David Attenborough RIP commemorative edition
>>84799748he just turned 100 not too long ago, he died already?
>>84799748This White man did more for the earth than all of the Africans combined
Somehow never proper played a Tomb Raider. I should really get on that.I think I played one for two minutes when I was a kid, and a wolf jumped on me, and then I never played it again.
>>84799748Forever in are heartsRIP IN PEACE
>>84799748Such a sad loss for the world, he was just getting started and had much potential
lads, if I got Irish traveler heritage, can I claim to be black? I don't know how this work.
>>84799758>Immediately thinks of niggers /pol/tard speedruns have gotten out of hand.
Breeding the gf in a bit more than 24 arnt iX
>>84799757No, he's still alive. OP is baiting.
helper breaking down and ugly crying with a feminine vocal fry because deano wont take out a mortgage on the deanobox to pay for his bottom surgery
Had a wank and now I feel even worse.
Fink i'm sneedingX
Wish I could develop a sense of meaning and purpose rather than living every day filled with a mixture of self loathing and emptiness
Off to beddingtonsIs it not my liegeX
>>84799986Just be grateful you dont have raging tinnitus like me. Hell, you dont have any disabilities and your complaining. Because you can't get a girlfriend, wah wah
Eddie Van Halen is dead, Steve Irwin long ago, and just a few years ago Toriyama died. If Attenborough and then Jackie Chan go soon I don't think I'll have any hope left.
>>84799748FUCK YOU I FELL FOR YOUR BAIT I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
>>84800015And Bruce Willis has got dementia
>>84799996I have a hidden disability de lad. A disability you can't see.
sometimes i smell of weed sometimes of booze not everyone can smell it
>>84800035...But all the time, you smell of shit normie drugs
Lol there are crybaby incels who commit suicide because they can't get a gf. These are healthy young men in safe countries with access to food, water, internet, etc and they lose it because they cant touch a vagina. Imagine being that small brained and pathetic
>>84800045i was offered a spliff by 5 great guys at sheffield university plus 1 knows a guy who worked at the university
>>84800081It's probably laced, they want to dose you and rape you
Me? Garn bed nows. Dreaming of the Wantu wulls tonight I hope. That would be double lush x
ah now lads...
>>84800067It mental innit
anymore british sitcom recommendations?
>>84800067Those are the ones with balls, I continue to torture myself by living for no reason
It coming home innit?
helper waking up in a sweat from a nightmare about having sex with a woman in a sober living house
helper struggling to get back to sleep due to donkey dick deanos snoring
helper dreaming about inhumanely large phalli
I wonder if she made it to Farley Mount this year. Turkish women have such terrible diets.
Snuggling up to Babatunde in beddingtons lads, lazily stretching and arching my boy bubble butt into his crotch to feel his girthy salami oh aye x
Is this the 'content of their character' that we're supposed to be judging?
Very beautiful British countryside must be much better than Turkey.
Imagine the amount of black men your average american white girl has been with by the age of 20. It's too grim to think about. Are brit lasses are just as bad except with arabs thrown into the mix.
>>84801766It's not just American vs British, it's all women anywhere where they have been given licence to act as such and face no repercussions for doing so. Even in the countries where they ostensibly aren't given licence, most still manage to be whores before they 'settle down', they just keep it better hidden for the most part.It's a woman problem, not a geography problem.
The only reason she is here in my country is because of her rich father. Other Turkish women wouldn't get this privilege. We have too many immigrants that have made British lads like me suffer and not get the opportunities to excel.
We don't just need remigration of the unproductive, illiterate, violent, parasitic third world hordes. Once that is achieved we also need corrective mass migration of millions of young, single, slim Spanish, Italian, Croatian and Swiss girls.
>...a 28-year-old Iraqi national, lured underage girls back to his flat >Sheffield Crown Court heard Harwe targeted the victims because of their age, plied them with drink and drugs, and raped or abused them. The youngest victim was 12 years old.These teenage females made the decision to go back to his shady mini mart/racket for their vapes and alcohol. They probably didn't think he was that bad looking and were willing to trade their bodies for some vapes and alcohol. Girls brought up properly would never go back with a grown man to his flat. Deport immigrants and shut down these rackets once and for all. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd6e0021vjjo
>>84801820Agree lad. White people integrate with one another better. We don't worship a god that raped a little girl. It used to be like this once upon a time.
>>84801835And yet it's never white men abusing these girls, even though apparently as you say they're willing to sell their bodies for vapes and alcohol. So if we agree that it's a bad thing (I take it you probably still do, right?) then the determining factor is these despicable and invariably middle eastern immigrants who feel it's perfectly fine to take advantage of these poorly raised girls. Funny how British men don't do that, eh?
>>84801849We don't do that because we have a better moral compass and are full aware of the repercussions criminally and socially. That lot don't have integration into white society and bring their terrible religion into the mix if challenged about their actions.
Why do zoomers do this soulless stare all the time?
>>84801772Men would be the same way to be honest if we knew we could just get sex any time any day from an online dating app.
>>84801888Okay...?>Group A is doing bad thing>YEAH BUT GROUP B WOULD DO IT TOO IF THEY COULD WHICH THEY CAN'T SO THEY DON'T!Not even sure what your point is really desu, might as well say something like 'yeah all pacifists would be war mongers if they weren't pacifists'.
No woman has ever smiled at me except my mum. Just imagine how crushing that is to think about.
>>84801871Post your resting face, lad
Normies use their AI slop closed source operating system and keep lots of files in the cloud. That's just mental to me. No I don't want a 1.5k shit AI powered phone, Samsung. I can imagine the normies internal monologue go "ooh wow awesome I want one!" when they see these shit ads on tv and youtube. Bet they all show off their new "impressive" AI phone to their mates and think they're better for having one. Sad! Fuck AI.
>the all new AI-powered...>use AI to put yourself in the moment...and that's an instant turn off for me. I'm guessing your average thicko is convinced by this shit.
>>84801928Have you ever smiled at any woman other than your mum?
>>84801965He was having his photo done. Women generally smile. I'm guess he still hates his teeth kek.
Imagine doing sexual activities with a willing female companion
>>84799851is your gf pretty and well tempered?
I'm angry too but foids seem to always make a big deal about that.
>>84802020Can never imagine it ever happening to be honest. I will just hate women and not work.
I will be mocked for eternity in the afterlife for not having had sex in the present realm
>>84802054Are there no prozzies in your province?
>>84802059I'm British and we call them counties.
Cheeky Nandos
Going to get some morning treats from Greggs in York.
Mum telling me don't cause any trouble with police today. Ok.
>>84802093>Greggs>treats
>>84802123It's slop but there are hardly any other bakeries these days with consistency.
Not telling you the branch I'm going to. Don't need any stalkers putting me on tiktok.
>>84802128shippy coded thread
>>84802005Yes, I try to be quit pleasant with other people. Separately but related I've approached probably thousands of girls in my life and been rejected every single time.
Me? Constantly tired no matter how much I sleep.
>>84799748Liar. Fuck you for making me look.
Need a wair wut asap x
Bait thread gimmick catching ALL the seething simpletons. Clever stuff.
