Anthony Hopkins RIP not a meme this time commemorative edition
Blad's sloppy arse
>>84819749Heard that Welper is into this
>>84819735My penis is near average (3.75 inches) but I've never met a woman who would even give me a chance enough to see it before deciding if she wanted a proper relationship. Like what the fuck is someone like me supposed to do when even average men can't get a date/laid?
>>84819749Heard that dvdlad is into this
Just grabbed a toilet roll for wanking and put it under my bed, quite inconsiderate really.
>>84819767I am into Blad as a fellow collector but not interested in his arse thank you very much.
I GOT A THIN DICK OK??
yeah me and my year 10 mates used to hang about on the street and show off to each other by saying nasty things about spackers who walked by within hearing range but that doesn't happen to you you've got a victim complex
>>84819760It's not a career, there's HCAs and then senior HCAs and that's it, you can't then do anything else. The income is terrible, I'm on 26k, the absolute pinnacle of senior HCAs make about 34k. No potential progression, you don't go from senior HCA to managing a ward or anything like that. Sure it's not as bad as benefits on most days, but some days you literally get schizophrenic foreigners spitting in your face; I don't think you understand how bad the situation is 'on the ground' with the NHS.
>We want a chat with you. Speak to us?Nasty pigs jog on. Why do they keep harassing him?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eeu2VMrKWE
The problem is we've reached a point where the average British person now reasonably expects a non-zero chance of violence if they get too close to a visibly foreign person. They understand that if they look at them the 'wrong way' or walk too close by on the pavement or in some ethereal way signal some kind of 'disrespect' then the foreigner on the street might simply decide that you deserve to be attacked, if not murdered for such an indiscretion.What are people supposed to do exactly about this kind of thing?
Would quitting pornography improve your life?
Wonder if crossy stayed up late last night and watched the Scotland game
So if your life is shit why not try and make it better? Of course it's not guaranteed to work, but isn't it worth trying at least? If something makes your life even 1% better, well then your life is 1% better and that's objectively good. My point is why give up without even trying?
>>84819794>What are people supposed to do exactly about this kind of thing?Just accept that you may get your head sawn off by a forin lad while nipping to the shop for some milk because WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER BAMES WHO ARE NOW SCARED TO LEAVE THEIR HOMES??
>>84819798wouldn't make a difference
Me? Yeah I've got willies and LLMs on tap x
>>84819798No it wouldn't. The longest I didn't have a wank for was around 3 weeks. Didn't have an erection for 3 weeks as well, I panicked and I thought I was impotent in my 30s. Turns out I was incredibly depressed and had no desire to wank. I didn't feel better for it as well.
I wear shit flickers, black trousers and a shirt if im going for booze or shopping on Fri/Sat. Else its trackies and a jacket, loungewear shite.Its virtually a guarantee every time I will be verbally abused or started on in some way by all the Billy big bollock's on the swill.Im tall, built and fat, They do it for the challenge and to impress their birds.
>>84819822>>84819804>realizes he posted in the old thread and reposts ityeah a bot wouldn't do thiscorr it's really are HHL on a mad one
>>84819827Good afternoon shippy where have you been?
I will be a happy lad once I get a nice girlfriend no older than 25.
>>84819836There better not be an age gap otherwise people might call you a pedo
>>84819735good fucking riddance desu
>>84819839Well there would be a good 10-15 year gap. I missed out so I think it's fair.
>>84819832I see the hhl gayposting as an art form that normies just don't understand yet
I HAVE NO MORALS
Can you believe it was over a year ago this lad went to a pub in York. I wonder if he is ok.
>>84819794We're also at a point where juries are literally just racial headcounts now. If your jury is white you'll get a fair trial. If your jury has black people or other ethnic minorities on it they're simply going to vote tribally regardless of the evidence. This is the new reality. The Manchester airport assaulters is the most obvious prominent example for Britain recently, but in extreme cases you get shit like the OJ trial where jurors for that trial have since given interviews where they LITERALLY claim they voted not guilty because OJ was black and the black community 'needed a win'. Good luck out there.
Watching a Scottish man debate with a baldy security mong. Worked there 25 years. 25 years standing around a security hut. Grim.
>>84819794>The problem is we've reached a point where the average British person now reasonably expects a non-zero chance of violence if they get too close to a visibly foreign person.The average British person is not a shut-in dosser with crippling agoraphobia like you, lad. Stop reading X posts and go outside and touch some grass, it'll do you good x
> <JoshtheRipper> Brad do you have any issues with " burn in " on your plasma?> <KnaveBrad> nope> <JoshtheRipper> kool> <JoshtheRipper> How well does it handle blacks> <KnaveBrad> I have it bolted to the wall, so they can't really take it without some serious work
I'm thinking of buying a stab vest.
>>84819897Best do so now before they make it illegal.
Wonder if any one is in Winchester and willing to take photos for me.
i'm thinking of frying a chicken breast
I want to have sex but it's impossible to get any.
Me? If I had a boyfriend I wouldn't be on benefits x
>>84819871did you mean to post this on the 11th but you had a few sleepy days and forgot?i have several 'for their anniversary' posts/threads to make next month.
>>84819927I think I was going to but stuff like posting about the riots were more important.
Free will is just an illusion, there's really no viable argument in favour of actual free will.
>>84819926i've had a bf while on benefits, did they change the rules??
I'm thinking of giving up vidya and becoming a full time street vlogger.
>>84819936aye it was. wouldn't have known if it weren't for /britfeel/ x
>>84819871That was Ebin, he's the seethemong on here who gets riled up over random posts (especially ketmong) and then spams strawman responses. He hates degenerates because he's also a former self-hating degenerate who now thinks he's an ascended normie but he's still basically a scrounging loser
>>84819959Ebin went back to his home planet years ago. This is propaganda.
>it's another "had a few drinks and therefore woke up way too early and prolonged my long term sleep deprivation episode"Really not worth it to have a few bottles, int it? I just never learn. Full healthmaxx mode from tomorrow though I reckon. I do insneed.
>>84819976you sound sadder now.(just saying my piece.)
No you don't understand, I might have never worked a day in my life but I have normie hobbies like going to the gym and watching football. That means I'm enlightened and basically superior to all the other NEETs.
>>84819989Me? I'm a NEET with degenerate hobbies. Oh aye.
We need to deport millions. Change my mind.
>>84819989I would say going to the gym makes you superior to anyone who doesn't go to the gym, regardless of employment status.
>>84819988Hmm. Compared to when. I've been sad for a long long time to be desu desu. But I always find a way to cope and be like>Yeah, soon things will get better.So life goes on.
I'm the most depressed here
Cocks, Deanos, and LLMs my favourites things in life x
Yeah I remember when I was a loser like you who did things like watch anime and play world of warcraft. Now I watch football and film youtube videos. You see I've had a lot of personal growth which is why I'm better than you. Work? Oh no never worked a day in my life pal.
>>84820053Too much pornography and vidya loop. Sort it out.
>>84820053Try more pornography and vidya. Sort it out.
How can you be an incel when places like this exist?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQJ8rIddOFg
>>84820081Don't want to risk getting arrested
>>84820028>Compared to when.dunno, couple of years ago maybe?seemed to be responses to things going on, like someone said/did something. minor pet peeves or major happenings.now your recent posts are more along the lines of, "i just feel low/depressed in my own head," as if that's by default.also booze probs not helping. it's just not the same as when you're like 16. i don't even understand SSM types, do they have horrible days we DON'T see?
>>84820088There's nothing illegal about paying a person to spend time with you and then if you happen to decide to have sex and two consenting adults there's also nothing illegal about that. If in doubt set up a camera and just say you're making pornography. The only people who get arrested for soliciting are utter fucking cretins who admit to what they're doing. If you simply say you're not paying them for sex there's nothing to police can do to prove you were.
