I wish I had a boyfriend I could go biking in the mountains with
you're a fat brown bitch and you're going to die alonekys
>>84845538Im not fat or brown lol
>>84845531I've never seen a mountain, what do they look like?
>>84845531You can easily have that this weekend, if you just lowered your superficial standards. That's why I have a hard time taking you seriously.
>>84845531i want a gf to hike with give me your discord
>>84845531I wish I had a girlfriend to go out to trails with and explore the city but sadly that's never going to happen
>>84845553My standards arent superficial though. I just want them to be white and not fat.
Why are you a femcel? Are you ugly? Fat? Brown? You have a penis?
>>84845605Racial preferences are superficial.
>>84845618She wants an above average white guy, most of whom are taken or mentally ill
>>84845632>above average white He just needs to not be fat or extremely short (5'3)>mentally illI can fix him tho
Need a cowboy to save me
>>84845750You can ride me. Lmao
>>84845531>biking in the mountains withand I wish I had a girlfriend or a girl friend like thatBut it'll never happened because I'm ugly and short
Just go on /soc/, retard OP, and arrange a hiking date with somoneone nearby. There, "problem" solved.
>>84845791>arrange a hiking dateWhat if he kills me
>>84845624Someone who needs to type this and counter signal definitely knows it isn't true. Sorry.
>>84845788Not because you are ugly but because you are short. I'm sorry.
>>84845798Then start with coffee dates in public to vet him and meet his family. After that it's unlikely he's a psycho.
>>84845806haha well even if I weren't short I'd be over, just slightly less so
I'd take you up on that but I live in NZ. Actually I wouldn't as I'm not outdoorsy. Seems like a waste given my proximity to some great sights
>>84845842Anon, I can say that, as a fembot, the female gaze is not the same as the male gaze. You can be ugly and still be hot if you are masculine and fit. You just cant be short or bald.
>>84845675Just date one then. Theres plenty of single white guys who are 6ft or above just ask on this board
>>84845866>I'm not outdoorsyWhy not tho?
>>84845531i look like that and i do that.but how will you improve my life with your presence?
>>84845798>What if he kills meThen all your problems are solved
>>84845907Making you a free cake in the afternoon and helping you evade your taxes.
>>84845917>evade your taxesI can do that on my own>cakeNo thanks, I have GORP
>>84845917>helping you evade your taxes.wife material
>>84845881yeah yeah yeahh, whatever
>>84845675Then fix me. I'd to have a new interest to yoink me out of gloom, Hiking mountains seems fun.
>>84845891I'm lazy and it isn't shit to me idk what to tell ya cuh
>>84846020>I'm lazyFatass
>>84846039ay fuck you man how you know that
>>84845764Lmfao you have a fiancee
>>84846131How do you know tho? Nt original
>>84845531>Posts picture of a Chad Femoids are so predictable I swear to Thor
>>84846280You cant even see his face
I wish I had that too. But to be honest this activity will also be on my mind, as long as no one is around. I like imagining we are the last on earth.
>>84845531Who are these other two on the photo?
>>84845891Not that anon.I don't like dirty and smelly.I absolutely hate in the end of the day to get into sleeping bag coveted in dirt, sweat and smelling like a goat. Only next day to get into boots and pants cracked in mud.In the end of the hard day I want to soak in bathtub and slip under clean sheets.I am one day outdoorsy.
>>84845531>I wish I had a boyfriend I could go biking in the mountains withwhy don't you go to outdoors and soc to find your white outdoors bf? robots don't go outside and are majority non-white
>"I wish chad would commit" thread #9387
>>84845531femcels aren't realyou only want Chad
>femcelDisingenous thread. Reported for violating US law and hidden.
>>84847149>goes outdoors>can only find trees and deer
>>84845798When I was younger, I'd invite women to spend a weekend at my cabin in the mountains, hiking and biking.They were always hesitant. So I'd tell them that if they're nervous, they're welcome to bring a gun. Didn't work. Seemed to make things worse.Oh well. Mustn't have been real outdoorswomen.
>>84847255You are so fucking dumb lol.Of course they are afraid of "serial killer in the woods" scenario. How can't you see that?That's very high level of trust to go outdoor with foid.To get there you need1. If alone bunch of conventional dates to disband suspicion first.2. Big group hike.
>>84845531i have taken my bf exploring forests with me but he always looks tired, annoyed, pissed off, i chose wrong. he likes trails which there aren't many of here but hates simply walking in a forest (and walking uphill at all, apparently) and exploring forests, which i love since i was 5 y/o.
>>84847353You can't screen out rapists and murderers by going on coffee dates.
>>84847196i meant the board>>>/out/
>>84847255I would love to go out with you but on a walk in nature instead. I think spending the night together in a cabin as a first date is indeed too much.
