>be me>be 31yo virgin>be low key gl but autistic>befriend post-wall Stacy at work>want to fuck her but too afraid to ask>stop talking to her because I feel like a simp>fast forward 7 months she gets drunk at a party>she comes into my room and starts kissing me>confesses that she has had a crush on me for awhile>tells me she is "lonely" and hooked up with fat bald guy>write her off as girlfriend material because I'm a jelly incel>still ask her out on a casual date because I'm crazy horny>we make out passionately, she tells me she really likes me>don't call, text, after because I'm bitter she fucked the fat guy>three weeks alter ask her out again because I'm feeling horny again>she gets mad at me calling me a 'fuccboi' and says I was ignoring her
>>84819185usually when you make a cripple crawl a staircase to apologize to you for making you go blind, it doesn't matter if you put there ring somewhere she can't find it
she behaves like a desperate dude who has a fat side chick but is in love with the hot girl. Lmao.
so which fish are you gonna buy? one has eight legs but you have to ask everyone in town which one it is
>>84819185>>fast forward 7 months she gets drunk at a party>>she comes into my room and starts kissing meWas there a party at your apartment that you weren't involved in?
>>84820548no it was someone elses place, also a coworker we both were invited to. But I got drunk and took a rest in a room upstairs and she came after me.
>>84820583who the fuck is jerking it to that mutilated wang?
>>84819185>did I accidentally friendzone herNo, you did it on purpose because you are turned off by the thought of her fucking some fat bald guy. The woman should've known better than to spill her spaghetti.You won this round, anonymous, stand proud. Next time you'd do well to internalize these feelings before asking for a date and realize that you don't actually want anything from the woman. That way you wont make her hostile>>84820548Kek
>>84819185Just because you are a 31yo virgin doesn't mean that you are obligated to accept any advances you get. Overall, besides maybe better communication skills, it's hard to fault you for exercising your right to pick your partners.
this is the nth time you post this pasta
>>84820721>The woman should've known better than to spill her spaghetti.at least she was honest with OP and disclosed her situation beforehand. She probably wants or wanted something serious to develop.
>>84819185Imagine snogging a whore who've had another men's cum, spit and dicks inside her mouth.
>>84820850all women had dicks inside them at one point, unless we're talking really unattractive women. I know OP is humblebraging because he relishes in the fact that she developed the hots for him and is hurting. The fuckboy status is a badge an honor. I am like that too. One thing I disagree with incels is that women exclusively go for Chads -no they fuck homely looking men too when they're lonely and the guy is there for her. I have been rejected for less attractive dudes because women assumed I am "unstable" because I look like a dark triad despite it being a mask to help me cope since childhood.
>>84819185>>tells me she is "lonely" and hooked up with fat bald guyI would not be able to cope with that. Good for you anon.
i imagine you got an A so i don't see how you could have failed to friendzone her
>>84819185You didn't do it on accident, telling someone you had sex with another guy you know is the biggest turnoff everIf she said she did have it before it would be fine, but you both don't fucking know eachother so this is twice as disgusting
>>84821024I don't know the guy, she just disclosed it.
>>84821041she probably wanted you to pity her and let you know how desperate she is. But that doesnt matter, shes stupid. Ask yourself, what would Donald Trump do? Would he make a deal with her? I say pump her n dump. Have sex and move on.
>>84820721>>84821069>>84820850Would you guys fuck a fat chick as a side piece like op girl did?
>>84821430>as a side pieceNo, fatties are gf material, I could live with a scrawny side piece though.
>>84821430Absolutely not.Casual sex is gross and fat "people" are disgusting.
>>84821484>>84821495Bunch of volcels messing up my board.
>>84821430Fat as in obese subhuman pig? No.Fat by European standards? And assuming she's devoted kissless virgin who will go on a diet?Sure, with marriage in mind.>>84821534This is a volcel board.
>>84821041The fact that she called him bald is enough to realise that she remembers other men besides you at that momentVery icky, makes me think they have something between eachother still at least
>>84822542they do, because I told her I'm mostly interested in "exploring" while she was testing if I'd be serious with her.
>>84819185Sex having boomer here:She is pulling back because she is/was developing feelings. She has her backup guy, but you are probably the more attractive option. Considering your writing style I'd say you're on the spectrum as well and have a hot-cold interactions with her, which makes you look even aloof and more out of reach to her. Women get sensitive about this shit only when they really like someone.
>>84819185>fat bald guy smashed>you didn'tbeing autistic is the most severe nerf for men...
>>84822735>you're on the spectrum as well and have a hot-cold interactions with her, which makes you look even aloof and more out of reach to herCan confirm, good looking and on the spectrum and people mistake my obliviousness for aloofness.
>>84822808how do you calm a woman down once you piss her off like that?
>>84823317I've since figured it out. It's tension. You relieve the tension by kissing her and fucking her.If you're feeling it, you date her afterwards.
>>84823317>>84823364 againBut if you do nothing for too long, the tension will fizzle, she moves on, that's it. Although sometimes this can last for years somehow, much to my confusion.