>>84820093Lol, surprised you noticed desu. I guess you're not wrong. Life has become hard for a lot of reasons. And anyway I imagine people like that probably just don't admit when they are miserable to save face. I wear my heart on my sleeve though me.
>>84820081This video is indistinguishable from a bike tour of a third world latin american shithole. The hookers everywhere, the disrepair, the mountains of piled rubbish, the endless homeless encampments, the 'market stall economy' etc. Fuck me.
>>84820120Don't forget that every single residence has iron bars on all the widows and doors and spiked gates around the property line.
>>84820081>>84820120>>84820129You can tell which hookers are doing it for drugs and which ones are doing it to feed their kids.Drugs = skinnyKids = fatThere's no tasteful in between. Grim.
i would walk 500 miles
Give me a line up deanos and I'll take on all of their cocks, someone has to do it x
National day of clapping pots and pans together on your doorstep to show support for Sean taking on all the desperate cocks to give them some relief!
>>84820111Doubt that would fly if she turned out to be trafficked. In the UK you go to jail if you hire a trafficked sex worker even if you didn't know at the time.
>>84820179>We're stopping your PIP
>>84820017Low key looks like shippy desu
Feel bad for the lasses that couldn't handle university and ended up wage slaving at greggs.
>>84820220*falls down at your door*
Remember when Labour said they'd reform benefits LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>84820223copper + shippy = chippy
Feel bad for Turkish women stuck in low paid marketing jobs and volunteering to desperately feel a part of our country.
>>84820231>We're reinstating your PIP
Imagine being this pathetic at being a man haha.
>>84820117probably better that way around. like some depressed people do just bring everyone down and when you go, "are you doing OK?" they get all defensive.but multiple lads ITT have said they like the cut of your gib and sometimes that's pleasant IRL. there are arseholes, but there are also people where you're like, "oh hey a DEMI-arsehole, operating at the correct level of arseholery."probs a good way to deal with being histrionic too. maybe more in Britain than elsewhere, we do a good job bonding over complaining. "eee, i know!" when someone FINALLY SAYS IT about something.
Me? About to get bent over and stuffed x
>>84820283Yeah I moan sometimes on here but that's so that I don't do so all the time irl desu. Quite literally pointless talking to anybody irl about feelings or problems int it. No meds, no therapy, just sheer life experience for me.
>woman on holiday decides she wants to try a bungie jump >they FORGOT the fucking rope and just threw her off a 33M CLIFFHoly fucking KEK lads what the actual fuck? lmao
>>84819966britfeel mc server soon?
>>84820358depends on the moaning. not being gaycist, but gays are allowed to moan.but also at some point if you do feel down and it's affecting your life go get help from decent mates or the NHS or somewhere. practical problem innit, worth giving solutions a try.
>>84820447Hmm I've got no more right to moan than anyone else unless that's a cheeky joke.Eh, I'm alright. Alright in the sense of>tomorrow I will turn things aroundBelieving this makes the present more tolerable int it.I think the best advice I can give myself right now is to read some more stoics. Epictetus was cool.
Just had me cock slobbered and it were lush, came right in her mouth while her fanny was in my face
>>84820466i mean if you have sound mates the irony is people sort of want to hear this stuff, but ultimately it's up to you.idk, might not be useful or how you operate.and aye you could do worse than stoicism. mad how universal/modern this stuff feels, but i also struggle because Dave Stoa and Mark Aurelius and all them can't have anticipated some modern shite.WE CAN STARE AT SCREENS ALL DAY. YOU CAN PHYSICALLY AVOID SOCIALISING. WE HAVE DRUGS. aaaaaaa
>>84820519I think I'm just going to gymmaxx anyway desu. Total distraction. Tire myself out so I can't feel bad. It just works.
Deano says ride I say which willy x
>>84820471If only x
like ngl felt all Media Literate(TM) during a discussion on /tv/ the other day. you watch THX-1138 (1971) it's obvious they're given mundane repetitive tasks even in a passionless, uniform society or they'd go insane. 'humans need that stuff' - George Lucas in 1971 (probs)then you watch the kino WALL-E (2008) and by then you can just readily accept the humans sat around watching stuff all day, getting fat as technology automates everything.mind you, i WANT automation. i just think we can have it both ways where it's a benefit, but it's like technological progress is evil every time it happens. invent the printing press or threshing machines, and people starve.
RETRAIN ARTISTS/RENDERERS AS AUTIST-BEFRIENDERSthat's what i say.
Any fanny havers in today?
>>84820615yeah i've had plenty of fannies heheh
>>84820423Yes. I'm looking into the loading mods part, but I'm quite thick.Inb4 somebody who isn't thick says, it's easy.
Ngl some of these recent spam/drivel posts make me want to be straight desu desu. Just too grim.
>>84820641find a church that still does conversion therapy.
Chika's high value bussy
>>84820652Nah that's probably a meme. It all psychosomatic and physiological anyway.
>>84820374They knew what they were doing.
me, watching The Herbs.nothing wrong with that, is there? revising my childhood a bit?also it's quite dark, if you think about it. first episode is about Parsley the Lion being mutilated after Sir Basil (possibly drunk) blasts him with a shotgun.
the chad romantic gay Chika vs the virgin deviant gay fake-HHL
Already had 2 tugs today x
Tug boat
If I had a hot boyfriend I'd have worked all my life x
>>84820674Well idk about that. Like when I read some of those posts it's a bit like eating too much and then seeing a photo of a very obese person.Like, wait, is that just what I'm like? *Duck pointing at self meme*.Hmm.
Ebin's soft skin
dunk again
tbfair people also go on about all sex the same way. it's strange IRL.some cohort of gays do it, but it's strange when straight laddy lads do it. it's rare but like>phwoar i rammed my cock up her arse lads seventeen times and produced 12 centilitres of spunk and my urethra made contact with her cervix when we switched to missionaryit's both weird bragging and some strangely Ulililia mechanical stuff. i'm just there like>well are yous in love? what's it like those other 23 hours of the day where sex isn't happening in surgical detail?
Little sikh fellow in the tescos trying his best to be extra friendly
>>84820714All a bit grim int it. Thinking monks have it right desu desu.
Shippy's love handles
>>84820638I might start a vanilla one, pebble host is like 4 quid a month
Phwoar sunberg burnt me headshire didnt it
>listening to random algorithm YouTube songs>Mika - Grace Kelly comes on>Not even sure why, not something I listen to int it>Making food in the kitchen>Drop something>Get immediately really excessively annoyed>Lyric instantly plays - "getting angry doesn't solve anything"Well uhhh. Okay. Haha. Just a coincidence.
>>84820716Surely this can't be? According to Polmong, every single white person across the country is shitting themselves in sheer terror when they so much as see a brown person
>>84820751Remember when crossmong thought god was giving him signs because of stupid shit like this kek
Bumshag with Blad
>>84820766Low key miss him but good god he was stupid af
Me? Going for a world record. Most creampies taken in one sitting x
>>84820771>>84820775A good Sunday was had by all
>>84820766I mean some things are just too absurdly coincidental desu. So it's hard not to think that way sometimes.
>>84820716>>84820759maybe now they'll go out of their way to appear nice.most Sikhs are just fine. in any similar situation for a me group, i think i'd probably feel compelled to make a point i'm not the ones you've heard of in the news.saw some Muslims outside the local church after those church stabbings a few years ago, in Germany or wherever it was. first thought was the worst but they were actually just saying>we stand with you during this tragedy, we disavow the attacks, we're other people who live nearby and want peace.everyone seemed happy enough with that. integrationmaxxing, as they all just share a cuppa and get along.
