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Why is there no thread edition
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>>84793848
Why are the houses just endless soulless blocks of the same thing? Looks like a prison
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Belfast
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>>84793848
We are too busying rioting
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Kip on the couch drunk
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>>84793905
Are you in Belfast, lad?
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Realistically HHL is never coming back. Sad!
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>>84794012
Truly sad no cap
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>>84793859
it's a Counter-Strike 3 Beta map
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Would you lads allow your gf/wife to get a massage from a male masseuse? Got a lad coming over in about an hour who's been massaging her for years and I don't really think much of it.
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hhl won't be back but his admirers will still be going on about him for years
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>>84793848
Proper English roses there. What a shithole. Imagine that on a rainy day. Makes me think that you could literally roll up there in a fancy convertible, sunglasses on, ironed shirt, tell the slag on the floor if she hops in now and shows you a good time for a few days you'll look after her for life. Money truly is power.
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Dare I say it, HHL won x
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>>84794328
>someone posted something non-hhl related
>i must bring it back to the only topic i like
do something with your life lad, genuinely
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>>84793859
"The good old times when everything was trad and based"
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>>84794332
What are YOU doing with your life? x
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I won, me batty won, jamal won, all the boatBAMEs won, pampers won, findom OF girls won, steve won, neckbrace manufacturers won, nigerian handjob nurses won, spackercord response teams won, THAT video won (I watched it and thought it was funny), marmiteman4 won, farringdon detached disability FC won.

You lost. Get over it babes x
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>>84794378
>>84794387
You living your best bumsesh life and I fully support it de lad
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>>84794260
They got what they wanted, all the personalities are gone or hardly post, so now they can spend all day talking about them, this must be what winning looks like
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>>84794430
Sure you've gotten the right size there big lad? Wouldn't be surprised if amazon sent the wrong ones though.
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>>84794430
>>84794467
Absolutely creasing that you're following through with the bit lad, good job, not many lads would have the gumption to spend real money to make fun of Sean but you have and I salute you.
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A week until pip goes in, good thing I'm not skint init
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Sean sprinting down the corridor fully nude, vaulting off a springboard and flying 20 feet through the air to land face first in the lap of an extremely well hung black man, his long neck and throat lands perfectly flush with the enormous cock in one smooth motion and bottoms out. Then he starts sucking oh aye x
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>>84794533
>long neck and throat lands perfectly flush with the enormous cock
That long neck does come in useful sometimes x
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Wappies on tap
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Garn give this wragon wildo a clean up then showers before that curry mukbangs x
Got that chapatti on tap x
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Hopefully some more continued riots tonight. Britain needs to burn.
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>>84794644
It was quiet here in Belfast last night. There was a shitload more police about, plus it's been raining. It's fizzled out. Might pick back up at the weekend if the weather is nice.
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Had a brilliant idea but I forgot it instantly
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>>84794677
Why not pretend your brilliant idea was to immediately write down future ideas.
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Yousef coming soons x
Bricked up thinking about it desu x
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>>84794674
There was some contained rioting I heard.
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Watching some willy woore just like yesterday morning.
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Fuck the police cunts.
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>>84794700
Me? Watching some Alexandra Quintezz right now if I'm being honest with you de lid
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>>84794710
Watching more pressing matters me than some thot.
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>Wappies
another one for the filter
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Me? Yeah I like females, corr n phwoar amarite, but I'm not that bothered about segz, and they really are bothered about it.
Bit annoying as I'm tall handsome witty and at times talkative. Say hello blahblahblah, have a bit of a laugh, then they think I''m going to bum them or something.
>>84794726
How new are you?
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Send them back. Too right. Had enough of it all. May just start getting out there soon.
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>>84794738
You will never leave your boxroom. It's where you naturally belong.
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>>84794734
>How new are you?
Been on 4chan since 2006, you?
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>>84794744
You are the same. Person.
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Oh aye windaloo and cocks on the mind x
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>>84794749
>Been on 4chan since 2006, you?
2005
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>>84794744
I fucking will. Join them lot. Cleanse this shithole country.
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I know what anon will say, URGH PROVE IT.
So here we go, a well known meme from 2005.
>Nearly the end of 2005, how time flies
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>>84794758
Lonely and stinky turkish mong
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The British government has sent women to prison for tweets supporting anti-immigrant demonstrations. Meanwhile illegal immigrants routinely rape (including children btw), assault, harass and mug people and get no prison time. Basically only murder will get you put in prison if you're an immigrant and even then unless there is a particular and notable backlash from the public the sentence will only be a couple of years.
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>>84794749
I'll give you a real answer anon, I am a 2015 newfag. I was only asking how nu, due to seeing the amount of times W has been put at the start of a word in here over the years.
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The official response from the authorities over the latest horrific migrant crime?
>"Please do not share footage that may cause trauma."

Not-even-soviet levels of shite.
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>>84794771
I appreciate that lad. I'm not new I am new to using a filter such is the state of nu-4chan.
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Incredibly tired but already threw my old bed out and the new one wont arrive for another 3 hours
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Any politician who supports accepting illegal immigrants and asylum seekers and mass legal immigration must immediately dedicate one of their second homes to housing them and take an asylum seeker into a spare room in their house. No questions, no screening, no conditions, they just have to trust the process they sign off on.

They must also appear on television and publicly state that they consider every single rape, murder, assault, mugging, theft, sexual harassment, overdose, gang activity, drug deal and act of vandalism to categorically be WORTH IT to keep the asylum system and immigration systems as they are.
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morning friends and non-friends (whever on the spectrum may you fall)

cheeky little bump to start the day
not a crime, is it? x
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>>84794799
Actually it is a crime
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>>84794781
I have used the native filter in the past, to filter some w words, and the person talking about it/them.
No harm in using a feature that is there for a purpose.
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>>84794806
nah lad possession is, so imbibing illegals is like negative crime (the anti-immigrant crowd might want to consider this)
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>>84793880
Literally says Manchester on the map you dolt
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At mosques nows got that mukbang on the goes x
All I wants is a dicking down thoughs x
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>>84794749
>>84794755
corrr we have some proper oldh**ds in here.

i still feel new. don't even know what 'Hellsing' or 'Vash the Stampede' are
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How about fuck off yookay ZOG, and worldwide ZOG, with yer pointless rules so you can get richer.
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Fuck or fight?
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>>84794837
I'm good thanks pal, I'll let my mate anon have my go.
*wanders off to make a cup of tea*
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>>84794837
please watch/listen to my internet friend's music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLwdd4wi5ks
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>>84791201
no. fuck oyou, don't care
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>>84794850
>Do you wanna fight?
>YEAH I WANNA FIGHT!
>I have got an appetite
>to KICK AND SCRATCH AND FUCK ALL NIGHT!
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Two wigan kebabs
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Sat on Abduls knee at the mosques while eating some wurry and wapattis x
Can feel his member growing begging to slide in between my cheeks x
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it a sign of the times, lads.

