I'm on team Jews now, goy. I will get a high iq Jewish gf
>>84785820>I will get a high iq Jewish gfthat's unironically the only way to become a jew, if you are a foid and you get a jewish bf your kid will not be a troo joo
>>84785820Based if she's got mommy milkers
>>84785828White foids need to stop acting the way they do, they need to write an apology letter that's 100 pages long and they need to justify why I should pick them over a Jewish gf. Fuck white foids. I'm done. At least a Jewish gf feels rightfully superior to me, a white foid is like baggage that simultaneously ruins your life
>>84785820i unironically started a kosher diet today after seeing how much healthier the ingredients in kosher food are. like its not even comparable, its almost like getting admin access irl
>>84785848What's kosher food anon, red pill me
>>84785848Kosher prescription for milk? Milk is my favorite beverage
>>84785852kosher is the diet that jews follow, similar to how muslims have to eat halal food. the only difference is that kosher foods are curiously held to much stricter health standards... which really made me thinkhttps://www.jewfaq.org/kosher_dietary_laws
>>84785820Joining the losing team right as all support collapses and their host nation dies from their abuse. Great move.
>>84785855just looked into it, all milk is kosher but specifically i'd stick to brands like horizon organic
>>84785828Not true. Converts are respected and welcomed. >>84785848>>84785852This is false. Kosher ingredients are only slightly healthier, they are mostly the same. It's no secret either, they never even tried to hide it. >>84785869Not really. The reason I don't follow Kosher os because I like shellfish. The health standards aren't that different. Perhaps slightly easier to uphold since they aren't produced in such high numbers and require the supervision of a rabbi. Glad you like them ig?
>>84785898>Not true. Converts are respected and welcomed.Are you sure? I thought only maternal bloodlines are viewed as Jewish
>>84785880Lolwut? Israel has been beating the ass of all their enemies in the Middle East since October 7, 2023
>>84785898>>84785904As in, anyone can convert but only maternal Jewish lineages are considered Jewish>According to traditional Jewish law (Halakha)--which is followed by Orthodox and Conservative Judaism--a person is considered Jewish if their mother is Jewish. Under this standard, maternal lineage is passed down indefinitely, even if generations of the family assimilate or stop practicing the religion. If your mother is not Jewish, you are not considered Jewish by birth under these denominations, regardless of whether your father is Jewish.
>>84785904>Are you sure? I thought only maternal bloodlines are viewed as JewishYes. But why would converts not be welcomed? There are several instances of converted women in the bible who married some of the most prominent male figures. There are some very niche sects that don't accept converts, but these are basically cults and nobody cares about them.
>>84785934Well orthodox jews aren't a small sect are they?
>>84785934so do you support isntrael? genuinely asking btw
>>84785915>As in, anyone can convert but only maternal Jewish lineages are considered JewishI don't understand what you mean by this. "Jewish" is both a religion and an ethnicity. Israel, as a political entity, cares about blood, not just religious law. Those born of a jewish mother are jews under the religious interpretation. Those born of a jewish father are jews under the political interpretation. Those who fully convert are jews under both interpretations. Jews don't go around asking others to converts, but once someone does convert, they fully a jew and they will never not be a jew. >>84785947Orthodox jews do welcome converts. They believe in these convert women that I mentioned. It's only small sects inside the wider "orthodox jews" term that believe in those extremes. >>84785955I support Israel, yeah.
>>84785984naruhodo...well, enjoy your hypomanic episode nonny. i hope its fun. in the meantime i will be making matzo ball soup and gaining eternal life.
>>84786011>enjoy your hypomanic episode nonnyI am rather depressed, actually. Being manic would be cool. >i will be making matzo ball soup and gaining eternal life.I could make an edgy joke about this. But I shan't. I wish you the best, anon.
>>84785984So, how do I convert and move to Israel? Do you live in Israel?
no amount of either psyopping nor yankee retard posting could ever be enough to exploit my ultracontrarianism to make me like jews
>>84786072tel aviv impressed
>>84786060>So, how do I convert and move to Israel? Do you live in Israel?It's a vero long process, it can take up a fae years. Go to a synagogue and talk to the rabbi. They may tell you "no" a few times, but it's part of the process, 3 times iirc, to prove you are REALLY interested. No, I don't live in Israel. I am not religious nor born of a jewish mother. Just have some personal history around the topic which is how I learned.
>>84786083they better be, i put so much time, love and effort into my online culture warring. they still haven't issued an official condemnation against me and i just don't understand why
>>84786072>ultracontrarianismNo psyop, but disliking jews has been the norm for most people. Fakecel detected.
>>84786101it is now, depending on your country and circles, but unconditional jew love was the normie standard for my first two conscious decades.
>>84786111>it is now, depending on your country and circlesIt really isn't... most hate crimes in the US are against jews. I don't even care for the label "hate crime", but the US being one of the most friendly countries and still having these numbers shows that it's not really. I understand where you're coming from though.
>>84786139well, my one circle is uni, my other is marxist, and most of the places i hang around online are nazi-adjacent, so i guess i could be in a bubble. hence the circle caveat.
>>84785820hmm zased
>>84786154Very diverse set of circles, it is your strength.
>>84786090Anooooooon, it sounds like something that isn't possible then. What do you mean the rabbi well tell me no a few times and that it's part of the process?? I really want to become a Jew. Give me advice please. What happens if the synagogue accepts me? How do they verify that internationally?
>>84786164Oh my goshhhhh <3 That makes my pp hard
>>84786211I am white if that matters, don't you guys want more white people in Israel instead of Arabs
>>84786211>How do they verify that internationally?You get a certificate. Reform certificates are kinda gay so they aren't recognized by Israel. Reform are the leftist jews in the US with women rabbis. >What happens if the synagogue accepts me?You are probably told you can start going to torah study, you have to stdy for like 2 or 3 years. >What do you mean the rabbi well tell me no a few times and that it's part of the process?? It depends on the rabbi. But they are technically required to reject you 3 times to make sure you aren't just doing it for the memes.
>>84786237I don't live in Israel. I do like whites better, but I'm not religious either.
>>84786246>You get a certificate. Reform certificates are kinda gay so they aren't recognized by Israel. Reform are the leftist jews in the US with women rabbis.So what do i doooo? You told me it was possible
>>84786339you don't wanna go there. you'll be sacrificed in an explosion so they have an excuse to go kill more gazans.
>>84786139>most hate crimes in the US are against jews.That is completely wrong, if anything they are the least persecuted minority. Having your feelings hurt does not mean you are oppressed.
>>84786368It's not about feelings, I am quoting stats. Jews are targetted the most per capita. >>84786339Idk, go to NYC and ask around.
