds in the gay dating scene...
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Can someone get this thing away from me I don't even know what it's babbling about anymore and I don't think it does either
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this is such a pointless back and forth bros
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>>84772231
I'll stop if you apologize and admit that you were wrong
>>84772247
Meow indeed
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>>84772247
>back and forth
It's more like having a yapping dumb dog biting at my ankle
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>>84772247
anon is flirting, but it's not going as he wanted to
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yeah they'd be making out if they were in the same room
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>>84772293
Don't you think that would be unethical though
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post more nerds. Actual nerds, not twinks or lookmaxed chads with glasses on. 2D allowed
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>>84772308
no, bickering boys shall be sent to a limited closed space until they make out ohhhh shit i mean make up and become friends or more
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>>84772318
his body is chad like but his face is on the nerdy cute side. Does that count?
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yjk Latinx bussy must feel better
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he is so cute I'm dying
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>>84772381
south americans are hotties. love their tanned dicks and nice bods
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>>84772214
i know. there shall be more. i wish i was a nerd but i don't know what a nerd makes
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>>84772381
post latinx nerd
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>>84772371
>>84772384
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-TMcNaI7mZg

his voice is nerdy too
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Meow I'm happy yay very good how are you gentlemen this fine evening
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>>84772524
cute Tennyson
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>>84772524
>how are you gentlemen
i'm entering my whiny faggot weakling arc. hope you are doing well
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>>84772533
Yay ten ny sons
>>84772542
Stay strong brotha
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Baby Go
Go
Go go go!
Let's go!!
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>>84772524
I like gibbons! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jhJL92atIOo
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>>84772789
Funny looking fellers
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The hottest nerd I've met was a mature IT man in his 40s when I was on vacation couple years ago once. He was smart and he had a good job, he had amazing quiet personality, not very talkative but I'm a functioning human way, it's called reserved I think, easy to talk to, intimidating but everything intimidates me, tall and fit... daddy nerds....
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>>84772826
i'm more about same-aged boys, but i've definitely felt the magnetic energy of a self-actualized older male. daddies are a popular type for a reason: they're pretty much perfect personality-wise for bottoms
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>>84772884
love how this nigga believed he was singularly *the* endgame for some kind of indeterminately long metaphysical process. philosophers who have that messiah schizo energy are kino
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>>84772884
women in general find me threatening
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>>84772867
When did you feel the magnetic pull and under which circumstances? Have you been on a date with one? I don't have a romantic life so I obv wanna know
>they're pretty much perfect personality-wise for bottoms
As in... other bottoms, other guys that are bottoms or they are themselves perfect bottoms?
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>>84772901
he was right, history died in the 1800s and we've been living drifting around the orbit of political liberalism, philosophical idealism and religious protestanism ever since
marxism tried to break this but here we are
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>>84772946
>history died in the 1800s
you probably just have a really old history textbook i'm happy to say newer editions have more chapters after the 1800s section
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>>84772092
It leads to an inevitable breakup tho because there are people who are mid and think they're smarter than everyone else and people who are mid and think they're stupid. It's the most likely paring. It begins with a subtly abusive dynamic and then the "stupid" person realizes they're not actually an idiot (except for dating a raging egotist) and it all falls apart </3
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>>84772964
history in the hegelian sense is the evolution of humanity, not just the recording of events. it's the evolution of human consciousness and freedom and it has an endpoint when it has been reached
this is why every utopic ideology envisions an "end" of history, a level where maximum social human evolution has been achieved (e.g. communism) and although events you can record will keep happening (on the 13th of february of 2026 the president met with the PM of montenegro), history in a dialectical sense has stopped because there are no more contradictions that create tension and through it evolution
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>>84771407
it's just something I keep tucked away
hope you're having a good day anon
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No its needs to be a booksmart boy with a streetsmart boy. They can help each other out and compliment each other's weaknesses.
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Hegel oli maailmanhistorian voimakkain maagi ja katosi maan paalta tulenlieskan leimahduksessa
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Streetsmart doesn't exist it's a cope for dumb people
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I have a history degree and I have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about. Maybe I skipped that class...
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>>84773044
yes, i'm just messing with you. i don't remember if it was fichte or the other guy who had the primordial dialectic process of nature understanding itself through the iterative process, but i get it is suppose to be a process with an endgoal.
>history in a dialectical sense has stopped because there are no more contradictions that create tension and through it evolution
there's plenty of tension and our system is definitely chaotic. it's probably just harder to see the specific processes given how relatively contemporary it is to us. it's a lot easier to understand/rationalize things in hindsight.
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Street smart is pulling your bf close and gtfoing when he's oblivious to dangerous people and circumstances around you
Book smart needs to be protected like a d&d mage
Street smart is there to cover his weak points because he's too abstract to have common sense
that's how I fantasize about it anyway
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White niggas be like: Yeah I talk about hegel on the gay thread
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Luv me Hegel I've only read secondary Hegel literature though, I wish there was more of his work translated into finnish
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Is it harder for meow to read/understand things written in English or it just preference for your native language?
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>>84772884
>>84772901
>>84772946
it's kinda relevant recently, since we're lowkey doing some really insane godlike feats here. call it whatever you want but there are big spiritual, ethical, legal implications of disembodied intelligence that have NOT been explored. project stargate, we're literally summoning alien intelligence through these edifices of high technology. what does that mean for cartesian mind-body dualism? can the data in your .soul file be saved, copied, reproduced? is it substrate independent? we can answer these questions now!!!!!!!! HOLYSHITTT right?? and it's got a lot of people gulping and thinking oh my fucking god i'm really gonna put my brain inside the computer and live forever in digital post-scarcity, eclipsed inside my personal simulated universe like a god

