>rise and shine anon *smooch*>you're finally awake sleepyhead I thought you'd sleep all day>I gotta thank you anon, last night was amazing, it was the best birthday a mother could have, I didn't know you had all that in you>you don't remember?>you really don't remember a thing? *giggle*>that's probably for the best>I guess you were pretty hammered>you really thought you could outdrink your old lady, you know I used to be a dumb college kid too anon>what happened? wouldn't you like to know *giggle*>ok fine anon, we were snuggling and we both fell asleep, that's what happened>why do you sound so worried? relax baby>ok maybe we play-wrestled a bit too, I don't remember>my clothes? oh it got hot after you feel asleep so I ditched them>your clothes? uhh... I don't know anon, you had them on when you fell asleep>jesus anon, calm down, that's all that happened I swear, what are you worried about anyway>cmon honey bun, the day's a wasting, we can't rot in bed all day, I'll make us some coffee>unless you're ready for round two...
I would probably wonder why some random woman is in my house and pretending to be my mother
my mother has been dead for 25 yearsshe didn't even got to know me
>>84772319>t was the best birthday a mother could haveAnon she looks 22, just is a bit fat.
>>84772319Id be ready for round 2 obviously >>84772435She could be older, just looking good for her age
Lorna Morgan, thank me later.
suck my own penis and eat my own shit
Nigger we have momcest generals for this shit