Since you stupid toilets don't know what it's like to experience rejection and failure due to genetics and factors outside of your control, I'm going to kidnap you and force you to play this. It's the original arcade version, not the pussy shit SNES version. You will be chained up in a dark basement and receive daily lashings and other such brutal punishments until you actually finish this game, without any sort of save state cheating or rewinding. Once you realize that's it's a neverending gauntlet of impossible bullshit, the despair will kick in and you will finally begin to understand the sheer futility and hopelessness of the life of a non-Chad.
>>84799144Lol I liked your bit anon
>>84799155dumb bitch you think i'm playing around? you think the life of a non-Chad is a fucking game?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90UjN98yzxc&t=10s
>>84799144bring it on faggot, I just beat gradius 2 (arcade)
>>84799907you're not a woman and will never be one
>>84800106I'm not pretending to be one nor do I want to be one
>>84799144No, we both play simultaneously.Last one to salamander does the dishes.
