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IDF Lads
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Getting my batty crease sparked out and spunked in by a deano x
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>>84772552
It's hilarious watching these babykilling pants shitters get blown to smithereens by drones. Honestly it doesn't happen nearly enough.
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>>84772596
t. muzzie poster
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DING DING
https://youtu.be/k85mRPqvMbE
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down to my last zolpidem-half.

considerations to be made.
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The night of Al-ZVTT
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>octopus catch increased by 7,700% in 2025
Octogeddon!
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a compromise has been reached.
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nowt to smile bout
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>>84772716
you have your health
and maybe mates
or perhaps you have neither

let us know! (a problem shared, and all that)
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>>84772746
health is alright yeah
not really got any mates anymore
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Fake empathy kiwi rat
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>>84772755
can you go outside? owt you can do? trollers gonna troll, but board games or D&D nights at places. they're used to awkward/geeky people and there's an activity involved (so it's not like speed dating or something).
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Go to a d&d event so he can film it and laugh
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>>84772775
i get tired and irritated by people very easily
to be perfectly desu with you
im fine with being lonely i just feel a bit empty all the time
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seasideMARK in Newquay site seeing tour Newquay is a wonderful lovely place Dee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOFqeZvwHf4
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Found this board game night for you at the pub
Me and the tattle squad will be a few tables down spectating laughing our heads off lol x
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Deanos stretching me out x
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Imagine being a sex having Nando's eating normie
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Never divulge to the rat
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>>84772971
Been one of those lad.
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>>84772971
instead I'm a McDonalds burger gobbling virgin freakazoid
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cor these were fun times back in the day.

yep, that's me with alcohol (this was before i kicked it)
also, three daisy-chained battery-powered mono speakers hooked up to a left/right 3.5mm splitter connected to my SanDisk Sansa Clip, since i didn't believe in Bluetooth until the 2020s.

but most importantly, that's the red rulebook from the 1981 Basic Dungeons & Dragons (magenta) set.
they don't make 'em like that any more, lads.
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>>84772629
Plant it and see if it grows into a zolpidem plant.
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Choon init https://youtu.be/b9McVO9hpUE
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>>84773084
that's EXACTLY the sort of blue-sky thinking we need more of round here, cleverlad.
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Yep that's me before i started faking agoraphobia
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Heres an extra pic of me in da club lol a few years ago. Now? Complete nut case certified mentalist, much more mental than you, nobody's been as mental as me before
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The MOST psycho mental, but still lucid enough to judge everyone else's mental illness to evaluate if it's real, faking it, me though? Always legit and very serious mental health, very sad and tragic
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>>84773114
It's a win win, as you either get the plant, or if nothing's happened after a week, you can dig up the tablet and neck it.
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I have got mental elf ;_;
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Do not fall for rat ploys, rat gimmicks, rat affected personas
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nice mistuh wet fwuffy in housie? Nu do bad poopies! Pwomise!
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Who is rat?
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Lol he posted that to poke the seethe nest. He knows what he's doing.
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>lol he is deliberately trolling. So funnay xd
Rat
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>>84773198
Wat am dummeh hoomin! Dummeh hoomin need sowwy poopie! Gib king sketties nao ow get wowstest owies!
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Rat selecting one of his many expendable personality types depending on who he's speaking to and what he needs to manipulate from them
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the BBC dont make good content for working class people anymore, lets come up with some ideas. i think they should make a show where they put cctv inside a pub for a year, they interview the landlord and any regulars to tell their stories
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>>84773266
You should go out and touch grass
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My bits inside a girl's bits
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>>84773291
i go out often i dont see why you think i dont
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I'm more mentally ill than anyone else here, I'm also the biggest loser
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some of you need to read the rules/sticky, i reckon.

anyway, here is a pic of me in da club lol a few years ago.
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Me? Garn get filled ins by deano and the lads tomorrow x
Mosque lids are at the back of the queue after today it not rite what they did to me x
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regret 'ghosting' that lad. but we didn't know back then, did we?

also, here is how i used to take my primary gins. IT LOOKS MENTAL but any drinker (moderation) lads: give it a try. it'll change your life x
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>>84773357
>I'm also the biggest loser
challenge accepted, whacha got?
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Yep heres me in da club, Mr. Agoraphobia as you can see. Become a completely different person depending on what I want and need to manipulate from people at the time well thats what I do dont I? #RatLife
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THIS THREAD IS A TRAINWRECK

what's everyone listening to tonight/
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>>84773412
cursed idf thread
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Reckon this lansoprazole I've been prescribed has been thinning my hair out. Defo stopping taking it. I can't go bald.
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>>84773412
I listen listening to the album The OOZ by King Krule x
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>>84773412
Ceephax Acid Crew
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>>84773358
This is the man telling you he needs lifelong full whack benefits because he can't go outside and talk to people btw
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i have beans egg chedder cheese and beans, what should i make for dinner?
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Might catch up on some Billy Moore. I actually find the homeless druggies he interviews to be quite relatable. Broken people like me. Reckon I might end up like that one day if I'm still alive after my parents kick the bucket.
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>>84773441
also bread
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utterly failed today's Wordle. took too many risks/repeats (just frustrated, trying random letters).

>>84773424
>>84773430
gonna give these a spin!
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>>84773434
You can't beat a university diagnosis de lid x
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Wish I was on Newquay beach in Cornwall
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>>84773441
>>84773454
i reckon all those just...combine?
like cheesy, eggy beans on toast. full English breakfast sarnie sort of thing. under the grill or on a Breville/George Foreman.
(might be a 'mare to clean, mind.)
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>>84773488
but then there's the omelette option
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>>84773507
maybe for YOU there is. last time i made omelettes, it was by accident on Pancake Day.

not worth the risk - stick to sarnies, that's my motto.
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>>84773546
>stick to sarnies, that's my motto.
your wise words guide me anon sensei, an sarnie it is
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thanks for the notification, Windows, that feature you rarely use. thanks for notifying me that nothing has happened.

i turned this shite off anyway, why does it keep turning itself back on? is it not like indexing, where it's just killing the lifespan of my drive?
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15 minutes until payment day, ohmydays.

gonna garn shower while the downstairs neighbours are audibly gathering/laughing. they can't really complain about the noise if they're doing something, IMO.

post some cool stuff in the thread in the meantime, lads x
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>>84773366
good to have standards, little lid
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photo of a local dug I took recently
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some guy feeding a fox
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>>84773663
this would make a great op image
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Garn gets spunked on x
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>>84773619
Surprised you can handle such a thing given how petrified you are of people laughing and meeting and talking to people, just the way you are isn't it?
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How to tell the rat is lying through his teeth: he is talking
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This guy walks up to yer gf and says moo. What do?
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Yeah I have a mystical ball, it's breddy sweet.
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Will, Ruth and her tuppence
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>>84773849
Woah you didn't finish the sentence, what will the tuppence and her do?
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David Pickergill
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Pointless being alive as a neurodiverse male
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corrrr i've come back to some quality piccies

>>84773653
artistic, this, like some famous old picture.
is this actually dangerous or anything? i know dogs have a brain, but say it saw a cat or a bird.

>>84773844
does it change colour or do stuff when you touch it?

and i see those skins, you cheeky devil x
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ffs i wish payments just came at midnight, on the dot. not sure whether to stay up all night or not, but i wouldn't mind ordering some scran in.
(i WOULD walk to an open supermarket, if they existed.)

>>84773911
i feel like this sometimes, can't lie. but i dunno, i've known other neurodiverse people. couldn't honestly say 'their lives are pointless'.
for me the meds do help, it's just getting the buggers.
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>>84773932
Yeah changes colours.
Yeah I know, exif, but doesn't mention location so bleh.

https://files.catbox.moe/7krou0.mp4
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>>84774011
Some banks do. Natwest doesn't.
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might gan for a neuro-d nightwalk. dry the old hair.
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>>84774096
damn that's cooler than i expected.
what was that mad thing in Harry Potter, the Pensieve or whatever it was called? like that.