some people turn to drugs or religion, i turn to music. a spark of beauty in an increasingly ugly world x
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How does this image make you feel? Do you relate to it?
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>>84794861
won't lie, that looks unpleasant.

is it slimy?
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>>84794863
What music do you like lads?
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>>84794871
Nope, nice crispy pie crust gives it a nice texture and the pie filling isn't so loose that it will ruin the bread. It is a work of art and proper northern comfort food
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>>84794841
>>84794846
*punches you in the head*
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>>84794850
>>84794855
What are the odds that the same anon who posted last night was also viewing this thread at the exact time someone replies to a post in a now dead thread. Very high. I suspect a bit of samefagging from the RAT.
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>>84793848
The welfare state is good for society in the short term but absolutely disastrous for society in the long term.

Discuss.
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>>84794881
*dodges to the side*
*tickles your left side*
*discombobulates you as you are keeled over laughing*
*quickly drops to the floor and ties your shoelaces together*
*walks off laughing as you fall over while trying to chase him*
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Water cannons out in Belfast!
SPLISH SPLASH HAVING A RIGHT LAUGH!
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Only managed a korma and even that was one of those wicrowave meals from icelands feel like I've let the mosque lids down. Garn be in for a rough bumsesh laters. Fearing for the integrity of my sphincter x
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>>84794874
partial to a bit of folk pop, me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLwdd4wi5ks

>>84794879
corrr the same image now looks more delicious, despite being the same pixels (RGBT monitor, T = TASTE). enjoy your scran.

>>84794888
a million on one
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Imagine a girl's bits in your gob
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S357SxaWYSw
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>>84794900
You'll be able to build up that spice tolerance little lad but not sure your botty will recover from whatever grand adventure you get on today
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>>84794825
Simply referencing the ongoing shenanigans and skirmishes.
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>partial to a bit of folk pop, me

meant to post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5QVQ0YXVFU
>Flook - GD's
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Still cannot wrap my head around why fortnite got as popular as it is/was. I've seen gameplay and it's the most disjointed ball of shit I've ever seen from something occupying the category of a mega-game (think things like Halo, LoL, pubg in its day etc.); the super popular ones that everyone plays.

Looks boring as fuck, ultra-saturated vomit palette, cringe as fuck skins, adhd game mechanics all wrapped up in a normie friendly kid-safe emoji interface. What kind of mong plays this crap?
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I loved this when I was a kid (still do), but I was unaware of what is was on about.
Little 12 year old me playing dbl dragon on the commodore rapping about something I didn't (and don't) know about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f7FuDagYLU
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>>84794932
Can anybody tell what the sample is? It's as easy as ABC.
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Tired legs today, feel like shit
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Love a good ole chair boogie me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8KwVNcLLSo
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John Healey is gone
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>>84794922
its not popular because its good its popular because its profitable and therefore pushed
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>>84794957
Fair play to the old fogey for actually having some wollocks
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>>84794944
my knees hurt because its cold and damp
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>>84794922
i've played it a little bit, and honestly, it has its fun.

like are you thinking of it from a PC or a console (Xbox 360 onwards) perspective? i was always a PC guy, and for CS or something you had to join a server and be in a clan and all that shite. it was great and maybe that still happens, but the idea you just DROP into a world of 100 people and scrounge/shoot/build is honestly amazing, it's just straightforward fun, the game works fine (although my mate told me there are robots to encourage you to keep playing)

remember SourceForts? absolute nightmare. one game in a hundred, you would actually build a fort.
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Ready to get bent over the communal mosque table and have my arse examined by Yousef x
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Reckon SSM has high blood pressure
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQLCw9I69VM
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>>84794971
depends whether it's skin deep or blood deep

got that rosacea, me
a 'drinker's' nose, they used to call it
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>>84794957
Man who has achieved nothing resigns and proclaims victory. Truly a politician of all time.

Just one more white paper. Just one more procurement committee. Just one more action plan. Once we get these things chugging along then you'll see the British armed forces won't be a depleted and demoralised non-functional joke of a husk any more.
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>>84794922
Well it took the highly successful battle royal formula but made it normie/kiddie friendly. Normies won't stick around in any highly competitive game where some Autist with 10,000 hours can master every angle and spawn camp you from half way across the map.
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>>84794972
now this is quality

Blad hit me with some 2000s nostalgia choonz pls

no fouls, only feels x
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>>84794980
Your posts are always pure cringe
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don't listen to him, whalebro

power througgh
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Getting absolutely wattered by Yousef and the lids garn end up having hundreds of cocks spaffing their creamy lassi inside me and it is going to be a lush experience x
Could garn caving in my arsehole today it's faaarcking huge x
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>>84795003
>>84795012
Luv u both mwah x
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>>84795019
Wutty Putty cave incident up helperlads botty
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Me? Weed, the occassional pregab, and alcohol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ybm4E3PjCE
>>84794997
Not Blad, but, got to say, I love this, and I'm going to post the ones I love the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKJXBG6bdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElZOmv-44Xk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaSiL7ZELLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_52RxKlE8eo
And of course, da best for last, volcel anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RckIKHBgrs
*regrets chugging an energy drink, but goes wild as the vibes start vibing*
*turns it up to 11*
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And of course hes a fucking nonce lmao
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>normie-hyperinflation
what passed as normie passing people 10 years ago are no longer normie passing as you have to be hyper-normie tier or higher to even be considered normie now
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>>84795034
95% of posters here are paedophiles this isn't anything new
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It is literally so so fucking easy to climb out of inceldom and have casual sex. Just lift weights and eat a lot and play a dumb meathead character. For a woman to fuck casually she just needs to see you as a bit attractive AND she needs to see you as in the category of man that is suitable for sex but not long term relationships. Men in that category are just hot but not smart or intellectual.
Do not fucking talk about politics or philosophy or shit. Just pretend like your interests are football and love island and drinking with the lads and the gym and that you have loads of friends. Literally so simple. Chicks lap it up. They just want a man who fits a stereotype in their head they see as suitable for a good short time.