>>84820726I'd be happy with vanilla as well, it's what I'm playing at the moment.What would you do bedrock or java?I need to git gud at building houses.
>>84820766when scientists spot patterns, they're clever and have figured out how the world works.when you or i spot patterns, it's superstitious flim-flam, have we even applied the scientific method, bro?also it's just ignoring the fact some coincidences can be neat, or you can bring your own meaning. a pop song did not write the lyrics with your circumstances 10 years later in mind. it can still spur you into thinking/doing something.
does Dark Side of the Moon sync up to The Wizard of Oz in some amusing ways? yeah.was it intended? i mean, it's not at 0%, but probably not.some mad 'skeptic' would peer over my shoulder watching it that time it was on telly>UMM YOU DO KNOW THAT'S ALL IRRATIONAL, DON'T YOU? IT'S LIKE CRYSTALS OR ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE OR GOD.k mate. k.
>>84820811I usually play java so I'd probably do that, is that what you are on?
>>84820837I can do either, but currently on bedrock.
>>84820837Suppose also could see what others are on, and go with the majority? Would be fun if several could join. Not sure how to allow pirated copies.
There's been a few /britfeel/ minecraft servers in the past, used to play it with a few lads in the past, miss it x
just want /britfeel/ radio back.
Deanos got them VKs in for strip wifa x
>>84820814yeah thinking god is speaking to you through your youtube algorithm is definitely the same as being a scientist
>>84820909I've played in one, with a couple lads from here, oh actually yeah there was 2, think weathrfu had one, somebody called python, but I thought weatherfu.
>>84820950Well you disparage but some of the most growth I have had in my life was during times where I felt like I was receiving divine messages frequently. Maybe something in it, innit.
>>84820913be the change you want to see. host it tonight
Got to the stage where I have haul for home, and as per ran out of food, it's a long way to home, and it ain't on easy (isn't also on hardcore, just normal).
I'm a bone idle scrounger and my hard working step dad resents me. Woah I'm noticing patterns just like Isaac Newton
brudda only ordered a MEDIUM
>>84820950i saw a cloud that looked like a shopping trolley a few months ago and it reminded me to change an Amazon order where i'd doubled up on some items and forgotten to cancel them.might sound unbelievable but it's true. doesn't even matter if it was God or a common cloud formation + pareidolia or we all live in a simulation and it was truly 100% RNG chaos.more than one way to interpret life. we're back at 'music is just SOUND to me!' here.
>>84821013lmao had this queued up for a joke i missed the window on (but was going to make again the next time the same opportunity arose).
>>84821046>might sound unbelievableno not really
>>84821057had thhe thought of rewatching that ad by decided against it
Even looking after muh traders. felt bad for the farmer lad, so put some stuff down he could fanny about with.
>>84821087i wonder if villagers are an antisemitic trope
Java and latest
>>84821114Noice just getting high then will work out how to join
>>84821080well, i made it up.
>>84821114Getting this
>>84821197>>84821114Fixed it I did.
>>84821202Nope, still invalid session. restart everything time methinks.
Dunno there isn't a whitelist or anything
>invalid sessionisn't that just a standard game of multiplayer Minecraft?
I restarted it maybe now it lets you on
>>84821197>The "Failed to login: Invalid session" error in Minecraft usually means your game failed to securely authenticate with Mojang's servers, often because your login token expired, you have multiple game instances open, or you are using an unofficial launcher while attempting to join official servers
I switched this off now, maybe you can join if you aren't on an official client
>>84819959I wonder what happened to him. Is he around in 2026?
>>84820374Living life on easy mode, always travelling I expect, never done any real work like men, sex whenever she fees like it. Shit happens. I don't feel any sympathy for a foid who lived life on easy mode.
Willies? All mine! On tap just the ways I like it x
>>84820374All weed smokers. >It's harmless bro!
Imagine the last second or two where she realised "fuck, there's no rope". I bet she had lots of sex since the age of 14 so at least she didn't die a virgin.
Keep getting Alice and Steve nonce series ads on yt. fuck off. never watching that jew shit.
>>84821370It's actually a New World Order Sacrifice.She was actually a virgin.Virgins are targetted in Satanic practices of the Jews and NWO.Blood libel.
>>84821414Statistically it is highly unlikely she was a virgin at 21. Women have had multiple cocks inside them by the time they've hit 18. They probably just wanted to end her life because men have it worse.
>>8482145550% of women are virgins in Catholic countries
videos of people falling off cliffs and things always spook me out.this one just looks so comical though, just flinging someone to their doom. that's some Buster Keaton shit.
>>84821613can imagine this playing when she hit the ground https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7uyZjfMCBo
>>84821391YouTube recommends shows to you that look like you.
>>84821613>nogs fling her>*00s Cartoon Network sound effects jingle*
Imagine it, right on your nostril
My puckered bum hole inviting in one million deanos x
>>84821370Imagine if you shouted out at the last second "hey, you forgot the rope". How much appreciation would you get? Would it even sink in? You basically saved her life. Would you get a massive debt in return or just a thanks?
oh my god lads, the Pringles tubes have gotten smaller. it's over.
>>84821738I think your hands have gotten fatter mate don't blame it on the can
What would you do if the police beat you up?
>>84820374>I love travel-ACKbrutal end to her life story.
Calling all deanos Calling all deanos My hole is open for serviceI repeatMy hole is open for servicePlease form an orderly queue
Can't believe her life ended that way. At least the death would've been quick unlike that poor Ukrainian girl that got stabbed on the train.
>>84821649It also recommends me tampons and cleaning products I'll never need. At least show me some vidya ads.
>>84821798form shift into a sexy panther and run away
>>84821829Corrr, my favourite time of the day, love a go on your sloppy arse
Pakal
Never even spaffed in one
Stephen's willy was bleeding
>>84822007Bet it's amazing, I'll never know hence I'll be killing myself some day soon
>>84822022>I'll be killing myself some day soonYou won't
>what's that Batman you thought 'The Joker' was one person? well as the Genie Machine told you, there are actually three different Joker Operatives all active at one time there's The Criminal Clown, The Angry Anarchist, and The Merry Maniac, and this was how it always was you simply hadn't noticed before.comics are so fucking stupid.
corr imagine owning a flying guillotine
i really have no interests idk how im going to get through multiple decades of this
Me? I love getting my boy pussy used it natural x
ive found that a good wageslave lifehack is to not enjoy your weekendsso then you dont feel terrible about going back to work on mondaykeeps things ticking
Checkit. A cool location.Not fully pillaged, and there's a mine down there with rails and cool things.Oh yeah. Nourishment time, then back to it.
i can now confirm that Crosslad found the new Boards of Canada album disappointing compared to their earlier works.
>>84822093corrr it's spooky, that. might have some chests or whatever these spawn in them (spider webs? i forget.)gan ger scran + sword, get yourself in there lad x
>>84822093watch out for that green bastard
Spam in the place where I live HAM AND PORK! https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
arrowheadarrowheadsarrowsheadsarrowsheads xx
>>84822060And that is lush my laaaaaaaaaad xx
rice, 2 mins left.chicken, 2 mins left.some would say this is good timing. but i only have pair of hands.
i'm a super stinky mongboy
>>84822103Should be a load of spiderwebs, think that's why they get abandoned, come upon some spider spawners. Hopefully find a minecart or 2 as well as chest.>>84822105He should have buggered off, I've logged a shaving tea/supper
would be nice to be someones favourite person x
Me? Getting load after load deposited into my boy pussy. It on tap x
when i die bury me without the lights onlights offnight lightsclothes off baby ive got good white
>>84822161I'd love to deposit my love inside you oh aye
>>84822175witchblades..COCAINEall night long x
>>84822181fraid solad
>>84821798They wouldn't because I am a good lad
Now that was a good comfy vidya despite playing as a brown. One of the games I got in 2006 until I got me Xbox 360. Costs a lot to get the PS2 version these days.
