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Hugging moid against my body and breathing in his scent.
Hug thread!
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>tfw no moid with moid scent particles to inhale
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>>84784155
So real anon. Need to inhale a man's scent
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>>84784146
>you hug me
>trying to take in my scent, you sniff
>but all you smell is
>beef, cheese, sour cream, maybe some week old lettuce and stale tortilla
>I am not a moid
>I am a crunchwrap supreme
>I baja blast in your mouth as you eat me
>I'm delicious
>you savor my flavors
>and then, eventually, I am gone
>you discard my wrapper
>at the end of the day, at least I lived mas
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>>84784174
I actually haven't had Taco Bell in years desu. I love baja blast though. I'm always so happy when I find it in a bottle
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Snaust will hug you all.
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>>84784174
>at least I lived mas
got an internal silent chuckle out of me but my face didn't budge an inch
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>>84784146
>>84784155
>>84784160

What the fuck is this? Are these really der foiden?
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>>84784187
*Hug*
>>84784189
This is a hug thread!! I remember seeing them before I took a break from 4chan. Haven't seen them recently though. Thought I'd make one
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What if moid is fat and has an unfortunate hairline?
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>>84784200
*Hugs*
c:
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>>84784146
Fuck you fake bitch
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>>84784204
Y-you too

the
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>>84784146
another psyop thread
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>>84784206
Not fake nonny, just want a hug
>>84784208
:)
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>>84784209
I'm just in a good mood from starting Vyvanse and I'm really craving a hug
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>>84784209
>another psyop thread
yup
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>>84784146
Get HUGGED OP! *hugs*
Gotta say that I, as a male, love smelling women's scent. My ex girlfriend smelled of lotion and fruity shampoo. I love the smell of her hair fr fr
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>>84784216
*You're a heartless attention whore who just wants to (you) farm lonely losers
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>tfw no foid to let me sleep on her bobs
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>>84784228
OP is a 40 year old fat greasy bastard who lives in low income housing and does nothing but shitpost all day and night.
OP is me. OP is you.
Don't lie or try to deny it.
OP is a gross hairy stinking monkey ape pretending to be a sweet caring loving girl and giving out affection online to make you keep treading water, rat
OP is Mossad. OP is CIA. Do not listen to OP. They are a demon attempting to trick you to remain in the cursed material realm.
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>>84784239
This is an anonymous imageboard. Who you are behind the screen doesn't matter. That's the entire point. Just shitpost in the threads you feel like and have fun.
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>>84784228
I love mens scents! I'd love to press my nose against a moids hair and inhale the scent of his shampoo
>>84784231
It's supposed to be a feel-good thread. I feel lonely too so I want to express that
>Inb4 women can't be lonely
I feel lonely because of mental problems
>>84784236
:)
>>84784239
Believe what you want
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>>84784253
What if I do no shampoo just so you have to smell my hair without it? Hehe, get pranked silly foid
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>>84784255
I've never smelled a man's natural scent before. I'd love to though. Prank failed since I'd probably like it. ^-^
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>>84784260
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You win this one!
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>>84784253
Feels good for you to shamelessly attention whore every day. Your mental problem is narcissism.
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>>84784270
Maybe next time moid.
*Hugs*
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>tfw no fembot that kisses me while giving me handjobs
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>>84784296
I'd love to kiss a moid
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>>84784253
>Believe what you want
I KNOW YOU'RE A DEMONIC NEPHILIM SENT BY SATURN TO CONTINUE THE CYCLE OF SUFFERING FOID I WON'T LET THE WINGED BASTARD LULL ME ONCE MORE THE HEIFER IS SACRED AND I NEVER REST
>>84784250
>This is an anonymous imageboard. Who you are behind the screen doesn't matter. That's the entire point. Just shitpost in the threads you feel like and have fun.
Nigger?
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>>84784319
Lmfao you're funnny
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>>84784316
I'm a moid. You should kiss me
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>>84784336
OOP WATCH OUT HAHA
SPLASH ZONE BOBBY
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>>84784375
Kiss kiss kiss
>>84784397
>:[
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>>84784146
I think the last time I was hugged was 7 years ago by a distant (and adopted) cousin. We had mutual crushes on each other when we were younger but never followed through. We hadn't seen each other in a decade at that point, that hug is still etched in my memory.
She died last year, car wreck. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk
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>>84784422
I'm so so so sorry anon
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>>84784413
>>:[
Now the green man is twice as angry
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Gonna be heading to bed now. Took my sleeping medicine and I'm about to pass out.
>Kissing moid slowly and sleepily until we both fall asleep in each other's arms

>>84784469
>Now the green man is twice as angry
Cute. c:
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>tfw no femanon to lovingly peg me
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>>84784483
>Cute. c:
chuddiness... leaving my body...
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Hug. I wish could die peacefully in a girl's arms.
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>>84784146
Based thread anon, would hug a foid and tell her I love her and kiss her plenty atop her head and snuggle in bed for hours in the morning when we're too lazy to get out of bed. A man can dream.
>>84784155
>>84784160
Like... no deodorant or something? Thinking about this a bit. Deodorant masks my scent but I'd stink without it...
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>>84784146
As an autistic straight man I find the scent of other men really disgusting (but not my own scent). But I can understand how fags and straight women might find it arousing. I love the smell of women that I find attractive, but rarely get to be close to it, like usually when a woman walks by it's a faint scent, whereas when a man walks by it's this strong pungent muck that makes me want to gag.
>I consider myself 'superstraight' because I'm as much repelled by men than I am attracted to women.



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