i wanna tell a story but i'm not sure where to start. it happened just now. can you help me tell my story...?
>>84798834no. now fuck off.
>>84798834Are you the avatarfag tranny
>>84798837no please i wanna share it... but like i'm not good at writing long cohesive stuff...>>84798843yes
>84798834>that picTranny. Hurry up and kys already
>>84798834No, go get topped on Grindr
>>84798848that's what the story is about!!! i'm still kinda processing it. please i need to talk about it
>>84798862If you wanna talk about it so bad then do it you faggot, seriously why the fuck do you need "help" for that?
>>84798897uhh okay i'll start. so i was at a birthday party, just about to leave. and then i got bored and started browsing grindr. and then i found this guy and he said like he was nearby so i left the party and then i walked a bit and then sat on some nearby park- anddd now my friend finally responded so i'm gonna tell him the story first and then i'll post it here sorry give me a minute...
>>84798940>give me a minute. . .>been 20 mins
>>84799075okay i'll just post a screenshot i don't wanna write it out again.
>>84799119How come you didnt want him to drop you off back home? Did you just think that it would be awkward or did you not really trust him?
>>84799164I was like 5-10 minutes away anyway. And didn't want him to know where i live.
>>84798834>that photo earlierIt seems like your dick is still working well, Mr. Is it just my impression or are you circumcised?
>>84799207Uhhh do you mean the stuff i posted on /int/?
>>84799201That makes sense. You think youll want to meet up with this guy in the future or no?>>84799207>>that photo earlier>It seems like your dick is still working wellWhat was posted anon?
>>84799224>Uhhh do you mean the stuff i posted on /int/?Yeah, thaaaaat stuff. What turned you on today? >>84799229A cute kitten. OP likes cats.
>>84799229>You think youll want to meet up with this guy in the future or no?I'm really fucking weird when it comes to hookups. Really impatient. And impulsive. Like only if i can find somebody within a few hours. Idk if i'm explaining it well.
>>84799277I wasn't really turned on idk. Was just bored stuck at a boring birthday party. Also>A cute kitten. OP likes cats.I got to pet a little kitty while waiting for the guy :3
>>84799277>Yeah, thaaaaat stuff.You see I dont really believe you that I was just a kitty cat that youre on about>>84799297Nah that makes sense I guess>>84799322Thats cool. How come theres so many cats about in Turkey?
>>84799322Does your mom know that you're a sex-haver anon?>I got to pet a little kitty while waiting for the guygood for ya ;)>>84799364Okay okay, just don't get too horny.https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222248513/#q222252126
>>84799393Damn yeah that was a cute little circumcised penis. Could do without the pubes though ngl
>>84799423 (me)And the lil HRTitty was cute too
>>84799423>Could do without the pubes though nglI thought the same thing desu!
>>84799364>How come theres so many cats about in Turkey?I don't know but i am happier for it :3>>84799393>Does your mom know that you're a sex-haver anon?Nope. She knows that i'm a tranny and all obviously but not that i'm a giga whore.>>84799423>>84799463Sorry about the pubes... :( https://files.catbox.moe/xpa9hf.mp4
>>84799463Someone needs to get this for OP when its their birthday
>faggots responding to this thread knowing it's a troonHoly desperate
>>84799484Yet you have responded to this thread just now, curious
>>84799481> https://files.catbox.moe/xpa9hf.mp4Yeah definitely better hairless
>>84799474I feel like I shouldn't get hard to that. I think I watched too much porn in my life... Maybe I was molested by the big noses like you were too...>>84799481For real.
Ahahaha, I love how everyone used to like this anon but now that everyone knows it's a tranny the magic is gone.>NOOOO, the one girl that gave me attention on the internet is a tranny, nooooooo, I thought I could finally talk to a girl but nooo, my dreaaamsAhahaha, you people are so pathetic.
>>84799569Only tourists don't know him.
>>84799555Yeah I was thinking that, was rock solid after watching that. Talmudic network got me fucked up
>>84799569I don't see a problem here
>>84799617ikr, Im happy with tranny attention
>>84799607What do we do now? Got any ideas?
>>84799603It wasn't as known before.I think it only got known during the "Ask me anything and I'll answer truthfully" thread, at least I never saw it referenced before.I will never understand these people here who are dying to talk to some random anon because it's a girl. 2/3 of which are either trannies, just males saying it for attention, or bots without a physical form studying the psychology of online weirdos anyway.
>>84799651Idk to be honest, just talk about life maybe.>>84799659This one >>84745231 ?