>>84774097
darn and drat. tried to pay for something just in case (you never know), but nah, wasn't having it.
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>>84774163
Treat yourself to 1, only 6quid.
https://www.smythstoys.com/uk/en-gb/toys/sensory-toys/sensory-toys-and-lights/cosmic-lamp-misty-glow-colour-changing-ball/p/223722
Or if feeling zesty there's a glitter one.
I'll answer both (You)s in this 1 reply.
My mate's bank does midnight payments, but not sure who he's with.
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Wonder where Marjan Siklic is these days
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>>84774196
thanks lad, you deserve those two (You)s. was actually going to ask about it since i have a friend who'd love this tbqh.

always wanted one of those mad space room projector things even as an adult. mate + i thought would be chill to just lie in a room with one of those going, perhaps with substances involved.
(SOMEONE is somehow going to clock that this is because of a scene in a computer game and yes, yes it is.)
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>>84774272
>a scene in a computer game and yes, yes it is.
Parappa the rapper?
Treat yourself to the projector, or even just a small thing like muh mystical ball. Need to find a way to secure a little tall cabinet I have to my desk, then can have a plinth for my cool stuff (some of it not all). Can have muh mystical ball, erupting volcano lamp (not exactly as it seems) and vortex dome.
I also want to try build a cool little fake bamboo and miniature bonsai tree thing, maybe pop a live plant or 2 in/near it, and eventually get a better desk, an L shape 1 would be good. Keep forgetting, but going to pop it on my memory board (whiteboard above the fireplace I have as my memory is getting worse).
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RIP britfeel for the second night running. The nightguard alcoholics have officially fell asleep or something.
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>>84774970
Me? Been too busy enjoying my Fluffy AI LARPs. Stupid shitrats.
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>Go and get a job, go and get a life and go do something different ok?

Shorty boy Met tyrant doesn't realise AB makes more money than a police officer.. Imagine if we didn't have bodycams. AB would be tasting the pavement in the old days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjEwLuf3TqY
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State of them halal butchers. Fucking hell. London is truly third world in certain spots.
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>>84773594
Switch to GNU/Linux lad. No annoying shit scanning your files and uploading them to the cloud. Just use VirusTotal if you need to scan the odd file.
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>>84775323
no thanks lad. i need something that just works. cba tinkering with it constantly.
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>>84775525
Most of the distros work out of the box but ok. Go and try a distro out on distrosea without leaving your web browser. It is faster for me to install GNU/Linux than Windows. Last time I installed Windows it took hours of reboots, more updates, reboot, more updates until it was finally all ready.
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The thing that broke me with Windows 10 was having to resize the recovery partition, run some commands because an update wouldn't apply otherwise. Apparently at some point Microsoft just decided this partition now needs to be bigger (it was set to a smaller size when I first installed Windows 10). Not too much of an issue for me but imagine some non-techie grandma trying that. Ridiculous.

Now with the AI shit and forced sign in to a Microsoft account it must be even worse.
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>>84775592
i dont really care how long it takes to install it. how often do you really install an OS? maybe once every 5 years. i need it to work once its installed and dont want to constantly find work-arounds.
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>>84775640
It just works though. It's better and more reliable. I don't have to download software from random sites but a trusted repository.
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>>84775646
a lot of software i need for work doesnt work on linux.
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It's very good that Turkish women volunteer at the repair cafes in our country. I shall have to go soon and bring some of my old childhood bears to get fixed. We can talk about our favourite asmr triggers and films.
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>>84775654
>work

Oh I don't need to do that.
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anal with ebin
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sex with greggs lass
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Ruth's face when you put it in her arse
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Me? Garn get my wussy pumped today x
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>>84775793
Lots and lot of sex she must be having nowadays with the bf.
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Can't believe are scottish lass is on the wrong side of 20 now. Hopefully she maintains her looks into her 30s.
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>>84775844
They have been together for a while so probably only sex like once a week nowadays.
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>>84775869
Bet he must want some variety. Hope he doesn't let her down.
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Not a fan of this fashion trend to be honest. Looks so much better in a summer dress.
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6 am and me neighbour is pissing me off already with his fumes. I might just start playing some loud music. Fucking dickhead.
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>>84775877
>Hope he doesn't let her down.
I don't think so. He seems like a good guy.
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>>84775950
what are you wearing rn?
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>>84775990
What if another lass is all over him when she's away?

>>84775995
Joggers and hoody.
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Mental how it a new day
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>>84776253
Every day the same for me. Wake up, computer and vidya every day since 2011.
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Sex is a human right and I am denied it. So I will do nothing knowing them normie cunts won't be benefiting at all from me. They'll be paying for my existence.
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>>84776258
Mental. Doesn't it get boring?
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>>84776258
It like groundhog day it sad
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>>84776281
>They'll be paying for my existence.
but you aren't even on benefits
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>>84776301
Yes but not much else you can do in these times.

>>84776331
Very sad but could be worse (could be a crackhead in Piccadilly Gardens).

>>84776339
They will pay eventually.
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stinky homeless NEET on the streets of istanbul
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another day in hell
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This is all me life will ever be. Sad!
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>>84776372
Israel has no right to exist
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Years and years of immigration and putting white lads on the streets has led to the downfall of my beloved Piccadilly Gardens. The council revamped it into this nasty "modern" concrete dystopian shithole. No wonder it attracts all the alcoholics, religious nutters, homeless and crackheads.

Go there any day of the week and you'll see browns and whites just off their head. Fuck GMP.and fuck the council twats. Britain is fucking shit.
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limited time on earth and we choose to spend it on britfeel x
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The council actually think they're going to revamp this shithole and all the crackheads and immigrant sex pests will just disappear. Millions of quid will be wasted transforming this shithole and nothing will change other than its appearance.
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Amerishart here. By the off chance my yacht crashes upon the cursed shores of your depressing isle, what would be the first tip for survival
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>>84776372
I am in England lad. Never left the country. I would move to Istanbul if I could. Got to be better than this grim country full of vape shops and nail bars. Turkey is beautiful and doesn't tolerate antisocials.
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normal people are now getting ready for work while ruthmong posts the same routine for the 1000th time
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Just couldn't imagine what it must be like to be Mancunian and see your beloved city taken over by muslims and crackies. How can one be proud of this shithole high crime city?
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>>84776443
What's the best city in the UK to live in 2026?
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>>84776441
Not that poster. I'm not going to get a job I'll hate and be paid a shit wage. No fucking way. Top it all off I won't even get any social benefits from it - no sex, no relationship...just slavery. Fuck that. Rather be on disabilitybuxx and have my free time at least. Men go to work for more than just money. They do it for sex and raising a family. There is no need for me to work.
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>>84776449
Not too sure these days lad. They're all getting packed with immigrants. The towns are just grim too with nothing to do other than go shopping.
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>>84776449
>>84776467
It's Norwich.
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>>84776467
What's the best city in Turkey to live in 2026?
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>>84776525
Not Ruthmong but it's Izmir.
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>>84776443
These people are only there because Israel exists an jewish NGOs move them into your country out of spite.
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splendid, simply delightful.
I am the glob de lob de lad
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Recuperationshire o'clockington almost, is it not

