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my goth gf just converted to christianity and now she doesn't want to have sex with anymore :/
she says we have to get married first or else we cant do this anymore :/
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>>84809435
Sounds based she found god nigger.
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>>84809448
but I dont get free sex anymore :(
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>>84809435

>my goth gf just converted to christianity

Lmaooo, imagine taking women's religious conversions seriously in today's social climate. She will be hoeing out for another guy if not for you and just ask for le forgiveness later.
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>>84809435
just start looking for new hoes and act like she just broke up with you / got in a car crash, but also never admit to her that you consider the relationship over.
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>>84809488
100% this.

She would be fucking you still if you were chad enough and asking her god for forgiveness later. Break up ASAP
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>>84809435
Do you actually enjoy spending time with her?
If so, it's easy enough to just do those non-sex things and wait until the next time she's feral.
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>>84809563
yeah I do but now she's all about the Bible
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Based!!!! Christ is King. Did she convert to Traditional Catholicism or Orthodoxy by any chance? Protestantism is kinda cringe desu. You should convert too OP. Christianity is the new counter-culture. Atheism is extremely cringe.
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>>84809630
Why do zoomers act like this? Why?
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>>84809630
>based
>christianity is the new trend
>atheism is cringe
kill yourself
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>>84809607
Okay?
Have you never dealt with a chick babbling on about crystals/astrology or women's rights or daytime television or some other mind-numbing nonsense fad?
Just go "wow, that's crazy" or whatever until she becomes cock hungry again.
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>>84809915
This is true. Women can't really escape from their desires once the ovulation phase hits. Anyone who has had a girl should already be aware of this, which means OP is either larping or is retard cuck. Me and my innocent looking religious christian girlfriend fuck like rabbits every first week of the month because of this, you just have to time it right.
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>>84810064
This is actually why I believe you should have sex at least two times a month. If a woman only fucks you once a month, it's because she's only fucking you when she's ovulating.

That bitch would fuck a dog while ovulating, so I am literally insulted by that. She should be thinking about fucking me when she's not even horny.



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