Terraria wanted so badly to be Minecraft, didn't it?
life must go on
>>84822251Played this start to finish on me PSP when on holiday in Majorca circa 2007. Good times indeed. Phil Collins is in it iirc. It was quite impressive how much they crammed into it.
Please form an orderly queue my bottom isn't for savages x
>>84822153i like you, fellow cattoposter.but i shan't be feeding my EUPD silliness. soz.
>>84822269Yeah you have to do some missions with him, last one I think you had to get him to the concert on time. Then the end of it is him playing In the Air Tonight. Good reward. I had them both on PSP too and got them again on PS2.
>>84822095Crossmong is dead, lad. He with Jesus now.
>>84822317Wouldn't mind a re-release for modern platforms like 3, Vice City and San Andreas got. The remasters have been fixed so it's a great way to play those games IMO. What's your least favourite mission? For me it was either the Vice City mission where you had to save Lance, or the San Andreas missions where you're going around on a dirtbike in the country with Catalina.
Ruh roh it over for me
Twolls have breached the britfeel minecraft server
Saints Row 3? Overrated as fuck. So many missions are introductions to side missions. Saints Row 2 was way better. Where's Saint's Row 2 remastered? REEEEEEE!
>>84822321there are still ways.
>>84822336Don't think it will happen because of the bad PR the trilogy remaster got. I did replay the remasters once they got the new PS2 lighting and colour modes. I think my least favourite mission was that sniping one with the voodoo lady in Vice City. I liked the Catalina missions to be honest...even the races. Just have to get in the habit back then of saving in a close enough safe house for tricky missions.
Worst mission actually has got to be that stupid one where you have to protect the money truck in GTA3 in the tunnels. It would always get stuck towards the end trying to drive in the garage but hitting a wall constantly.
>>84822361Saints Row 2 co-op in 2008 on Xbox Live. Would rather just sit and play by myself these days.
>>84822361i only played 2 onwards (where's my Saints Row 1 on PC?)i remember people going on about the SR2 character customisation because you could layer clothes (you could do that in Morrowind tbfair) and yeah it was pretty elaborate for the time.honestly i appreciate them getting silly and ending with outright aliens + magical powers. it's different, innit.
for me? cliched, but the remote helicopter mission for avery in vice city (mainly due to the crappy camera angles) and the follow the train in san andreas
retro ghetto wouldn't reveal what his job is in his q&a session. hmmmm
bloody casting directors in this, going on about how much of a strong character Hermione is, how she has 'main character energy'.flawed characters are more likeable than perfect ones. Hermione's swottiness is both useful and it causes problems. it's endearing.feel sorry for the lass playing her tbqh. going by the audition tape i think she might get the character more than the grown-ups do.also yeah she'll get flak for not being white (but i agree that the Harry Potter characters' looks are important)
>>84822366Crosssy would NOT approve of this demoncore communication method, and to involve a kitty is especially egregious
god is deadand we have killed himus
>>84822493He's on full whack UC and PIP
>>84822485>the remote helicopter mission for avery in vice city (mainly due to the crappy camera angles) oh yeah i forgot about this. nightmare.rarely bothered with the story/missions in these games. hundreds of hours, never finished any of them.i remember one of my friends 100%'d either 3 or Vice City. maybe he used GameFAQs or a guide, but he showed me that stats screen, lad just got every last hidden package/ramp/whatever. mental.
*informs the apus that oliver tree has died*
Drinking a spicy beer.
>>84822521it's worth it just to hear his words again.also anons were asking.>>84822534calm down NEETzsche you're just a bit lonely. God's doing fine x
>>84822549In San Andreas you don't even need to do all the ramps for 100%. I've done them all 100% for the trophies and achievements of the newer versions. Spray tags reset at some point in San Andreas so you have to leave them until the end I think. You can genuinely lock yourself out of 100% if you don't play missions in the right order.Worth playing them again for the stories I'd say.
Wonder if she still lives in Preston.
>>84822557name of spicy beer?always wanted to like those ginger ales, the Badger one and the Wychwood one. really sickly though.mind you, if they do 99p bottles of Pumpking in Aldi or Home Bargains this year, BUY AS MANY AS YOU CAN. pumpkin beer = pure lushness x
>>84822576might have a listen to bowdenin that mood
>>84822357You must have logged off as I logged on. They despawned
Getting a double stuffing from Deano and his half cast mate, currently, at the minute x
>>84822592Molten Inferno. It has a mango twist to it.
>>84822549nowadays i just like fannying around, think the one i came closest to completing was GTA 4 mainly as i didnt have many other games
>>84822581damn i hate when games have little oversights like that.this was on the original PS2, just something he showed me after school round his. no trophies or anything, might not have even given you a message, just some trivia in the menus.pure insanity but i suppose enough people had that competionist itch. i can't even be bothered with it in collect-a-thon style games where it matters tbqh.that said i came close in Spider-Man 2, the hidden emblems or whatever. just because i'd load that game up and run around all the time.
Shower, pyjamas, Netherlands vs Japan on the tellybox. Corrr. It do be lushington innit. I will be supporting Japan of course.
the hidden packages were DRUGS
>>84822703WEEEEEEEEEB
>>84822728It my alternative team after England and Sweden/Germany to an extent. Because they're so heckin wholesome etc of course.
made a hot choccy. spoonful of cinnamon plus one tablet of sucralose. hope this is okay with you lads?
>>84822744i heard that in Japan, when you go round someone's house and ask if you can help them e.g. prepare some tea or do the dishes, they say 'no.'they're just that polite.
my crush is on a date right now prob getting fucked too
between BBQ sauce, Slimfast powder, and the hot chocolate i just dribbled onto my white bedsheets, i have a lot of brown stains around my flat i feel i need to explain.when they harangue me for another inspection again, i might make a show of some BBQ sauce bottles. >oops left those out, was just about to recycle them, haha. love BBQ sauce me, mind you, the stuff gets everywhere.i am NOT bleaching my towels, they still work fine.
Sucks that getting a girlfriend will never be possible.>you'd have to explain what you did in your 20s (stayed in boxroom playing vidya and being depressed/low confidence)>you'd have to work (a good job, not some low paid one at your age...no one accept you now because of AI, immigrants and you haven't worked for 15 years)>you'd have to drive because it's a role for men (they won't want to use the bus when you go out)>you'd have to live in your own place (impossible unless mum chucks you out and never wants you back...council just says you aren't homeless really...not that living in some council flat would be that appealing to a girl anyway)>you'd need a passport as they would expect you to travel abroad on holiday 5 times a year at the minimum (if you can't get countersignatures due to not knowing anyone then you aren't going anywhere beyond the UK)>you don't have any friends so they'd think that's weird too (never been a best man, never done anything cool with friends)
Eating out boy pussies is my hobby x
>>84822772bit early in the day, no? he's probably still out having drinks.
>>84822807its over for me anonymousnot that i want connection with another person but if i did i wouldnt be able to anyway
>>84822703for me? ao tanaka
>>84822806Not very womfy that. I remember there was a room inspection for the smoke alarms or something in uni halls and I slept through it. Presumably somebody actually came into my room etc. Must have been pretty awkward.
>>84822835I'm going to assume that is an "actress" of some sort.
if sexual jealousy bothers you so, why not report a fire at your crush's flat?
>>84822832It's over for me too and I can't get over it. I don't know whether I want to cry or go be angry at women outside.