>>84802223Low T, low magnesium>t. low value male
>>84802219>thousands of girls in my lifeThis sounds like an exaggeration tbqhwyl
Morning lids garn get a wuppa xMe? Arseholes worse for wear this morning but it is what it is Deanos is huge x Everyday it above ground a great day x
>laptop whirring and blasting air like it's playing a game>check task manager to see whats causing it>it stops>repeats every timethe fuck lids
Found my old youtube channel and found some footage of me playing Runescape 18 years ago. Mad.
>>84802461Now the big question is, are you still posting from that same room?
>>84802505Would be funny but no we've not had that house for around 15 years now
It Friday and it bummingday same as everyday and that is lush is my tush x
>>84802353Not really. I'm 27, fully started approaching girls when I was about 16 so eleven years, conservative estimate of an average of one approach every other day makes a little over two thousand approaches. Still a virgin. Not even so much as a friendly smile back.
>>84802449How old is it lad? Batteries do just get old age like people do, don't hold charge as well, heat up more than they should, transient energy issues etc.
>>84802533Have you considered, after 2000 failed attempts without as much as a smile in return, that your methods of approach may be flawed?
>>84802558Well obviously, but it's not like I haven't been trying and changing what I do. I was super big into the manosphere sort of stuff back in the day, I did every kind of approach, every kind of conversation style or bro-psychology trick recommended. I also did just blank slate style approaches where I wasn't 'trying' like that. I've tried different clothes, different hairstyles, different places, different times of year, different ages, nothing works lad. If I've tried everything external to me then I have to just assume I'm an ugly unlovable freak *shrug emoji*.
>>84802524No strip wifa today little lad?
https://youtu.be/oCDmQediUpI
>What I've learnt so far1. Never date a friend's ex2. It's ok to go to the movies by yourself3. Hygiene is more important than you think4. Know the different between love and lust5. Stay informed on what's going on. Don't be a sheep6. Have a sense of humor but don't joke about your dreams and goals7. Study the types of people who upset you and why8. Stand up to bullies. You'll only have to do it once.9. Don't bully people weaker than you10. Learn how to tell stories11. Don't complain. 80% of people don't care about your problems and 20% are glad you have them12. Be impressed by the things that matter13. When coming across a successful person, talk less, ask more.14. Leave a lasting impression after people meet you15. Don't feel guilty for being too ambitious16. Be mentally and emotionally ready to lose loved ones at some point of your life.17. Always have some cash with you18. Regardless of what you get paid per hour, give your best. 19. Avoid porn at all cost.20. You never marry a girl, you marry her entire family
>>84802690Gay post
>>84802690Holy fucking boomer facebook slop lad, tell me you just copied and pasted and didn't sit down and write this yourself.
>>84802690>Avoid porn at all costWhy?
>>84802701He sat down and wrote itYou sat down and read it
>>84802726One is way, way gayer and more effort than the other lad
>>84802743>One is way, way gayer and more effort than the other ladExactly this. We need more common sense like this.
Garn gets what wildo used again then go showers before weano and the lids pick me up for wottaging again x
>>84802690Awful awful boomer slop drivel fucking HORRID>humorFOY
>>84802690It is copy paste btw
>>84799748He didn't die
>>84802757>>84802715>>84802701>>84802693not that some of it's bad advice lads. take it on board
>>84802763Add one more to the mug counter
Patrick Bet David is a grifter
>>84802023Thinking about his gf being willingly bred by his thick hard cock
>What I've learned so far1. Never trust a fart2. When using a pair of binoculars, remember that things that seem closer could in fact be further away than expected3. Cheaper sausage rolls are usually crapper than more expensive sausage rolls4. Just because something costs more than it's competitors, doesn't mean it is tastier (yeah I'm talking to you ginsters, wankers)5. If you silently fart whilst with a group of people, don't try to leave before the smell hits, look for a woman to blame
>>84802764That's not the point. On its face it's mostly fine advice, but the point is that it's reflective of a certain type of mindset. It's unbearably parochial and self-satisfied, with a saccharine 'I've had my hard knocks so I'm worldly but everything was always going to work out for me anyway' sort of duality to it. It portrays obvious truisms and basic morality as ground-breaking wisdom while also never once venturing into timely specifics. It could be translated from a Greek manuscript form 200BC and read exactly the same - vapid and uninspired but with an air of demanding unearned respect. It's exactly the sort of thing boomers think is great.
Nice steamy showers to get my wotty nice and clean for deanos x
>tfw keep getting cramps and dead leg when wanking these daysgetting old lads
>>84802802This post is too long desu nobody will read it all
>>84802449Probably something like plocate-updatedb.service on GNU/Linux. Mine updates the index daily. Makes searching for files quicker.
>>84802802You said a lot of words without actually saying anything lol
>>84802802>It's exactly the sort of thing boomers think is great.There are people of all gens that love that kind of thing. And it is quite basic common sense, but also has some ridiculous things.>Be impressed by the right things. Things that matter.Everyone is different, and something that matters to one may not matter to another.
wops is has got a nasty attitude at times. Watch her mouth if she were around me.
>>84802908The other anon is retarded. Most of the points are just common sense and anybody above room temperature IQ would understand
Gf won't let me suck her cock while she's on the blob ffs
Going to take videos of crying foids and angry jobsworths in public and there's not a lot you can do about it. The rozzers will just turn up, tell me to delete it but I'll decline. If they arrest me, I'll take every fucker to civil court. >don't follow the same foid for too long>use pre-emptive strike if anyone tried to deprive you of your property or you feel like you are going to be attacked>if any one films back make sure you have your balaclava on>regularly back up video footage to cloud in case pigs take your gopro, phone and bodycams
>>84802928I think that's what he's saying as well.
Looking forward to this one. Pig gets really fucking nasty. Keep wasting their time as legally as possible until they stop acting out like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgVj3RuwAwI
reckon i have long covid desu my lads constantly knackered af me might have to go on PIP/UC
>>84802956You haven't left your gaff this week and won't do for another 10 days or so until mummy takes you to your dentist appointment.
Me? Need to go out and pick muh new glasses, but CBA. Needs must.
>>84802976I don't need to go to the dentist because I deal with the pain unlike you.
>>84803000Wish I could have new ones. Mine are all held together with tape. NEET without bennies so no voucher for me. I don't want to faff around answering questions like "where do you work" in the eye test.
I wish I could trust you lads to come auditing with me.
Company time audit starts next Monday and runs for ten working days.Holy fucking shit the last time they did one of these I wanted to claw my fucking eyes out lads.
>>84803000You know you can just order a few glasses to your boxroom, pick out the one you like and send the rest back.
Sexy time in Ruth's arse and fanny
>>84803042Too confusing, would rather (even though I wouldn't) go and see them in person (the pairs of glasses), and be able to hold them and check them that way.
Morning lads, how's the day going for you lot? I'm sipping my first coffee of the day
>>84803087Morning mate. Remember hygiene is more important than you think
>>84803087It's ok, had an energy drink earlier, a spliff, and going to get a shower soon (20 min ish, as I always leave it till the last minute, as I think that after a shower that will be the freshest I'll be, so makes sense to do it as close to going out as possible).
