Inspired by the moid hate thread. Kiss moid on lips Wrap arms around moids body Press face against moids hair and breath in his scentWash moids hair for him Cook dinner for moid (as best as I can lol) Play with moids hair Bite down and kiss at moids neck Push fingers into moids mouth and feel his beautiful teeth Sleepily kiss moid until you both fall asleep Cuddle moid and share body heat with moid
>>84798379>hair>hair>hairoh no
>>84798379I know for a fact that every single person that uses moid is either a faggot or a tranny pretending to be a woman, and that is especially true of this OP.
>>84798409It's okay nonny, we can find something else to do >>84798412Believe what you want
>>84798409Nta but i really like men with buzzcuts
>>84798445So so so real nonny
>>84798379What I would give to have this.
I just like the way they smell.
>>84798460I really really really hope you get it soon nonny, good luck. >>84798463Same. I want to shove my face in a man's armpit
>>84798379>Kiss Chad on lips >Wrap arms around Chad's body >Press face against Chad's hair and breath in his scent >Wash Chad's hair for him >Cook dinner for Chad (as best as I can lol) >Play with Chad's hair >Bite down and kiss at Chad's neck >Push fingers into Chad's mouth and feel his beautiful teeth >Sleepily kiss Chad until you both fall asleep >Cuddle Chad and share body heat with ChadDo not be fooled, bros. This is aways what they mean
>>84798488>Do not be fooled, bros. This is aways what they meanBelieve what you want, anon.
>>84798469>I really really really hope you get it soon nonny, good luck. Tell me nona how. Luck isn't on my side.
>>84798379Your empty words mean nothing.
>>84798379i'm in an ANGRY and EVIL moodsorryYou're kind bait DOESN'T work on me
>>84798530I'm not sure anon, I'm not the best at relationships either. I haven't dated since middle school. I don't really have any advice for you on it. Besides to keep trying. I know it can get very demoralizing and upsetting, but it's best to keep trying and keep trying. For so long I thought I was gonna stay in the same place health-wise, but I didn't give up and kept trying to find solutions to it, and trying to get better. And I am slowly starting to get better. And I wanted to give up so many times and just kill myself because of how much pain I was physically in from being sick constantly, but I pushed through it and kept trying. I know it will hurt and you will want to give up, but you need to try and push through it. I know it's not very comparable, comparing my health to you wanting a relationship, since my health is something that I can actually change, but it's the best reference I have. It's something that made me want to give up so many times. But I really do believe things can eventually get better. And I hope they do for you too. I really really do nonny. I'm here to talk about whatever itt*Hug* At heart I'm kind of naive though, so I'm fully expecting to be called that >>84798544I'm sorry you feel that way
>>84798445>buzzcutsgood hairline still required so it doesn't change a thing
>>84798597Cute kitty. *Pats your head*
>>84798605If it makes you feel any better anon, I had a huge year long crush on this bald guy. And a crush on my balding doctor as a teenager
>>84798610noo stop this at once!
>>84798613it doesnt thinning hairline is only one of many terrible traits I rolled in the genetic lotteryBut I appreciate the thought even if it ultimately cant change reality
>>84798646At least you wont pass the genes to your sons
>>84798379Oh to warm your way into a chud's tender heart... I genuinely believe chuds have the most pure and beautiful souls, you just have to make them trust you as a foid.
If it wasn't for my imaginary girlfriend, I would have never known what it feels like to give or receive affection. I love her so much. I would have died years ago if she never came into my life
>>84798632Cute. c: >>84798646What else did you inherit? I have pretty bad genes too, at least health-wise. So much so sometimes I consider not having children so I don't pass it on to them >>84798664Sounds menacing >>84798672I have a daydream boyfriend. I sometimes press a pillow up against my back and pretend it's him sleeping behind me
Should I reply to this thread? Oh why not?It's been so long since I've got to hold someone. I Still long for it
>>84798706Welcome to the thread anon
>>84798460Hey you stole the picture I usedThen again I stole it from a thread ages ago>>84798613>>84798605They're definitely handsome at leastI shaved my head recently and realized I'm thinning way more than expected Fuck.