>>84822853i reckon go and sit on a bench with a beer and maybe a beanie and coat maybe fags
>>84822843when i was in HMOs they ALWAYS did this nonsense.every time, showing 6 new people around the flat, when the rest of us had 8 months left on our tenancy or whatever. just purely at random.>hiya, it's the viewing/inspection/about the boiler?>you didn't tell us.>oh. well you should have been informed.they did outright walk in on me naked once. and i am rarely naked so i was pretty livid, but the angry email changed nothing.stay out of my room you twats.
>>84822885I only lived in a rental place during uni so I avoided most of that but it sounds annoying. Knowing that the landlord could just not renew the contract etc is quite unwomfy. Crazy now that the housing situation is so bad that there is actually lots of competition just to rent.
>>84822882He went to prison for this. Only women are allowed to defend themselves from assault.
Sick of hearing her voice on ads.
>>84822851no lad he's a central midfielder
YouTube keeps recommending me these depressing "last goodbye" videos does the algorithm think I'm dying or something?
>>84822907despicableshameful even
>>84822907I remember posting the videos on outer /r9k/. The lone woman in the car park one was my favourite.
>>84822921Oh I think I see that name on the bench now. Lol. Awkward for me. I posted cringe. Tfw I thought I was being memed.
>>84822928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-ppqfA1tGostill can't believe he's gone... poor lad was a year younger than SSM
Finished muh fishtank, but also may mess about a bit more.
I don't give a flying fuck about the World Cup this year lads. Not a single thing to be celebrating or be proud of.
>>84822928You might be watching videos that old people watch.
There are men that have beaten up numerous women and still get girlfriends. Not you though. You are just a beta boy.
>>84822954This will be most of us in the 2040s, providing that we will still here by then.
japan's goalkeeper is half ghanaian
Spent another weekend alone, me. We all unwanted men.
>>84822987Japanian?
>>84822996world doesnt need us desucould pass and nothing would change really
>>84822987wonder if any japanese right winger lads are refusing to support them
>>84822938it understandable tbf lad
So FHM have only gone and done a bloody sex issue, did you see that?
Belper holding his stomach in agony as litres of thick love custard bubbles in his stomach, as he almost doubles over in pain he pulls down his rotten brown nappy and shorts. He bellows 'FUUUAAAAARRKKK' as the ejaculations of several hundred men are expelled with immense force and pressure from his brutalised botty after taking a dozen loads too many. Yellowed and gloopy mucilaginous mucky muck covers the nearby trees and fences in stinky ropes of cum, cars skid and crash on the slick, people are blasted supine and drown in their own vomit as the tide of stinky baby gravy pours down the road, clogging drains and blocking doorways. Belper complains to himself he's never going full scale again before dialling Roided Deano up on his mobile.
>>84823018japans right winger is ritsu doan lad
>>84822954Seen this guy posted here a few times who is he? And what happened to him?
>>84823097that's stevens allsorts lad. He died of lung cancer.
Me? Eating deanos creampie out of his mates arse x
when is the first/next England match?not into this stuff classic Chika style, but i'll watch the England games during the World Cup and sometimes it's fun.
>>84823144they play croatia on wednesday at 9pm
>>84823144Wednesday, 21:00 GMT, England vs Croatia. It lush. Canny wait innit. Shall be at the pubbington.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inMdoes make me lol, this.
>>84823159>>84823170thanks friends.might pop a zop and see if my friend wants to go somewhere and watch it with me. i need to readjust to public spaces.
>>84823176Can't stand him. Footlights prick
>>84823189Not sure if a potentially busy pub/bar with a lot of loud football fans is the best place to practice social endurance though innit. Although maybe it is actually.
mind you, mate B might find out i went to a pub with mate A to watch football, then ask why i didn't go to her gig later in the week (or any of her previous gigs).that's the kind of situation that snowballs to the DWP cancelling your agoraphobia payments. better to stay at home and find a dodgy stream x
>>84823227all the games are on iplayer or itvx de lid
Crazy how bad my mood is when I am not rested enough. And therefore my life would be much better if I simply ensured behaviours that lead to proper sleep. As humans we really do just make our lives hell for no good reason.
>>84823227Didn't realise crippling agoraphobic lads can go to crowded pubs
>>84823196eh, i just like plenty of stuff he's worked on or been in.the BBC nepotism thing does bother me, though. some deeply untalented people who just get to be on telly.remember Miranda, who'd turn up on everything and had a sitcom named after herself? her dad was aide to the Queen, so that was her career set.some BBC3 producer could probably sift through the internet and find talented young'uns. do it that way round.
>>84823227So mate B knows you're lying about not really being agoraphobic like we do?
>>84823289zopiclone or zolpidem, lad. bit of a tolerance atm but it got me to the shops last week. mad 4am jaunt to Greggs before that.a month ago on a pregabalin we even sat on some steps, just around people. but my worry is pregab + pub = drinking. it was pretty easy to say sober in pubs/clubs/gigs when i could moderate ket and the occasional benzo, but that's no longer the world i'm living in x
>>84823306yeah if i said i was not agoraphobic, she'd know i was lying.
I don't know if I am particularly socially anxious now. I used to be a lot worse. I think every interaction with somebody new is uncomfortable but on a kind of lower level that I can deal with but due to my low self esteem I always feel awkward. And I must look weird because I hardly look people in the eyes. Cringe innit.
>>84823292>MirandaAnother one I can't stand. Rejects the label upper class when she's from aristocratic background on both sides and her uncle literally lives in a castle. Well have you seen the state of his crumbling gatehouse?
>>84823354not much of a mate if she'd grass
Every time I have a wank these days it sucks all of the energy out of me and makes me feel depressed. Not good for the soul.
>>84823394Probably something in the retention meme innit. It dignified.
Telpers lips wrapped firmly around the base of a bulging, veinous Bantu willy. He grasps the hips of his suitor firmly; then his head goes back and forth with the strength of an industrial piston till all you can see is a blur. Suddenly, the African man lets out a pained cry barely heard over Belpers lips sloppily assaulting him. His rich brown skin begins to wrinkle at first, then shrivel. His muscles atrophy as his balls turn to dust as every last drop of cum his body will ever produce in his life time is drained from him in moments. Belper detaches his lips from the penis that now looks like a pepperami with an audible pop. He wipes his lips and exclaims 'Fuaaarkin lovely' before disappearing into the shroud of night to find another lover, leaving the shrivelled dried out husk of his victim wretched and twisted under a flickering street light in the bad part of Sunderland.
Watching the slopball that was a cracking goal from that jap lad
Definitely won't be watching the nigball next season now Leicester are appointing Russell fucking Martin.
Boy pussy creampies just for me x
>>84823385very true. none if it's fraudulent anyway. she gets PIP for PMDD and she thinks she has autism (she just had BPD removed from all her records since that's a death sentence for women). she's open about this stuff so she's not even one of those people who goes around shaming everyone for having benefits or mental health. still good folks out there x
>>84822440Or the ice cream stand one where you have to destroy them all within the time limit.>>84822451Same tbqh, and I finished it with a school mate back then
>>84822519Nought wrong with a latina Hermione. She'll look lush when the final season comes around.
Worth dating if I've never done it? Almost 22 now and while I don't mind being alone I'm worrying about wasting my time doing nothing, I've mostly accepted I'll always be a loser but I do wonder if I could maybe be something more. At the same time I've built most of my personality and confidence around being alone and how I grew up to cope with and accept being an outcast so reaching out goes against my moral code and retarded as it is I take that seriously. Plus I've become so distant from social interaction thinking about it makes me cringe a bit and I don't really mind being alone anyway but it's more like I don't want to look back and feel like I missed out.
>>84823530so instead of letting the BPD person themselves suffer the stigma they'll just let countless innocent future partners have their life destroyed instead. Wow so empathetic these doctors
>>84823544Oh so it is man made then. Not surprised one bit.