Oh my

X
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Six burly wantus turning up to my HMO garn full score on my batty until my wectum starts muffin-topping absolutely LUSH lads it tuesday x
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>>84776691
There's no proof it's a HMO
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pour my love down the sink just wasted x
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>>84773932
thanks de lad. nah I reckon it's pretty safe just because I've seen this dog adopt this exact pose many many times over the years, so he's an experienced windowsill enjoyer. most likely has a loicence to windowchill. I also saw picrel on the same street during our most recent heatwave.
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Why aren't YOU eating pumpkin seeds?
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>>84776837
Whose eating pumpkin seeds?
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>>84776841
>Who's
I am and so should you, for amongst other things, a healthy prostate and removing parasites from your alimentary canal.
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>>84776837
My diet consists of 84% pineapple by weight. I'm trying to make my semen taste exceptional so that any woman who tastes it will become addicted to me.
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>>84776849
Won't get you a gf though will it?
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Eating out curry bums x
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Did any of you lads have a 3DS? Surely it didn't actually have a 3D effect, right? That seemed so gimmicky and not feasible. The DS Lite is officially the best handheld console of all time.
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Me and Ruthmong going on a lads holiday in ibiza
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>>84776701
The more you shill against it the more likely it actually is a HMO
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>>84776942
You hire a prozzie together, but ruthmong gets whiskeydick and just pays to watch you fuck her instead
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>>84772596
yeah lol love seeing losers get their just desserts
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>>84776963
Wrong dolly, shitlord
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>>84776968
Is that Turkey? Looks vaguely middle eastern but clothing a little more Westernised and environment not quite as dusty as somewhere like Iraq.
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Me? Garn gets a shower soon x
Deano and the lads are coming round to fill me in like craig david oh aye x
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>>84776977
No. Turkey is a peaceful, safe country. It must be Syria.
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>>84776691
What a way to start the day de lad wow what an experience toe curling experience
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health is deteriorating rapidly
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How do women respond to the fact that if you simply look at them sternly and talk forcefully towards them, not even shouting, they almost invariably just break down in tears? I mean how do they respond to that in the context of them demanding equal rights and insisting that they can do anything a man can.

Men and women are simply different and for the most part women are children in grown up bodies. A child will cry if you speak to them forcefully/reprimand them. A woman will cry also. A grown man will not cry. I feel like this isn't touched upon nearly as much as it should be. The world requires people to be reprimanded and sternly talked to, especially in the workplace. The gay HR-ification of work has been a thoroughly feminine endeavour apparently to minimise the number of times that a senior employee can legitimately talk to a junior one in a stern tone. This is all women want, they can't handle actual real world situations that need real world solutions, they just want to be hand-held and 'guided' and 'mentored' through difficult situations when really men would just be like WHY DID YOU DO THAT? YOU IDIOT STOP, DO IT LIKE I SHOWED YOU. That would solve everything, but if you did that as a man talking to a woman you might conceivably even end up in prison.

Women are just not cut out for the world. They cry at the drop of a hat and it genuinely, literally incapacitates them for hours if not days, sometimes even permanently (so-called "trauma").
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Mega mong
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You was standin' with a wokkle of vk, ready to pour
Dressed in black nike tech and airmax to the floor
So I went in, then we sat down start kissing, caressing
Deano told me about Wacuzzi, sounded interesting
So we jumped right in
All calls diverted to answer phone

https://youtu.be/3imO7PFU5cI?
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>>84777057
>with a wokkle of vk, ready to pour
Deano knows how to treat you well
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>>84776968
I love watching non whites squirming on the floor limbless x
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The Belfast stabbing last night is a classic example of news management, almost textbook:
>a thing happened
>but there's nothing really to say about it
>and mind you don't get interested either
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Marek from the room above welpers in the HMO coming down and roughing him up for screeching at 3am on a weekday monring
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>>84777135
They should know by now that the video is already out there and anyone who has watched it knows what actually happened. They've done a shit job at scrubbing it from fb as well. Mate of mine sent me the vid at 3am, I only saw it when I got up at 9. They've usually wiped it all by now, I wonder if they haven't wiped it because they know the people of norn iron will start rioting and they'll use the fact the video wasn't scrubbed as the flashpoint.
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>>84777135
Ever been to Belfast?
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Me? bent over inside the freezing cold wacuzi getting wucked by deano and the lads before we bounce for a cheeky wandos x
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>>84777135
I really do hate how entire articles will say literally nothing of substance or interest. I haven't seen the video, but given the sheer emptiness of the reporting is it such a wild guess to assume the perpetrator is one of the New Irish?
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>>84777135
Yeah don;t look at the video, it's gory, and the guy isn't even brown so no point looking at it. You a weird pervert watching this perfectly normal Irishperson.
WEIRD!
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>>84777170
>One in his 30s man, who police say they believe to be Somalian, remains in custody after the incident on Kinnaird Avenue in north Belfast at about 22:30 BST on Monday.
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>>84777179
>Somalian
Black, Muslim.

Millions upon MILLIONS MUST GO RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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What's the go-to site to watch such vids uncensored these days? I hate how you can't just see the video now, you have to dig through /pol/ threads and shit. Censorship is disgusting to me on a truly visceral level.
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xyzLad when are you going to give us an update on here?
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>>84777202
He's back in China now, mission compreted.
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>>84777202
Can't wait to be further data mined de lid?
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Wonder what it feels like to get beheaded
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Just watched it, yeah oofff, nothing to see here just like the BBC said, just part and parcel of life in a city inint? Somalians have been in Belfast for centuries, arguably even longer than the Irish have.
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>>84777202
And you need to take that suggestion on board for the draw pad.

>>84777208
>>84777212
I want to believe he was a lad with good intentions
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>>84777215
Insanely painful for a couple of seconds until you lose enough blood to lose consciousness then its over.
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>>84777219
Also try to add in a movable embed window for youtube vidya
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>>84777219
It was super weird, and especially seeing as now all the shit spam has seemed to stop as well.
Probably just a coincidence, but also I'm a tad schitzo, so is it really?
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Memes aside how do we get rid of the muslims? Most have british citizenship
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>>84777219
>I want to believe he was a lad with good intentions
Mug
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>>84777240
Nah the spam carries on, latest at 10:21, unless you're oon about another spam. But I know what you mean
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>>84777245
The politicians protected pets? It will never happen, that's why we need something to happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ucDiz3GYrg
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My wussy is absolutely oozing with creamy deano spunk and it not even midday it lush x
Garn for a cheeky wandos now it deanos treat x
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>>84777257
What needs to happen? I never click on youtube links here
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>>84777274
Uuuuuuuuprising
It was only a guns and roses song.
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incel uprising
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morning friends. got that PIP today, didn't i? will i be able to make it to the shops, in my state? only time will tell (but probably not tbqh)

>>84774338
>Parappa the rapper?
nah, that Life is Strange. PaRappa the Rapper would be far less embarrassing.
good luck with your little trees lad (go for the living ones, i dare you). no shame in writing stuff down--memory problems happen to us all.

>>84776734
wonder if those lads ever pretend to be each other, just on the sly.