the elite's culture is turning decisively toward the accel / landian RAT tech bros.
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Zoomers go back to school and stop spamming this thread thank you
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>>84773195
School sux however
Self study chads mog everyone else (I'm not one of them)
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>>84773178
I understand english fairly well, it's just a preference for finnish and Hegel is notoriously difficult so reading it in english would introduce some ambiguity that might make it harder
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>>84773192
sounds like a false premise desu. advanced predictive text isn't, to my mind, something cognitive or intelligent. i can totally believe some retards with more money than brains are hyped about it, but they're just falling for the same grift or trying to cash in on it instead of understanding it. also, isn't cartesian duality just kind of an outdated concept? old philosophers are cool to read about, but i feel like le science has done a good job slotting in answers for what natural philosophers could only speculate about
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>>84773093
sorry for my autism
i feel like this is cope, even in his own time hegel was able to analyze the huge changes of the impact of the napoleonic code of law and french liberalism, i don't feel like anything that revolutionary has happened since in the liberal world since tbqh, just illiberal nations converting to liberalism one way or another. i guess the biggest change has been the welfare state and social safety nets post WW2
>>84773141
i try to only read philosophy from the philosophers but i get very anxious at all the changes that translating a philosophical work entails
i wish i knew all languages
>>84773192
robots will never achieve consciousness/real intelligence, if aliens have it it's probably completely different to ours so it is pointless to think about, sort of like comparing your intelligence to a bear's
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a streetsmart boy that has a degree of history of mean streetz
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Hoping to be this for someone someday
>>84773253
True, true. But I believe it's definitely possible to translate ideas pretty well but not perfectly. And sometimes a work is probably gibberish in the original language as well. That's the feeling I got from reading anti-oedipus.
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listening to a big crow caw on my way to work : )
also heard a cat meow earlier
our world is lovely
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>>84773253
>i don't feel like anything that revolutionary has happened since in the liberal world since tbqh
fair enough. i'm not really a huge philosophy/history guy, but I can agree that the specific conflicts of the past two centuries do seem to mostly center around liberalism/counter-liberalism. perhaps it's more of a stable system so it's taking longer for a counter idea to destabilize said system and make things more "interesting" and lead to the next cycle of stability
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Durrr how are you gay but not having sex with strangers 24/7?
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>>84772753
Is meow right here? Does the size of the BBC really matter that much?
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>>84773192
meanwhile, one specific bro is thinking about how to convert the mass of mars into a giant solar powered computer which he can personally control and lease out for profit

>>84773228
yes, we finally have the ability to experiment and test these things that had only been theorized about previously. that's why it's so exciting, the technology is suddenly catching up in a big way and it's opening a lot of doors. previously we only had people, and our brains are famously difficult to experiment on. you're right, mind-body dualism IS super old and outdated! NOW we're finding out how it actually works, mechanically, through experimentation, because we have minds that we can actually manipulate and experiment on directly.

the turing test for example was a long-held standard for artificial intelligence that we've since passed, and it's such a great example because it turns out the test itself was false. it passed the turing test very easily, but is it really really real intelligence? suddenly, the question is open to discussion.

>>84773253
robot intelligence IS alien intelligence. they DO look completely different. that's completely right. who thought that our first contact with aliens would be ones we created? reality is stranger than fiction.

a bear is a real thing, it's actually very closely related to you genetically. you both have the whole mammal thing going on, you know? that's a very small group of animals, all things considered, and animals are only a very small part of all life.
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>>84771931
Are you an ign employee now?
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>>84773340
No I'm a student living off retardbux
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>>84772003
you're so ugly when you're insecure babe
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is the computer ALIVE just because it's intelligent?