>>84803087Not bad just watching the world cup of darts with a cuppa, getting on the weed soon
>>84803026Go be an unsufferable narcissistic bellend on your own, big man x
You see chuds, you actually know that you're bad people and your opinions make you ontologically evil and that's why you resent people with good opinions that you secretly know are better than you i.e. progressives leftists*smugly folds arms*
Hi Gene.Allo Vera, y'alright?
>>84803113whats the plans today m8?
>>84803058Corrrr. Imagine poling that nice and deep like.
>stating an obvious reality is now "hate"WWWAAAAHHHHH WWWAAAAHHHHHH OFCOM JANNIES WHERE ARE YOU?!?! BAN THIS IMMEDIATELY! CENSOR THEM FOR THE GOOD OF OUR GLORIOUS LEADERS AND THEIR PERFECT IDEOLOGY! LONG LIVE MULTICULTURALISM!
>>84803060How many public bathrooms are on the agenda today little lad?
"The western obsession with "beheading"..."
>>84803122Specsavers, off to my mum's, then off to a friend's for tea.You doing anything?
>>84803142>You doing anything?Gardening if I won't be lazy
Algerian immigrant stabs three children at a creche in Dublin, a mother of one of the victims describes the injuries to her five year old daughter.
>>84803159... And why did this man try to attempt to murder children in the streets of Dublin you may wonder? Well, you see, he was angry that he wasn't given free money from the taxpayer! Poor guy, this is probably how we'd all react in the same situation.
>>84803150Good luck with that, I know about the peril of being an lazy bugger. Hopefully it doesn't rain as well, as that's always a good excuse to procrastinate.
Mucky minge
>>84803169Muckmingebang
Informing the apus that Kenny Jackett has died
>>84803181>Kenny JackettRIP, only lasted 39 days in charge at Rotherham.
Ok, no time for shower, mum's changed the plans, and she's my lift for the day. Clean clothes and loads of deodorant will suffice.
good morning internet friends. just started nasal breathing again oh yes oh yesno more gear, no more worrisome thoughts about the nature of reality (it's all just superstitious waffle)
Imagine if it turned out that David Attenborough was like a Jimmy Savile tier paedophile. How would the nation react?
This meme destroyed the confidence of so so many men.
>We have processed your refund of 0.30 GBPThanks O2
>>84803328Pointless even pursuing relationships with females as a non-Chad. You'll never get true desire. Real desire can't be negotiated.
>>84803314my mate James told me that once you turn 100, they wipe your criminal record clean. serial killings, noncery, the lot.
Gotten up, meI fink Indeed yesX
>>84803375Bred the gf yet?
>>84803355>Real desire cannot be negotiatedWild how throughout most of human history most women married men they had zero attraction to. They just needed money and status and protection through marriage. Sad af. I suppose a lot of aristocratic ladies probably got shagged by a handsome peasant man now and again surreptitiously.
>>84803355>>84803387Helen felt real desire for SSM
Are we buying SpaceX stock in 90?
I wonder what percentage of married women in the Victorian era secretly had premarital sex or affairs.
>>84803474None because contraception didn't exist you if they got pregnant their life would be over
>>84803474i wonder if we underestimate people's ability to not have sex.most of us are managing it just fine.
Never licked it
>the usual flags
Ate foodNow poo
>>84803117Stay in your boxroom and watch audit videos then. Your loss.
Breeding my thicc-thighed gf brb
Never touched it
>>84803619>the usual thugs*
>>84803058Why did she have fishnet stockings back then?
>>84803672>triggeredYou go make some of that low effort drivel content audit slop to make yourself feel better, your mongo audience will gleefully lap it up for sure and give you the attention you crave. Pure jokes.
Sorry foid, I don't want to be accused of sexual harassment or assault. Please go stand over there for my own safety.
>>84803682All done. Spaffed noisily and definitely bred. Time for a kippington methinks x
>>84803733Cos she was a naughty girl with naughty thoughts
Never spunked into it
Never got consent for it
Garn get a wuppa nows waiting for that wamazons delivery x
Link your fav ENGLISH rose asmr vid pls
>>84803780Me? Spunked into it, spunked onto it, spunked around it, spunked all over the body its attached to, spunked into the hole an in and a half down form it, fucking spunked everywhere there is to spunk, honestly a little bit bored of it. Would take an absolutely exceptional slag to show me a good time these days.
>>84803763I'm sure they will but I won't be doing it for views. In the meantime I will continue to convince others to go to certain places and wind up wagies and immigrants.
Once spunked into my fleshlight and then ate it out.
>Parents visiting, want to take me out to dinner, sounds great a nice little treat>They insist on nandos*le sigh*Why do normies think it's the only place you can go for a meal? Why do they worship it?
Never even spunked on a woman's face
>>84803775I love the lens licking video and green dress one myself. Very hot. Expect she wouldn't even do stuff like that now.
>>84803811That's right erotic lad. Post greentext of you eating the spunk out of your fleshlight
>>84803799Really aren't many out there lads. Mostly thots come up in the searches and recommends now. I think asmr is dying out.
Not really digging her look here. Definitely looks older now she's 25. Fake tan just makes her skin look so aged. Probably could do with a nose job and sticking with the glasses for her best look.
Never tasted it
>>84803893Very gross that she's started paywalling her videos, she wants an army of paypigs, Wops would never
>The wider issues have been bubbling for a long timeI don't really think it's about 'wider issues' as such, it's more about the fact that if you walk down the street there's a non-zero chance a feral african will gouge your eyes out in broad daylight for no reason and then the government will call anyone who doesn't like that an evil racist fascist and demand any footage be censored. I think any 'wider issues' can wait until that sort of thing doesn't happen any more.
>>84803905State of that thing on the left
>>84803812it's a safe bet, really. i'd prefer it to 'i've booked us a reservation at [independent posh place]' but maybe i'm the awkward one.that said, Spoons is decent for this. it's not the quality of the food, it's that everyone gets to pick what they fancy.
>>84803922Nasty piece of work that Naga. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QU_hxzN8qo
>>84803926I am just so tired of nandos. The food is fine, just fine, like painfully fine. But everyone loves it to this weird degree and it's so overdone I can't stand it. I must've eaten there more than any other place in my life, not because I want to but because everyone always picks it, they can't get enough. Then they always sit down and look at the menu and go 'ooohhh, what to have what to have...' as if they haven't been there a dozen times this year, like what?I dunno, this is probably my biggest pet peeve, but holy shit I can't stand nandology.
Got that wamazons delivery nows nice set of weppa wig bedding garn get that on laters before bed x
Oh look, a member of a pakistani rape gang was just convicted for trying to hack the leg off a man in broad daylight with a machete. Perhaps there's a trend here towards criminality of some kind?Also interesting to note: the article never says *why* they were targeting this man for forcible amputation with a farm tool. It's just a thing that happens. It's taken as, dare we say, "normal". Clearly this has probably been happening in British streets for decades, but the racist media don't report on it unless it's a BAME.
>>84803899Yeah I would never pay to make her life easier than it already is. Used to be a sweet thing a few years ago but she's showing her true colours now. Only ever in it for money.
How many posters did OP mug off with this twoll edish, I have to wonder x
any rape gangs in today?