>>84777057
>You was standin' with a wokkle of vk, ready to pour
i feel PROFILED
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>>84777257
>The politicians protected pets?
that isnt true the muslims arnt voting labour anymore they're voting for muslim independents wes streeting almost lost his seat to some muslim girl with no political experience, they know if trends continue labour will never lead a government again
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Big get coming up. Can britfeel claim it?
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>>84777245
Parliament is sovereign and could in theory simply write a law which strips muslims of citizenship. Obviously this is very politically unpalatable, so other options must be considered:
>immediate cessation to chain migration, no family members, no 'dependents' etc.
>immediate cessation to standard visa routes, instead reformulate entire immigration system around a set number of pre-determined available visas (number decided by Parliament) which are then bid for on the market by employers who must also then obtain 'immigration insurance', can also introduce 1 in two out system where multiple visa 'slots' can be bought to increase your chances for a single individual entering while essentially removing two from the pool
>comprehensive slashing of benefits (the single biggest 'pull factor' for immigrants is that they simply get given free stuff, end this and many will leave of their own accord)
>total revocation of all asylum claims
>end ILR as a category, you don't get defacto citizenship just for being here a set number of years, all foreign born people in this category will be switched to being here on work visas which must be re-applied for at the discretion of the government
>cash incentives for those willing to renounce British citizenship (people balk at this, but it's FAR cheaper to give someone who turned up here five years ago 10 grand to leave and renounce their citizenship vs a lifetime of state largesse to support them)
>all citizenship applications must be made far stricter e.g. 20 years resident, continuously employed as net tax payer, no criminal history, English fluency, active positive engagement with community and then all applications personally considered by Home Secretary on annual basis
>deportation of all illegals with no exceptions and no appeals
Others have suggested some more creative ways too, but there do exist a real number of legitimate and politically palatable tools available to any government that has the will.
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Corrrrr! Looking forward to some riots in Belfast tonight after that Somali lad tried to publicly behead another lad. Has anyone seen the video? They beat him with a hurling stick, kek.
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One mong, two mong,
Rightoid mong, leftoid mong,
knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone,
2000, zero-zero, party over, oops, out of time
My filters doing fine
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Always said I was a good kid
Always said I had a way with words
Never knew I could be speechless
Don't know how I'll ever break this curse
Now the world is only white noise
Frequencies that I can't understand
I can't be bothered with the teachers
Always trying to shape the way I act
Burn it down, burn it down, burn it down, burn it dooown~
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>>84777313
I hate long posts like that. Nobody is going to read all of that, lad.
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>>84777321
That's okay, I was posting just for the lad who asked, if he's interested he can read it, nobody else is required to and that's fine.
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>>84777304
You forget about their extra protections. Don't forget kweir saying how mosques now have extra protection due to the southport riots. That is why they were able to stash weapons in there.

https://www.staffordshire.police.uk/SysSiteAssets/foi-media/staffordshire/2024-published-foi-requests/november/foi-17360-weapons-left-in-mosques.pdf
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>>84777331
I'm the lad who asked and I'm not going to read all that.
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>>84777321
i read every single post ITT. i doubt that was even anywhere near the comment limit. (Wbro it's the subject matter, not your thoughts on it, you are interesting often)

why go to a message board and complain there are messages, lad? i have now browsed 4chan on a phone, and if anything, it's easier to read. stuff is portrait rather than landscape. TYPING is the problem.
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>>84777339
That's equally fair, you asked and I answered but I'm not entitled to your attention.
>>84777340
Cheers lad, feel like britfeel in general is more interesting than people give it credit for.
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>>84777340
>why go to a message board and complain there are messages, lad?
4chan is an imageboard
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CHUCKY ARE LAD
ARE TIME IS COMING
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Memes aside how do we get rid of the muslims? Most have british citizenship. Please answer with 100 words or less.
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Garn get that milds chicken from wandos x
Shan't be shitting myself mid bumsesh agains x
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>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.
did they bump this up? terrible feature (always was).

anyway soz lads don't wait a metathread, that's almost as bad as a /pol/ thread. how about a METALthread instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ift85e38H3M
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>>84777365
Why not, and this is just an idea, wait on the beach for the boatBAMEs to land, then grab the boat, fill it with young blonde schoolgirls and send it back out, and they'll all follow the boat?
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>>84777365
See this post above>>84777313
(word count: 4)
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>>84777366
Why not full scale and get xxhot? scared?
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>>84777365
fascism
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>>84777365
Mandatory re-education camps. No release until they've drank at least 10 pints of Cerne Abbas and 20 pork sausages from Curtis butchers. Refusal = deportation to Congo.
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>>84777385
you weaklings only go up to xxhot? me, i request Vusa. 'xx'hot is NOTHING to me.
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mind you, i know i ask this every year or so, but does anyone know a good hot sauce that is
1. really spicy
2. flavourful
3. not just vinegar + vinegar + added vinegar
?

now that i have money, i can think about these things again.
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>>84777408
Make your own.
I made some spicy apple sauce to go on a pulled pork sandwich, it was really nice. I just put some chilies in apple sauce.
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Off t'Drs today, need some pain pills, my tailbone is killing after I collapsed on to the edge of my bed frame the other night. That wasn't a fun night, desu.
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Would you rather be stranded on an island with a violent muslim who wants to behead you or SSM?
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Never seen the appeal of really spicy stuff, it's just unpleasant to eat, painful. Flavour and spice are different things, but some people act like something that isn't spicy can't possibly taste nice. Weird subculture ngl.
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>>84777416
it's such a faff and doesn't keep (going by paranoid recipe suggestions).

also, what do you use as a 'base'? think of a pasta sauce or something, plum tomatoes, lush. picrel? it's just tangy. vinegar with chillies and bits of lemon blitzed in? i'd rather just have the chillies chopped in the food.
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Stinky, fishy island
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helper twerking on top of a car all dolled up in bimbo makeup with a fake tan for a drill music video
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>>84777432
>also, what do you use as a 'base'?
I literally used apple sauce from a jar, from the fridge, cold spicy apple sauce.
Also, I wasn't intending on keeping it, just had it for that meal.
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>>84777423
>stranded on a island with SSM
lord of the flies indeed
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>>84777438
Tom zanetti style video more like deano central
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See, bigots?!
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>>84777430
spice is used to cover the taste of rancid meat and i refuse to believe otherwise
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helper getting ssm's stinky fishy poopy cock in his boycunt as he licks and sniffs his dirty laundry
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>>84777430
i genuinely like the taste. yeah it can be a challenge/gimmick, but i like the actual food.

i don't quite get salt. at least, when something TASTES salty, e.g. putting salt on your chips, or they're in crisps, or (especially) salt + chilli Chinese food. if you have a stock cube in your stew/whatever, then that's you sorted IMO.

maybe the chilli-enjoyer stereotype has gone too far. it's like how you hear more about how irritating stoners are, then they ever have actually been a nuisance.
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Never seen the appeal of fanny, it's just unpleasant to eat, painful. Man and woman are different things, but some people act like something that isn't a fanny can't possibly taste nice. Weird subculture ngl.
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The rat has awoken for another full day of snark, inane diatribes, inane time wasting questions, spacker lads posts to screenshot and send to his normie mates for a laugh, skimming kiwifarms and tattlelife on his phone while he waits for you to play the next move in his rat games
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okay britfeel.xyz should be functioning now, was a bunch of messing about implementing a seether detector. But we good should be fine.

Gunna be on my way and do something else that's cool for a bit, enjoy!
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/96B1rfsTrVs

I am fucking FIENDING for a full English lads holy shit
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>>84777442
well it certainly looked lush (if you were the lad who posted that second photo, that first one was a bit dry-looking)
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>>84777452
It's not gone too far. It hasn't gone far enough. DUDE HOT SAUCE XD stfu. Americanised tool.
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>>84777460
based ty lad enjoy your activities
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>>84777457
i was thinking about going to the shops.

also posting this piccy from the other day, thought you might get a laff x
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Dude Sriracha. Dude Mexican food! (I'm from Hull) Duuuude Indian diarrhoea slop! Well it the national dish isn't it XD Ugh you know what I hate though, SALT! Am I right fellow white Englishmen?
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away he goes.
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>>84777465
The juice was locked into the meat, it might have looked dry, and even more so when it was in the fridge for a few days, but still juicy when bitten into. I poured some of the liquid over it when it was out of the pan.
Don't think I took a pic of the apple sauce, it was at a fren's house.
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>>84777478
meet me at deep for a shag?
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Never divulge to the rat.
Everything you say will be used against you and screenshotted to be laughed at in his group chat with his party mates.
Never trust the two faced perfidious rat.
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>>84777488
why do you think there is a groupchat?
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>>84777476
Allegationlass soon slapped that smirk off your face. Oh aye.
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Bro you have GOT to try this new small batch organic hot sauce, it's called Blistering Haemorrhoids and it's made using the Technochitlanowanichan ARSE CRUSHER pepper! Bro its so good it made me puke for like three hours straight and forced me onto an A&E toilet for a night, NOT FOR WIMPS!