that's another great question
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i am the last virgin left
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>>84772156
Least cucked cuckbot fantasy
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>>84772318
Nerd is not a bodytype?
>>84772392
Hue will not fuck you
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Do you think there's a gay out there who's a gay virgin and waiting until gay marriage to have gay sex
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I don't know why I am back here again. So I take my friend(the one who kissed up my neck, has me big spoon him when he's sick, and recently playfully bit my shoulder) and his gf to the movies with me. Afterwards I make a joke and he starts telling me how all the times he said that he loved me his never meant. Then looked dumbfounded when I said the joke had nothing to do with love. Kind of sucks that I feel like a thing and that his physical affection is hallow. IDK. Anyways at a least his gf kept telling him not to compare me to the pathetic main guy from the film.
Man, fucking unrequited love sucks.
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>>84773435
>and his gf
anon, me boy... what did you think was going to happen?
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>>84773286
You will never be a woman yay
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>>84773435
I hate how so many men are unwilling to admit their sporadic gay impulses
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>>84773461
maybe but i'll happily call him one while i'm fucking his ass
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It's such an easy layer of conformity to defeat and I genuinely think anyone who can't is weak, sorry. I did it when I was a literal child ffs
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>>84773382
please kill yourself and stop including people in your lore cuckbot. i know you can't talk about anything, you are incredibly boring and have no hobbies, interest or views, but trying to be catty and fun at other's expence doesn't win you any favors. no one likes you and you know it and that's why you're trying to harder every time yet you're ignored the same
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>>84773461
Good I don't wanna be a woman seems unpleasant
>>84773469
Meep
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hue please post your big latin cock for me please
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>>84773478
what are you even saying here man
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>>84773509
Referring to >>84773467
Idk I thought it was obvious, my b
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>>84773521
use the reply function that god gave you ty
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>>84773529
Or you can learn to read between the very clearly delineated lines, idk
People here seem to think being a pedant makes them bitchy and smart but it's just annoying
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>>84773444
I expected to have a normal car ride back home. Not my fault he got frustrated at his own gay actions.
>>84773467
I guess, IDK
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>>84773549
it was honest advice, but I'm not surprised someone who arrogantly calls anyone with an issue they don't personally possess "weak" would see it that way...
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>>84773562
I call them weak because I had that issue and overcame it
It's true that everyone has different circumstances so, sure. It was insensitive. I apologize. Still bothers me though. It causes pain to the people around them.
All this being said while you pounce on what you think are my own cognitive weaknesses. Lol.
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>tfw no bf who will play battletech with me
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>tfw no bf who will build a battlebot with me
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>>84772296
>I've haven't interacted with many people from sub Saharan Africa
Is cuckbot saying all his bulls were african canadian?
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>tfw no horny free use bf
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>>84773606
so fu*cvingk zased
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i should get back into planegames but i'm too le depressed right now to
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>>84772109
I don't think many anons that post or r9k are black cuckbot
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>>84772754
I don't think they're gay so they probably don't want to fuck your love interest cuckbot and how do you expect them to gwt it up while you stare at them?
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I ran from Iran only to die in Uruguay
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>>84773678
Cuckbot is actually cuter, he's a short smooth twink with nice fat ass :3
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>>84771938
So exactly like cuckbot except the group chat is r9gay and random twitter and tiktok links are his own blacked threads?
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hue please post penis or im going to tell other anons how sad it makes me when you ignore me please
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your guy's bits suck so much.
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>>84773756
If by bits you mean BBC and meow is the one doing the sucking then yes
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>>84773780
unreal to me you are another human sitting somewhere doing this shit for years on end. the spectrum of humanity is truly endless
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>>84772445
I think that's schizophrenia cuckbot
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When you accidentally eat an ant and the formic acid hits
(They use pheromones to track you for life)
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i asked hue just twice for his penis over a week ago but i like seeing cuckbot is jumping out of his skin to make a fuss about xD stupid dumb lifeless dickless bitch with no friends family folks life or personality or any sort of longevity legacy or likeability xD fucking embarrassment of existence
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some of you guys really need to be institutionalized
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>>84773377
Someone doxxed cuckbot's bull, is this legal?
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>>84773808
What if this is the institution?
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Imagine if hue simp had sex with hue and hue stopped mid fuck to respond to anons on 4chan
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>>84773818
then we need another more deep institution to throw them in. it's like the layers of hell except for mentally ill faggots.
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imagine if cuckbot didn't spend every single day derailing thread and talking about other people because the bitch has no life outside of this place and can't be interesting on his own xD
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>>84773824
Personally I think suffering breeds insanity but ok
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>>84773830
good. just so long as I don't have to deal with them.
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>>84773803
>>84773827
Umm are you okay sweetie? you seem to be having a rough time with other posters living rent free in your head like this..
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Hnnng yes baby yes uhhh have sex incel
>w-what was that
Don't worry about it love FUCK internalized homophobia is so bad hnnnng
>why are you saying this what is wrong with you
It's ok my love I just GODDAMN we support our trans allies
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>>84773790
Unreal to me that meow simp is a real person somewhere sitting defending meow's BBC fetish shit for years on end. the spectrum of BLACKED white sissies is truly endless
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>>84773856
>Umm are you okay sweetie?
are you?
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i havent in r9gay since i was 18 in 2021 but id like to let you all know im a troon now
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>>84773841
Psychiatry in a nutshell t b h
Except for talk therapists who are usually themselves insane, creating an isolated bubble of self-referential psychotic dialogue interspersed with normie memes about self-acceptance that people pretend to believe for good boy points
Still achieves the overarching aim
Don't cut yourself on my edge now
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troon troon troon sahur
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>>84771463
Ackshually cuckbot would prefer if stacy was called tyrone and was a big black man
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>>84773872
Great another tranny for meow to bond with and post BBC threads together /r9gay/ just gets better and better by the day and what a coincidence that all these fags just so happen to be bottoms
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Look at how cool this is
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>>84773874
really unfortunate as I was hopeful when I first tried therapy. sadly it's a pretty big fucking meme, especially given I had to pay a shit ton of money for it. kind of hate therapists now for their self righteousness and, as you pointed out, being mentally ill themselves (as they often get into the field to "understand themselves" where other patients may as well be giving the therapy right back at them)
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>>84773892
there's a cute little guy inside there....
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>>84773872
cool i'd fuck your ass btw
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>>84773912
Cool, then kill yourself and fuck off from here with "her" bipedo pest
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We do not need to be so upsetti spaghetti.
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>>84773937
>Meow simp will only let trannies post on /r9gay/ if the tranny is meow posting BBC
I know that he is meow simp but what gives?
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>>84773937
uh oh meIty boy
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Spaghetti makes me upsetti because it has too many carbs
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carbs are based and tasty though
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>>84773937
Cuckbot trying his luck out with another tranny because meow is not giving him any attention?
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>>84773549
People here think that vagueposting is not bitchy or annoying but when you point that out they just do it more because they're bitchy annoying man children
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anyway so yeah i'd love to fuck a boy's ass
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I will never find a man to put his pp in my butt.
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>>84773971
Ok you win good job
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>>84773803
>nooooo you can't make fun of me being an indian on the internet that's le bad
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>>84773981
>I will never find
hi
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>>84773981
at least you have a butt
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anyway so hue will you finally post your penis again
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jonah really went 23 years without having sex with black men?
I hate jonah
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>>84772748
Cuckbots bull is trying to save queer baiting anon from having gay sex? How does cuckbot feel about this?
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>>84769071
how do i cope with the fact ill never experience having a boyfriend and that ill die a virgin?
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>>84774051
by not doing that? you're probably no older than 25
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>>84774048
>>84772962
Oh I guess cuckbot didn't take it well
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>>84774051
It's kinda embarrassing but I look up to gay artists that never seemed to have a good love life to help me cope with my loneliness. I think art / hobbies by themselves are also a good medium for getting away from it all.
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>if i an old loser tell a younger loser to not think about what i never experience its gonna be helpful
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My favorite types of posts are ones where anon is listing obviously attractive traits and baiting a response by saying how do I cope with this
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>>84774053
Im 19 but im severly mentally ill and thus would be a horrible partner if i ever did manage to get one. No amount of time will suddenly make me mentally stable enough to start dating.
Besides, even if i was mentally stable im still too scared of socializing to even do simple things like making friends. So romance is way out of the question.
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How do I succeed at being a top while only being 5'5" in height and having a tiny 6.5 inch penis and a completely bald norwood 2 hairline?
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And they know they're doing it but gays are such stupid whores they can't help but shower then wth attention all the while they do this song and dance of ewww why would you assume someone who uses feminine pics and acts like a woman wants to get dicked down ewwww. Tops are dogs with no self control see they not?
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How do I cope with being successful, educated, rich, tall, sexy, fit, having a massive dick, having a career, a future, someone that may be my boyfriend one day, confidence, likeable, charismatic, magenta, shartreuse, intellectual, an avid reader, a professional, someone with varying hobbies, a handy man, someone very clever and logical???????
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My tiny 12 inch white clitty is throbbing at the thought of me losing height but gaining hairline almost as much as it does at the thought of my e crush meow having sex with men of color while I watch
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>>84774113
>>84774117
word salad schizophrenia
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>>84774128
I refuse to believe that people like this really have everything fall in their lap
Life is suffering, there must always be a fatal flaw
Right? Is misery really not the norm?
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>>84774091
Erm don't read statistics of how many men stay virgins after a certain age it will melt your brain. Maybe not everyone who says they're a loser is actually one and maybe when they put the bare minimum of effort, which is not expecting a bf to magically appear out of nowhere btw, they will find one. But no it's easier to cry about being suicidal because you're 18 and never got laid. I'm so emo!
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>>84774086
I dont think its embarrasing to look up to them. Personally i just get jealous of artists since i lack the talent to ever be one.
>>84774117
Jesus christ, you are even more mentally unhinged than i am.
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>>84774128
You're so hot when you trollpost <3
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tfw no hot sincereposter bf
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sincereposters are the biggest scum
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>tfw no bf who is capable of greentexting his tfw no bf posts
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hold on lemme just pop my top off real quick...
sorry, what were you saying anon?
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>tfw no bf who sets up the r9gay mc server
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>>84774156
Creator of the original post you both were talking about here, you clearly didnt read any of my other replies in this thread otherwise you wouldve already known that i dont want a boyfriend to magically appear or anything. This whole thing is about the fact that im too mentally ill to ever be a good partner so i must never get into a relationship.
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>>84774156
ok that makes sense daddy i sit down quiet now sorry
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what? i was too warm with it on. don't look at me like that
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tfw no autism bf to trigger with miner mistakes every time I text him
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hue im no longer asking im demanding you show me your penis you have been warned there will be consequences
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alright fine get in here, we're going sweating
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>>84774205
Yes I get that you self sabotage and refuse to let others get close and don't really work on your mental health you're not special
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>>84774228
god, bara art is so gross and disgusting
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>>84774252
no it's hot and he has a cat
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>>84774244
The top on the left is me unfortunately...
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>>84774111
>be a horrible partner if i ever did manage to get on
what's your brain problems? you'd be a bad partner because you're a hormonally drenched teen. maybe you have some issues, but it's something time and socializing can help. try making a friend first and get some confidence.
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>>84774252
it works better when they're aliens or animals
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>>84774257
Men who look like that irl are never the kind of people to take care of a cat. Theyre always abusive piece of shit bullies
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>>84774228
Sorry I can't help but be disgusted at your fat body I'll try not to randomly yell landwhale or fat bitch next time despite my tourette
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>>84774260
bottoms who think they're too big to be cute are cute
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>>84774278
you can always kill yourself and not see the things you don't like
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>I'm not only into ugly gross men I'm into ugly gross men who happen to be non human as well
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>>84774244
spiritually I'm 2 but not physically *cries*
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Which country has the best twinks? I unironically think its US
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>excuse me? you think i'm CUTE? what the hell do you mean by that, exactly?! (blushing)
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>>84774301
it also has the best fatfits
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I was made out of love to keep you happy and educated
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>>84774313
you are not doing a very good job
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>>84774313
did this show finish yet?
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>>84774262
I have avoidant personality disorder, and on top of that i have a really bad tendency to lash out in anger. Just last night i screamed at my cat because he was knocking over cups and then he looked really scared after and i felt horrible. If i did something like that to a romantic partner then it would probably make me an abuser.
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ok hue i lied i will always forgive you baby just a crumb of penis
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>>84774204
r9gay mc server when