>>84798706Same man, same. I know a girl that wants to be held and loved but I know she's also not into me. I just need someone that sticks by me I'm going fucking insane dealing with retarded whores and sluts
>>84798379thanks, anonhave a hug, you deserve good things for your kindnessalthough i still don't exactly approve of the usage of "moid/foid" and their variations, i still appreciate you and your messagestay safe out there, and thank you again
>>84798379I'm fineI'm fineI promise I'm fine, just a little tired.
>>84798379>Kiss moid on lips >Wrap arms around moids body >Press face against moids hair and breath in his scent >Wash moids hair for him >Cook dinner for moid (as best as I can lol) >Play with moids hair >Bite down and kiss at moids neckOh, that's so lovely and->Push fingers into moids mouth and feel his beautiful teeth What
>>84798718Cute pic, but it's too hot for that sort of contact isn't it? And then you throw a blanket into the mix? The chances of keeping your room clean drastic go down!Did anyone do anything fun? Anyone just finished gooning or gaming?
>>84798379i had this and i don't anymore. i don't regret leaving her she genuinely fucked up and ruined things for no reason. but now i have to live the rest of my life knowing i likely will never have this again. i fucking hate being a fakecel
>>84798379This offends me far more than a "moid hate thread" desu
>>84798747I'm sure you look fine anon>>84798755Good luck nonny, hope you can find the one. >>84798768*Hug* I used moid cause I was copying the layout of another thread. If it was any other time, I'd say men. Oh also, I was hoping you'd show, cause I thought about what you said last time when I told you I was gonna wait to date, and I kind of realized I really do want to date. And I think with me feeling better, it's getting closer to a time where I'd be okay to date. Hopefully soon I'll be okay enough to find a boyfriend >>84798773*Hug* >>84798800Don't be a judger. I love mens teeth. So yummy >>84798821Yeah it is pretty hot. And it's just been getting hotter. O_o Luckily it's not that hot in my house. We luckily have pretty good AC after it breaking many times and having to get an entirely new one.>Did anyone do anything funI took my vyvanse and now I'm in a great mood!!! >>84798831I'm sorry anon. Keep your head up, maybe you will find another again. Keep looking >>84798833Why?
>>84798863>*Hug*I appreciate the gesture but no one wants to hug me. I'm not a good person, and I've had to accept that.I hope you're doing okay though, Nona.
>>84798657for some this could be the worst possible insult but I am a generic dead end and it'd probably be a net positive if I was never born it doesn't bother me too much, even if I had the opportunity to, I'd choose to never have kidsThough the part that bothers me sometimes is that I won't get that opportunity, ever, because that requires finding a partner that wants to be around you(well not always but you get the point)>>84798679>What else did you inherit?I'm short, have unchecked mental problems and have just generally unflattering physical features like a slightly deformed nose, malar bag, weirdly shaped skull, ect At least health wise I'm alright, though a lot of that is thanks to my high pain tolerance, I just don't feel when something is wrong until it can't be ignored
>>84798863>whyPretending that women actually like us is far more gross than honestly hating us
>>84798831Yeah, life pretty much just sucks like that anon. Sorry
>>84798379I can't wait to visit my e-gf and do this IRL hopefully maybe watch a studio ghbili movie or something probably next summer or maybe even this summer we shall see I'm paranoid she will dunk on me like every other foid in my past so far but she's so much better than anyone I ever got close with
>>84798679>Cuteit seems I can't not fall for the trap of joy and whimsy even if I know it's really just a front people say nice things but don't act that way even if they're not aware of it meow
>>84798887I'm doing good. What makes you a bad person nonny? >>84798890Men are so hard on themselves though, I'm sure you look better than you think. >>84798895I do like men. I look up to them because they've helped me a lot in life and because a lot of men are my role models. I love men >>84798914I hope your visit goes well anon!!! Good luck nonny >>84798916I do actually feel this way. I'm in a very great mood rn. Meow meow meow meow
>>84798933>What makes you a bad person nonny?Same thing that makes anyone bad I guess. I don't do a lot of things I should and I do a lot of things I shouldn't. I manage to alienate almost everyone around me, I drink too much, I hate my life and the people I meet and my biggest regrets are having gotten married when I was young and not dying when I was in the Army.