Women do not find nerds sexy. They might like nerds for longer relationships but not for sex.
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If you feeling like a pimp frogga gowan brush yer shoulders off
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>>84795023
cheers lad
too many thinkers, not enough feelers

>>84795032
>*regrets chugging an energy drink, but goes wild as the vibes start vibing*
i think you and are two sides of the same coin, o aye x

>tfw no bitches
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I want to lick a girl's arsehole
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>>84795057
if you're having girl problems i feel bad for you son
i got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
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That new show Tip Toes was good but it didn't seem to paint the tranny who groomed the underage boy in a bad light. Crazy. Also it was pretty comical how it all ended. A public lynching by a bunch of deanos? I had a giggle.
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>defence secretary resigns
Yes, a good leader just quits when he doesn't get everything he wants. Little baby bald man. I expect a defection to Reform within the week.
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>>84795061
Nah only good gurls, not bishes.
>Bishes
Me? Just thugg em fugg em love em leave em, minus the thugg em fugg em and leave em part, just love from a distance, like a G.
*crip walk shuffle dances off to the kitchen*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bJQ2guNEsU
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bitches ain't nuthin but hoes n shit
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*wishes this was around ~ 6 years ago when he'd have been able to do it*
To me (sad I know but) this is one of the coolest things I've seen
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_zWBLACYtFU
Imagine nipping t'shop like this. Brilliant.
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Oldschool choon?
Sure, why not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WOal_8c_b8
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not rite what this web site does to images i reckon the boffins ought to get it sorted and i WILL take a probe for saying that

>>84795071
>From Russell T Davies

o i am interested in his televisual stories. lad has writing chops he just needs an editor.
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Deano sticking his extra large glistening white shaft down my freakishly long neck and letting off his spaff cannon x
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This is a good one, different, berry different, and a great vid. Shown to me by an anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLw5b70OJH8
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>>84795104
you're sending me to space
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Never had fanny me
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>>84795118
Who's this little whore? Gonna stroke my willy to her.
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>>84795118
I'll do a space related one, after a pallet cleanser.
Picnotrel, but tis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j4l_NdkYMQ
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>take pregabalin
>lose ability to coordinate muscle movement
This is how Stephen Hawking must have felt like
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Sod it, this is next.
This is a good song. Uplifts muh soul, desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9gK2fOq4MY
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This was pop rock, one would assume. Popular, rockesque.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE
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Garn let this spaffington settle nows then get a wuppa before the next sesh might try them attends on x
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Why is it so fucking cold in the middle of June?! Where is this el nino that's supposed to roast the planet?
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Do you reckon Trump still has sex? If so with whom?
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Going to end with a nice one from muh chill playlist, methinks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKHTCEhsp
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>>84795235
Yes.
Secretaries are the usual go-to for presidents of the past. It's certainly not his wife.
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>>84795251
Ooo unlucky, 1 letter off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKHTCEhsp8
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>>84795255
Do you think Barron fucks?
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Sod it, and sorry, but forgot how chill this one is.
Good for a spliff, (for me) recline the deskchair so it's just past 90 degree, and turn the light off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFI7xoIHt-Q
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>>84795235
Very difficult to achieve and maintain an erection at 80 years old
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>>84795268
Probably more interested in 2D than 3D.
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>>84795274
Dick pills have come a long way since 1998 lad.
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Two albanians brought my new bed upstairs and are now assembling it in my boxroom while I wait in the kitchen #awkward
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>>84795299
You need to shout up and say I KNOW HOW MANY PORN MAGS I HAVE, to assert dominance.
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>>84795299
Why not tell them to leave and assemble it yourself? You can surely assemble a bed by yourself, right lad?
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Garn on a romantic picnic soon with Deano and the lids. Nice bit of cottaging as well it garn be lush x
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>>84795313
No, I'm terrible at those things.
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>>84795333
Cooorrrrr lush lad, nothing wrong with noshing down on a bit of cock in a public toilet stall is there?
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Get it down ya it thursday
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>>84794770
Mad to think us lads have probably said far worse things but we aren't the sort to use insecure 4-6 digit PIN unlocked phones.
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>>84795366
had 3 pints yesterday so feel depleted af today, sucks getting old
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Fuck me lads my battyhole is red and I mean RED raw from the very thorough seeing to that Jamal gave it yesterday. This romantic picnic with the lads might prove to be a challenge when we get to the luverley cottaging bumsesh. Will need a lot of lube so might have to improvise with the picnic foodstuffs - chutney, pickle juice, butter, desperate times call for desperate measures but I am NOT coming home from this picnic without a pint of cum up me arse.
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>>84795366
Hope his son in Belfast makes a good recovery.
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>>84795387
>I am NOT coming home from this picnic without a pint of cum up me arse
You deserve it UK Chairman x
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This is hits. But for years I sang the wrong words, because it rang true in muh heart.
Love, love is unfair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7K72X4eo_s
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Just want Defne to go back to Turkey.
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Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie (let's eat!)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way is processed- wonder if it's some kind of meat

https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
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>>84795405
Is that another new party?
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>>84795417
No it's an immigrant female in Hampshire.
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Wonder what happened to britfeel domain lad
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Spammer in the city where the air is still
An apu being shanked in a seethie kill
Who cares what anons say
I got muh gimmicks so shut it m'kay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w1Q8ZkXZ1Q
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Helper's Cottaging Tour will be an adult entertainment project produced by yours truly. I'll be traveling around the North East visiting all the classic gloryholes, cottaging and dogging spots, having lots and lots of cocks and cum in me batty and mouth and hands and anywhere on my body they feel like rubbing desu it up to them I'm just their wanksleeve oh aye x

Well there's nothing wrong with making an OnlyFans account to film and sell your gay cottaging tour to fund your wokey and wappy habit is there?
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>>84795438
>I'm just their wanksleeve
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>>84795438
Corrrrr hhl OF sounds interesting but it best not all be PPV only you money hungry whore.
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Was teaching a group of sixth formers today. Started with an image of the Lewis Chess pieces. Pic related. Gonna do a lesson on what ideas we can get from a simple artefact. Learn about feudalism through the Chess set.

Show the image of the Lewis Chess pieces and ask the class what it makes them think of.
Indian girl raises her hand and says
>COLONIALISM
Um it is a chess set. From 12th century Scotland.
>TRAUMA
I ask why chess pieces found on a Scottish island make her think of colonialism and trauma and she said that history generally makes her think of that. Her friends (all brown) all nod.