(seriously why are all hot sauces themed around anuses? absolutely absurd obsession these people have with sadomasochistically damaging their arseholes)
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He is not even geordie. He just lives there for unknown probably dodgy reasons. One minute it's I lived in Sunderland, I lived in Coventry, I lived here there and everywhere, but I'm a Newcastle lad though me, aka you're whatever you need to be to manipulate whoever you are talking to, pull the other one
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>>84777486
>The juice was locked into the meat, it might have looked dry, and even more so when it was in the fridge for a few days, but still juicy when bitten into.
fair enough laddington. definitely wouldn't have said no to it in a sarnie.

/britfeel/ has mocked the way i grill chicken to a cinder, probably rightly. but that's more about hygiene than taste. don't trust chicken the way i trust steak.
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Wantus using hot sauce lube to stuff me batty cooorrrr that's a scorcher oh aye x
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Just noshed off the small boat security guard in the wandos bogs and it was lush x
Nice creamy desert to finish off x
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Based allegationlass sent the RAT scuttling back to his rat nest.
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I appreciate you funnylad if no one else does
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You know he will have multiple deed poll changes too. Depends who he needs to be.
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>>84777365
Most were granted citizenship after birth, we can just take it away
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Handing out Werther's Woriginals to freshly arrived irregular migrants on the Sun'erl'nd coast but oopsie they're up me batty, need some strong black hands to dig around up there go for it lads you've earned it after the long trip oh aye x
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>>84777460
>seether detector
Not on mate. I posted about boatwogs and got labelled as a seether. What colour are you?
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They call me the Sunderland Sausage Sucker
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>Two women said they felt they had no choice but to sleep with him to avoid damaging their future modelling careers

the absolute fucking entitlement
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI
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/data-miners&doxxersfeel/
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>>84777532
Triple S? It lush
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>>84777298
>i feel PROFILED
Just remember, and sean should remember if he's ever back here, this cretin spent over a year pretending to be Sean's pally pally best mate its me your man from Newcastle I know about Sunderland too you know me? I'm that lad who just fits in everywhere hehe cool innit?
The minute sean isn't useful - dropped
Such is the way of the RAT
Chika should be mindful too.
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Sloppily schlurping all the mongs on my mong football team, always a laugh to pull their Attends pull-ups down and see if they've left me a surprise before devouring their little peckers
Give special attention to the BAMEs oh aye x luv a black shaft me cannae lie
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>>84777514
If you like it, that's all that matters, it's you that's eating it.
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Naive lads falling for a rat who doesn't want online friends. He wants fresh lolcows.
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>>84777546
>see if they've left me a surprise
Nice little chocolate bonbon waiting just for you
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>>84777540
You don't get it lad he was just helping the doxmongs. He's a lovely lad.
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>>84777547
yeah correct way of viewing it, i feel.

besides i suppose stuff like genuinely getting parasites.
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>>84777535
The basis for these sorts of 'cases' are just fucking ridiculous. Oh you felt like you have no choice?... Okay? Well you did have a choice and very clearly you chose your future modelling career (how's that going by the way) over your dignity and self-respect. How is this in any way criminal? They just want it criminalised so they can absolve themselves of responsibility and blame someone else.
>H-H-HE MADE ME DO IT! HE MADE ME SLEEP WITH HIM CONSENSUALLY FOR SOMETHING WHICH I PERCEIVED BUT ISN'T PROVABLE!!!
Fuck off retard foids.
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Disgusting cretinous rat I see through you just like allegationlass did.
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Using my long neck to my advantage to give deanos a blowie from the passenger side on the way to the omniplex x
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>>84777530
I will refine it later, for now false positives and misses are happening, it'll get 4x lush by the end of the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rdiy9IzATQ
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>>84777561
Need a clear all button. It not rite you blue balls me with features then don't add them in.
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The impotence is more of a blessing than a curse desu, lets everyone know that I'm here to bottom, no messing around with whether I'm topping or whatnot, straight bottoming classic HHL style garn full scale bottom bitch batty boy and it LUSH
JAMAL! YOU'RE UP FIRST!
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>>84777552
Anybody who trusts ratmong at all on here should learn from his true colours displayed right there. Don't think he wouldn't do the same to you as soon as it's convenient and funny for him. Its all about milking lolcows on here he's got all his irl party mates for real friendship.
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it's now a toss-up between:
- shower (midnight shower + sleep = too long, IMO)
- do not shower
and also:
- remain indoors
- go to shops

waiting for a transaction so it's almost like that's the choice made for me.
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Use a VPN or Proxy if you're visiting any url posted here that isn't jewtube etc
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>>84777569
These are lush I hope that you don't get your watty crease mushroomed again x
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Can't not shower me. I don't know how incel boxroom types who shower once a month manage it. I feel fucking revolting if I haven't showered at least once a day.
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Chika and Crossy must disengage the rat ASAP. He has proven himself to be a bad actor.
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Day 2 of asking who the rat is
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Why are you calling him a rat now all of a sudden? Is he a known personality that you're now calling rat or a different lad altogether? Someone give me a QRD I can't keep track of all this drama.
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>>84777556
its just nuts that that quote was written by the (obviously female) journalist and she didnt see how comically absurd it was
"cant believe i missed out on a thousand quid when i asked a guy in the street to give me a thousand quid and he said no" type shit
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Welper spotted with his head stuck in the wokkle bank classic inbetweeners style getting bummed from dusk till dawn by opportunistic homeless gay men
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Do you reckon HHL will ever been back?
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>>84777574
why? xyz guy has my IP address, numbers guy has my IP address, what can happen? they're going to ping my PC? geolocate a nearby data centre? you play a game online, download a torrent, whatever, you're connected to other clients. dunno when we became so para about this.

Google however DO build a profile on you, this is a 'feature' they're proud of, don't visit YouTube at all. some Invidious/Piped instances still work, you just have to keep cycling through them.

even behind a proxy there are still access logs, e.g. xyz lad can view THAT i viewed his robots.txt (don't worry lad, i'll respect it x)
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>>84777582
with a name like that he sounds like a batman villain dosnt he?
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>>84777597
>Do you reckon HHL will ever *be* back?
No
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>>84777597
He's been posting all day mate it his new era
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>>84777553
It can depend on how it's cut/cooked. Do nice slices then you can see when it's cooked through, but also charred chicken is nice.
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The good lads here are only just learning what allegationlass has known for sadly a long time now. No doubt he has concocted all sorts of lies about her to his normie mates on top of making himself out to be the victim with the agoraphobia act etc yeah cause neurotypical party animals just randomly turn into hermits at 30 just suddenly for no reason totally happens all the time. Oh wait it was JUST after you'd figured you need to cut a sympathetic figure against allegationlass. Ahhh must be a coincidence.
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>>84777586
every day he just picks a guy. i happened to be here. i've never even spoken to Helper or Chika outside of /britfeel/.
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>>84777608
You're not the victim. Allegationlass is the victim. Of you.
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>>84777608
>he
Yes but who is he?
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>>84777606
>The good lads
https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
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>>84777616
dunno lad. quite possibly an IRL Batman villain.
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>>84777608
I don't pick any new guys. I'm sure you'd love to believe that. It is just you rat because it's deserved by your actions. Look at the way you try to twist peoples words and present yourself as a victim. Narc gaslighter to your core. Based allegationlass knows.
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MADONNAPOSTING HAS RETURNED
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Biggest britfeel villain so far of 2026?
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Begging for money because his UC has been stopped or hoping someone will send him money and he's got more info on you. Rat.
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mind you, i could just order scran. just cba if they're all arsey that i bought energy drinks.

