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Did you go to prom in high school?
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>>84810604
dude looks so cuckable
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>>84810604
I got stood up, didn't go and ended up sleeping with the girl's mom
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>>84810604
Covid started in my last year of high school so prom was cancelled. I wouldn't have gone to prom anyways since I am a khv though
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>>84810604
No.
I'm a poorfag so I couldn't afford the $100 anyways I wouldn't go even if I had the money pointless humiliation ritual
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>>84810604
No because by the time I reach highschool my misanthropy killed any desire I had to play nice with these stupid fucking retards that shamble and bumble about the earth.
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I went to prom twice. Senior with my gf and junior prom with my younger friend who couldn't find a guy to go with her. My gf was cool about it. I'm not Chad I'm just nice
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went to prom my sophomore year, junior year, and senior year. had sex junior year with a senior
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Yep. Went to prom as a sophomore with my senior girlfriend. Then went to prom twice more, as a junior and senior. Got the limos and everything.
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>>84810837
And then everyone stood up and started clapping
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>>84810861
r/thatHappened xD xD nice to see a fellow redditor out here
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>>84810861
is the concept of going to a high school dance really that foreign to you? i went my junior and senior year as did most people. plenty went sophomore as well. it was only unusual to go for all four or skip years.
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Holy shit. Is this fucking normalfag central or what? Fuck off and get cancer, the lot of you.
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>>84810604
No. I attended extra-curricular events like a dance for my theatre group where I met my first girlfriend (I had just turned 14 and she was turning 18 in a few months). Honestly I hated my high school peers more than you can imagine. They were all horrible and would do things like try to push me onto train tracks and in front of moving buses.
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>>84810604
Is that his mommy?
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>>84810604
teenagers go to prom like that?
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>>84810889
R9k is for teenage boys to talk about life advice while simultaneously LARPing being edgy based off 4chan's previous reputation. Nowadays, the dynamics you see are indistinguishable from r/teenagers on reddit or tiktok.
>constant posting about relationships
>horny teens constantly simping for girls
>girls constantly making bait posts and getting attention (easy strat to get bumps and 100+ replies, check the top posts)
>gymmaxxing or looksmaxxing

This is mainstream now. Get with the program fgt
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>>84810604
i don't think i even knew when prom was
i was probably working that night
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>>84810974
what are you a wetback?
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>>84810604
Yeah with my retard friends and it was brutal. We left early and hopped on the game
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>>84810604
>Did you go to high school?
nope
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>>84810956
HOLY UNC-CORE
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>>84810604

No, I remember my dad literally crying about me not going to prom, dude spent his last few years trying to un-chud me in vain
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>>84810956
unc you chopped. go sit at a bar or go to your faggy hobby clubs we dont want oldheads here
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>>84810604
No, I was homeschooled in high school due to expulsion in middle school. In elementary school I was forbidden from attending most birthday parties and my parents were to cheap to even get me a $5 trinket for a 5th grade Christmas gift exchange so if I made it to high school I wouldn't have been able to attend regardless.
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>>84810604
I went to junior prom with my ex and hooked up with my other ex whom i was dating againz and senior year was covid
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>>84810982
no, i was just an antisocial man who did a lot of martial arts
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nope. no boy asked me, and i didnt know anyone to ask. my sister didnt go either.
>t. organic foid
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yeah but i didn't ask anyone (i regret it)
went with a few male friends who were also too pussy
some of the chads brought alcohol and got way too drunk kek
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>>84810908
>teenagers go to prom like that?
some do yeah
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>going to prom without a date
do people really do this? you're just there to watch the chads and brads dance with their girls, tell me you have a cuck fetish without telling me
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>>84810604
I did. It wasn't fun because I went with a woman, and I knew I was gay. It was a very shitty feeling watching my high school oneitis kiss his caked-in-makeup roasting prom date while I was peaking on 2 tabs of acid. I cried when I got home.
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Two guys asked me as pity dates so I didn't go. One was a guy that friendzoned me another was a racist guy everybody hated that asked me as his backup date. Normal woman here. I spent prom on /r9k/ (in my 30's now god that dates me)
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>>84810604
No. No girl liked me at all and besides, I was so horrifically depressed at the time, that I stood on a chair with a noose around my neck every day contemplating whether to jump. Some people have lived very different lives.
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>>84810604
Yeah I went with my friends. It was boring and we just ending up sitting around all night but I was a nice excuse to wear a suit
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>>84810604
man i feel sorry for gen z. every half decent attractive woman has an instagram account with plenty of followers just waiting to shoot their shot. you're not dating her alone, youre dating her with a whole audience watching at every moment, which she feeds. zero privacy.
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>>84812730
my friend met this hot girl and he looked at her ig and saw a fucking F1 driver is following her. any hot girl has celebrities dming them now. shit is insane
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yeah it was fun, i went with the community pussy as my prom date. she was a frumpy 5/10 that slept around a bunch, she danced with some other losers too that night out of pity i guess. i immediately separated from her later and spent the rest of the night getting drunk with my loser friends
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>>84811649
4chan has made me realize this. It's kind of comforting
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>>84812848
if you went to prom you're a normalfag not a "loser"
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>>84810604
No, but I was a limo driver. Shit I saw/participated in was crazy. All alcohol (not me) fueled. boys and girls, boys and boys, girls and girls, boys and boys and boys and boys and girl.
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>>84813192
I went to prom and I'm a 34yo khhv (well i guess not the handholdless part)
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>>84810604
i skipped every single school social event to play world of warcraft.