These are year 12 students.
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>>84795464
Jesus fucking Christ. 2010s tumblr and twitter really did a number on the younguns eh.
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Waiting for doctors to call me but they thought they'd not give me a time and just say I'll call you back Thursday. Taking the absolute piss. What do you expect me to do now other than sit by my phone nervously waiting for you to call not being able to get on with anything because you thought it'd be funny to ring as soon as I inevitably start doing something.
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>>84795473
Except year 12 students weren't on 2010s tumblr. This is a direct result of government policy. Why does everyone seem to forget that the government basically gave in to every demand that insane leftists ever made to 'decolonise' the curriculum and centre non-English, non-white, non-European history and people? Not to mention this is all happening against a backdrop of total media uniformity in being equally anti-English, anti-white, anti-European spewing out blood libel guilt propaganda. Integration was never desired, nor possible.
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>>84795464
This is lowkey a national security issue but the government does not understand that. We are raising an entire generation of young people who actively hate the nation they are in and think it is evil. One very narrow perspective of history. This actively spells disaster. They want the youth to be ready to fight Russia and protect Britain. How the fuck are they going to fight for Britain if all the youth hate it and think it is bad or pointless?
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a lot of seethe lately.

how do you lads cope?
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>>84795464
Can't you say xem's stupidity is causing bad vibes in the classroom?
Or, reaffirm their stupidity with ridiculous facts that make them emotional, and just hope they take themselves out of the genepool?
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>>84795497
>how do you lads cope?
Wanking, lots and lots of wanking
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>>84795491
So the curriculum I teach is not radically like that. Lots of teachers in the staff room think this shit is barmy as well. Granted the staff at my school are pretty old. Most teachers at my school lean left economically (teacher unions innit) but they find the woke stuff weird and alarming.

The kids OVERWHELMINGLY get it from social media. It is the memes they spew. Tumblr in the 2010s started the weirdness and then that spread to Twitter and now insta and TikTok. Madness they repeat.
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>>84795473
>>84795491
this is happening..?
it's not just on the internet??
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See, told you everyone was stupid.
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>>84795497
Where? I don't see any?
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>>84795497
Me? Pregabalins
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>>84795517
It's both, there's wiggle room in the curriculum and sure there will be some school overall better than others, but the vast majority of schools get all their material pre-packaged from curriculum material providers, ready made so they don't have to actually sit down and plan lessons or anything. The material in these is riddled with the typical shitlib content you'd see on tumblr just laundered through a veneer of respectability. I don't for a second say that social media isn't a massive contributor, but the DoE is categorically part to blame for this crap.
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>>84795525
Me? High IQ but lazy
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Garn be arriving at what some say it the most active cottaging sport in the whole of the north east oh aye x
Feeling a bits like Steve Irwin but instead of searcing for fluffy koalas I'm searching for willing willies x
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Sean channeling his inner crocodile hunter when he pulls down the loose grey sweatpants of N'gumbyumbe and saying "CROIKEY HE'S A BIG WAN!"
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>>84795547
Cottaging safari lid? That is lush
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Who needs Windows these days? Any lads recently switched to GNU/Linux?
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Sean browsing articles of immigrants attacking British people and audibly moaning when he sees a dickprint in the trousers of a mystery meat man standing over a body
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The thing that got me was the randomness of it. It was a chess set. Nothing remotely to do with Empire or racism in any way whatsoever.
I can see why if I showed her a 19th century redcoat or musket or even pic of Winston Churchill she might say colonialism, racism or trauma.

But this was a medieval chess set. It is like her mind was just geared out to say COLONIALISM AND TRAUMA the moment something historical came up. It is almost Pavlovian. Like anything historical just automatically means something to do with colonialism and racism.
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>>84795582
They're taught that it's the only way to view anything. It's not just anything historical though it's anything white/european coded. It's mega fucked up.
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The fundamental issue with Britain is that the nice middle classes just refuse to believe any of this is actually happening. They think the stupid racist poor council estate scum are making it all up or exaggerating it. It is really extraordinary.
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Me and jammers living off the grid. No wage slavery for us lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2rbjwGmYFA
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>>84795589
Yeah the thought crossed my mind actually that makes sense. I have heard them say weird shit like England has no culture and I just showed them some English ancient cathedrals which are older than Mayan temples and told them about the Venerable Bede and all medieval England with Chaucer and Marlowe. They legit freaked out and got confused. Like something was short circuiting. They got a bit upset. I got complained about by one of the kids for that apparently, but all the staff and the head backed me. Even her brown parents said she was massively overreacting.
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>>84795591
Send them riot boys to posh areas. Dump immigrants in the best areas. Sorted.
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>>84795618
> Even her brown parents said she was massively overreacting

It is online. Social media shite. I also think the anti-Indian sentiment online is actually getting to a lot of Indian descended people right now. Like really upsetting them. Is causing an angry backlash.
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>>84795627
> Dump immigrants in the best areas

I would be interested to see if when you take 100 18-30 Afghan males in a highly upmarket area what the actual middle class reaction would be when they realise their perception of how the world actually is crumbles.
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>>84795391
Apparently this lad has over 100 convictions, including one for beating a stroked out woman, kek.
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>>84795565
omd that looks magic

do you have a project?
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>>84795391
Look like Chris Chan kek
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>>84795646
Oh that must be why they have the grey background photos.
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My mum always kept us fed but she never really went beyond put-thing-in-oven. I, like most guys in my generation, learned to cook through youtube while at university and even just the basic tips you pick up brings your meals up a crazy amount. Had my mum over recently and she saw me cooking and couldn't believe what she was seeing, like she was genuinely astonished I could cook something 'from scratch'. I felt great about myself ngl but also felt a twinge of bitterness like come on mum you couldn't learn to chop onion and garlic for a sauce?
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>>84795682
Ungrateful little shit tbqh.
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>>84795565
Never liked hexchat, just always felt off a bit. I use Konversation.
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>>84795686
Not really, I love my mum and don't really have any complaints about how I was raised, but there was just a clear lack of effort in cooking at our house growing up. I think parents should help their kids thrive and frankly one of the ways you do that is to make sure they eat more than oven meals every day. It's not going to change their life, but it will, in its own small way, make life less palatable (no pun intended).
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>>84795682
I asked my mum stuff, she didn't teach me, I had to find things out for myself mainly.
t. lad who grew up before internet culture.
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Give me a rose girlfriend and I won't care about immigrants. We can do nice things like go to the art museum and hiking together.
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>>84795700
Did she work? Maybe she didn't have time or maybe her parents didn't teach her.
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>>84795682
i do blame schools somewhat.

our 'D.T.' included cooking, on paper. but it was just
>here's the food pyramid
>here's food hygiene
and not
>here's how to chop an onion
>here's how to bone a chicken
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>>84795712
It's not difficult to bone a chicken mongboy.
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>>84795712
>here's the food pyramid
>here's food hygiene
Yes it was the same for me, I picked Food Tech for my GCSE's expecting it to show you how to actually cook, not all this food hygiene bollocks. To be fair, I did learn a fair bit of baking and can make a very nice very moist carrot cake, but that is about it
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>>84795730
>bone a chicken
How long have you lasted inside one before lad? Bet it feels LUSH x
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I wondered how he's done it this spammer that seethes every 60 seconds or so.
Swapped the I for an I, little wigger cunt, trying to evade R filters.
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>>84795745
There will always be a way to get around filters it is a game of cat and mouse at this point
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>>84795711
Part time, but dad worked full time so it wasn't like she was just destroyed from a full day working and then had to think about dinner for two adults and two kids. Maybe she didn't have anyone to teach her, but if you don't then you work with what you have, you get some cook books, watch some cooking shows etc.