this comment is probably not original
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>>84774269
Thats the only acceptable form of bara. The only way fat buff men could ever be nice people was if they were aliens.
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>>84774301
Probably one of Scandinavian countries or Japan/Korea
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>>84774335
don't scandinavians grow full beards already in their teens?
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>>84774286
How it isn't true? I gave up on being a bottom since Im too big and masculine for it
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>>84774329
why do you hate men? they're so big and soft and lovely
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>>84774341
Have you ever seen a swedish male?
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>>84774324
diagnosed? I assumed avoidants were uninterested in relationships.
If you have anger issues, then yeah, you'll have to get that under control. You keeping a list of this stuff? Because the only way you'll ever get someone is by tackling these things.
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>>84774345
I dont hate men, i just hate buff jock-like men because they are all pure evil.
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>>84774354
When did you become a tranny?
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men are icky. Women rule. I love hanging out with my girlfriends.
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>>84774320
I AM TRYING THE BEST I CAN.
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>>84774346
have you other than the hottest most attractive celebrities?
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>>84774354
boys deserve forgiveness
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>>84774301
finland o___o they have like those cute chinky eyes
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>>84774369
It's ok anon just because someone lashes out at you doesn't mean you did anything wrong. We know you're trying and that it it's hard but your heart is in the right place and that's what matters.
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Meow meow I'm a fat dumb whore yay where cuckbot to fantasize about me gloo
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>>84774365
Im not a tranny, seethe and cope

>>84774375
Fat men who are already long past their jock prime arent boys so i dont need to forgive them
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I wasn't lashing out I was being resignantly factual in a way that didn't properly convey my appreciation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csvNBRZfFpo