>>84803970Wait what do you mean just sentenced, for the rape gang shit or the machete attack?
How come there are no male ASMR artists?
>>84803997The machete attack trial was ongoing at the time that the Julie Bindel/Fiona Goddard podcast about Fiona's experience being kidnapped, abused, drugged and raped was released. Fahim Iqbal was one of the perpetrators of the rape gang stuff, but a judge ordered his name censored in the podcast, because there were concerns that learning he kidnapped, drugged, raped and abused a child might somehow prejudice the jury looking at the machete attack case.
Imagine if she started doing sexy roleplays like Lauren. That's where the money is. I don't think talking about books is going to get her far.
>>84804040Bet they like to laze around in frilly lingerie together playing in a giant bed and hitting each other with feather pillows
>>84803483I think a lot of men were unknowingly raising other mens children.Also, oral anal and handguns have always been a thing and a way of avoiding pregnancy.
>>84804048Nah - lubed fisting more like
can this AI thing make them do sexy things?
Literally no point being alive if you've never sniffed a girl's arse
Imagine using Windows.
If I cant have cock on tap then why should I work?x
If you could take a pill that would make you gay would you take it?
>>84804107You could slave away and buy stuff to keep you happy. Remember when that used to work well for me.
>>84803941fair enough de lad. might be an opportunity for you to chime in with 'actually, what about this other place?' when they're the ones visiting?>nandologytheir marketing team has gone too far (same with Greggs) but i can't blame them for leaning into it. it's the world we have made for ourselves.
>>84804128Yeah why not. Imagine spending a whole weekend at a sauna filled with hot sexy women who want to fuck you. What would straight men do to attain that? Swim the channel? Run through broken glass? Gay men get to have their equivalent of that all the time with ease. Fuck like 100 hot men a year. Imagine how fucking happy they are.
>>84804124You shouldn't because that isn't right at all.
chain "restaurants" are fucking grim
>>84804128I'm sort of already gay but only for twinks in trackies with huge cocks.
Wonder when the BBC will reboot this.
>>84804173why trackies thats fucking ickyi can only get off to men when they're dressed up like girls and under purple lighting
I'm attracted to a certain archetype of girl. I don't know exactly what it's called and there's various examples around the world which overlap that I'm into:>Chavs>Ghetto hoodrats>Delinquent gyarus>Chonis>Alte>CholosWhy do I find them insanely attractive lads (as long as they're not fat)? I recognise that they're walking red flags.
He'll be spaffing inside her tuppence tonight.
Everyone feels worse off because they are.
>>84804279>alteyou like blonde gilfs?
>>84804308Well not necessarily she might fancy giving him a blowie or maybe feeling very naughty and giving him her arse.
Give me a big buff muscly boyfriend who is packing big time and I will stop being a benefit scrounger
helper strutting down the street wearing a latex skirt carrying a placard above his head that reads "NO DICK: NO WORK, NO TAXES"
Takes this cunt 10 minutes at most to get home from work but the one fuckin day i need to do anything its 45 FUCKING MINUTES AND STILL NO SIGHTThis shit boils my piss like nothing else lids FUCK Every single fucking day this week (when i have had fuck all to do) its been the same time, so i plan to do shit today and nah just fuck that clean out the windowREEEEEEEE
>>84804311No I meant Alte the nigerian girl subculture, but couldn't put an accent over the e at the end of the word.
Departure in a couple hoursIs it notX
>>84803905>if you walk down the street there's a non-zero chance a feral african will gouge your eyes out in broad daylight for no reasonIn the same way that there's a non-zero chance of me being struck by lightning or hit by a bus. Still doesn't stop me or the vast majority of other people from going outside and living our lives normally.>demand any footage be censored.Normal people who have friends and go outside don't want to see gore you shut-in spastic
Ruthmong's unwashed pubic hair
>>84804308He's probably taller and more hung than you lad.
Jenkem-on-the-nazeHome vgh
>>84804308Must be lush being him. Free booze. Fancy birthday presents. Not a worry in the world because no matter what he'll be enjoying her vagina at the end of the day.
>>84804413Why are you thinking about other lads' penises
>>84804383>In the same way that there's a non-zero chance of me being struck by lightning or hit by a bus. Still doesn't stop me or the vast majority of other people from going outside and living our lives normally.The difference is lightning is an aspect of nature that is completely beyond control, whereas feral violent immigrants are a direct result of purposeful policy choices and can be remedied. >Normal people who have friends and go outside don't want to see gore you shut-in spasticOf course, but the government has made it very clear in this instance that their main concern is not the fact that a feral violent immigrant slashed a man's face into mince, but rather that the public shouldn't be watching such things because it might cause a negative reaction. The content of the video is disgusting but that's besides the point, the main issue is that the government thinks if people see the reality of outcomes from their policies that they will be mad about it so they decide the best course is not to change anything but to censor people. This is absurd Soviet totalitarian behaviour and is actively harmful.
there's nothing better than taking a shit-load of pregabalin and watching mommy asmr. amirite lads?
>>84804308He's not the one, he's just next in line for her. When she's had enough she'll toss him and find a new cock to ride.
Me? If I had a cute boyfriend to come home to every day I would work, possibly even for free x
How do Evri get away with such utter garbage service yet still exist. Ebay mongs using Evri do my fucking head in. Ordered on the 9th, 'received by Evri' on the 10th. It's now two full days later and it hasn't moved an inch. What the fuck is wrong with those twats. The seller is only based about 15 miles away as well I could've walked there faster.
>>84804446>This is absurd Soviet totalitarian behaviour and is actively harmful.If we had Soviet totalitarianism in the country then we would have little to no immigration. The free market (pbuh), on the other hand, likes having a constant supply of labour that's willing to work for pennies, which is why immigration in most developed countries is so high
>>84804488Soviet totalitarianism is the method by which these outcomes are achieved. You could have a Soviet totalitarian state without immigration, its just that in our case they direct those methods towards importing millions of useless violent parasites from the third world. Delightful, the worst of both.Are we really doing the free market thing again? Please go through any free market text and find me anything that supports the current configuration of the British state.
>>84804488Could actually just not let insane decapitating Sudanese freaks into the island surrounded by water we live in without being either a monopoly man fat cat or a communist ghoul. Crazy idea that somehow worked fine until the post war period of the 20th c
>>84804464This new era looks good on you King
>>84803905>if you walk down the street there's a non-zero chance a feral african will gouge your eyes outActually so grim when you think about it, literal special needs lad in Belfast has 2 Sudanese Islamists move next door because of course why not? He actually does what he can do help them move in, they repay by stabbing his eyes out for their moon pagan paedo cult. This is just normal life. This isn't even a unique case. Same happened at a London train station randomly to an old man. Islamists stab eyes out and behead its their thing. Same in Bataclan. They are pure demonic filth.
The Cossacks defended Ukraine from invading Muslims funded by Ottoman filth who would raid the steppe grab men women and children to bring back to sell on the market as slaves. The crusades were defensive and justified. The inquisition was defensive against subversive Jews and their Muslim dogs. Literally the Muslims are always villains. Never ever trust them. They are ALWAYS villains. History has been so obscured that mongs will let literal Islamists into Europe who tried to conquer Europe for centuries and did conquer Spain for 7 centuries. Now just being welcomed in as if they're not the exact same people, actually probably even more rabid and insane from the length of time they've had to inbreed. Clown world.