>>84823564nah lad she had the diagnosis removed. her last boyfriend burned out his empathy and said he couldn't handle her moods any more. now she's taking a being-single break. a lot of people struggle with autistic partners.
>>84823597>she had the diagnosis removedshouldn't be allowed. We don't let murderers have their records removed because it's harder to get a job
>>84823615apparently it's a really difficult one to get rid of.but she knows these systems. like a walking encyclopaedia of how to access tertiary care under the right-to-choose section of the Mental Health Act subsection 6(b)...me, i just talk to my GP and never get anywhere. she knows all the magic words to get taken seriously.
Lucy Letby farted in me cock de kids. The wee babbehs inside died. RIP fart babbehs.
Meat pie sausage roll common japs give us a goal!
Ten wapanese deanos creaming my boy pussy x
>>84823728hewpa san! wovewy asshowe!
>>84823661the babies stored in your penis are called 'sperms'. and they're more like proto-babies, what tadpoles are to frogs.i rule this case 'not murder.'
daft zolpidem i reckon. balances out the tramadols, always good to cast a wide net rather than put all your eggs in one basket x
Enough is enough I'm sorting me life out
>>84823777what prompted this decision laddington?
Happy for Japan. Get in there. Tiredness is really taking its toll now. Thinking I'm going to have an amazing sleep desu desu.>>84823777Corrr numbers confirm it.
>>84823777first thing tomorrow dee lad
Just spunked 600m on the shard of genesis upgrade didn't I. Proper endgame pvmer me.
Regret going full scale Helperlad style this weekend
>>84823777Don't think you will lad buts whats wrong with it now
>>84823926Massive bumsesh was it?
Money money money money moneeeeeeeeyhttps://youtu.be/V_zmX1SdcjA
had a second stir fry.sauce is overrated. all my body cares about is the rice, chicken, veggies, anyway.
Using /britfeel/ less and less day to day. Can't wait for the day I leave for good.
>>84823953The best bumsesh parties come about in the summer. Me arse looks like someone stood on a can of corned beef corr x
hello lads, please add, or remove time from my chastity lock up as you see fit- I need a minimum of 8 more people to visit the link and vote. Cheers!https://chaster.app/sessions/URIyfKTj6I7ZcXYF
there you go de lat
Enormous moth in the bathroom. Quite scary to look at actually. But I just closed the door and left it, pacifist I am. Hopefully it flies out the window.
>>84824198is the window wide open? is the light on?sometimes they do fly out but they're also bastids for just chilling on the ceiling, hours at a time, for no reason.
Was at home de lids. Eating my frogscran, pie and mash for supper de lids - lots of gravy, lovely. My owner looked me in the eyes and said to me 'You can eat this!' de lids. Couldn't believe it de lids him trying to challenge me in my own home so I put my gloves on and sparked him clean out de lids.Won't tolerate him gobbin off to me now I'm a sparkfrog de lids.
>>84824240Window is open but the light is off. In theory it should seek light outside but there isn't enough there so it will probably not move. Flies and moths love to go through that window but there is nothing here for them, it sad really.
>>84824265oh my days. Let Him Have It (1991)-esque, this.
this used to e a proper country...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SItqBb7SYZw
Helpers haemorrhoids popping like someone squeezing bubble wrap as he takes a batty beatdown.
remember back when you could decide what they put in the Millennium Dome, or summat?i think in the end it was mostly weird modern art.
Deanos creampies taste the best when they're in ripe diarrhea laden arseholes x
I think my work for the day is done. Got a fair bit sorted. Home, helped with some mining, built a bridge, sorted a small growing area, got some animals (cows and pigs), and built my fishtank. Quite chuffed with the evening..
Up to my gaff from teh bridge.
>>84824122Thank you for voting lads- very much appreciated <3
And the growing area. Potato and hay currently.
>>84824512thought the dome was pretty minthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVl1jHrCAs4
>>84824539>>84824543>>84824556Looks good, I should be on tomorrow maybe late morning early afternoon time and I'll check out the minecart thing we found.
>>84824122note rite that four of us could vote for the right thing, and it takes only ONE of you to undo it all.what is your problem with bitchboy_69???
>>84824594>16:55what did they mean by this, chips?
>>84824610No problem. Not sure what time I'll be on, but I'll be on.
definitely some occult shit going on at the dome, yeah? All that weird imagery.I reckon it was only ever meant to be there for a year. It was some kind of ritual.
>>84824512I went when I was a kid. I remember none of the exhibitions made sense and it all felt a bit trippy in hindsight.
>>84824711The dome project was headed up by Peter Mandelson (Mendelssohn). It was bound to be fucked up.
laffin at this. didn't know Saudi Arabia bought SNK.so now there's just Ronaldo in Fatal Fury.
I remember when loads of people thought they were being sophisticated by pretending to like 'Walking with Dinosaurs' when they all thought it was fucking boring deep down
>>84824821I thought it was mint when I was a kid, because there was dinosaurs in it. Simple as.
>>84824835Are you on the autistic spectrum by any chance?
>>84824841Obviously, lad. Do you need to ask?
>>84824821i remember when they did a new/film version. idea was it'd be like a fly-on-the wall journey set to music, just following some dinos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdiLro3RCfIneat.then some crazy producer got cold feet just months before its release and decided the dinosaurs NEEDED TO TALK otherwise kids wouldn't go see it. so they rushed out comedy lines + voiceovers (too late to change the actual animation).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lk12RTnXEwreeee.nephew wanted to go see this and secretly do did i. but nah i saw this turn to shit very quickly.
going to take a crack at today's Wordle.
good Wordle today.
Garn get my wussy used and abused by eleven Wosnian Weanos then garn beds x
Still testing driving that weppa wig bedding oh aye x
me? cooking a chicken breast.then i'll eat it, i reckon.
lovely bit of vibe-cooked chickenno need for frills or sides, keeping it rustic x
>>84825359How grim.
now i sleep.all the best to the morning lads
just woke up, work in 50, barely slept, one of the worst nights in recent months, knackered af me, today will be hell but no choice but to soldier on, it monday
4am and the urges are kicking in
>>84825773The urge to URGEntly find a job?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_8Vp7UC1oc
>>848256795 tablespoons tescos essentials instant coffee in your mouth raw immediately anon
It's pointless to work if you're a low value male who could only get a minimum wage job.
>>84825872>those two boomers walking around commenting on all of the concrete worklol. That's such a dad thong
>>84825887Shippy would disagree
the world looksbeautiful today
dua lipa looks like a bloke
Barfed x
low key wish this was me
imagin being a good looking female in possession of a functional vagina, life cant get any easier than that
Deanos encircling me with their cocks x
Spaff cannons at the ready! Locked, loaded, pointed right at me x
DEANO BATTALIONS ENCIRCLING MY ANAL STRONGPOINT, GLOBULES OF LUBE RAINING OVERHEAD, BLOWING MY DEFENSIVE CLUMPS OF POO STRUCTURES INTO NOTHING AS THEIR BIG COCK TANKS COME RUMBLING TOWARD MY OPEN PASSAGE, ROUTING ALL ANTISPERM ANTIBODIES IN THEIR PATH
enjoying life is a skill we lose over time
Just DONT want to work x
The problem with politicians denying that Britain is a two-tier society is that nobody seems to have told the rest of the state, which appears to be chugging along implementing policies which demonstrably show that it is.
>>84826584I feel your pain, I'm currently meandering through my morning routine to get ready. It's fucking hell, I hate my life and hate this country. Let it all fucking burn to the ground desu. My therapist thinks on some level I'm kidding, but I'm not - my life really is just unbearable and this country is a shithole. She doesn't get it.
>>84826580I have never enjoyed life
>>84826595>therapist>sheStop going immediately
>>84826595Women live on a different fucking planet. If your therapist was male he'd at least have the theory of mind to understand you're serious and will somewhat sympathise with you.