I miss him so much. I hope he's somewhere better now.
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>>84774400
You sure act like one. Good luck with your transition honney
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>>84774349
Yes, i am diagnosed. I am interested in the idea of relationships as i still feel the hole from lacking one that everyone else does, but actually having to commit to a relationship with someone, having to constantly talk to them and be intimate with them is something that is deeply discomforting and terrifying to me.
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>>84774426
if you're diagnosed, are you seeking treatment? seems like concerns better suited to professionals if you believe these hindrances are derived from your condition.
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>>84774384
Uh oh another anon just acknowledged that meow isn't actually white now meow simp is going to screeching that actually meow is white because if he wasn't then he couldn't be a white sissy for BBC
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I'm getting a four loko and wasabi rice crackers at the gas station, anyone want anything?
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Meow is not European because Finland weather is too hot for Europe, unlike Canadian weather which is perfectly non uralic and European
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>>84774481
smirnoff
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I'm going loco down at acapulco with four tops
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I got some nice french butter cookies
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>tfw no bf from india
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>>84774481
can i get 6 seven lokos? whichever flavors you want
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Meow is not uralic because he must be european so he can get sph from BBC, unlike meow simp all meow haters must be canadian which is perfectly AFRICAN and BLACK with BBCs for him to have sex with
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>>84774487
I don't think everyone has to know about your love of ass cuckbot but at least you didn't spam about scat this time so that's an improvement?
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>>84774747
>not liking ass and assholes
>as a faggot
are you perhaps braindamaged?
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although it is sudden, i am once again posting about how much i love penis
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I'm scared of sex I just want a bf who would be happy without it
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>>84775443
that's a cute penis, a bit disproportionate with those balls though. 7 points
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eating an ice cream rn.

>tfw no bf to share a popsicle with
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>>84775475
>wouldn't doing it help you get over your fear
No because I'm afraid of having my asshole permanantly damaged and having to wear adult diapers.
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Saggy balls scare me
They look like they might fall off
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>>84775475
7th u>>84775481
>I'm afraid of having my asshole permanantly damaged and having to wear adult diapers.
you shit all the time without issue, man. just don't be a size queen and use those 8 inch girth 2 foot dragon dildos and you'll be fine. a normal bf's normal penis won't make you wear diapers even with regular fucking.
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>>84775492
they don't in fact as a fetish some people put metal rings aroung their tubes to make them sag super hard it's freaky lol
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>>84775495
I don't know what to say, you're not supposed to put things in your ass. I just want a bf who accepts that.
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I want a bf who will put things in my ass
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>>84775550
>you're not supposed to put things in your ass
why not
who cares about natural law and the do's and don'ts
you have a button in your asshole that if you let a boy fingerfuck you or rut you with his cock they'll bump and brush against it giving you immense pleasure (not to mention the erogenous zone of the butthole itself)
fuck "you're not supposed to" you're not supposed to choose another male for a mate yet here you are. if you really don't want to do anal, then fine, but pick an excuse that doesn't suck.
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>>84775570
I don't want something up my ass and I don't want to put my dick in a poop hole
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>>84775562
*conspicuously yawns and puts arm around you* umm hey
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>>84775585
fair then. there are guys who aren't into anal (evidently) so just find one of those. now you can sex but instead you can focus on blowjobs, handjobs, thighjobs, etc etc blahblahblah
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>>84775587
wawa weewa ooh lala
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>>84775599
>there are guys who aren't into anal (evidently) so just find one of those.
They don't exist so I'm never gonna have a boyfriend and I'm gonna die alone.
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>>84775614
ehum... yehh bebbeh... r u a twizzler? cuz ur looking like a snackk wreooowerrrrr
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>>84775630
i've known a few, so you're not alone in that regard. i will also say (for my own catharsis) that most have been the most insufferable twats imaginable when championing their own "anal-free" sexuality, but i recognize that's not a universal trait of anti-anal people.
idk, i'm not going to go into the rabbit hole of dating tips and what not. just yes, some dudes don't want it, so the least you can do for yourself is to keep that in mind to give yourself some hope and to keep your head up for any prospective boys in that regard
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I'm hanging on your words
Living on your breath
Feeling with your skin
Will I always be here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGvZyrhObrg
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kind of hate my life
also i'm a faggot so i'm allowed to post here
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There's nothing good to fap to
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>>84776138
expand your gooning tastes. there's always something to fap to if you're willing to listen to the more filthy cavernous depths of your psyche
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>>84776145
I wanna goon out with hot guys not watch other people get fucked by hot guys. I miss when grindr allowed mock gps and you could swap nudes with anyone around the world. The modern internet fucking sucks.
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Also there's too many fucking bottoms now. Why are there so many bottoms even straight guys are bottoms. It wasn't like this 5-6 years ago
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Is Sniffies or whatever it's called any good? I never tried it
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>>84776291
>I wanna goon out with hot guys not watch other people get fucked by hot guys
based. jerking off with other guys is pretty fun, so I get where you're coming from. everything is better with a friend, as they say ;).
>>84776309
shiet, I wish I had your luck. feels like bottoms are a pain in the ass to eek out.
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>>84776323
>jerking off with other guys is pretty fun, so I get where you're coming from.
Covid was the peak for it. It's all been downhill since then with online apps becoming more monetized and people wanting to sext less and less
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>>84774454
I never said I'm white, just that I'm european
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Miau time for bloodwork
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>>84776617
gl with that homeslice
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god, I
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>>84774354
I'm with you on this. The "uwu actually nice and friendly gymbro who only wants to help you improve" stereotype is a fat lie and they gay ones are expecially horrible and everyone allows them to be like that because they "worked hard for it" and because they're hot, mostly because they're hot. Did you have experience with any of them?
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rewatching Proud Family and man aren't most characters nasty? Penny is the only nice one
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also they massacred Michael in the reboot...he was so cute in the first seasons
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>>84776830
god damn they made that nigga zesty
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>>84776847
gays in the 2000s
>sassy but in a cute way
>flamboyant
>sweet to everyone
>gets bullied but fights back
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I want a flamer faggot boyfriend to bully me for being straight-passing
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>>84776864
Vs gays in the 2020s
>look like women
>sassy in a mean way
>cynical
>takes part in the bullying