That is the origin of the word Slave. From the Slavs that the paedo filth would kidnap. I guess living on an island we became soft and naive. Notice the ones who actually know the score are the slavs and Southern Europeans who already lived been there got the t shirt of what we're just at the beginning of.
>>84804587Saqaliba they were called by Arabic slavershttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saqaliba
Tuppences tuppence. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuppence_Middleton
any you lads freemasons?
>>84804696Yes but keeping it private x
>>84804696No but I sort of am interested. Dunno if they would have me. Seems like a social club for moderately wealthy men. Get to drink together, wear a funny costume and shit.
>>84803970Pay your ticks desu
>>84804696My dad is a master mason
>>84804696nah but sometimes i sit around outside their hall. public place, sheltered from the rain, means i don't confuse buses by sitting at the bus stop.
>>84799748The actual death of Attenborough, for all his achievements, would result in the most hilarious reddit mass suicide you can possibly imagine.
any of you lads jelqmasons?
I'll always be a bottom and I just have to accept that x
>>84804754>I lived a great upper class life jetting around the world for 100 years but now regular people need to give up cars to save the heckin environmentCan't stand the cunt
>>84804547>He actually does what he can do help them move in, they repay by stabbing his eyes out for their moon pagan paedo cult.He got tortured by (white) drug dealers 25 years agohttps://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/belfast-stabbing-victim-drugged-torched-37274762
>>84804760Nothing much else you can do with a broken cock is there de lid?
Garn be a good lad now x
>>84804769More evidence that you should always pay off your ticks
>>84804769So what you're saying is the fact we already have indigenous scumbags mean we should just let in African Mooslim criminals lol
>>84804689Yes the Mooslims enslaved millions of Africans as well. Our yid controlled education system and media has spoon fed a carefully edited version of history that's left the average normie on the street unaware of any of this and thinking Muslim just means "a probably brown person with a religion, it's just a religion like any other, not that serious". Their prophecy says they will take Constantinople (done) and Rome, they still believe it. The Islamic State's online magazine was called Rumiyah (Rome). >The name Rumiyah (Rome) was a reference to a hadith in which Muhammed said that Muslims would conquer both Constantinople and Rome in that order.Does the average normie Muslim walking about know/care about all this in depth, not necessarily, will they do anything to resist it when the more aggressive ones inevitably do what they always do, absolutely not, they will fall in line for the ummah. The current world is the consequence of us being completely cut off to our traditions and turned into economic consumerist units WHILE the country is flooded with people who are still 100% dedicated to what their people have always been dedicated to for over 1000 years. Conquest. While the average nancy boy wet wipe who works in an office will be left to defend himself with a funko pop. Crazy thing is Islam is just a Christian heresy and their achievements only work because they're being nudged by the Jews they claim to hate.
In case it needs spelled out Constantinople and Rome represent ALL of the east and west (of Europe which they've always been jealous of and wanted to own like they stole Anatolia and turned it into the slum known as Turkey).
The hero Vlad Tepes "the impaler" was held captive by Ottoman filth as a child so he was no doubt diddled since they're all degenerate paedohomos. Of course he hated them as an adult when they invaded and controlled the Balkans. In the normie's mind his story is "he just started impaling, for no reason, he was just crazy and evil i guesslol".
>>84804769Notice how that involves a paramilitary drug dealer aka a known scumbag while the African Mooslims just mill about like they're normal people, victims really
r david dead?
>>84804825Constantinople is already west of Arabia though. Doubt they would pick that city if they were just using it figuratively to mean the east
>>84804791>Garn get deanos to upgrade my botty capacity tomorrow 2x maybe even 3x and that is lush x i have to admit, that was not a high quality post (extremely important to our community)
>>84804864Well it's to the east of Rome. I would assume Europe is their holy grail. Either way they obviously want everything. Like they already took countries which were Christian for 700 years such as Palestine, Egypt, Greece, Morocco, Algeria, Libya, Tunisia, Syria, Iraq, "Turkey" aka Anatolia, Lebanon, Jordan, Bosnia, parts of Serbia and Albania, I guess during their mass exodus to western Europe though they have just now decided to be peaceful and integrate from now on, LMAO!
Sometimes I do wonder what it would be like to be the giver but I guess I'll never know x
>>84804902>botty capacity
>>84804430I don't like booze and wouldn't take advantage of her. She could be with me.
sad day for my apu with wavid wockney and frenny wacket dying
>>84804691>39 years oldThat's not a very nice tuppence.
>>84799748god damn it op that's not funny
>>84804907Muhammad got on with Christian lads thoughhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashtiname_of_Muhammad
>>84804842Based Vlad Dracula. If it weren't for him we wouldn't have the cinematic masterpiece known as Dracula (1992) by Francis Ford Coppola. There was also a book.
>>84804985There is two Muhammads, his earlier period when he was pretending to be nice so he wouldn't upset the Jews and Christians who ran things where he lived, and the later period where he turned into the warlord he actually is. Muslims who move to other countries still emulate this pattern, nice guy act until you've got the power to swing your bollocks about, might sound familiar.
Worth noting that in both early and late period of Muhammad's life he was a paedophile and probably a homosexual though.
Massive ego on this tyrant. 8 minutes in. Fuming at this one. Wearing the thin blue line and swearing. Thug pig.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDxE2hzhvLA
>>84804985That is 623 by the way Muslims conquered Egypt in 639. So that's what you get when you trust Muslims apparently.
>>84804968phwoar bet he shags loads of arthoe apuettes
How many times have you been arrested lads?
>>84805055just the once. and that was enough.
>>848050553 I think lad
When is this shit being moved to >>>/bant/
another week complete xx
>>84805079we post high quality original contents worthy of the /r9k/ branding.
>>84805064>>84805071Me? 6 I think. All NFA'd and civil claimed.
Ocarina of Time remake looks like slop. Don't see the point. Oh wait I'm old af. Most of Nintendo's modern fanbase weren't even born when the original came out. It's for them.
I am so old I remember the 90s. It was alright, but I was always thinking man, it would just be so much better if there was more Somalians.
>You call a lift and the doors open and you see this. What do you do?
>>84805104>Most of Nintendo's modern fanbase weren't even born when the original came out. It's for them.there's a have-it-both-ways line between recycling old stuff and making new stuff. and that line is called 'A Link Between Worlds'.
I remember when Grand Theft Auto 3 came out. I remember The Phantom Menace in cinemas. But more than anything I remember saying to my mum why can't we have more Pakistanis where we live? Why does Pakistan get to keep them all? It's not fair.
>>84805133pretend to check something on my phone, nod in apology, and walk off until i hear the lift moving.
>>84805143I'm kind of not a fan of this thing of throwing the old and new into a blender. It creates unfocused goop. See also Sonic Mania. They are good games for sure. But I'd prefer old OR new. The inbetween is weird. Still probably better than a remake though.