>>84795712
Yeah schools are wank for teaching actual practical skills you use every day. No cooking, no cleaning, no DIY or whatever. Some people ship off to university and have breakdowns because they didn't realise that you have to do laundry or your clothes won't be clean.
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>>84795712
>he needs to be taught how to chop an onion

Jesus fucking Christ lad.
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I always cringe at mongs who are like

>why do they not teach actually useful things like cooking and life skills. This is reason so many people are in debt

Mate, if you need to be taught how to chop carrots put shit in the oven or know how much money you have to spend there is something wrong in the first place.
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>>84795849
Nah people are in debt due to usury, and being manipulated into wanting the newest shiniest best holiday EVER!
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>>84795840
NTA but I get what he's saying. There are kids who grow up and hit 18 and have literally never chopped a vegetable. Imagine how awkward you were chopping your first vegetable at 8 or however you were, an 18 year old is going to be just as awkward and also way more hormonal and neurotic about it and conscious of being judged for being the mong who can't properly chop an onion. Of course you can just do it yourself but the fact that everyone cannot do it or cook for themselves generally is a big mark against our society quite frankly.

>>84795849
I don't think that teaching basic skills will mean people aren't in debt or won't live shitty lives, but goddamn it's clear that parents simply are not even bothering to teach the most basic every day skills so yes actually it would be beneficial for schools to forcibly teach this basic stuff to kids. It shouldn't totally replace actual academics of course, but holy fuck teaching kids how to make 3-5 decent meals, fix a toilet and do laundry will make all of their lives a thousands times easier and will be a thousand times more useful than learning about fucking oxbow lake formation in geography, a topic which has literally never in the history of mankind been useful to anybody for any reason. The education system needs to be more grounded in what actually matters, what affects peoples' lives, what matters for jobs and university rather than the wishy-washy nothing education we have now.
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It quintuple lush x
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Just had jovos at the door ffs
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Might jump to me death
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>>84795916
Jump up and down on the spot for days with water or food and hope you die of dehydration?
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interesting discussion, this. esp. >>84795884
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>pay car insurance in one lump for the year
>car insurance company processed the payment THREE times
>double digits accessible because my bank thinks I have a house deposit's worth of money in pending
Lads...
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>>84795916
Things could always end up differently anon, don't give in yet.
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>>84795950
Not sure what that means anon, could you explain please?
Till then, either Nice one, or fucking hell that's bad.
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hello pals
seems like people are very angry over here and in america right now
will all die down im sure
waiting for the final two episodes of clarksons farm to come out me
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>>84795427
Domains been offline for two days now. I suspect he got what he wanted scraping the site.
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>>84795950
Don't call the car insurance company first, make sure you call your bank first, immediately. Close britfeel and pick up the phone and spam their number and immediately demand to get a senior employee on the phone and say it's urgent. Don't just sit around hoping everything will work itself out, this is a big fuck up and people who you pay good money to need to sort their shit out right now lad.

After your bank cancels the two unnecessary transactions call up the insurance company and again demand to speak to a senior employee and tell them you're very unhappy with what happened and demand an apology and a discount for the inconvenience and financial hardship you faced, even if temporarily.
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>>84795960
If you're on about people going mad because a black person killed somebody and then got sentenced for it, that is mad.
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daft /tv/ thread. might be worth a shot.
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>>84795960
>>84795974
Some of the interviews with black people outside the courthouse are quite unbelievable.
>WHAT AM I 'POSED TO TELL MY KEEDS?!
Um... don't stab people to death for no reason?
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I enjoy the pungent smell of day old diapers bought from Walmart
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>>84795974
>>84795980
hardly unexpected given what theyre like
the vids have been very funny though im going through them now
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>>84795982
oh my goodness do i have my suspicions
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>>84795980
It is quite bonkers how race is such an emotional thing for them.
I find it especially weird how racism is soooo bad, and their ancestors suffered because of it, so they have decided the best way to stop racism is now to be racist to white people. Not stop all racism totally, just stop being racist to us so we can be racist to you.
>>84795997
Insanity.
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The most striking thing about the Anthony Karmelo case is that he was an academically high-performing pupil from a comfortable background, and yet he STILL just couldn't resist taking a large knife to a school athletics match, and consciously sought out confrontation and wanted to be aggressive.
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googling "oxbow lake formation" now
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>>84796018
>I find it especially weird how racism is soooo bad, and their ancestors suffered because of it, so they have decided the best way to stop racism is now to be racist to white people. Not stop all racism totally, just stop being racist to us so we can be racist to you.
That's where the exceptional levels of ethnonarcissism and petty resentment come in. They don't want a better world, they want to fuck you over and get theirs.
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The most striking thing about the Sean Allan case is that he was an academically high-performing pupil from a comfortable background, and yet he STILL just couldn't resist faking a disability, and consciously sought out a care home and wanted to be a dosser.
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The future is black n brown x
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Wockodile wunter garn on tour reporting to you live and direct from stall 2 of the afternoon x
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>>84796000
>suspicions
wym? QRD?
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>>84796033
Saw it clearly during the BLM stuff, then noticed it more when watching things from the past. Yes they want revenge, retribution and monies.
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>>84796018
>>84796033
people will always be racist desu
i reckon that the reason whites are comparatively not racist is only because it was made illegal/unviable
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>>84796056
there is a yank ITT.
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Holy fuck decorators caulk is like magic
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>>84796085
What a difference a few keywords make init

I enjoy the pungent smell of day old nappies bought from Asda
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https://youtu.be/PfYnvDL0Qcw&t=22
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DJ Audits arrested. Industrial estate wagies and pigs yet again acting out of line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOmItiknhIc
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>>84796203
They did the right thing. He's a wrong'un.
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Imagine working for a low wage and barking "you're not allowed to film her" over and calling for "backup". Jobsworths must love these kind of roles.
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>>84796218
Nah the guy tried to stop him filming. If you feel you are going to be attacked, you can use reasonable force to protect yourself.
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Nasty foid tyrant tried to use her foid privilege to grab his hand. Didn't like it when she got a bite back. Cunt would never imagine a man defending himself against a poor little woman did she? Haha.
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>>84796231
Mong needs sparking out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

it's called INTERNET CULTURE, dad.
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>turn up to somewhere you have no business being
>act purposefully suspicious
>act purposefully annoying
>act purposefully aggressive when confronted
>get physical with an innocent person just trying to do their job
>WHY AM I BEING ARRESTED HUH?! OH YOU'RE JOKING MATE!