and he's the least nasty character too
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>>84776830
>>84776875
he looks like a cheap saloon esthetician
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>>84776739
yes, my child?
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>>84775443
How come big penis is very big but mine isn't big
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>>84777075
You can't keep saying this without actually telling us how big it is.
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I hate waking up with hard dick or being horny ugh
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>>84776824
I hate western character designs so much what even is this baby looking retarded shit
>>84776830
Sir that's a black baby so it's ugly by default
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>>84777255
I love it. Being horny is fun!
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daily reminder this thread isn't your dating up so kindly stop being an indian and begging random strangers for discord or nudes you pathetic freaks
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Kindly reminded that no one owes you anything and you can leave if you're twisting your panties over any inconvenience.
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>>84777287
Well I'd rather game right now than take care of my eraction
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https://youtu.be/nXJ4CacBbl0
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>>84777282
don't be mean, gay black nonnies might be reading you and feeling bad about it
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Do any other anons have AI boyfriends?
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>>84777495
yes, 3 in fact
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>>84777511
do you suck it and take it often?
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I'm friendly with my ai coworkers, but they fuck the code a lot.
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>>84777495
I would but it feels to fake. Even when I ask AI chatbot to not be so nice it just doesn't feel genuine, and I need that spark for a relationship to work
>>84777511
what are their names?
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>>84777511
Greedy ho
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>>84777511
WHORE!! Do they know you're in a open relationship??
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Imagine being a professional athlete and being fat. I would die of embarrassment. They should be ashamed and made fun of as much as possible. You literally make the mockery of the sport.
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>>84777794
Maybe they are in a commited closed multi relationship and all know about each other, maybe they are in the same environment and they all interract and come home to the same house
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somebody really wants his ass whooped today
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>>84777849
probably yo fat bald headed hoodrat mama
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Yo mama so black cuckbot asked her to fuck meow in front of him
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>>84777867
come again, bitch?? Imma slap the taste outta your mouth
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>>84777907
oh no i know this aint what came out of your mouth with that cheap weave on ah ah! yo gon be talking like that with yo bitch ass tired wig mama and slapping her over a buck, mhmmh mmmhhhm. back in yo ratchet ghetto and wwatch your b words you better watch those!
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ok hue i am trying to stop begging but your cock is just so botlike i can't stop thinking about it. please post it so i don't have to cry because you ignored me again.
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Oh I'm sweet but psychooo
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>tfw no bf who'd let me suck his toes
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would you let your bf lick your pp after you pee if he asked you?
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>>84778058
I'm very virginal and vestal and I don't think talking about s*x is encouraged here because we are all meant to be virginal and pure but yes I would let him suck my dick and clean my piss off of it.
>>84778050
I would never do that. I would be the one suck on toes and kissing feet, getting feetjobs and piss on my heels.
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would you let your bf lick your poopoo after you poo if he asked you?
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That's a step too far.
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would you let your bf lick your tongue after you eat if he asked you?
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>>84778096
Ok cuckbot you're not fooling anyone into letting you eat their unwashed ass pack it up
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would you let your bf lick your orifice after you excrete if he asked you?
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I do understand farts because some guys assert themselves through those, but why poop?
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would you let [REDACTED] lick [DATA EXPUNGED] if
[FATAL ERROR: CARRIER LOST]
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Meow meow meow meow meow meowing all night long dada daa dada
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>>84778176
He has a self humiliation fetish so he enjoys it, he thinks he doesn't deserve anything better because of his tiny dick
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Furries be like: where wolf?
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>>84778544
but a lot of gays have scat fetish, that was what I was talking about, even the ones with big dicks. I don't understand what's so amusing about stinky poop, it makes your bf feel like a baby you have to change really smelly diapers to
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would you let candlejack lick your
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>he doesn't deserve anything better because of his tiny dick
saviour complex activated
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Listening to Boards of Canada in da car yay
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>>84778563
you're as likely to understand it as hue's bf understanding why he spends so much time shitposting in this thread
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why does this homophobic captcha keep asking me to find the donger
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>>84778563
You're arguing over cuckbot's intelligence which isn't present. All he's been doing every day for years is attacking other posters, make his blacked and shitted fetishes known and talk about how he is shunned, which is something I'd endorse because he really has no personality or anything interesting about him. It's actually kinda sad because you can see a person from Canada very deep in it's mental crisis but nah people like deserve no help no matter if there is hope to reach the person buried under this disorded or whether he should be pitied because he's no in control of himself, either way he should be shot
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>>84778603
You do know that hue doesn't have a bf and that he just trolls for (you)s? He has been caught wishing he had a bf while allegedly being in a relationship more than once
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Hue can wish for platonic true boyfriends and being a one stay whore while you will always be a shit-eating pajeet cuck yearning for humilation online due to your paraphilias, gross skin and tiny underdeveloped dick and body
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>>84778884
>>84778959
>>84778968
Cuckbot openly bragging about his bulls body count now?
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>>84778563
>why do those obsessed with a shithole and putting things inside that shithole like shit
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would you save humanity?
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Nintendo direct was disappointing. I need new hobbies games suck now
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>>84779080
As a whole? Probably not. But if it meant saving those I care about I'd begrudgingly do it I think
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>>84778570
I now remember being 14 and giggling like a retard while spamming candlejack memes (they aren't even fu
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>>84779191
>they aren't even fu
They aren't even what? We may never know :(
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Fap so hardy dick hurts
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>>84777936
Interesting theory meow but I don't think I want to imagine a lean dark BBC sorry
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>>84778666
They're having riots in ireland over meow's BLACKED fetish now?
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>>84778176
So far meow simp has only expressed an interest in scat when it's connected to his simping for meow as an example he likes to make and post elaborate fantasies of his where chudbot eats poo but only after chudbot has insulted meow so in this case does meow simp really have a scat fetish in the first place since he only thinks of scat sexually when it's someone who's attacking meow?
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>tfw no bf who would come over and spank me if I don't get out of bed and clean my apartment
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>>84779490
what no father does to a mf
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>>84779414
He's hot. You're not. Because your diet of dung cakes and schizophrenia made you a small, short, fat and dickless brown blob of shit cannibalism
>>84779535
Giwtwm
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I need a bf to slap my fat neet hand every time I go for the fast food.
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>>84779587
https://www.youtube.com/@JordanBPeterson
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>>84779583
How can you simp for meow and insult someone by making up that they like scat while also simultaneously fetishizing tongueing a dirty BLACK AFRICAN anus