>>84805049he claims they only want rock brained hunk helpers but really he's a simp
Every time I see Moni do his paki routine I just instantly remember how he used to talk about pakis for most of the time he posted here. I don't think even he knows what he's going for. Confused little man.
>>84805133run away prob
Zoomers when they see a low effort unreal slop remake of any game from the 90s or early 00s
With a small member like mine I'd have no chance of getting past any cheeks x
>>84805079We tried, multiple times, if you're a regular you know why.
Wooow a REEEEEmake of 007 The Legend of Resident Fantasy Hill Auto: Remastered Reloaded this is so y2kcore
>>84805079>no archivesnot doing it
The Legend of Zoomers going bald cause they're all like 30 now. There's a good game to play lol.
>>84805161sometimes i like <old thing>. i like pixel art, it has a habit of still looking nice when low-poly/early 3D doesn't. Nintendo have been re-releasing the same games over and over since the early days. nobody is 'voting with their wallet' so they CAN keep getting away with it.i now trust fan mods and these decompilation projects far more tbqh.
nice painting i saw online
Deano will be sliding into that lovely warm pink hole within the next 6 hours
>>84805357nice painting, that.
>>84805374goring oxfordshire
>>84805359She will spread her legs and willingly let him enter her most inner sanctum, her pinkness will envelope his meaty thwacker until it blurts out his seed deep inside her. Blissful.
>>84805287Tbf in the gamecube days it was genuinely pretty cool when there was a remake or a port like the sonic adventure games, majoras mask. They didn't really go that crazy with it. The new entries into the IP were still just as good as the old ones/remasters. If anything I probably would have wanted more. It's the Switch era they started going full scale nostalgia bait.
Tonight I will be in a Premier Inn and I will watch Babestation.
>>84805395Is that even a thing anymore? Remember eliteTV?
The difference between smash bros 64 / smash bros melee or F zero X on n64 and f zero GX is massive. There isn't really that technology jump now where its just cool to see old series dolled up.
>>84805359Early start I reckon so he can be rested for the footie tomorrow. She will get a ruddy good hiding when England lose.
>>84805401I do not have a telly so only watch it when I go Prem Inn tbf. It is absolutely shit.
>>84805388>It's the Switch era they started going full scale nostalgia bait.>Game: Switch 2 Editioni feel somewhat lied to. same with them doing paid DLC when everyone was saying 'Nintendo still do full, polished games on a cartridge'.FOOL ME 3-4 TIMES...
If I had a boyfriend I'd not be on benefits x
Might go back to the GP next week to try and encourage them to refer me for more tests. I simply cannot accept that I do not have a terminal illness.
must be wild living all the way in vladivostok
>>84805522Would be better than living here surrounded by ooga boogas
might buy 17 PS4s
>>84805535true ladtrue
Ugh i hate my life so much tempted to kms asap desu senpai
>>84805642dont do it lad
>>84804433Penis size is actually increasing with each generation. Must be a side-effect of the microplastics and forever chemicals.
batty capacity catastrophe
not gonna wank tonight.
Trust BBC to spend an hour of match build up talking shit about Trump, FIFA and the environmental impact of the World Cup. Shut the fuck up and get us hyped for the game you cunts
I'm so cross man. I'll never have a beautiful rose to enjoy the weekend with. never.
>>84805677Try the latex sheathe and stick it in a prozzie.
>>84805444i knew it was over when Nintendo re-released All Stars on the Wii but it was exactly the same as the SNES version (no world) and didn't bother to change anything.
>>84805677I'm tempted to desu, but just got back from the gym so feeling a bit knackered
Think neighbour but one has croaked it, lots of wailing postboxes and an ambulance.
>go on joinmyband>see the same hair metal motley crue rip off band with AI art posting the same advert since april begging for a lead guitarist>check their facebook>on stage they have these propa fat slags that dance with themcor, feel a bit bad for them but I do find it a tad sad with their ai art, fat slags and slightly past it millenial aged blokes trying to be motley crue twinks despite being a bit too fat for ripped skinny jeans. Not shitting on them too much as I dont have fat slags but I thought id blog it out
lot of dying neighbours on /britfeel/ lately.
Brutal what he did at Flamingoland. Not right. Put me off going now.
I did not expect an expresseru deliveru, desu.
Garn get that wizza ordered nows and wallow in self pity for the rest of the evening x
i like watching those solo travel vids that blokes dowish i wasnt a mong so i could do that too desu
>>84805810corrhoway then lad, show us this Pidgey Kenji-san sent you.
>>84805683there is nothing to talk about yet, nobody would watch Canada v Bosnia if it wasn't a world cup match.
>>84805842Ah bugger, I didn't even think about blocking em's name.I have brought great disgrace upon my ancestors.Will post what it is shortly, just having a marihawanna cigar.
>>84805444Lol that is really not the same. That is a compilation for people who got a snes and hadn't played them. Lost Levels was also a new game to the western market. If your standards for nostalgia bait are this strict you'd have to include every single gaming company not just single out Nintendo circa the snes of all things. F zero, a cult favourite, that is BUILT for nostalgia at this point- is completely ignored - Star fox was ignored for ages. Star fox 64 wasn't even called star fox in our region. SF64 is now being remade for the switch 2. THAT is nostalgia baiting. Metroid is continually ignored.Even Zelda, was wind waker nostalgia bait? The complete opposite of what fans wanted? Did they put ocarina of time on wii with added waggle? Yeah there was twilight Princess and how did that come about? By Nintendo doing what fans claimed to want, because they'd gone so far off from pandering with the last one.Mario 64 DS is arguable, but the sheer novelty of having it on a portable screen in 2004 is lost on you if you weren't there. The oot/mm 3ds ones, I'd say more pointless.Even stuff like fire red is arguable desu. Is that really nostalgia or is it a genuinely good/needed upgrade. Again nobody at the time would think of it as nostalgia bait. You're applying modern standards to the past. I don't think they've got a good art direction for zelda remakes. They have a perfect update OoT Link model... its called Link from smash melee. That was such a good upgrade while still fitting the games aesthetic. The hyper realistic unreal look is weird.
>>84805866But it IS a World Cup so be a good little public broadcaster AND FUCKING ACT LIKE IT
>>84805444Pikmin and fire emblem haven't been nostalgia baited even though they're popular, more niche than mario but popular. Even with mario stuff like paper mario thousand year door was only put on switch like what last year? That was a game from 2004 that would've printed money at any point as a remaster, yet it wasn't on wii, wii u, took nearly 10 years into the switch.
To be honest the more I think about it I pretty much dont agree Nintendo nostalgia baited before the switch. It only makes sense if you single them out in particular which is just bias. Was spyro 2 nostalgia bait? All 3D grand theft autos after gta3 nostalgia bait? With Nintendo it was the exact amount you'd expect and want (actually less, for me as a kid) out of whats basically the gaming version of Disney where people buy into it specifically for the established series, characters, it's the whole point of Nintendo, so in that regard its a silly thing to really knock them for, but I still don't see them doing it excessively until the Switch.