>>84798445king of buzzcuts checking inmy barber always compliments my head shape and tells me how it suits me lol
>>84798981You sound like you need a hug. I would hug you nonny. I hope your day gets better
>>84798933>sure you look better than you think.I feel like that sometimes then I look in the mirror, see how my clothes lay on me, try to adjust what's left of my hair to look rightIt's all pointless and wrong Not to mention going outside and seeing what the average person looks like compared to me
>>84798863>If it was any other time, I'd say men.ah yeah, i had a feeling that was you, lolstill, my words stand>Hopefully soon I'll be okay enough to find a boyfriendi don't mean to rush you or anything of the likes, but about 95% of the time anyone says this, it means they're ready for it but are scared of things falling out or whateverwe have this notion sometimes that we "need to be fixed before we can start dating" when usually we date while still "broken", and if our partners are good enough, they'll help build us back upso by all means, wait it out but i think you're all good to go alreadyif an opportunity shows up, don't hesitate
>>84798933 >I'm in a very great mood rn.did something nice happen today?>Meow meow meow meowmya mya mreow
>>84798933>picI had a girl do that to me in high school. God I was so dumb not to capitalize on it.I wasn't planning on getting drunk tonight but I think that might change...
>>84798379nah i don't need a moid>takes a huff of copiumhonestly it's their bad that they're not dating me
>>84799003There's something beautiful about everyone anon, whether you notice it or not, I'm sure someone else will eventually. I notice something beautiful/handsome about everyone I meet. Whether it's your eyes, your smile, how you talk, your voice, your personality. I'm sure there's something beautiful about you too. >>84799033>i had a feeling that was youAm I that obvious? >are scared of things falling out or whateverI'm scared that this good feeling from my medicine is just a momentary relief and not a long lasting side affect. I'm scared after a couple days I'll go back to feeling bad. So I want to wait to see if it'll stick. >they'll help build us back upNeed >wait it out but i think you're all good to go alreadyThank you >>84799035>did something nice happen today?No my medicine just has me very happy rn. It's supposed to make me less stressed and it has. And now that I'm not feeling stressed, I'm actually happy for the first time in a while. >mya mya mreowMreow mreow mreow mreow>>84799039I'm sorry nonny
>>84798445I give myself a buzzcut every few weeks because I'm cheap and don't want to pay a barber.
thank you for being nice
>>84798597killer cat mentioned !!?!?!??!11//?!//1?!??!??!/
>>84799002I hope I die soon. But thank you.
>>84799091... the teeth part gave it away. :^)>momentary relief and not a long lasting side affect.your "baseline" will reset, it'll go up so it's not that the feel won't stick, but more so it's closer to your baseline now>t. had it happen with iodineanyway, two key things to look out for in a partner are patience and your best intentionsif you find a guy who's patient with you and who takes care of you, look into that guyi'll let you figure out the rest, but i feel like those two qualities will be direly needed in your casegodspeed, fren
>>84798933>I do like men. I look up to them because they've helped me a lot in life and because a lot of men are my role models. I love menYeah yeah, we've had this conversation already. I just don't believe you. Or maybe it's more accurate to say I can't>>84798445Really now? Lots of girls hate them>>84799087I mean desu avoiding dating in this era is probably the best way to protect your mental health
>>84799104You're welcome anon <3>>84799111Cute >>84799125I hope things get better >>84799145>the teeth part gave it awayCrying >it's closer to your baseline nowI hope so. I'm really liking this. I've been on it a couple days and it has been making it easier to get around. >if you find a guy who's patient with you and who takes care of you, look into that guyI think I know a guy like that. >godspeed, frenThank you junas for the advice.>>84799150>Or maybe it's more accurate to say I can'tWhy not? I know it's pointless to argue with people on here since nothing at all will change their minds, but I've never got this. I just can't get what's so crazy about it?
>>84799087hope things go well for you sending you a hug, not that you need it of course
>>84799150i don't think not dating is very good for my mental health desu :(
>>84799202thanks. of course i didcn't need that hug since i'm strong and independent and a lone wolf. but i'll send one back ig
>>84799091>beautiful about everyone anon,but does it matter or makes any kind of difference to their life anyways I don't wanna bring you mood down so have a nice day
what if... instead of girlfriend... we say Foidfriend...?