No sympathy for these cunts
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Corr this audit is like the good old days of auditing. Love it when they get all upset and beaten up by DJ.
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Homemade pulled pork gydoss for tea.
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>>84796203
Just about to watch this.
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>>84796248
It's not against the law to turn up to some random business on an industrial estate and film all of their property and fly a drone over site as far as I am aware. These muppets don't know the law. Police are fucking incompetent and are biased towards auditors.
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Me and Ebin taking turns stretching out Chika's sphincter
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hate these auditor lads
but
very happy that they exist
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Finished up at stall 2 nows garn stall three x
Can feel my tummy swelling up garn end up like an engorged tick agains ready to burst x
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>>84796263
Lot of angry men in this. A 5ft 2 female playing the foid card just because he stopped her from attacking him. Enjoy lad.

>>84796276
Necessary evil in these times. Our rights are being taken away. Soon you won't be allowed to film in public without good reason.
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Auditing is purely a british thing. Never any auditing videos from other countries.
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DJE Media hasn't uploaded in a week. Wonder if his channel has been demonetized
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>>84796263
He needs to stop biting his nails
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>>84796284
USA has loads of auditors. A few in Australia too.
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>>84796282
>Our rights are being taken away
Such as?
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Pre-emptive strike them foid tyrants.
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>>84796302
Online safety act and face scanning police vans for a start.
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>>84796248
Two tier policing in action lad.
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>>84796286
SHPO nonce shouldn't be allowed to film in public.
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>>84796302
Hate to be the one to point this out friend, but:
>property rights
>self-defence
>freedom of association
>freedom of speech/expression
>personal liberties
>freedom of choice
>privacy
All of these are either functionally non-existent in the UK in 2026 or being actively eroded away by the state.
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>>84796314
Not him but, freedom of expression.
Also a lot of these things are covered under article 10 of the human rights act, which then became domestic law. Need to be wary of the SOLUTION TO MASS IMMIGRATION, REPEAL ARTICLE 10. Then we will see yookay tyranny explode.
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>>84796337
Why would you need the freedom to express yourself? Bobbies should have the freedom to lock you up for having offensive thoughts
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the blood
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Nasty little pig tyrant boy telling him to take the stuff off the police van. Terrible attitude on him.
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>>84796347
>Why would you need the freedom to express yourself?
I studied at RADA for 3 years, 10k per year, it's my right to express myself, through any medium I see fit.
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I'm fuming. Fuck it. Time to seriously think about getting in on this auditing game.
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>>84796262
Nice anon but I noticed something.

Gordon Ramsay would not be best pleased.
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>>84796400
Is raw for the meat or the gydoss all together?, and those chips didn't look as weird in IRL. They did look shit tier, but not weird tier. Think it's this camera, as I went to take a pic of a glowing thing I had the other night, and the room was normal tier, but in the image (which I for some reason didn't take) the whole room was lit up.
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>>84796281
Filling you up like the good little lad you are de lid
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>>84796400
zomgwtf
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Garn neck this wuppa now and relax maybe a bit of wortnite or wifa laters with deano x
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>>84796422
This is Gordon Ramsay, this is him seeing passed your flimsy excuses.

Those chips, are shiny. Oven chips go shiny if RAW.
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>>84796443
>wifa
Bet you're div 10 or something equally as shite
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>>84796444
Trips of truth, but also, use the correct word when trying to chastise somebody.
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>>84796461
I do this to anonymous people on the internet to make myself feel better about my shortcomings.

I even looked up which word to use and got it wrong.

>picrel sums up my existence
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what everyone plans for weekend de lads?
friday tomorrow boyos
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>>84796480
Don't be like that anon, I was only being mean due to the criticism. I knew what you meant, but still did it.
They were shit tier, and you made a valid point, and it was humourous.
We all have shortcomings, and are worse on ourselves because it is us and we can do that to ourselves (not as acceptable to do it to others).
Cheer up lad, things could always be worse.
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>>84796515
Thanks anon, you're a pretty cool guy. I hope I didn't discourage you from posting future food pics, it does actually look pretty lush x.
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>>84796507
Going to the pub on sunday for a carvery, what about you?
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I LIKE GAY POP MUSIC
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>>84796560
No I'll still post slop I make, it was nice, but the chips were shite, kek. Just cheap frozen mush from the shitermarket. Improvements to be/will be made.
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AFK'ing again aren't I
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>>84796576
should be seeing a friend for a coffee, besides that not much
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>>84796590
I bet they clumped up in the air fryer
>cube up a potato
>small bit of oil
>cumin
>paprika
>chilli flakes
>salt pepper
>tumeric

180 for about 30 minutes depending on cube/wedge sizes and you've got youself some nice tatties. I used to do that regularly but I've gotten quite lazy as of late
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so world cup starts today but we dont play until fucking wednesday, utter woke nonsense
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>>84796731
Nah I ovened them. I haven't got an airfryer but my mum has, and I like doing salad potatoes in there. Do them whole, oil and salt, they're like little roasties.
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>>84796711
Why the fuck play this slop when OSRS exists
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>>84796742
When are Ingerland playing
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>>84796742
there is no need for angeries, mon ami.
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>>84796742
It coming home la
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Bit of strip wifa with deanos x
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>>84796770
I play both?
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mind you, as a narcissist, i do not give a fffffffoolooooooo
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actually a test
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>>84796866
Why would you need to test post? Banned on your main IP lad?
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Skibidi toilet rizz no cap
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How do we get rid of the doxxers here?
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Rizzin n snizzin
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>>84796871
eh? i don't see any?
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the test has passed.

the world remains.
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>>84796891
H-heIlo, worId?
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>>84796894
sup my niqqa
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Sprogberg garn bed now, hopefully he falls asleep
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Darn to me pants already deanos up 6-0 not rite this garn be a long night x
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>>84796928
If his 18. Give me few beers for quick knockout
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whats gucci de lads
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Imagine having a girlfriend x
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>>84796928
Same but daughter, tired af me
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Corrr feeling a bit sore nows after that strip wifa with deano oh aye x
Lost five games on the bounce didn't I. He even let me be classic XI and he played as shamrock rovers, it not lush. x
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>>84796974
>>84797164
He sleep now x
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>>84797208
Lucky you, already had one 'I'm not tired' call, she's settled down now though so we'll see
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Desperate for something to eat but literally nothing in the fridge except ketchup and no money
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>>84797261
aw damn man, i was you a few days ago.