>>84777629
the new CAPTCHA.
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>>84777629
I'm quite svelte.
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evens i shave odds i leave it
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>>84777631
Never even thought of that but you're on target. As if he can't scrounge money off his 50 mates.
>ohh no i dont have them anymore you see
>ahh yeah i was a clubbing party animal and then all my hundreds of mates just ermmm...moved to America? Yeah?
>we definitely do NOT have a group chat where I screenshot funnay posts from britfeel and we all laugh at you mongs
>haha you're so mental internet eustace, what are you like, but in a cool way though, not like them freaks
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>>84777644
Dub evens, you have to shave 2 things now.
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He and eva6 just happened to show up at the same time. blad gets his name and discord doxxed. Mad that isn't it.
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Deanos got his wantu mate Cameron coming round oh aye they says he is packing big time x
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The rat will address anything with his bald faced lying cope but allegationlass he will pretend he never saw the post it doesn't exist. Talk about a nerve touched. Maybe you should have relaxed on the "touching" eh.
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>>84777629
For me it has to be wohaha
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singles and i have my last zolpidem shavings.
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>>84777655
>bald faced lying
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Got so full of himself being the life of the party he thought everybody just wanted a piece of him. Allegationlass said no no no. He didn't stop!
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Desperate to get lads discord or get them on irc. Why? Rat.
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>>84777663
The year of the RAT.
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>>84777657
Why not just order some more?
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call me an addict, but i don't make the rules.
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zolpidem isnt even good
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>>84777671
won't be able to get them until tomorrow at the earliest, so i've had to make do with essentially microdosing.
same mistake i made with food tbqh. like 'oh i'll just have half what i'd normally have' but then you have seconds.

envy neurotypical lads, so i do.
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He is the type to get a netflix documentary done on him. Full of lasses talking about how "I thought I knew him..." Sean will be on there "he was sound, I thought we were mates" Oh no no stop right there. The RAT is mates with no one but himself.
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>>84777649
one smooth bumhole coming right up
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>>84777681
you SHUT your DAMN MOUTH
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>>84777608
Is the lass who's made allegations of SA just trolling? Just picking someone new?
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>>84777684
My suggestion? Start with the face, then do the bumhole.
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>>84777682
>envy neurotypical lads
Yes neurotypical life looks fun doesn't it? For example see here
>>84773358
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>>84777684
>>84777693
smart thinking.

you think it doesn't matter if you've showered, but part of you knows it still does.
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Big cammy they calls him and WOW he is big and it going to be incredibly lush in my tush x
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Woman abuser Tattlelife narc rat.
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>it's not about me. It's not anything I've done. I'm innocent. Ive done nothing wrong. They do it to everyone.
Narc brain lol
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>>84777598
you never know who could be an admin for a smut site where you've written 100k words on getting raped by dragons or something
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>>84777724
that's true.

i'm glad we have HTTPS everywhere (but for real now). but at what point is that not just how the internet works? 'my IP address' becomes 'my proxy' or 'my Tor exit node' or 'my session cookie ID'?

anyone in this who is also in the 4chan IRC now has my IP address, saved to their computer, possibly for all time. if they also run a dragon dildo website and Ctrl+F for that same address, they'll see what product pages i've been on.

it's like being a doctor/nurse though. it's actually just boring info (or you keep it to the group chats x)
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good word, on today's Wordle.

i see the daft mistake i made on lines #2 and #3. for me, it's less about doing the puzzle 'perfectly' or even quickly,
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Imagine the rat spin he has fed to mate A & co.
>she is just jealous. she is a LYING bitch. she KNOWS i am smarter cooler too good for her. she is spreading lies. you know i'm a cool guy wink wink i would never.
Yeah, sure. She's jealous!
>oh by the way im agoraphobic now. yeeeah so i know you've known me as a party animal, sound with everyone i meet, shagger long term relationships life of the party yadda yadda but ummm yeah so ive just come down with this AWFUL case of im really scared to talk to people and go outside ALL OF A SUDDEN. it must be the drugs! you know what im like lol the ket am i right! yeah that's it...NOTHING to do with the allegations
Oh right um... okay
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>>84777698
If that even is him or some other mug he's doxxed and ratted out
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Doxrat
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>>84777757
>he's doxxed and ratted out
Are we talking about HHL? If not then I've no idea who the rat is?
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>>84777700
I wash my bum area last, it makes sense.
I only did this mistake once, but I once, washed my bum, then washed my face.
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>don't worry though, when i say agoraphobic I mean in a cool French poet way not like our freak lolcows we follow on internet
Yes of course. We are the cool guys. Don't worry I know you're still cool.
>cheers wor lass
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>>84777778
Bugger, I did have a good go for us, lads. It was 1 more not yet... than I needed.
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>>84777778
>I only did this mistake once, but I once, washed my bum, then washed my face.

what a blunder. almost as blunderous as those digits.
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hhl looks like a rat
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>>84777777
lucky 7 init?
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>>84777777
Once again britfeel was not able to secure the get
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Garn full scale this shaft on cammy is rivalling that dragons dildo I had to return to amazons x
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>>84777790
nah he's quite handsome.
(not knocking rats)
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Mad how hes been living off his credentials for once doing a therapy course for about a week to now armchair diagnose, he's an certified expert in autism the real and fake kind all judged by him, he's an expert on CBT, therapy
>it's my mental health mate a. i need psychosis team. its because of my mental health. look wor lass it's in the DSM.
Lolcow following narc ghouls professing themselves as mental health experts. How original.
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>>84777789
Oh but that one time though, great digits, perfectly timed boring arse post.
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I say wor because I'm geordie... I mean I'm from Sunderland...I mean Coventry...I mean Durham i mean...wait where do I need to be from today what's my angle today?
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Wonder if allegationlass has mental health problems? You ever think about that or did you just SA her then get right onto the agoraphobia mental health grift yourself? All about you innit?
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>Spendable funds: 0.001174328 XMR. Please wait ~18 minutes for your whole balance to become spendable.
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>>84777850
Answer the allegations. Why did you grape her.
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>>84777853
NTA but, I heard there was a bunch of them.
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>>84777850
SA grapists with allegations shouldn't be allowed to spend scrounged public money on drugs. Would never occur to you its even bad. You really are an amoral rat.
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Chatting hot goss with the (gay) lads about who's got the biggest package in town need me man meat to go full scale life's better with the wenis and wollocks fresh shart (cummy poo farts are lush and I mean lush) it tuesday x
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>>84777850
Well you want the drugs and you've scrounged the money so you should get it right? Well you're a sound lad with loads of mates and you wanted allegationlass so you should get her right? *game show buzzer* WRONG!
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>>84777854
Old picture. He looks much better now.
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Mate A probably just as bad for harbouring a known SA pest desu.
>it alright wor lad, we're the cool guys, we're internet savvy but we're not freaks like the people ON the internet, we're above it all, we laugh at them, we don't SA
Oh dear.
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got that A7X blasting. City of Evil might not be as 'cool' or as 'hardcore' as their earlier work, but i know what i like.
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>>84777854
He looks dead inside. Grim.
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>>84777877
You like music for teenagers because you're an SA sex pred.
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He will be slandering allegationlass in all his groupchats fully knowing what he did to her. Sick rat.
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What's with all the hate for South Asia y'all?
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yall niggas postin' in a troll thread
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>Yeah I'm 34 but I still like my chemical romance wor lass. Wanna come back to mine? Hehe
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>>84777854
He looks like he has that off shit smell some people have
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>>84777892
>>84777893
>y'all

yanks begone
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Cammy unloading his wantu spaff cannon inside my juicy watty x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4DVPcHf53o ok this is kino
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>>84777850
Used to have 40 XMR me i did
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>>84777650
Could explain why he made all those creepy af posts about eva6 even AFTER he found out its a 14 year old boy (the rat is "bisexual"... aka sex crazed nonce). Creepy either way considering these posts are from someone with IRL allegations.
inb4
>they're not all me looool I win!
Enough of them are, and you know it, rat.
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>>84777900
Yeah I know what you mean, it does have a distinct phenotype about it.
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>>84777906
cor. sometimes i look at the graphs and think, 'imagine if you'd bought it then, and forgot about it.'

