Literal bestiality.>Sales insights from Odyssey, a fantasy-friendly sex toy site, have revealed that it's Lycan Knotted Werewolf Dildo is one of the most popular fantasy sex toys across the UK.>While it's the biggest seller in Liverpool and the capital, it also features in the top three fantasy sex toy purchases in multiple British cities.>It's the second most popular in Glasgow, Edinburgh and Nottingham, and the third most popular toy in Leeds, Birmingham and Bristol.https://metro.co.uk/2026/04/17/unsuspecting-uk-cities-howling-pleasure-werewolf-dildos-28011026/amp/Reminder that EVERY fem"bot" posting here has fantasized about taking the "knot" and a good proportion probably have. They then shout "EWW" when they catch us reading a book or something "nerdy". We're the ones who should be disgusted, we should be going "ew" "ick" "ugh" all the time.
>>84827624This is my default reaction after remembering a females nature.
>>84827624Why should I care about cold silicone
>>84827624How often do you secretly jerk off to gay pirn?
>>84827624Who gives a literal fuck. It's not a real dog.
>>84827624who knows what a "werewolf" would even looks likeand how is that any different from other regular toys
>>84827631women let chad use her for sex, they even let their dogs, meanwhile Eugene who has actually fallen in love with her and is treating her with respect, doing everything rights, being forward yet not too pushy et cetera.. gets strung along for 3 months then ghosted
>>84827674A woman actually did this to me and has sent me into a suicidal spiral for years on end and now I'm a full blown addict. Women are actually fucking disgusting creatures.Not exactly that situation.But I'm definitely the Eugene sperg if you catch my drift.She dangled love in front of my face only to throw it away.
>>84827624Bong hoes were riding these while Lil Henry bled to death.
>>84827624idk i find it hot and im a dude
>>84827624It's not a new thing....
>>84827624So sad that men are inferior to dogs. Why don't they have knots?
>>84827674Why is a dumb whore blaming Ontario catholic sex ed for her being retarded? When I was a kid I read books about all sorts of stuff. If I didn't know something I would read about it and then I knew a little bit more than I previously knew. This whore shamelessly whining about never bothering to learn about how her filthy slut hole works is like trying to blame charmin for having a poopy butt.
>>84827914because school like that do not teach sex ed beyond telling kids sex before marriage is bad and because of that kids do not know what to expect from puberty >a kid I read books aboutteaching kids is the whole point of schools
>>84827674this is edited tweet lmao
The vast majority of women dont buy fantasy-themed sex toys, retard. Youre already selecting for degens and filtering out normal women when looking at this sample
>>84827624I'm willing to bet that male furfags are taking up al least a good one-third of the demand for this.
>>84828007are you a "normal woman"?
>>84827936>teaching kids is the whole point of schoolsHow cute. Do you still believe in the tooth fairy too?
>>84827782And no flare, either :(
>>84828007Normal women have had sex with multiple people and get abortions. If you're trying to make women not seem horrible you should probably avoid drawing attention to normal women.
God I fucking hate incels
They are obsessed with the knot.
Sigh, drool. I love knots.
>>84827631My honest opinions on foid nature
>>84828118>>84828157>>84827624Wait until you find out about LIFEcasts
>>84828333Yeah not into lifecasts. I want to fuck WEREWOLVES not dogs.
>>84828268what's this mean? (original)
As a furfag, I'm with the foids on this one.
To be or knot to be?
>>84828333wait a second that's a lot of money, can I 3d pring dog knots dildos and make a living?
>>84827624>NottinghamWho writes this shit?!
>>84828118wait is that all the same woman?
>>84828118There's only a question of time before they start making werewolf flicks again with all these femgooners
>>84828482It's means you need to pump those numbers up
>>84828268What are some ways to devalue women even more and achieve total misogyny?
>>84827624>Knottingham
>>84827624>Doesn't separate purchases from gays and womenA lot of homo furrys are buying these toys
>>84829331their bodies want to get pregnant so desperately yet nothing works
>>84829356but not by notchad humans
>>84827624these scare me, i've never owned sex toys and never really got the point. unless pillows count when i was a teenager lel. 99% of the pleasure comes from the clit so just touching that with your fingers is better than every cope dildo that could exist .
>>84830284i would tie you up and lick your clit for hours while you squirm haha lol
>>84830419no thanks i'm not into trannies haha loll
>>84827624It's mostly gay furries using these retard. The companies are run by cabals of zoophile homosexual men
>>84828118These all look like the same person
>>84827624Nah lad these are fucking lush. Get your knob into a proper horse fanny toy and you'll see what's what
>>84827624dont buy your daughter a med-large dog, anons. she will fuck it
>>84830849I refuse to be a guy that's fucks plastic, I don't want "plastic fucker" to be an accurate description of me
>>84830882>Takes more issue with it being plastic than horse fannyAnon I...
>>84830882It's silicon
>>84830849This is extremely interesting. Is this something you can buy? Or better yet, did you craft this? I want to know everything. Not exactly into beastiality, but a perfect woman would obviously have a tight meaty butthole. When I build my silicone wife she will have an extremely hairy virgin pussy and hymen. It will be my Venus, almost at object of worship, she will be the exact opposite of women in every way, she will be good and loving. I will keep her a virgin and object of adoration. Something to talk to, snuggle to sleep, hold, dress up, paint her nails. I will of course cum in her a lot but I will use her anus for that, she will always stay a virgin for me. I don't even care how much it costs or if I have to design and build my own biosimulant printer that makes hydroxyapatite in trebucular matrices and autocad a custom skeleton for optimal comfiness in cuddling/posing/cooming. Develop silicone foams and gels of varying density to properly simulate the weight, heft, and feel of muscle, fat, and viscera. The skin will be the hardest part but materials science should be at the point it can be made, even if it requires maintenance like massaging lotion and oil to maintain a soft feel. I want her to have long ginger hair.I think she'd need a core essence that is the seat of her soul, that way I can begin infusing love and adoration, but if I have to pussy of theseus her she will still be the same even if incremental upgrades mean everything single part has been changed over time. I want her to have veins, warmth, a pulse. Her hair needs to be realistic, even if it means paying a paki in UK or Ireland to shaving attack a real ginger and sell genuine waist length ginger fur, but surely there's some kind of bioidentical fiber printing method to create realistic head hair, pussy fur, armpit fur, and eyebrows.I bet with a little work it could even be made to simulate breastfeeding. Milk is too complicated to replicate so I'd just use milk and add lactose.
>>84827782Because the snot-like consistancy does not select for those other adaptations.
>>84830902Silicon and silicone are fundamentarry completely different things.
>>84827624THe weird thing is girls boasting about it on social
I wish I had a fembot that used big toys and would mock for not being able to compare
