I tried to hang myself in a forest behind my house. The belt broke and now my voice is hoarse af lolI don't have a rope so going to try again tonight with a jiu jitsu belt
>>84777980lol fatty
>>84777980Just get a rope anon it cant be that hard to find
>>84777980don't dew it, future technology will solve all your problems
I want to see you Jiu Jitsu your way out of this strangle hold. You better be a black belt, because I want to see some sick flips.
>>84777980Don't give yourself brain damageYou might think you'd be happier but you'll be as miserable without being able to rationalize why
>>84777980I'll be mr considerate this time - why did you try to hang yourself? Obviously you can't express the full sentiment in a post but do tell
Hanging yourself is probably one of the worst ways to kill yourself. Not only do you risk serious brain damage, but the main issue is that it's slow and painful.
>>84777980Use an electrical cord, retard. Find the longest electrical cord in your house, cut it off from whatever appliance it's attached to and use that. (Make sure it's unplugged first, wouldn't want to hurt yourself)Or take a shower, don't dry off, and stick a fork in an electrical receptacle.Or park your car in the garage with the door closed and leave it running.Your house is full of shit that can kill you and you queers can't even kill yourselves right.