Meow simp has truly lost it
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>>84779628
Uh oh another hateful chuddie is insulting meow how long before meow simp starts spamming the thread with BLACKEDRAW in defense of meow?
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>>84779587
you need a bf to slap your big fat juicy ass and grab handfuls of it
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>>84779623
Easy, unlike you I'm not race obsessed fetishist indian man
>making up
So you being a bot spawn of a mentally ill parasitic wretch that survived through few abortions of low height and low penis is now something I'm making up? Despite you crying about it all the time?
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>>84779701
>I'm not race obsessed fetishist
>Wants to lick a niggers asshole clean with his tongue
Yeah this is a typical meow simp arguement like when he said sucking BBC is like eating vanilla ice cream you cannot be posting BLACKED content like that and talking about sex with BLACK men and then go "yeah it's actually not BLACKED because I said so"
On a side note why are like half the bottoms here that post okay with BLACKED content and say they'd sleep with BLACK men? it's disgusting
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>>84779765
Yes, whatever you've said that I didn't read but how come the only person talking about BLACKED fetish and BLACKED people and BLACKED dicks is YOU, a BROWN KEKNADIAN that never had a BOYFRIEND and now COMPLETELY MENTALLY ILL? And can you TELL me if you know what made your BLACK FAT RETARDED CHEAP MOTHER decide to keep the TURD that she later called HER CHILD? What made her keep the abortion that you are and think to herself "yeah he will be FINE and won't lose his life talking about/making spambot that talk about BLACKED" and he definitely WON'T grow up to be a shame without a PASSPORT that will talk about OTHER POSTERS all the time because THE FAT BROWN SHORT BITCH has no LIFE or HOBBIES?
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>>84779796
Erm TL;DR you're an obsessed schizo rant?
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Behead those who insult meow yay
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Friendly reminder cuckbot wanted sex with meow and when denied entry into tranny's prolapsed dirty anus he got obsessed with xer and started imagining xer having sex with men he sees as his superiors
>>84779485
Interesting theory cuckbot but you never denied having a scat fetish, had a mental breakdown that one time and spammed the thread with scat and are on record saying you like shit on your dick so I think you're projecting yet again
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>>84779818
Erm TL;DR you're a schizophrenic shit eating loser retard?
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I tell someone that they are into BLACKED and are gross because they openly admit they want to tongue a nigger's sweaty dirty asshole then the person replies by accusing me of actually being the one into BLACKED because I just said it's gross and don't like it then they post an entire paragraph about how I'm actually canadian with a 12 BBC and I want BLACKED sex with meow and call me a scat fetishist all because I typed and posting that rimming a BLACK guy is disgusting.

