>>84824647
>I went to this restaurant and the greeter was this big black guy. I guess I was nervous so I said
>>How much for one?
"Sorry I was making a racist joke, but I understand now it was not funny :( "

autistic people are just so cooky

>age 12
>an actual sperg
>and also always the tiniest in my year since always
>move to secondary school
>yep still the smallest, great
>get an assistant because spergism
>she is pretty handy
>takes my books out, sometimes even writes for me
>come lunch time she doesn't fuck off, she follows me EVERYWHERE
>outwalk her at fast pace
>she always finds me
>can't socialise normally with autism already nevermind an adult babysitting me everywhere but whatever
>one day a crowd of girls walk by and make a fuss of how "cute" I am
>pretty sure its because i'm a midget, not that they "like" me
>one of these girls start following me around. Now I have 2 devoted followers
>shes kinda cute
>Talks to my assistant. Tries to talk to me all the time but I ignore because I don't want to talk to girls infront of assistant and she's just there because she sees me as a baby
>weeks later still ignore
>one day chatting with annoying assistant at lunch time in quiet closed off hall/room
>other girl finds us somehow
>she jumps in on conversation
>tries to talk to me with her usual big smile on her face
>accidently express my annoyance with her on my face
>smile gone, replaced with a sad, hurt look
>gets up, walks to the door and leaves
>looks back before she leaves
>she just looks really fucking sad, no anger, almost teary eyed
>didn't follow me again
Idk why but I think she actually might had liked me. I was such an idiot but I had very low self esteem

>>84826837
Same year
>get given an "autism pass" card
>its like one of those flip ID things
>I am told that if I am having difficulties i can flip the ol autism card out
>its break time. Decide to go on computer and look at pictures of ducks
>because I like ducks
(yeah i know but It's because I liked wildfowling and I was researching different species)
>a guy in an older year sits beside me
>"whatcha lookin at buddy?"
>"ducks"
>"really?!"
>"yes"
>"why?"
>"because I like ducks..."
>"oh... ok... right..."
>he looked pretty puzzled
>looking for the perfect duck to print out to stick on my bedroom wall
>I am interrupted by the bitch that runs the IT room
>"anon its time to get off now"
>i tell her ok
>"well?"
>tell her im getting off in a minute
>"you have 10 seconds!" does a countdown
>I NEED to finish what I was doing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>she goes to turn the computer off and I pull my autism pass looking like a retard infront of everyone
>"yes yes i know you have autism what ever but you don't get to use that as an excuse!"
>she turns it off at the wall
>i sperg out
>get in trouble
>in principles office
>parents get called in
>shes all high and mighty about how I was being a little shit to my parents and principle
>parents ask her to read the card I pulled out for her
>"I DON'T NEED TO READ IT I KNOW WHAT IT IS"
>she eventually reads it reluctantly
>she reads out where it says "for example, do not turn off the computer without giving them a few minutes warning in advance" or something along those lines
>her face goes beetroot red
>she ends up apologizing to me lmao

>>84826886
Ok i've another one

>be around 22 at the time
>in pub with father and brother playing pool
>kinda drunk, but only just a small bit
>meet an old friend of my father
>"you must be [REDACTED]'s son!"
>he shakes my hand
>he goes off to talk to someone else
>I continue playing pool with my brother
>walk past the same guy a few minutes later after the game that I lost
>he's talking to someone else but looking at me
>reaches out his hand to shake mine
>grab his hand and shake
>he nods at me
>he does it again
>i do it again
>he does it another time
>again, I shake his hand to be polite
>and again
>and agian
>and again
>dude's looking at me like im a fucking retard or something
>sort of like he's about to tell me to fuck away off
>realise he was speaking with his hands, not reaching out to shake my hand
>kindly fuck away off and leave him be

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>>8482692
Ok last one

>be autism personify
>go to the shop
>find everything I need and head for the till
>long line
>look at cashiers
>a disgusting old hag that I do not want my food touched by
>a normal looking average fella
>an 8/10 qt
>watching the queue is like Russian roulette
>hag calls me over
>walk away pretending I forgot something
>back in queue
>I can see hags is going to be finished first again so walk away before I get called over
>I get some puzzled looks
>round 3
>4
>everyone is laughing
>finally get qt cashier
>as I walk by old hag she looks displeased and insulted
>normalnigger is trying not to piss himself
>qt cashier is smiling also holding back laughter and seems a bit flattered because she now thinks all that was for her
>walking out passed the queue that is also laughing
>how do they even know? was the entire shop watching? was I that obvious?
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>>84826837
>>84826886
>>84826929
>>84826995
i hope you get lots of updoots on reddit for this

>>84827014
Fuck off, plebbit nigger leech. Make your own greentexts

>>84827044
i was talking to the "plebbit nigger" shit for brains