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>Hello, femanon! My name is Chad. I'm going to be your gynecologist today. You can start by taking your pants off and lying on the table.
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The new meta for incels is to gynecologymaxx.
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>>84784743
there is no universe where i'd want a male gyno ever
the gyno scares me enough already
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>>84784743
*stabs him in the eye*
Ladies reminder that most intrusive gyno exams are unnecessarily pushed on low risk women for the purpose of making you suffer and feel uncomfortable.
All of it, endometriosis, pcos and cervical cancer can be tested for with MRIs blood tests and ultrasounds
Not to mention you can self test but nobody wants you to have privacy
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>>84784762
No one wants to see your stinky, ugly, diseased hole either. Whore.
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>>84784743
>*snickers* W-wait... It's all smooth down there! Where's your penis!?
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>>84786245
It's there, you just have to look a little closer ^_^
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As a woman I think women that use male gynos are exhibitionist whores. And I'm literally a slut. I'm not PAYING a scrote to touch my pussy. There is no fucking way a man could be better than a woman at that job, either. At worst he is a pervert at best he is just a misogynist retard that thinks he can tell women about a body part he simply does not have. Also I don't go to the gyno it's a scam, cervical cancer is much less common than skin cancer and you can self swab for it at home and send it in. I don't even use male dentists I have a female dentist because male dentists will press their dicks on you (has happened to me).
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>>84786300
Girl, I know a penis when I see one! And right now, trust me, there's nothing between your legs! I'm sure you can even see it yourself.
I'm sorry, but I have to change some data in your medical file. I need to append "dickless" to your description.
There's nothing to be ashamed of! You just don't have a penis... unlike other girls...
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>>84786323
my female dentist presses her boobs on me though >:(
Maybe we need cuntboy dentists?
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>>84784757
What a dumb pickme whore relying on confirmation bias and obviously getting wet at the rough treatment. I'd love to counsel her with my fist
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>>84786332
fuck I love when my ortho does that, or when she says "you're doing so good"
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>>84786323
>as a woman
are you a mtf trans?
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>>84786418
Are you a nigger with huge lips
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>>84784743
Doctor, instead of your fingers can you put your weewee inside pls, I need it. Thanks in advance!
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>>84786442
Nta but I am, why am I catching strays? :(
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>>84786452
I literally slept with a black guy yesterday I'm just trolling anon
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>>84786455
>I literally slept with a black guy
Why would you do such a thing? Even I'd never do that
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>>84786473
He was very cute in the face and available, he came three times in a row I'm not even joking. He never gave up on me either when I was nervous and made sure I came twice, very nice guy
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>>84786489
>he came three times in a row I'm not even joking
Wow that's kinda hot ngl. How'd you meet him? What race are you?
I haven't had sex in nearly 2 years and casual stuff grosses me out so I'd never do it.
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>>84786495
I'm a white woman and I met him on an app. We exchanged pics and decided on a place and time and hung out in my car and got to know each other before we went up to his hotel room. Wasn't weird at all by the end we were laughing and comfortable and parted in a good mood. Told him I'd love a repeat but if I never see him again I don't really mind it was fun
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>>84786516
What's your body count? How often do you do that? I would get too attached, idk how you could not care to see them again after something so intimate.
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>>84786532
I could tell he did like me a little, he wanted to grab breakfast after and lowkey begged me to cuddle a bit but I didn't want to make it like a date. I guess you just need to be in the right headspace
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>>84786516
Hopefully you don't mind my questions, it's not everyday I get to talk to a sex-having woman. What race do you enjoy sleeping with the most? Do you have a dick size preference?
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>>84786548
Best lovers are mexican black and white, worst are indian and asian. Prefer thick over length but love when it's deep and bottoms out and feels so good. Different than hitting my g spot. God the guy yesterday had a great technique, his dick wasn't that thick but the length hit and we did so many positions. It's because he works out men that work out always give the best sex because of high t
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>>84786408
"Now, rinse your mouth" she says, her tit pressing on your lips while milk slowly drips
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>>84786589
Wonderful. Thanks for answering my questions. Will add this to my notes
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>>84784743
I'd rather die than go to any gynecologist.
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>>84786455
Get AIDS and kys worthless subhuman used up roastie
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>>84786589
How fit was that nigger?

>Manifesting paki rapists to impregnate you and force you to be their breeding cow
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>>84786889
He was a bit skinnyfat but decent arms I can tell he's been working out for at least 6 months. He mentioned he needed breakfast for his diet and he was working out after we fucked, he's doing a good job. Lowkey inspiring I need to start working out more regularly too
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>>84786904
>Lowkey inspiring I need to start working out more regularly too
What's your physique?
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>>84784743
i really haven't noticed much difference between male and female gynos, but my only bad experience was with an elderly male gyno who was retarded and didn't know what pcos was and kept poking around my asshole with his pinky during the exam. i told his nurse and she she just laughed it off. thankfully he died years ago
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>>84786323
There's some women who have bad experiences with women, like women who were raped by other women, that would prefer male doctors I feel like.
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>>84787013
>kept poking around my asshole with his pinky during the exam.
He definitely did that on purpose
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>>84787115
oh, absolutely. he wasn't even attempting to be coy about it, either. i didn't know what to do besides tell his nurse, and she basically said 'haha, yeah he's like that. young woman and all' and got me ushered out pretty quickly afterwards. i got into a fight with him at a different appointment and realized that he really had no redeeming qualities as a physician and dropped him for someone else. thankfully it's been very smooth sailing with basically every other gyno since then
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>>84787172
>'haha, yeah he's like that. young woman and all'
ew wtf, do you live in a 3rd world country?
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>>84787252
it was the early '00s in a tiny ozarks lake village, so kinda lel
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>>84787289
>it was the early '00s in a tiny ozarks lake village, so kinda lel
KEK
also how old are you? I thought you were a zoomer
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>>84787298
no, im an oldshit. im turning 38 in less than 2 months



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