i remember 1 XMR reliably being 50 quid for a while. now it's been jiving around 100 and jumping up to 200, some lad out there HAS just doubled his money.

cba with it being awkward numbers, makes you lose track of what something costs in actual sterling.
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>>84777916
Imagine if you weren't a graping rat. Imagine that!
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Hear that lads, Kemi has identified the source of the problem.
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>>84777901
Haha, gotcha. It was a devilish way to try to get people to stop arguing for a bit. Guess what? It didn't work.
Oh well.
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The rat is the type who reckons he's "sensitive" so hes more suited to be close to women as "friends" he's got "more in common" with them so he needs to be close to them. Narc grapist alert.
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I stand with Allegationlass. Rat can minimise her pain and laugh at her on here as much as he wants the truth will come out.
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Bet allegationlass has rather angry brothers and uncles and that's the exact time the rat became "agoraphobic" "scared of people"
>its mental elf mate a wor lass... it wot the drugs done to me
Liar liar pants on fire
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It's your 17th birthday.

You're finally out of your state mandated car booster seat and pass your driving test albeit it is going to be another 2,930 days until a friend can accompany you anywhere. You enjoyed voting last year and are now off to the shops to get hyped up on your first ever legal can of MONSTER.

It is still 365 days until can buy scissors, ask Claude a question or send your first tweet. Welcome to Graduated Adulthood.
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>>84777921
ohhh snap. i am like a fly to honey (had to use a dash ITT earlier - do i double hyphen or do a single hyphen with spaces??? madness)

still haven't bothered with food shopping. might just call it for today tbqh.

what's everyone else up to today?
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It was them drugs that made me tell where to look for Sean's address and his mum's address. I didn't mean it I'm on drugs.
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>>84777941
What's allegationlass up to today? Reliving what you did to her while you laugh at lolcows and grift being agoraphobe?
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>>84777944
The moment cemented hes 100% rat desu. Just pure cynical calculated ratshittery.
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>>84777951
Now he can't wait to be buddies with chika blad and lollers. No sus honest.
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>>84777941
I'd go hyphen slightly crumpled hyphen hyphen -~-
Me? Off t'Drs for some painpills and getting them to add stuff to my medical records for when I next see the neurologists.
Going to have a quick spliff then get showered.
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Rat behind the keyboard:
>im not scared of wor allegationlass! I HOPE she takes me to court! I'll win!
Rat irl:
>waaaa mate a worlass that lying jealous bint lied about me wor laaaaasss waaaa i can't go outside now mostly because of the drugs though mind
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>>84777944
He did that more than once banging on to the doxxers YOURE WRONG LOL! ITS NOT THIS CARE HOME LOOK THE CARPET IS DIFFERENT! trying to bait them and help them at the same time. He is a lolcow mong he doesn't care he gets off on it regardless of who it is. With "friends" like that who needs rats.
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>making each individual item cost more isn't enough
>there's also a 'delivery fee' and a 'service charge' that changes

we used to complain about namby-pamby EU regulations, but it's better than this American nonsense. imagine items not just being the price they say.
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>>84777960
>I'd go hyphen slightly crumpled hyphen hyphen -~-
exotic.

careful with the painkillers marra (do as i say, not as i do, and all that). hope you can get it sorted.
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>>84777978
Most places do include VAT/sales tax now in the US, but also you have to remember that everything is cheaper over there and salaries are higher. Id' take that even if it meant realising that you have to pay another 0-7.25% (depending on which state) when you get to the checkout desu.
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>>84777992
>do as i say, not as i do
Nobody else here is an SA grapist. We don't do as you do.
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>>84777306
Do brits actually eat this? Yikes
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Deano got that all on cameras and that is lush x
Garn goon to it laters when I back x
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>>84777995
haven't been there for 20ish years. did ruffle my feathers that they didn't just say "this is $1" and then it was $1.
i had no clue before then how they did sales tax, like you either do it accurately in your head or you just develop a knack for "about" how much it'll be?! sod that.

obvs cheaper = better, but i'm back to using cash where i can. so i do walk around the supermarket adding stuff up on my phone as i go. cashier in Asda once told me the prices on the shelves aren't always the price, like it was a suggestion, WHAT
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Another weird thing about the rat is he's a liberal leftist about everything EXCEPT women then suddenly he hates feminist bitches and "misandrists" methinks a little personal crusade involved here given the allegations made against him by women have now made him hate women?
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>>84778013
A sex pest leftist. Never seen that before. Not.
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Since 2020, 76,000 GBP has been added to the average cost of building a new home due to new regulation and taxes.
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Why does he want to know where lads live
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84538301/#q84542389
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>>84778019
man, that is grim.

where i grew up, that would more than buy you a house. i thought inflation was BASED ON house prices? what's going on lads
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>>84778021
He is obsessed with doxxing and general lolcow shittery because he's a Kiwifarms mong. Guarantee he sends screen caps of your posts to "mate A" so they can laugh it up.
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When you point out that women are emotionally incontinent, physically weaker, psychologically less durable, openly misandrist and broadly hypergamous they will scream at you, screech at you, try to claw at you, demand that others attack you or arrest you, call you every name under the sun...

...but they won't call you a liar.
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>>84778037
That guy should really invest in an iron
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>>84778031
What does mate A and B think about what you did to that lass? How have you spun it as you're the victim besides the agoraphobe larp?
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Girl anus hole pov
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>>84778037
If you ever want to get pussy you probably should never say this sort of thing in public.
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>>84778021
cor that was my post.

see what i mean? IP addresses are just out there. Lollers had mine first: he knows how computers work. (also PROTIP: register your second nick or set up a ghostbustin' script in your IRC or there goes your vhost oh no)

lots of weird stuff going on atm, but it's primarily a couple of big companies and government agencies (not just ours) where it gets dodgy. a lad upthread just listed every town/city i've ever lived in (possibly including a red herring that singles him out), but that's info that forms part of message board discussions.

before long, there won't be a need for discussions. and we'll have ourselves to blame.
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Anybody reading this who is friendly with the rat needs to be wary knowing how hes treated Sean. Don't think he wouldn't do the same to you. Means nothing to him. He's done much worse and he doesn't care.
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>>84778037
You're a liar. Checkmate babes x
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>>84778066
You've said it all itt in weirdly high detail rat.
>my IQ was historically over 100. might file a Subject Access Request with Lanchester Road Hospital in Durham and get my WAIS-IV results.
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still debating showering but it looks like it will rain.

