How to commit suicide without suffering?
Why wouldn't you want to suffer? You're going to be dead and won't remember shortly anyway, you won't exist anymore and will never feel anything again. If anything it's a waste to not make it painful, that's the last thing you ever get. Drown in sand, take a dive into molten aluminum, jump off a super tall building while on a chair and then jump off of the chair at the last moment to avoid fall damage.
>>84826828ummmmmhmmmmmmmmuuuuuuhhhhcan i get a 2L coke plz? :333
>>84826828We are in hell. If this weren't hell and we had true free will we could simply go to the store pick up a pill and end it immediately when we got tired of life.
>>84827102Sorry sir, I couldn't understand you. Will you please repeat your order?
>>84827348Just sell your organs or something, they'll put you out quick and you can get your family some money. It's honestly wild how selfish these suicidal retards are, they don't even want their families or friends to get a payday. Like just get life insurance and die in some crazy accident at least, become a professional wingsuit stunter. Do the most insane reckless things until you die, don't be a little bitch.
>>84827367>Suicidal >RetardI've never seen a downie want to kill themselves.How do I sell my organs. I'd be glad to help my family on my way out.
>>84826828Just jump lol
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>>84827375Retard is rarely used to describe downies anymore, mostly brownies. No idea on how to sell your organs reliably but if you get caught you can just kill yourself. Maybe privately contact listings in your area asking for organ donors and cut a deal.
>>84826828Let me know if you find out op
>>84827367have you considered that not everybody has living family you retarded fucking troglodyte
>>84826828Pentobarbital
>>84827405>Option 1Adopt a child as family then immediately kill yourself, bada bing bada boom little bitch boy. You can't even come to that conclusion on your own? You really should just die after all.>Option 2Make a friend somewhere, really hit it off, next day tear out your heart and hand it to them along with a cooler to preserve it. Now that's a good friend. You've been heartless your whole life, now it's time to walk the walk.