anything dry like oats, you could have?
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>>84797294
Crisis averted, just texted a mate and asked if he could buy me some maccy d's and I'd owe him one he said sure. Fucking LUSH.
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any good chimpouts today?
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>>84797261
fry the kechup into a tasty cake
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>>84797337
Oh aye de lid x had a proper chimout in me batty full scale woatwog weltdown they couldn't cram themselves into me batty fast enough felt like I was being done by a company of artillery pieces fuarkin ell
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>>84797355
That is fucking LUSH and I mean LUSH x
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>>84797207
was it nobs out, chip?
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footie starts in 10
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>Sky news chopper's out agin
lessgo
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Got deanos mayo on tap tonight lids and that is lush x
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Why don't Japanese people look at people when they talk to them?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE8GTZ6YaZ8

Very interesting ngl, just a quick little video to make everyone a little bit more knowledgeable on language
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>>84796883
Yous lick snizz
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Souf apefrika
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>>84797394
They have that autism on tap x
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Massive exploration, goodies galore, thought I'd go for coal when near home, fell and died. Need to go get that stuff back, after a spliff. Gutted, almost 100 iron ore, ender pearl, sticky balls (for sticky pistons, slime balls, that's what they potentially could be called.
Fuck, it's a long way, to the bottom if you wanna rock n roll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-qkY2yj4_A
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>>84797467
Me? Been playing Monster Hunter. Lots of tutorials upfront, kind of annoying. But still fun.
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corrr lads look at that
bit o' Galaxy in during me space rituals
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>>84797480
As long as you enjoy it that's all that matters really.
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Britain needs to be white again
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Garn be milking deano all night and that is lush x
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>>84797516
Going to mars deedee?
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Mong why did you change your name ffs
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Ate a pack of ginger nuts again.
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>>84797632
Half a packet of chocolate malted milk and going strong here lad.
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>>84797608
That sounds lush mate, enjoy x
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>>84797605
No sound, but you just know she's a delightfully charming woman.
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Thinking of writing a memoir de lids:

>A Battered Batty: the Welper Tales
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It all bastard twatting despawned, ffs.
Quite miffed. Ragequit the world miffed if being honest.
Done, that's how quick decisions get made and seen through in these lands.
Time to start afresh, pastures new.
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>>84797725
I'd buy a signed UK Chairman copy if that'd be a thing?
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Garn whack on netflix nows and get womfy with deanos. Nice wuffy wanket that I can wug deano under x
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Some alternative names I'm considering:
>The Long Neck Home
>THAT Memoir
>Attend and Depend
>Everybody Rightly Hates Me: The Story of a Gay Faggot Mong
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>>84797758
Bad that. How far on were you with your world? Remember skyblocks?

>>84797821
>THAT Memoir
Kekked
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Favourite song, lads?
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Just put the heating on you know.
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One of the greatest moments of my life was being in THAT /lit/ thread when it was happening. Truly I have never laughed as hard in my entire life and I doubt I ever will again.
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>>84797867
Big fan of songs without words.
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>>84797867
https://youtu.be/cdpsfBsN_Dg
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>>84797867
for me it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iotagMCkJRE
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>>84797940
What was it THAT happened?
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>>84797967
Do you go on /lit/ much lad? If yes, it's the one you're thinking of, the most famous thread there's ever been on that board. If not: warosu 10249418.
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A bloke phoned me earlier, just a wrong number. That hasn't happened to me in years.
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wonder if nutella would go with tiger bread
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>>84797867
thank u next
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>>84797867
cupid (twin version)
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Pointless being alive
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>>84797605
>>84797697

What did she say? Any lads lip read?
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19yo babes like this I missed out on.
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>>84797989
holy mother, this is ART.
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>>84798071
Pointless being alive if you don't ever experience sex.
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>>84798090
Imagine burying your knob in her wet quim as she moans. Corr.
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>PointIess being alive
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Handling deanos wausage under the womfy wanket x
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>>84798109
Oh yes bet it's tight and pink.

Reckon she's had sex with at least a dozen guys already given the amount of new boyfriends and flings she talks about.
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Might have my weekly wank tonight. Libido has completely gone these days. Dunno if it's the depression or being in my 30s that has done it.
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>>84798147
You just know she's had sex with a black man. Maybe more than one.
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>>84797989
Grow up Chud lad.
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>>84798171
same for me
once a week and even that feels like a chore at times
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so we're soft little weaklings with nothing else left.
we have failed the British state
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Weird dream I just had where I kept having a dream and kept waking up and trying to explain it to people.
There was like a church and a rude card game
nah, the rest of it's gone.
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Havent been here for a while. Is HHL still around the legend? Or did he get perma banned
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>>84798182
Expect she prefers BBC being a redhead but the relationships are very short. When the ovaries get going she's likely straight on tinder swiping away the white boys until she lands herself a BBC. I expect she'll settle down with a white boy eventually but sex is still this amazing new thing for her.
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>>84798273
He's currently in his gay era
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informs the apus nigel cabourn has died
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>>84798315
Literally who the fuck is that?
Looked him up, apparently he's a fashion designer, but none of the pictures show his designs, they just show pictures of him. Not much of a designer then eh?
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Wonder if she's into British lads.
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Wonder if emolad is still about
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>>84798328
British lads who look like Chris Hemsworth? Probably.
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I still have no idea who Shippy is.
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>>84798327
maybe you had the internet plugged in the wrong way.
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>>84798365
Shippy, Swanny, it's all Greek to me.
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>>84798328
>Wonder if she's into anal with British lads.
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Deanos got that wildo out oh aye garn be in for a freaky one x
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>>84798382
She's definitely let some Chads and Tyrones put it up her shit pipe at some point.
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Walked past a spacker in the street who obviously had vocal ticks. Just straight up shouting 'nigga' in the middle of the high street.
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>>84798418
Tourette syndrome you spastic not vocal ticks
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>>84798432
Sorry lad, didn't know you posted here.
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>>84798418
Did he have a long neck?
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>>84798418
it's OK because he has mental health.
and that child will become the future /britfeel/

