>>84811749
Okay, love, show us your boobs

>>84811749
I mean, far out, man. You know, I mean, you beat the system! I tried for thirty years to cross over but you've managed it, man. I mean, man, you're an icon, man!

Hmmm.. are they good or bad aliens?

>>84811749
I'm going to attempt my mind control powers on you to feel apathetic to your mind control aliens. See? Now neither me or the aliens can take advantage of you.

This benefits me greatly as now not another person can use you specifically against me.

Now go along and waste your life on discovering meaning or trying to find the perfect partner.

aight nigga because YOU are important enough for aliens to study out of the billions

>>84811749
If aliens were real where's muh peaceful aryan master race savior to heal and guide me? Oh right if they were real most of them would just be stalkers and use humans, like almost every advanced species does to inferior species.