Can I get an 18 year old girlfriend as a 5'10, 36 year old, average looking guy who works at the Home Depot help desk?
can you? yes, are you going to? probably not
>>84840113Why do you want one? What common interests would you have?
>>84840127>What common interests would you have?Making babiesWhy do hags act like teenage girls and 30+ yo men are aliens to each other?
>>84840113No because she's making a billion dollars a year selling pics of her holes online from simps
>>84840113No lmao give up.
>>84840192As a 33yo man I have very little in common with girls this age and in fact do feel like a fucking alien to them and want to blow my fucking brains out listening to them for more than 10mins. I have a niece this age, believe me I deal with girls in this age range a lot.
>>84840210Imagine the smell, christ...I bet that thing hasn't been aired out for years with cum crust fungus that can't be cleaned out by the immune system
>>84840127Probably significantly more than my average 36 year old counterpart woman. Im extremely online but not in any of the ways millennial women are.
>>84840216I dont care about anything else really. I only want to have a lot of sexual options with cute young girls. Its so depressing that I cant see my path to ever being in that position
>>84840363All men want the same 14-25 year old women, there are only so many. Ofc they don't want you if they can get a hot guy, a rich guy, or a guy with status or even all combined. Women over 30 are genetic trash the same as you are so accept it.
>>84840224That's every woman because they stop maturing mentally at 16An 18 yo wife can have babies much more safely than a hag can because the risk of complications starts increasing drastically at 30
>>84840113>>84840210Tfw no mousey ex-fat eceleb goonette gf
if you plan to be a cuck and pay for everything for her, take her everywhere and treat her like some princess when we know she's a butter face loser
>>84840508You mean just a whore
>>84840378There are roughly the same of American men who are are non-obese 18-40, at least 5'10, and make at least 30k a year as there are 18-22 year old non obese women who are at least 4'9.
>>84840508She got fat again unfortunately
>>84840113I hope you remain single until you guys learn to properly color match shit. A machine does most of the work, how hard can it be? I'm sick of wasting money on paint that's off by a shade fuck you fuck youfuckyoufuckyou
>work in retail>can't fuck 18 year old girlsMaybe work at a restaurant, the girls are pretty stupid and want to fuck there, not many lookers in Home Depot
>>84840863Really?? Proofs?
>>84840508>>84840863For the love of all that is holy, somebody post fat pics of her either before or now. I need to see this delicious little mousy girl THICKENED
>>84841638this is her 3 years ago btw
>>84841813This girl totally creeps me out the way she talks in a totally fake voice
>>84840113You might be able to but she'd probably be fucked in the head OP so the only thing you'd get out of it long term is the psychological satisfaction of having fucked her a bunch
>>84840224Wow it's just like the older ones except the shit they talk about is somewhat different
>>84840210In a sane world, this would be some nerdy engineer's beautiful wife. Grim.>>84841881Probably has BPD
>>84841813never mind, she looks much better skinny
>>84842683Yeah every girl does retard
>>84840113You can get any woman you want anon, without limits. Just be stronger and faster than her
>>84841813eww imagine the smell. i heard she pees in her pajamas. nasty hoe.
>>84840224you don't need things in common. literally go experience life together like normal people; you don't need to consume the same content like some retard
>>84841813there's no way it's the same person just look at the chin and eye color >>84840113
>>84840210What the-?Is this real or 'AI'? I never looked her up in this way because I didn't assume she would dabble in the erotic business
>>84844224This dude literally got mindbroken hahahahahayes she's a whore man. All women who post on the internet are whores.
>>84840113If you maxed charisma, yes.
>>84844594Charisma comes from having a nice face, being tall, or having a big thick cock btw
>>84841046Young girls working their job notoriously love when their non-chad old coworkers try to make sexual advances them
>>84840127What exactly is this >ummm but you won't have anything in common???thing that people who get triggered by age gaps say?Why is there any less probability that I would have common interests with someone younger, older, or my own age?Without getting into >women are superficial anywayoverlapping interests aren't exclusive to age unless you are purely a product of your generation. To me that more shows that individual's limited worldview.>b-but she likes different music than you!!And? I rarely meet women who have the same musical tastes as I do and that's fine, I think a relationship should be more than the shared goyslop we like to consume.
>>84845637You obviously know its just instinctually gross to people and they reverse engineer reasons for why they feel that disgust response
>>84841813not sure if its the same girl but a chick on 'gonewildaudios' looked like her lol, used to make audios about pissing herself and stuff but her male-rape audios were good also the audios on her patreon were fire i might re-subscribe for another hit. she really knows how to make you feel raped by her voice. i never liked the age gap stuff she did though. she looked weird pretending to be a teenage girl at what im assuming is liek 27
>>84840113My friend who i stopped being friends witha few years ago when he started gay dating a Mexican is a 27 year old manlet who is drugged out and works at Walmart. He has a 18yo gf because he's small young cute looking. You need to have a sort of young look that young women will still look before they know how old. The catch to looking like a pretty young boy as you get older is that people will think you're a pedophile for being out in public with no gf wife or kids.
>>84840113I am 39 and dating a 24yo. Honestly, I wouldnt even want an 18yo because in my country those still go to school. I hate school and want nothing to do with it. Age gap critics are gay though