i hope you were respectful.
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Never sniffed it
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which is more impotent, ofcom or the un?
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>>84798351
She'd be repulsed by any man that isn't model-tier.
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>>84798461
>which is more impotent, ofcom or the un?
Sean
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Never kissed it
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Haven't ordered takeaway in a week. Used to order it every day.
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>>84798461
could 4chan beat the un?
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>>84798483
What's your favourite big lad
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>>84798500
Local Indian place. Love an Indian.
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>>84798507
What's your number one order
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tellin yous now:
emos. they're coming back. you've seen them gangling around, but they'll reappear. in force. c. 2028.
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Me? Winadloo from the mosque lids takeaway x
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>>84798511
I changed it up a lot, but typically I'd go for a chicken madras, pilau rice, bombay potatoes, saag paneer and a garlic naan.
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helper in the bottle bank again, a lineup of hungry bomalians slurping the diarrhea out of his mashed up fartbox
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>>84798536
Using his long giraffe like neck to lap up the over ripe dregs at the bottom of the bottle bank
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>>84798554
rancid thatchers x
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Imagine a fanny all up in your business
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helper running out of a bomalians house naked clutching his handbag as masked irish lads pelt molotovs through the windows
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>>84798643
Kek, actually a good one lad
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Getting my hole bored out by deanos x
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we really do need a britfeel radio
just us lads yknknow
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I don't read most of the shit posted here why the fuck would I want to listen to you mongs?
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Garn be a spinning piece of meat tonight me https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU
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>Come on babe, make your asmr for your loser simps tomorrow instead. We can get a quick one in before your parents come home.
>*runs his finger through her hair then starts kissing her neck*
>she leans back with a relaxed grin
>he slowly starts lifting her shirt up and feeling her small but firm breasts
>she reaches over to the dresser and pulls out a latex sheathe then slips it on his larger than average maggot
>they quickly have sex in missionary ensuring not to make too much noise and cause her brother to notice
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>>84798721
Girls don't make Chads wear cucksheaths on their cocks lad, they only do that when they have pity sex with lesser men (5-6/10, anything below doesn't exist) to extract resources from them.
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>>84798730
They do if they want to be sprog-free. Getting birth control all the time is a hassle and more embarrassing.
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>>84798660
Generating the thread playlist and it boring lid, not a good idea.
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It's all shite
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Women need instruction, that's for fucking sure
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we're going to realise how gay men are. i'm sorry but it's in all of us to some degree, and the 'culture' loops back around to just-makes-sense.
otherwise you'd have...eunuchs? spiritual eunuchs.
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If the Belfast victim was a pretty young female, do you think the riots would have been much worse?
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>>84798759
Imagine a woman's knickers on your nose, that's all the instruction I need
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You think quitting porn will make a difference? Nope. Will still be an incel. Not a drop of pussy for me.
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>>84798802
Pornography is Jewish mind control. There's a reason why they used to transmit it into the Gaza strip.
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Garn full scale with deanos all the way 3rd base de lids x
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>>84798828
It's just a way of keeping incels from lashing out.
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Left handed people live nine years less than right handed people.
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>>84798912
>Left handed people live nine years less than right handed people.
what a sinister fact (only high iq people will get this)
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>>84798922
*slaps u a dextrous alt-muff clamp*
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Don't send them here to England. That would be fucking terrible. Send them to Afghanistan where they can rape and murder each other.
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Allah isn't allowed a snackbar in Belfast and it is as simple as fucking that.
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Quite the spackerholic arnt i

X
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>>84798945
>rape and murder
>in Afghanistan
They have more law and order than the UK. That's one of the advantages of a totalitarian government that will chop your hands off for stealing.
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>>84799028
get your'r'rseselfe to sleep lad
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Imagine interacting with a female
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>>84799190
Been there and done that, it never worked out well for me
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>>84798912
Yeah but think of the positives of being left handed, like being able to fool people when they go to shake hands, you get to have a laugh and ask employees at B&Q if they have any left handed screwdrivers.
>>84798922
>what a sinister fact
Did you know that the opposite of ambidextrous is called ambisinister.
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>>84799028
Cute cat. Drink yourself to death.
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no rat posting today? sad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIGY62fZgN8
getting the daily listen in
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Balack Obama
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Why do female therapists say looks dont matter? I thought clinical types were supposed to be realistic and evidence based
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>>84799271
Gary Lineker did that and got called an antisemite
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>>84799330
The job of therapy is to gaslight and manipulate you into thinking that your legitimate and realistic observations of the world are all irrational and the product of a sick mind. It's one big Jewish scam based around the theories of the paedophile Sigmund Freud, CBT was created by another Jew called Aaron Beck.
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Garn get perma gaped by deanos then garn beds x
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If I could erase one person from history Sigmund Freud would be up there. Honestly lads if you don't know how much damage this fucker did to our civilisation you need to know.
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>>84799400
>Honestly lads if you don't know how much damage this fucker did to our civilisation you need to know
Can we start calling people faggots again?
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>>84799407
Not while the Jews run things we can't
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwgI_WK17fY
choons tho
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Wonder what Ruth thinks about therapy. She'd probably like to put Ruthmong in a nuthouse.
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>>84799400
And his nephew Edward Bernays.
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>>84799400
Explain
Djdjeiie
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>>84799400
>>84799447
Yeah, probably not even wrong
>psychology, advertising, and propaganda
Like, fuck me...
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>>84799447
That fucker lived to 103. It's always the bastards who live long lives. Henry Kissinger did as well. Netanyahu will make it to 100 as well, mark my words.
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HEY
YOU
LOOKIN AT ME?
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That's one thing I'll give the Jews, they are evil beyond measure, but they do understand the goyim.
>Citing works of writers such as Gustave Le Bon, Wilfred Trotter, Walter Lippmann, and Sigmund Freud (his own double uncle), Edward Bernays described the masses as irrational and subject to herd instinct - and he outlined how skilled practitioners could use crowd psychology and psychoanalysis to control them in desired ways.
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You can just tell Olivia Rodrigo has a really tight tuppence
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helper apple bobbing for henry kissingers glasses in a toliet
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>>84799535
He was around before WW2, and the American government and military machine were aware of him, and I think after the war they thought what else can we get people to do/believe, and I think MK ultra was brought upon by him and his techniques.
Just my take.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCoP7G2K7Hc
the choons keep comin
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Not that he controlled it or had any part in (probably did) MK ultra, but more his techniques and findings were of interest?
Who knows, I have been called (rightly so) bonkers in the past.
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>>84799535
>take advantage of people's trusting and cooperative good nature, and call them cattle
They can fuck off, frankly.
People are this way for a reason, and it's because it actually makes the world better when cunts like Edward Bernays aren't around.
There was a reason they used to burn witches.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw_fpsE_MsQ
>"brand-new grapple gadget"

Ackshually that's been there since TR legend innit

Stupid basedgoy plebbitor reviewer lol
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>>84799702
are we back on classic Lara now, or is this reboot Lara grown up?
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New thread ahead

>>84799748
>>84799748
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