Like what do you expect exactly? "Yeah here's our new nintendo console, by the way don't expect any Mario, Zelda, no updated versions of old games, we've moved on, branching out innit" it's not what people want or expect from Nintendo so kinda silly to complain about it.
already found kenji on faceache lol
>open PDF in Acrobat>it's on its side>click rotate icon>UPGRADE NOW TO PRO VERSION TO ENABLE ROTATION>open file in Paint>rotate the imagekinell lads they really think anyone is forking out 36 pounds a month to rotate a PDF?? what the actual fuck
>>84805956Well done big man we're really impressed
>>84805918They're now cheering us up with visuals of the Yugoslav war, presumably because Bosnia is playing lmao
>>84805967thank you lol
The other thing to say is that nostalgia bait is only really bad when it's accompanied by no new games. Nostalgia bait on switch 2 is bad because there's no new 3D Mario and the last one was 10 years ago. Mario All Stars wasn't the killer app of the SNES. That was super mario world, link to the past, donkey kong country 2, street fighter 2 chrono trigger ff6 etc etc. I dont have to remind you that the snes has good games man I hope. All stars wasn't pushed like that. Its very much optional. That is a big difference from today.
>>84805897i give All-Stars as an example because it's about as straightforwardly lazy as it gets. same game, engine, physics, etc. just a sprite swap and upgraded music, really.the GBA Super Mario Bros. games were even lazier. releasing the old NES/SNES ones (out of order) again, why? same with their release of e.g. Link to the Past.i haven't played e.g. Link's Awakening on the Switch, but at least it's remade in a new style and all that. heard good things. but the actual old games should just be free at this point (we can all download ROMs). or at least in a cheap collection, maybe with an option to toggle old/remade graphics.
I would say one other thing if you actually think of their hardware, gameboy sp, DS, Wii, the Switch itself, it's hardly pandering, most of these things before they became normal people thought WTF is that? When they literally could have just made the Snes 2 3 4 if they wanted.
>>84806029>releasing the old NES/SNES ones (out of order) again, why?Because it's portable. Handheld. A lot of people wanted that, obviously. Tbh a lot of your complaints are just like modern thinking to me. Nobody really said this stuff at the time. Nintendo was known for being innovative. It sounds like you're just complaining about sequels. Like I said Nintendo is the Disney of gaming. You're just saying you don't like Nintendo, but to their fans this is exactly what they want.
>>84806004they're at the point where they could probably do more GCN/Wii/DS games and Switch-ify them. they did a few, but they could just straight-up release Smash Bros Melee in HD and fans would pay for it.plus third-party titles like Viewtiful Joe, Eternal Darkness, Red Steel. you didn't experience them back in the day? now you can, with added motion controls!
>>84806029Except All-Stars had all the games from the NES as well as World. Good deal.
>>84806076>red steel>now with added motion controlswanna rethink that lid?
>>84805842Sorry it took so long. Really impressed with kenji sama's sellotape game, stuck things down, then folded 1 of the ends to make it easier to take off. There were 2 bit of card over the pidgey card, 3 pieces on the card (top left right side) had 1 folded end, then 1 piece stuck down properly which helped when getting to the card.I'll leave a a good review, really impressed.
>>84806058i think even for a handheld system (where yeah, people might just want fun old game, on-the-go) these were pretty...lacklustre? or even objectively bad: they were obsessed with brightening up the old colours (no backlight on the GBA) and adding in voice clips (Mario getting items, Link swinging his sword).Mario: Classic Collection with the NES + SNES games, option to switch between 8/16 bit graphics for the older ones (taken from All-Star).Zelda: Classic Collection, about the same (just take the 16 bit sprites from BS Zelda, hell INCLUDE BS Zelda).if it's just that, a bit more than a few ROMs + enhancements and they're under the price of a full game, great.mind you, i quite liked Zero Mission. i know it's a bit hand-holdy but Metroid 1 proper is so hard to play without a map.
What are some of the best games from the past five years?You can search online for lists for this stuff but they're all painfully normie and overlap like 90% across all of them. Just full of third person semi-open world action games and then a smattering of classic but uninspired indie puzzle platformers.What are some actual gems that don't get the praise they deserve and not hurr durr god of war 13!
>>84806076There's a lot of games like that desu where people would buy it but they just don't do it. Also games they don't add to the snes/64 emulator on switch that would 100% get people to subscribe but they just don't do it. So yeah they do nostalgia but the alternative is, simply not doing what people want them to do? What's the point in that?
>>84806093>addedyou could have TWO swords, de lad.
>>84806099Is the Japanese name Ponpo? Intredaating.
>>84806103lol no they weren't "bad". People wanted fun Mario games to play so they got them and they played them and had a good time. Most people aren't concerned with this /v/ neckbeard nitpick everything stuff. I literally remember at the time all the magazines saying how good mario bros gba was, that wasn't like a controversial "hot take" until now in 2026 apparently lol. Sonic Advance. Tony Hawks on gba. Like yeah people like seeing the games they already like on handheld. Its not that deep.
Wizza here nows can stop feeling sorry for myself x
>>84806104Beyond Citadel is fucking great and only came out last year
>>84806116I think popo? But then seem something (not sure if real), and it was saying pidjitsu or something. 20 year old card as well.
>>84806104Bit contrarian. The God of War games are good. Personally I loved Elden Ring, not exactly unpopular though. Baldur's Gate 3 was also very good, like all Larian games. The Yakuza games continue to be great as well.
>>84806104for me it's:Baba is You (if that makes the cut-off)Death's Doormaybe that Fox Zelda one but i didn't play much of itSlay the Spire 2been meaning to play that Inscryption.
>>84806138Ah, yes. It's Poppo. My hiragana is a little rusty tbqh.
GBA SP had a backlight btw the later versions.>hot take but mario bros gba...le BAD? i HATE the nice bright colours and updated sound effects ! AAAANot a thing in 2000s.
>>84806161GBA Micro was the apex predator of Gameboys.
watching wanada vs wosnia
I'm saying that the games were made for the 2000s audience, and it worked, so its unfair to look back 20 years and judge it mixing in your opinions of Nintendo you have from today. Its not that deep.
Also Nintendo before and after Iwata died are pretty much different companies so there's that too.
Pokemon Dash was a DS launch game. My disappointment was immense.
Remember when the code name of the Wii was "Revolution". People genuinely thought Nintendo was losing its mind back then. Its really not accurate to say they were just cashing in and going through motions. Theres no PSP without DS. You're just used to these things being normal now. Come on dawg.
>>84806193For me it was Project Rub also known as Feel the Magic: XY/XX
>>84806208I got Pokemon Dash and Mario 64 DS which wasn't bad. The launch lineup was shit tbqh.
>>84806151I'm just a google pleb, not even supergoogle (AI), I have to do it ye olde way, search for results myself using dumbgoogle (not AI).
As early as the n64 controller desu. How much did that affect the console flopping alone. There was lit nothing stopping them just making a copy paste version like ps1 2 3 4 5. Really stretching making out like Nintendo was this resting on their laurels type of entity. Now, sure, then, Mario All Stars, lol no
>>84806137Agreed, played it when it came out, fucking lush.>>84806139Honestly I just have to disagree, I think the generic triple A titles being released are terrible for the most part. Utterly derivative, uninspired, poor gameplay design, atrocious art direction, formulaic to a tee. I get that it can come across as contrarian but I'm not saying this stuff just to go against the grain, my honest opinion is that they're bad games.>>84806148Thanks for the recs lad, will check out Baba is You and Death's Door, but have played a bit of Slay the Spire and it's not for me. Not heard of Inscryption but deck-building games aren't really my thing. Tunic is the fox zelda game, played it and it was so-so.