>>84799659>It wasn't as known beforeFor some reason I had the impression you were, since I run into some of your posts randomly every now and then.>or bots without a physical form studying the psychology of online weirdos anywayPin-pon. My personal belief is that (unironically) many of the simps are bots too. I do believe in the dead internet theory and I think there are AI models more advanced than the ones that simple people can use.By the way, why don't you tell us about your first time anon? I'm curious.
>>84799722I will try to get into esotericism, some anons say magic made they become straight again. It might be worth giving it a try.
>>84799745Fairs. Tbh Ive thought about going fully gay since I dont think I have a real chance with women, but I dont want to deal with the social fallout of have an open boyfriend/gay hookups.
>>84799725Uhh that's not me anon... i haven't posted after the catbox link. I'm trying really hard not to fall asleep rn...
>>84799774If my plan doesn't work, then I will finally accept that I'm bi. But for now I still don't wanna be gae>>84799774I see. Are you going to sleep now?
>>84799792>>84799812Oh shit, got the second quote wrong.
>>84799812Whats the process to using magic to turn straight? Im not really familiar with alchemy and what not>>84799725>>84799792>why dont you tell us about your first time anon?Now Im curious
>>84799725I am not the original poster, that should be obvious from how I talk and laugh at people that give that sweetheart attention.Never considered that the simps could be bots too, now that's interesting.>>84799722That's the one.
>>84799847On the subject of OP wheres that rascal disappeared off to?
>>84799832>Whats the process to using magic to turn straight?The anon who I saw talking about how he cured his own homosexuality said he had the help of an angel/daemon, I don't remember well. Something important is that he used to be straight before becoming gay because of some happenings.Personally, I will try to get into chaos magic. I have some superficial knowledge about it and I feel like maybe a servitor can be used to fix its user's sexual deviations. >>84799847Today was harsh and I didn't manage to sleep last night, sorryyyy.
>>84799881I'm here! Was getting ready for bed. Now i'll just post a bit more until i pass out.
>>84799918Idk but Ive seen enough horror movies to know that help from a demon cant end well. You speak to this anon or just pick this up from whats archived etc?>>84799929Very nice (:
Soo about my first time. I never had like actual penetrative sex. I only gave a single blowjob once, it was basically exactly like tonight. Except we started talking at noon and met at the evening so it wasn't as rushed but yeah. There are also the handjobs i received from my brother but we were little kids so i don't really count that.
>>84799959>handjobs i received from my brotherDid he come on to you there or was that your idea?
>>84799965It was him. Only after it had happened many times i initiated it a couple of times myself but yeah.
>>84799977You know anyone right now who you would want to enter a fwb situation with or are you not close with anyone like that?
>>84799991If you're talking about irl people then no, i don't have any friends irl.
>>84799945I used to lurk on an altchan where he used to post. To be honest, he said "angel" and not daemon, but he didn't see angels in the normal christian way so I don't really know what he meant nor remember the full story. But I wouldn't believe in any non-human entity even if it was an "angel", that's why I will try to make a servitor by myself.>>84799959>I never had like actual penetrative sex. I only gave a single blowjob onceHey but you just called yourself a giga whore, this is false advertising!>handjobs i received from my brotherWhaaaaat...? Why did you use to receive handjobs from your brother...?
>>84800011>Hey but you just called yourself a giga whore, this is false advertising!It's not false! I just haven't had the oppurtunities to express my inner whore yet. God knows i'm trying.>Whaaaaat...? Why did you use to receive handjobs from your brother...?Idk. We were both just really horny teens. It only lasted a year or so i think.
>>84800010Hopefully you meet some good people soon>>84800011>thats why I will try to make a servitor by myself.What do you mean by that? Are you gonna kidnap someone and turn them into picrel? Cause that would be pretty impressive.
>>84800036Did you ever give him a handjob or any other sexual favours or was he the leader in that situation?
>>84800052At the time i wasn't really gay. Penises grossed me out so i never touched his. We tried anal once but he couldn't put it in so we gave up.
>>84800072That cause you were too tight?
>>84800082I guess, and he was kinda big, and we did it completely dry lol. Idk why we didn't think about using some lube. But anyway i'm getting really eepy, i think i'll go now. Cya anons!
>>84800104Bye TurkishAshleyAnon!
>>84800104Sleep well anon.>>84800044>What do you mean by that?It's kinda hard to explain so I will leave you with picrel.This thread can be of some help too: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/39036006/#39036006