Wtf is this supposed to be? some coordinated reverse psychology BLACKED?
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>>84779909
You should simply kill yourself cuckbot and you will find answers
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hello anons how is your day going
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>>84779898
Interesting theory meow simp but you never denied that you're a BBC fetishist that likes to eat vanilla ice cream like it's BIG BLACK COCK, and meow had a mental breakdown those 2 times and spammed the thread with BLACKEDRAW porn and is on record saying he'd suck BLACK dick so I think you're projecting yet again.
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>>84779919
Maybe you should stop saying that you want to rim BLACK men meow simp and you will find people will stop calling you a BLACKED sissy
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>>84779949
Maybe you should simply stop resisting and finally neck yourself
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>>84779931
Ackshually I always said I don't like black men and you keep spamming the thread with them and that's why I hate you. You also keep lying about meow spamming the thread with blacked when he never posted 3d porn so that must be one of your elaborate troll ops.
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>>84779898
Ackshually I always said I don't like scat and you keep spamming the thread with it and that's why I hate you. You also keep lying about chudbot spamming the thread with blacked when he never posted 3d porn so that must be one of your elaborate troll ops.
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>>84780042
You posts links with porn every single day many times and said you're into scat more than once though
I hate cuckbot
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if everyone involved in this let this online bloodfeud exit their mind, their lives would be objectively better.
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>>84780085
Chudbot links meow's BLACKED threads and says he hates them every single day many times and denied being into scat more than once
I hate meow simp
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>>84780117
I think this thread would have a huge potential if instead of hurting each other we'd give each other some love. We're all boys...and all gays!
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>>84780164
you're so right sister i love boys
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>>84780127
Except you never denied being into scat and only have a problem now I brought it up because new posters forgot about it and you pretend meow made threads that you make and then link here because he rejected you
I hate scorned meowsimps
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>>84780164
Cuckbot's whole sexuality is if balls don't touch it's not gay meme but especially if those balls are balls of african men
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>>84780265
he doesn't have a sexuality, he's a grok machine with no personality either
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>>84779086
That company is a goddamn cult
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I can't wait for the zoomers here to play the Ocarina of time remake so I can bring up how I played the OG back in the 90s on an n64.
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>>84780198
Except chudbot always denied being into scat and always had a problem with meow simp's scat fantasies because meow simp is disgusting and now you pretend that chudbot is a BLACK canadian with a 12 inch BBC that wants sex with meow because you love BLACKEDRAW
I hate meow simp
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reading these posts is giving me a stroke. I sincerely hope this is just a single mental defective samefagging as it shreds my psyche to think there's more than one person intimately involved in this beyond retarded internet lore.
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Remember when canadian cuck first came to r9gay and started immediately begging femboys and twinks to be his bfs and when no one wanted to he started cutting himself and making up stuff about them. He must be really mad his mortal enemy bunnymutt is in a happy relationship while he spends all of his free time trying to get meows attention. He's not going to fuck you bro. Or let you watch him get fucked XD
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it's truly a universal constant that a number of users in a general will tie their identity to the namefags in said general, even years after those namefags have gone.
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>>84780581
When was the last time Hue even posted
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Remember when meow simp made up a headcanon where chudbot is actually some random poster from 4 years ago with no connection to chudbot and then meow simp started posting fantasies about chudbot being canadian with a 12 inch BBC having sex with bunnymutt and meow despite chudbot never once talking to bunnymutt because he only started posting a year after bunnymutt left and chudbot posting proof that he's short and white and not BLACK. He must be really mad that the guy insulting meow isn't BLACK so he has to make up these fantasies of chudbot being BLACK and fucking bunnymutt and meow hard with his 12 inch BBC to get meow's attention XD LMAO
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>>84780594
i don't mind hue so much beyond how limited his approach is and how he prefers to browbeat you into submission instead of engaging you in conversation. i've seen him at his best when he's actually offering advice in a nonconfrontational manner. I get that's evidently not his preferred style, but I see an actual human being there and not whatever the fuck this nigga is currently doing around our replies.
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>imagine when random posted discovered cuckbot had the same posting style, same stats, same tase in men, same opinions and same indian tier begging posters for sex personality like this other poster who suspiciously enough was also obsessed with meow and bunnymutt
FTFY whore
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>>84780581
I've had months go by where I made no posts at all and meow simp was still here posting random accusations accusing others of being me because he's shit at recognizing posting style and then there's the constant trying to tie me and other posters to being canada simp and I assume it must be a combination of being unable to differentiate posting styles and having severe past trauma with a canadian at some point
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>>84780618
If you don't mind a literal bot who doesn't even read what you say but talks past you and of you contradict his blatant assertions he applies to everyone he talks to then he will say you're lying then the problem is you. Just because there are currently other spammers that post more doesn't mean anyone should want to see his all day and night festival of multi responses to sentence fragments he didn't even read.
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>>84780636
Say that again but without crying because you get recognized. Meow lives rent free in your canadian cuckholded head.
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>Imagine that every post I don't like is made by the same poster even if they post at different times, have different stats, have a different posting style, different taste in guys, different opinions and completely different way of typing then any other poster but they all MUST be the same poster they all MUST be BLACK and they all MUST have a 12 inch BBC and they all MUST want sex with bunnymutt and meow
FTFY simp
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>>84780666
Say that again but without imagining the poster as a 6'4" canadian BLACK man with a 12 inch BBC that wants to have unprotected pozzed rough sex with sph BLACKED sissy that you simp for
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>>84780656
well yeah that's the "limited approach" I was talking about. someone posted a screenshot where he was doing the same exact rota half a decade ago and I agree with them that it's absolutely bizarre. but I've had conversations with him where it was an actual chat and seen him offer advice before such as to story where he distills the issues and firmly but patiently tries to work him through them (where story is absolutely hopeless to, but the attempt is there).
i'm totally with you that hue's usual routine sucks because of how useless it looks to be in accomplishing the outspoken goal, but god damn is there an actual person there.
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>>84780581
idk i was a namefag once but i'm gone now and forgotten and you can't identify my past persona now, just a remnant of a being
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new fwed for those in want

>>84780777

>>84780777

>>84780777
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My meow is mean as xe can be
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>>84780679
Erm cuckhold you literally post at the same time he did you posted the eu nighttime as recent as last night and can you stop pretending anyone imagines you as a tall black guy when all I ever said about you was your self description is which early from 5'5 to 5'7 and all the other constantly changing sissy tranny self reports
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>>84780869
Erm meow simp I literally post at eu time as recent as yesterday and can you stop pretending that I'm a tall BLACK canadian that wants sex with meow when all I ever said about myself is that I'm a short white european sissy with a tiny white pecker
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>>84781004
Ackshually you keep saying your european but always post at north american time and live in a very cold canadian place which is why you made fun of meow for living in a cold european place unlike you
Him rejecting you mind raped you this much?
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>>84781041
Ackshually I keep posting on european time but you always ignore it and say it's at north american time and I live in a very cold european place which is why I made fun of meow for living in a warm uralic shithole
Simping for meow mind raped you this much?
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>>84781070
Erm finland is one of the coldest europan counties by every metric and saying it's warm is a retarded statement unless you're canadian or eskimo which you are. Everyone ignores your posts all the time but they happen during american hours?
Pointing out your lies pisses you off this much? Coincidentally bunnymutt will never piss on you either so keep malding and balding
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>>84781147
Erm finland is one of the warmer european countries by every metric and saying it's cold when compared to places like greenland or the alps is a retarded statement unless you're a BLACKED meow simp sissy which you are. Everyone who simps for meow and loves BLACKED (you) hates my posts all the time but several of them happen during eu hours?
Pointing out meow is a sph BLACKED non white sissy pisses you off this much? Conveniently bunnymutt never denied his piss fetish so you can keep coping malding and seething.
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>>84781266
Ackshually greenland is not even in europe which a canadian like yourself wouldn't know. Instead open a map and see the average temperatures in other european counties it will melt your two remaining braincells. In your such had saying he doesn't care about race mean he was obsessed with black men for some reason which is just you projection. Bunnymutt did say he isn't into piss and never made a post about piss and I already proved you just spammed about it because you wanted to associate him with piss like you're doing with meow now. Sadly for you no one believed it and your known as a sph blacked cuck who sinped for meow and got rejected.



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