>>84799091>No my medicine just has me very happysounds like it's doing something good thenhopefully it keeps doing that but try to rember this happy day when things get tough >Mreow mreow mreow mreowmeow meoww prrrrrrrr mrrp>>84799111 accidentally, I don't know what killer cat is but now I want to know what is killer cat?
>>84799185>Why not? I know it's pointless to argue with people on here since nothing at all will change their minds, but I've never got this. I just can't get what's so crazy about it?Because women lie as naturally as they breathe and no matter how nice they outwardly seem women always show me that they don't gaf about me at the end of the day. That literally applies to every woman. Classmates, coworkers, girls I know from church, friends, my first gf, my own mom. Women always always always act nice at first only to stab you in the back later and make it obvious that you never really mattered. They'll also usually go back and make up a reason why you're the bad guy for being hurt by them as a little extra bonus>>84799205Well that's kind of how modern life is. You just keep choosing the lesser of two evils over and over again until you die>>84799215No you're right anon, positivityslop is meaningless>>84799252An iq too high?
>>84799210>but i'll send one back igthanks same actually, I don't need a hug, I didn't actually even mean to send you a hug, a cat just ran across my keyboard and typed that I'm a cold cunning sigma irl but also for no real reason of any sort I just wanna tell you that everything is going to be okay
>>84799215It can make a difference about how you see yourself and how you feel about yourself. Have a nice day anon >>84799255>but try to rember this happy day when things get toughI will >meow meoww prrrrrrrr mrrpMeow meow meow >>84799262I can see why you'd think that now. I don't really fault you for feeling like that. I know what you mean when you say you've been backstabbed by women, I have too. Mostly my old friends, girls from highschool and my mother. I try to not let it get to me though. I don't see a point in acting like everyone will act the exact same. But I get wanting to protect yourself from it happening again. I'm sorry >positivityslop is meaninglessI'm just in a good mood
Need foid that will let me rest on her butt
>>84799321aw thanks :) this would've warmed my cold unfeeling heart... if i had a heart
>>84799356meow meow meewo *squeek*have you heard about airplane pilots meowing at each other?
>>84798379I love my boyfriend and he knows I love getting things and kept track of my favorite hololive member and got me merch of that specific hololive member Love moid forever.
>>84799356>I don't see a point in acting like everyone will act the exact sameWell, when I meet a woman who isn't like that I guess I'll change my mind>>84799397Do they really
>>84798999Your barber works for tips and/or is gay and also works for tips.
>>84799397Squeak squeak I haven't heard about that >>84799486I hope you'll find her
>>84799486>Do they reallyyes they do that when they're bored sometimes there was some drama about it recently because some guy, who has no joy, reported the meowers hissss!anyways I'll be going to sleep goodbye op
>>84798445Man is holding up observer's livestream to observer's camera.
>>84798379ive always had a lot of sleep disorders. i have night terrors and sleep paralysis and insomnia. i barely ever sleep. the best sleep of my life was after play rehearsal one day. i was sitting in a booth next to a boy i was friends with, i dont remember anything, i fell asleep on his shoulder. i woke up a little in the middle and he was petting my head. ive never slept so good in my life. he stayed late just so i could sleep. i miss him.
>>84799545Goodnight nonny!!! >>84799567Sounds cute! c:
>>84799516MEOWWWWW (this is a deaf cat meow)>haven't heard about thatyes they doI think it's fun but some people think it's a bad thing I'll be going goodnight and goodbye to anybody reading
>>84799516>I hope you'll find herSeems unlikely>>84799545>there was some drama about it recently because some guy, who has no joy, reported the meowersKarens ruining everything these days
>>84799589You were very nice to talk to nonny. Sleep well >>84799590It's nice to stay hopeful. You never know what could happen
>>84799506>tippingIm not an amerimutt, thankfully>hurr durr he gayAgain, im not an amerimutt
>>84798379AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE A SHIT OR ARE YOU SOMEONE WHO'LL GIVE ME MONEYI DON'T HAVE ALL DAY AND I'M OUT OF PATIENCE SO I'LL TAKE CASH UP FRONT.
my friends are having a wedding in September and I'm the best manI'm thinking of asking one of the bridesmaids who is also a really good friend of ours to a danceis this cringe or cool
>>84799644I'm broke sorry nonny >>84799650I think it's cool. I hope it goes well for you
>>84799658thanks I'm looking forward to it. the two of us (the bridesmaid and I) are gonna be very busy helping out but that's what I like to do
>>84799567that's so sweet and nice I'm gonna think about it before falling asleep tonight I'd never per a foid tho that sounds like asking for trouble have your sleep problems gotten any better over the years?