>>84826597i bet you did as a baby even if it was just giggling at some jangling keys
>>84826602Can't afford a private therapist and the "envy of the world" National Health Service has deemed the best allocation of resources to be a female therapist. Lucky me.>>84826606Pretty much, I don't even go thinking it will help me in any way, honestly I go because it continues to show me amazing instances of women 'not getting it'. Constantly. About everything. They live not just on a different planet but in a different universe; a parallel reality.
Future incidents will simply be removed from social media so the approved narrative can circulate, as if they never happened. The only thing stopping this from being literally true right now is the general incompetence and inefficiency of the government, but over time this project can be achieved piecemeal. Arguably this will be more sinister because it will make people more acclimatised to it. The New Normal.
>>84826625impossible unless they implement a great british firewall which would just make everyone here and the entire world realize we're under an actual totalitarian regime
Pakistani lives in France, Germany and Italy before claiming asylum in Britain, rapes a woman within 12 months of arriving. Nine months of reporting restrictions on his immigration status.The government will just keep banning reporting on these incidents. There are 100% a non-zero number of mass coverups going on right now, all totally legally, all at the behest of the government because they recognise that people will be upset with the results of their policies, so they decide to censor the results and continue course.How many rape gang trials are ongoing? How many variations of Afghan Resettlement Schemes are ongoing? How many migrant rapes and murders and cases of them wanking off in front of school? We juts don't know because the government bans reporting on them.
>>84826635Does anyone kid themselves that we aren't right now? It would just formalise things. The entire world thinks we're a retarded joke. Literally the UK is the country of illegal immigrant rapists. That's how the world sees us.
its the summer solstice soon
>>84826642Virtually all of the recent reported events were due to being uploaded to the internet, mostly twitter, by random people. Nobody would have seen the video that set off the belfast protests if it werent for the fact that social media companies are based in america.
>Keir Starmer announces that under-16s will be banned from social media
Whenever there's a horrific act of violence, up people pop to remind us that "minority communities" are the real victims (as opposed to the person getting stabbed in the neck/raped/molested), insist that there's nothing to be done, and imply that wanting change is illegitimate.
>>84826699BAN IT ALL BAN IT ALL NO NO NO NO THEY CAN'T SEE THOSE FACTS THEY CAN'T SEE THOSE VIDEOS THEY CAN'T SEE THOSE CHARTS NOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE DEFENDING DEMOCRACY!!!
>>84826658Correlation does not equal causation.Social media didn't cause this,politicians, media and police have by trying to hide things.
>>84826705Sharing footage is divisive. Asking why it's happening is divisive. Asking what we can do to stop it is divisive. You wouldn't want to be divisive, would you?
>>84826699good>>84826710hysterical
>>84826728This post is too short. Pls write 2 whole sentences or more.
might move greece and become a full time NEET, i have enough money saved up
>>848267762 whole sentences or more
>>84826834>i have enough money saved upHow much are we talking de lid?
>>84826834Go south east asia instead lad, greece isn't nearly as nice as people think it is.
>>84826868850k>>84826911ive been several times, it great. SEA is for paedophiles
>>84826924>850kFahrkin ell mate, show us a screenshot of your statement yeah?
Pollers' entire Snapchat contact list wiped out by Starmer this morning.
Me? Going to monetise this ban by standing outside secondary schools, 5 quid for an age verification selfie.
everything feels so shit and pointless
Will the law actually pass though?
>>84826935youll just have to believe me lad, i inherited most of it
>Yasin Ayari scores a stunner for Sweden against Tunisia but refuses to celebrate. The Brighton midfielder could have represented the opposition as his father is Tunisian.Imagine actually cheering on these 'national teams'.
>>84827022Fair enough. You should be investing it though lad, 850k will not last you the rest of your life.
>>84827027its all invested, i inherited like 600k and the rest is from stock gains
>>84827025What do you suggest we do lad? Sit inside all day with the blinds drawn? Watch auditing videos? I enjoy getting excited in the build up to a game, frustrated or overjoyed during the game itself and still buzzing or sulking for days afterwards. It's absolutely brilliant and I'm a little sad for you that you can't share that feeling.
>>84827027NTA but 850k gets you like 40k per year with zero risk which is more than enough for Greece.
>>84827045If he plans to rope in 20 years yeah
>>84827084Are you retarded? 850k generates 40k a year. You'll never run out.
>>84827040I used to go to Leicester matches until recently. I now just see football as another thing that was once ours but has now been captured.
Oi, you lads got a licence for 4chan? It's social media, right? LMAOOOOO
>>84827096Leicester crowds are still 90% white which is fucking bizarre to see in a conquered city.Makes you understand how some people are able to ignore what's happening.
>>84827101We are all 30+ here.
Has ofcom had a recent public melty about 4chan or are they keeping it quiet because they dont want people knowing they can just ignore them
>>84827096So you've given up something you enjoyed because of forreners? Cuck mentality. Send your gf over to mine tonight I'll show her a good time.
Funny webm
>>84827119Not since Aprilhttps://dig.watch/updates/ofcom-4chan-decision-online-safety-act
>>84827113Im a 31 geeza
>>84826990That because it is
>>84827150No work for me me lid get in it lush
Migrants paying for British Chads' bennies. How it should be.
Another building sorted for R village.
>>84827216Hard at work de lad. That's what we like to see.
>>84827216Ruth village?
>>84827113Yep>>84827159Same de lid, officially middle aged oh aye x
>>84827233It needed the chimney sorting (looking, not fully done yet).>>84827239Nope R as in our.
Some lads here are even 40+.
IT'S OVER BRITFEEL
research "britnormie pink quiff"
>>84827216>>84827250Looks a bit naff mate, maybe watch some of those build tutorials on youtube for aesthetic houses?
research "welperlad bantu cocks"
>>84827275I'm too busy surviving. I've never been good at that, s'not my thing.
>>84827105I think it's more than 90. You see the occasional Asian family but that's about it. The club seems to have a very old fanbase also. Similar situations at Luton and Bradford as well, Asians and Blacks tend to support big 6 clubs (Blacks seem to love Arsenal in particular)>>84827121Have you followed Leicester's results over the past 3 seasons? Anything but enjoyable, now they're in the third tier with a useless owner and Russell Martin and his shit sideways and backwards football incoming.
Ok, this is something I want to try. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/402298179241827810/
Do you lads often grill meat?
>>84827324Lad you started this rant talking about cheering on a Tunisian Swede. You've now arrived a ranting about how a British owner will further deminish your enjoyment of a club that had its biggest ever success after a Thai takeover. I get your sentiment but try to be consistent.
>>84827335No, all too expensive desu. A barbecue, the fuel, the meat (only worth it if you're grilling a lot, but that's buckets of money), plus extras like buns, sauces, dips, snacks etc. Sorry I just don't have that kind of money to throw around, the economy is shit and my pay is low.
>>84827342You're just trolling, I'm not indulging you any further. I never mentioned the nationality of the owner as an issue.
What is the best way to smoke your own meat?
>>84827361Surgically remove your lowest ribs (11 and 12)
Now then farty bum, I'm in trouble again aren't I
Is it gay to suck your own sausage? I wish I could tbqh.
>>84827401Just as gay as wanking yourself off innit so depends on your views on that
>>84827401I regularly dream about being able to do it and I'm straight.
Sean's thumb sized knob
>>84827392A fellow Fartic Spunkeys enjoyer
>>84827416I would say it's gayer to have a cock in your mouth than in your hand.If you gave a handy to a bloke I'd say you were pretty gay, if you blew a bloke I'd say you were very gay.
>>84827448Have you ever done any of those things?