>>84806099looks fake de lad, got some weird language on it
They also cucked Rareware possibly because they were jealous a dev that isn't Nintendo was making some of their biggest games. Very stupid decision but again opposite of just printing money.
Garn ask Deano to give me a seeing too after this wizza not had any action all day x
>>84806230Yeah it's forren, looks weird because they are weird ya know what I'm sayin.Not happy that I looked at other items, as I feel the urge/ But these 2 look sweet af.
I can't lie there is a part of my flabby millennial heart that when I saw OoT remake release: 2026 was like "guess I'm getting a switch 2 then" when I'd previously had zero interest in it. But I'll wait for more than their nothingburger trailer.
>>84806264Ah, yes, I now remember I saved the image I meant, not that image.*almost ctrl v's again*
>>84806228Fair enough, lid. I've always loved the Souls games so Elden Ring was a sure thing for me. The Hitman trilogy I really enjoyed as well. Other game I've enjoyed:>rogue legacy 2>warhammer 40k rogue trader>signalis>cult of the lamb>marvel's midnight suns>crusader kings 3>desperados 3>hades>coral island
Me? Not gonna spend dozens of pounds on a piece of cardboard with a children's cartoon animal on it, but that's just me.
saw this down feel street last night
Uncle Klaus
>>84806300You're not looking at it from an investment point of view. In 20 years time, it will be worth exactly the same amount of money. Not even cars offer that kind of return.
>>84806300What's a better use of money big man?
>>84806412Buying a real Pokemon and fucking it up the arse.
>>84806412Virtually anything really
>>84806465If you pumped Ditto would he turn into your willy?
>>84806499Don't think that's how it works, lid. I'd buy a Ditto and have him turn into 90s Jenna Jameson.
Spoke to my account (mum who has some of money) and informed them of the upcoming card exhibition and 2 night hotel stay, and approved an upcoming bank transfer.
Anyone else waitin for them good times. Friday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>>84806562Me? Just wondering why Snoop Dogg and Tupac are in the new Yakuza spinoff.
>>84806559well.. you didn't ask to be born did you?
>>84806562>Friday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;but i'm in with the best company: myselfs......
>>84806574Ah yes, but, oh rlly tho?
DJ fuckin boxroom here stinkin o shitehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
>>84806590Just want Shadow to put a bullet in my head.
>>84806593seasidemark disproved all this nonsense
Garn have to get dewormed deano just found one what a nightmare but just going to keep calms and carry on x
>>84806622SeaSideMark smells like poo and cod.
ONE MINUTE SMELL LIKE SHIT NEXT MINUTE SMELL LIKE FISH AND THEN THE NEXTEST MINUTE HE SMELL LIKE SHIT! WHAT A LIFE!
Imagine putting your bellend into it on your Friday night
>>84806677If you stick your dick in a wormy ass then the worm gives you a little urethra suckle. It lush.
>>84806572need that notorious BIG DLC
>>84806690Bunta Sugawara likeness in it too, which makes sense. But Tupac? Just strange.
>>84806626how the fuck have you managed to get worms
Escortlad hereremember the escort who ghosted me a few months ago? well it turns out she has a reputation for it and has done it to others.absolute CUNT, fuck you
>>84806718African lads eat the worms and then piss the worms into his arse. Simples.
Me? A rebel.How do you know? Heh, off to bed before it's even dark. No need to get up early, and didn't wake up till 10Am this morning.
A congregation of them now om my ring door bell
>>84806742what country are you from then lad?
>there are people right now having enjoyable sex and maybe even anal sex while we sit on our computers on 4chanepic for the winrar
>>84806755England, but you wouldn't know that from that picture would you.
>>84806770I would move in a heartbeat lad.
>>84806702do you think he'll say the n word?
>>84806838We can only hope so, lid. Every five seconds if possible.
Well that's them fucked off now, was more bothered about the plod sniffing out my weed to be honest. Does anyone know why the plod turn up when you've died at home?
For me? It's dying alone in my own filth and not being found for months.
Imagine kissing it ever so sweetly on your Friday night
>>84806870They have to rule out foul play as silly as it sounds
Garn give deano a massage nows, one with a happy endings x
>>84806903got some family like that, alcys who just live in filth
kind of wish a massive happening would occur, im finding modern life really boring
>>>/sp/155164639can it be?in the wild?
Finished grooming meself for the gfberg, did i notHafta head out in a couple hoursPhwoarX
>>84807191Missing him are you lad?
>>84807257The only man I miss is Penis Austin.
>>84807206is tdavis your hero?
>>84807281Is he your mong equal?
Deano will be spunking into it in roughly T-minus 2 hours
If you're black you're going back
Lols Deanos wee cannon let off a mayo eruption and it went all over my hand x
Not Spastic Sean sameseaning over on /sp/ doubtless he'll be pulling his spacker cord to alert the mods that he's being trolled over there
>>84807480Wishful thinking mate. Doesn't really seem like how he talks and other lads have apus saved in that format.
Threads dead because you're all larping sex havers
Wish I were having sex but alas I am playing Runescape at this time on a Friday evening.
>>84807707i am watching Dr Who.
>>84807707board and thread full of them now lad
My life is shit x
who has the worst life here?
>>84807813hhl no question
>>84807813Me or Ruthmong probably
Had my back passage tested and inspected by deano now garn get that weppa wig bedding on x
These B1M fuckers are really overdoing it w/the clickbait reallyYesterday their hagia sophia vid was titled "one of the world's greatest buildings is in danger", today these kikes changed it to "the race to save history's greatest building" instead lolBoggles the mind, does it not
Gonna buy some beanie babies new with tags from some guy i've never met in norway found him on ebay https://youtu.be/9erOUs67f9E
>>84808115it the gremlins again lad
Shall be recuperating quite soonFor tomorrow i must breed and feed the gf me seedX
>>84807813Me by far
Simon Gay
Simon Bird
a tricky Wordle, that.
Having a massive spicy poo in a Premier Inn. Who wants to see a photo of it?
Drove through an area with flags on lamp posts. The sound of them flapping gently in the breeze was ace. Hopefully sends a message to Tommy and Nigel and Rupert that we mean business in England. I for one am confident these wealthy white men know what is best for us peasants.
>>84808882Corrr go on then de lat
white lampposts bad.
>>84808912I am almost done, bear with me and I will post a photo here. Is a long and spicy poo tbqh.Ok done.
>>84808930This you taking the pic?
The whites have turned black
>>84808955did you put your washing machine on the wrong settings?
>>84808930>bear with mem o n g
>>84809065you are making a terrible mistake.
>>84809065You are the mong, bear with is correct, are you forren?
New one cos the night shift fucked it on Thursday>>84809096>>84809096>>84809096
>>84809065>>84809082>>84809092Oh gosh I am an absolute fucking spackertron.
goodbye prev. thread.