worth it, early WoW was an amazing experience.
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>>84813380
Same and I don't regret it. I didn't go to any event, graduation or party. The first graduation I ever attended was actually the worst one, dropping out of my PhD program with a consolation masters.
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>>84810604
Yeah I went to junior and senior prom in 2018 and 2019 with my high school gf. She was an 8.5/10 basic blonde bpd stacy volleyball girl who was a grade below me. Shit was cash. If I can recall correctly we lost our virginity to each other the night of junior prom. Before she restricted me only to oral and anal. I ended up breaking up with her after getting to college because she was a total bitch, crazy controlling, and absolutely soul sucking. Dont regret it but those really were some great times
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>>84813442
And then why are you on here now?
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>>84810604
what the fuck are those tits, good god.
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>>84813524
welcome to genetics
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>>84813506
I have been on 4chan since I was like 14. My sex life has always been normal I even have a wife and a daughter so you can call me a normie or a chad. Problem is I have 0 friends to talk to r hang out with outside of my wife so I browse r9k for my social interaction.
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>>84813555
That's very nice. I can't even go outside without getting a tight throat from anxiety or whatever. I don't even know anymore the world doesn't make sense
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>>84810604
No and no one asked me out
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>>84813551
>mom titmogs you
Brutal but hot at the same time.
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Those are some BIG TITS. But what kind of mystery meat is she?
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>>84813650
Southern Italian or Sicilian is my best guess
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>>84813551
Not even my wifes tits are that big and she titmogs everyone
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My class had a female to male ratio of 1.2:1, so I had two girls ask me to prom. I hated both of them, so I didn't go.
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>>84810604
Highschool girls look like supermodels but highschool boys look like sesame street characters. Why? Do men truly only get attractive 25+? Hell, I didn't start getting attractive until 30, and now all the girls my age look like fucking hags. What the fuck.
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I just went to work instead of going to prom lol.
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>>84810604
Chick looks like my cousin.
>Did you go to prom in high school?
No. Covid happened and the chick I was seeing schizo'ed out. Spend prom day eating salmon with my friend and his now ex gf and later went to a small house party.
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No, I dropped out in 9th grade and became a full-time NEET
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>>84813740
>Italian
Just like my cousin.
>>84814656
Lucky bastard
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>>84813790
have you considered upgrading?
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Do we know the name of this big tits?
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>>84813551
>>84813740
Finally get an Italian gf. She looks nothing like this :(
Still fun to be around though
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nope stayed home and played wow doing a raid but I had a lag spike, got the raid wiped and gkicked for it. fun times.
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>>84814684
This has to be AI. Fucking homewrecker jugs.
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>>84810604
No, I was a friendless loser up until senior year.
Did manage to briefly get a gf during that year but she broke up with me a couple of months before senior prom.
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>>84814684
Whomzst?
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>>84814751
>>84815013
yeah she's sloppa
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>>84810604
>Did you go to prom in high school?
yeah.
But it was post soviet prom and we didnt have that mandatory boy-gril pairings.
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>>84810604
>>84813551
>>84814684
>>84815144
Its unreal how obvious it is that Huge tits=royalty among women. A milk tit mog just devastates a flat woman. As always MILK OR DIE
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No but I bet I would've if I had lived my whole high school life like I did senior year (minus the scholarly laziness). I did choir and it was awesome. Had great friends. Was myself. Was great. Rest of high school sucked ass.
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>>84815174
Tit size would be the woman equivalent of height with guys but there are plenty of guys that dont care about tits and prefer other things like ass or flatness
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>>84810604
I went to a senior dinner dance which was practically the same fucking thing. Anyway, it sucked. The music was bad , the food was bad, and I was not really chill with anybody from my highschool.
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Prom is gay as hell. I get it if you want to party with other sex havers, but playing Barbie at a prom or a wedding it seems unnatural it seems foid coded you know? It should be something you're dragged to at best not "I wanna be a Ken doll!"
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>>84813555
Problem? That's my dream! I would want friends if it was like Dragon Ball Z where the Z Warriors are true bros and the sky is the limit, but no, real life friendships were always lame.
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>>84815343
All copium, a woman can never be a queen with massive cans.
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>>84815452
not according to women but women are retarded and if men collectively threw all the flatties into the sea we could all live in a paradise of titcows
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>>84815452
I hardly notice the cross-eyedness due to the MEGA BOOBA
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>>84814491
Women start puberty earlier
Women have makeup
Women have actual fashion
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>>84810604
She looks like she's in her 40s. How are zoomers aging this fucking bad?
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Yeah, one of my friends got cucked at prom and he threw a tantrum and got kicked out. He was being a douche for a while because he was sure he was going to lose his virginity, which makes it feel fair
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>>84810604
Yeah went sophomore and senior years. Sophomore year I went with my girlfriend at the time, then senior year I rode with some normie preppy kids I befriended, and I danced with a really short girl. It was fun, and I think the short girl liked me but I was too much of a sperg to act on it. I remember she was really cynical and almost nihilistic. I think she kinda intimidated me because of that lol. I wish I had asked her out or something even if she said no. She was cool.



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