Cook your steaks on the high end of medium low
>>84827452I've done 1 of the 4 things listed in your post. Can't say which because I'm not doxxing myself.
>>84827475>in your postThis was my first post today
>>84827452I've wanked myself off yeahI would only ever put a feminine penis in my mouth and the opportunity has never presented itself
He gone. It sad. End of an era.
>>84827490I think we can all agree that female cocks are they best ones to suck off
>>84827487Ignore me lad brain is fucked from the triple dose of Lemsip this morning, can't typefor shite at the min
>>84827496He's just on a 30 day, he'll be back x
>>84827508Why are you on the Lemsip, lad?
>>84827521Got a sore foot
post meal deal suggestions
>>84827549Stop eating ultra-processed food
>>84827549Korean style chickendragon roll vegetable samosa 300ml Naked Smoothie
>>84827520Did I miss anthing? Someone had a meltdown?
>>84827549Co-op. Chicken & Bacon Ceasar Wrap, Satay Chicken Skewers, Lucozade.
>>84827585He probably doxxed himself to create drama
>>84827496Where's Sean in the image?
Hm? Meal deal?Not for me thanks, I've had a bit of a home bbq todayDone myself a burger, two sausages and a bit of chickenWhy yes, that is a Denby plate. I do like to support local industry where I can
You ever seen inmate style footage of predominantly black schools in America, lads? Holy fucking shit. Actually fucking insane, CONSTANT yelling, like everyone only communicates through yelling and nobody lets anyone else finish a sentence. Just walking down the corridors and every other person is lifting their head up going AYY YO BOOBIDOOP SKADOOBI BIPPITY BOP WOO TOO!! to someone fifty metres down the hall. Doesn't matter if they're on their phones typing something they pop their heads up and yell at someone then back to the phone. Classes don't happen, the teacher tries to teach over the yelling to the three kids who give a shit and the rest are juts lounging around in their pajamas throwing bags at each other and YELLING ALL THE FUCKING TIME.I feel so sorry for teachers who have to put up with that shit.
They caught the dickhead!https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15895123/Wealthy-banker-connections-royalty-arrested-hunt-notorious-Putney-Pusher.html
>>84827735What a fucking cunt, hope he gets sent to prison.
>>84827717Pride comes before the fall. Never brag about stuff like this
>>84827667He gone. It sad.
The only question that immigration should be weighed against is "does this benefit Britain and British people?".All ideas of 'fairness' or 'justice' or 'kindness' need to be utterly disregarded and the cold hard facts of benefit vs detriment need to be evaluated. We need to ruthlessly disfavour immigration from poor countries and be extremely calculating for any immigration that we do choose to let happen. No criminal history, must have full original documents, fluent in English, no chain migration, must have job secured prior to visa, must have funds available to support them prior to first paycheck, must pass literacy tests, full international vetting and no history of being on any watch list ever, even down to the level of how attractive they are and how competently they can hold a conversation and all of that is just off the top of my head. The more restrictive the better.On top of that it must be more expensive to hire from abroad than domestically and companies doing so must also take insurance out against their candidate. Actually make companies justify going abroad where literally no other option is available AND the position is essential AND it would bring demonstrably benefit to the country to allow it. Make them put their money where their mouth is rather than just relying on an endless stream of semi-legal, semi-literate, semi-conscious bodies to suppress wages.
>>84827777He not gone as long as we remember him x
I SAID IT'S A DENBY PLATE
>>84827937Denby was a great company operating just fine for 217 years until the government decided 'you know what we have a little too much industry in our country, lets implement a series of policies to make our industrial energy prices the highest in the entire world' and just like that overnight their business became unprofitable and they closed down.Wow, fucking thanks guys, great job!
Back homes now x
>NOOOOOOOOOO I'M A LONELY VIRGIN OMG MY LIFE IS OVER NOOOOO I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN>*this exists*:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU1I1Ikklmg
>>84827792why cant you get a job
>>84828021A company pays me to stay home and shitpost while occasionally answering some emails. The real question is why don't you have a job big man?
>>84827254They won't take my 4chan or I'll go outside and females will fear me.
>>84828035answering emails isnt a real job
>>84828053Well a company is willing to pay me a salary to do it, it's not my fault if their own assessment of the value I generate them as an employee falls in favour of keeping me on board. But I ask again, why don't you have a job big man?
>>84828053then why am I getting paaaaaiiiiiiiiid
>>84828055>>84828059they've cloned the larpers
>He'll criticise others for not having a 'real job' (even though they are full-time legally employed and get a salary and are thus not on benefits), but won't say if he has a job.Curious. Big man. Big. Man.
I bet none of these women have ever had an actual job.
>>84828084That's because they are not real virgin.
>That's because they are not real virgin.ESL momentTry again turkmong
>>84828093I'm British and you should know AI slop is getting good.
>>84828120>they're AI modelsnope, cry harder virgin they're real women and they never have and never will work real jobs
>>84828127you could deadlift a motorbike with thighs like that
They willingly went to a grown man's flat. I think girls really should have common sense by 14. Hard to feel sympathy. Just keeps happening. Yes, it was a non-white rapist as is the case 99% of the time.https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/girls-14-plied-vodka-raped-34123920
Me? Waiting for a facial from Deanos x
>>84828162>They willingly went to a grown man's flat. I think girls really should have common sense by 14. Hard to feel sympathyalright shippy?
morning everyone another chill day.>>84827592cor i remember your piccy. do you remember for a while they did satay skewers with BBQ sauce? mad, that.(also get them chicken poppers they're nice cold OR out the air fryer.)
>>84828170Not him but these girls must be low iq to fall for grooming. What a sad existence.
>>84828162>>84828192as if you didn't want vodka when you were 14.it's like giving a kid a suitcase of sweets. they'll eat them.the rape is something else that the bloke did.
>>84828192>Not himsean?weird how we have 2 far right lads here and there both peados
>>84828084I would have sex with any of those women
>>84828215correlation not causation.i am part of the ctrl-left and i am not a paedo.
just hope this Amazon man is nice and not too exasperated from the heat and he brings my parcel upstairs.out of Slimfast, and i can't just go round grilling chicken breasts all the time, can i?
>>84826635A lot of the British public unironically welcome it because "muh kids, mun NHS". They're completely gone.
honestly just learn Tor etc. the 'old internet' is still around, or could be, users just hopped over to Discord and giant mono-forums and all them.they can't/won't scan every website, IRC, etc in existence. but even if they could, you could circumvent it pretty easily.big ups to #truth on Rizon saying conspiracy stuff every ten seconds. you lads have me convinced if someone posts the same message on Twitter, the police immediately come round.
>>84828202Must say, I would not have walked into a strange person's flat for vodka when I was 14. Or at any age.
>>84828334how did you get vodka?
It's weird how scumbags universalise their own experience. I was browsing under some news story about kids who nicked a car, crashed, and maybe died(I don't remember or care), and it was a battle between people who were like "I'm glad the little cunts didn't hurt anyone else", and people who were like "HOW DARE YOU BE SO COLD. YOU NEVER DID NUFFINK STUPID WHEN U WOZ A KID?".No. Most people never stole a car, you fucking spack.
>>84828371I never felt that great a need for it. Maybe had some on the sly a few times, and thought it was gross. How miserable was your life at 14 that you were self-medicating with booze?
>>84828398probably pretty miserable tbqh. the others would just buzzed, i wouldn't stop.but i switched to weed for a bit then went 'straight edge' at 15 (lol).obvs that meant going to some bloke's house to buy weed. proper horrible stuff too, back then, was like tar.
sat with my tray on my knees hunched over so my plate was close to my mouth, i STILL flung rice + peas everywhere with my shaky scaredman hands.mobility that, innit. as in 'mobility component of Personal Independence Payment'.