>>84799713no, i'm awake like 22 hours a day. i look like a ghoul.
>>84799740ever tried quetiapine or other antipsychotics? it really helps me get out of mania and ready for sleep
>>84799606>It's nice to stay hopeful. You never know what could happenThat mindset only helps you up to a certain point. Past that point trying to set your hopes high just makes you disappointed>>84799650>is this cringe or coolDepends on whether it works. Most things in life are like that>>84799740What the fuck, like consistently that's been your average sleep?
>>84799740so you think it'd be possible to find a friend or ideally like a roommate to cuddle to sleep with?
>>84799829never been prescribed any antipsychotics. all the meds i've taken made the sleep paralysis worse.
>>84799873it's not worked for anyone else i've been in bed with, i just end up waking them up. >>84799867between zero seconds and four hours a night.
>>84799740>tfw will never have a ghoul gf to comfort
>>84799878I only got them because my antidepressant made me manic and unable to sleep. the two together really help.
I could disclose my faults but they are way beyond your pay grade.
>>84799896>it's not worked for anyone else i've been in bed with, i just end up waking them up.My sleep quality improves if you wake me up in the night. I feel better in the morning if I had a pee break and drank fluids vs when I sleep the entire night without breaks.>tfw no gf who wakes me up in the night every nightWhy live?
>>84799949i am not a gentle alarm anon. it's worse than a fire drill every time.
>>84799740you need to do something about that ASAP. that's really worrying honestly
>>84799968So you'll have a separate bedroom and I'll use ear plugs to muffle the noise.I would rather>have sleep disorder gf in a separate bedroom>wake up in the middle of the night when her disorders manifest>go to her separate bedroom and help her calm down>drink plenty of fluids>go pee in the bathroom>go back to my bedroom and go back to sleep>wake up the next morning feeling greatinstead of>have no sleep disorder gf>sleep the entire night without disruption>wake up the next morning feeling lousy
>>84799896>between zero seconds and four hours a nightHoly shit anon, and no doctor has been able to fix it? That is so so so bad for you
>>84799740Benadryl works. The hallucinations aren't real unless you take an entire bottle, and they're overblown by alphies who've never done real drugs.
>>84799997nothing i can do.>>84800013three doctors and a specialist. no cure in sight. >>84800421it doesn't for me.
>>84800634>three doctors and a specialist. no cure in sight.Damn. At some point they need to just put you on anesthesia every night or something... that's just crazy
>>84800670that would be super expensive lol
>>84800679Yeah, but you're worth it.
>>84800697daww. what a charmer. i'm worth $5,000 a night! i need a pimp at this rate...
>>84799740maybe the solution to your problem is mich more retarded than you thinkhave you tried sleeping while sitting in a chair like you did that day instead of while laying down?
>>84800679Well, yeah, I guess that's true... still, I can't imagine just going through life like that without some way to fix it...
>>84798379>sips beerI don't get it.
>>84801029perfect weather for a beer rn, >tfw no beer
>>84798379why did you type all this shit out, none of these things have ever happened to me
>>84799968I hope you're doing well. I just had my first break tonight. I toss and turn while I sleep, and if I don't wake up during the night the I wake up in the morning twisted into a pretzel and feeling awful. I have to wake up during the night so I can straighten my body back out, and then I can wake up in the morning feeling rested.>tfw no gf who ensures that I wake up in the nightI could honestly benefit from it.
>no tits >no timestamp >not getting the fuck out Dead normalnigger board
>>84798379Bumping positive cute thread. *hugs*Have a cuddle shark OP.
>>84800870a good theory, but yeah, i tried. even went back to the exact booth. it was him. i've thought about contacting him but after stalking his social media he's married, so, yknow.>>84802079why dont you just set an alarm in the middle of the night