what's everyone else up to? any plans?
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>dunno what The Specials were complaining about, 45 years ago. Coventry was absolutely dead when i lived there. except for the market, which was mint.
The man who's from everywhere.
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I always use a VPN
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Me? Garn get relaxed with a wuppa and me latest homoerotic audiowook x
Finger up my bum on tap x
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He will say whatever he needs and become a different person to get what he needs from you before he discards you. His "agoraphobia" is a grift to act like a victim following allegations made by a lass. You've been warned.
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Think how sick and sadistic you'd have to be to do that to a lass, then when she gets the bottle to open up about it you start flailing about as the poor wittle mwental wealth victim and YOURE the one who needs help, really (and free money, free drugs). Pure psychopathy.
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>>84778102
Just like when he was helping the doxxers, he always knows what he's doing. Always some little scheme or game going on that only he benefits from.
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seguing to pop choons now if that's OK with you lads x
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Nice to see you using cloudflare now britfeel domainlad
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It's always like this on Tuesdays
*looks around then under his breath says*
before the mid week melty.
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helper getting his faghole rammed with a dry dildo by ngubu as punishment for not taking his hrt
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>>84778121
we all bored in life.

all we can do is acquire our pills, take them, and cope.
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helper acquiring girlpills and being all giddy while tying his hair up in a bun and slobbering fat black cocks
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Welper in BLACKED
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You've helped make up my mind on not posting here any more. Cya x
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>>84778131
Was she asking for it big lad?
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>>84778143
maybe the seethers are really nice people, their masterplan is to get us all to go outside and talk to people.
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>>84778154
Is she just a seether big lad? The lass who made allegations against you in real life? Is she just seething? You just a poor wittle agoraphobe who din du nuffin? Sick grifting bastard
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>>84778154
>go outside and talk to people.
You mean like how you lived for 30+ years before you started pretending to be a scaredy cat for sympathy after you got caught doing you know what?
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helper kicked out of spoons due to the stench of his neovagina
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>>84778154
Seeing how you evade responsibility and how you treat even your "mates" on here can't imagine how that lass feels and what you did to her. Sick bastard.
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I stand with allegationlass.
#ISWAL
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Me? Garn get my doughnut hole injected with whipped cream from Cammy the bull x
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DOUGHNUTS MENTIONED
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Your Honour, the allegations against me are serious, but that lying bint is just seething at me. She's a seether. Dismiss the case.
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Never wanted to make this post. But to who it may concern cease your actions. This is my only post I have made today. I have contacted the authorities. That is all that needs to be said. If it continues you only dig yourself a bigger hole. Stop it and move on. I cannot offer you solace I cannot offer you peace. I'll instruct whoever needs to be instructed to pull i.p. logs from 4chan. You will be found. You have been screaming at a ghost. Again this is the only post I have made today. Goodbye.
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Schizopost and a half that one
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kind of tired me atm might take a nap
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>Never wanted to make this post. But to who it may concern cease your actions. This is my only post I have made today. I have contacted the authorities. That is all that needs to be said. If it continues you only dig yourself a bigger hole. Stop it and move on. I cannot offer you solace I cannot offer you peace. I'll instruct whoever needs to be instructed to pull i.p. logs from 4chan. You will be found. You have been screaming at a ghost. Again this is the only post I have made today. >Goodbye.
Melty
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Never wanted to make this post. But to who it may concern cease your actions. This is my only post I have made today using this gimmick. I have contacted SPACCA. That is all that needs to be said. If it continues you only dig yourself a bigger pond. Stop it and move on. I cannot offer you wuppas I cannot offer you wizzas. I'll instruct whoever needs to be instructed to pull frog logs from apuchan. You will be found. You have been screaming at a sparkfrog. Again this is the only post I have made today using this gimmick. Goodbye.
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>>84778222
quite spooky/poetic, this.

hope it gets sorted anon. let the police do their thing. they're far from perfect but that 'ACAB' mentality can be worse.
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>>84778222
Hope this is Sean and you're setting the big dogs on the doxxers. The AI porn they made of your family is probably revenge porn too legally.
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>>84778272
>AI porn they made of your family
Link?
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Me? Garn full fucking scale. Two cocks up my bum, face getting a free use fucking, vigorously wanking any cocks within reach. Folded up like a garden chair and it lush x
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so you can only get the FAUXnuts delivered today?

i see how it is, Amazon.
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>>84778284
There isn't one because there isn't any
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>he thinks uk police can pull ips from 4chan for the sake of some groupchat edrama
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>>84778287
It's in the lorechives buddy. Too late to delete :)
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Splat The Rat
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>>84778286
I imagine that real fried doughnuts won't keep so they have to go for the baked shite that they can add preservatives into. Just look for independent shops that deliver lad.
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>>84778286
Does AL like doughnuts? Do you think that's her big struggle each day what doughnuts to buy?
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>>84778296
Link to archive then please and I'll concede gracefully
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>>84778306
I'm not spreading it. If you weren't there you weren't there. HHL saw it and I assume it will be passed on. Your knowledge and concession is not required. ty
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>>84778299
these are just off the shelves, lad. they'll be in there now, they keep for the day, they're fine.

not saying they're AMAZING, mind you. but i WOULD like the option ;_;
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Pure English aryan roses are better than me in every way. Literal angels on Earth. I would fight and die to protect them even if they wouldn't spit on me.
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>>84778313
Ok then it doesn't exist, thanks. Next bait post please.
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>>84778318
Panic setting in little lid? :^)
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What a godawful thread
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>>84778315
Do you think it's right what you did to AL? Reckon she's the one at fault really? She's the problem?
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>>84778321
Not for me, I was more interested in seeing it and I've been left disapointed
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Garn guzzle this creamy muck muck x
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>>84778316
This lass is fat now and has shitty tats btw
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>>84778327
Ive seen worse desu
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>>84778327
Same for weeks and weeks and weeks and maybe even months at this point
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>>84778327
the edish was oddly prescient hope next OP plays it safe.

some solid pics + jokes, though. yesterday/last night was pretty comfy.
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>>84778345
>last night was pretty comfy
Afternoon seethers internet usually gets cut by mum just after 7pm I've noticed
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>>84778351
That's when he gets called down for din-dins and afterwards he too tuckered out to post any more
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>>84778351
nightguard is recruiting, so i hear.

come join us. it's like everyone is just themselves. workmates outside of work type deal.
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>he live with mummy XD
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>>84778345
Is Allegationlass comfy? Is that all that matters for you as the abuser/victimiser to be comfy? Would she agree?
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What actually happened to Maddie McCann?
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You asked. I provided. You're welcome.
>>84778373

>>84778373

>>84778373
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>>84778316
Lovely innie on her I bet. The way it should be.
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>>84778364
I just might do that :)
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>>84778377
this is a bad edish.
you made it bad on purpose, didn't you? you old scamp x
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>>84778377
I'd do the one on the right
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>>84778398
Why won't you address the allegations? Why are you not concerned if she is "comfy" after what you did does it only matter you're comfy?
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just hit my toe off the bathroom doorframe, fell over, and caught myself on the light switch.

didn't yank it out or anything, surprised it could just hold the weight of a person. wonder how many more times i could get away with that (not going to test it.)
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>>84778413
What other things have you gotten away with?
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light switch as in, a pull. you know the ones.
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>>84778423
Reckon it's funny what you did to her big lad? She just seething because she can't take a joke?
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Final shout out to Chika, Crossy, Lollers and anyone else who needs reminded to be very cautious about this rat. HHL and Blad already know.
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Still unsure who this rat is
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might go to Tesco.

when life doesn't give you zolpilems, sometimes you just have to swallow a lemon x
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Justice for Allegationlass x
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Paddy found a new lad to twoll
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>>84778498
I'm not DVDmong rat enabler.
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I have to prepare my meat for something important, don't look.

Songnotrel, it's just choon o'clcock up in dis bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkxKFG7SyE8
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Seething at an imaginary rat all afternoon king?
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Ere wi go brand new ting
>>84778624
Ya ere mi blud
>>84778624
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>>84778627
We've got a thread already dingus.


>>84778373
>>84778373
>>84778373
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>>84778657
Oh yeah, sorry. I'll delet it now.



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