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>wake up
>try to poop
>can't poop
>get in shower
>feel urge to poop
>get out of shower
>try to poop
>can't poop
I guess I'll try again tomorrow
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Anonymous
 No.84847778
 No.84847778
>>84847063
dude start drinking lots of water, being constipated sucks, i passed out once from the pain of being unable to poop and then my body eventually pushed out the giant dry shit, i even had to lube my asshole, just drink a ton of water.
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Anonymous
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 No.84847791
>>84847063
Water and fiber, anon. Water and fiber. Maybe drink a glass of black coffee, while you're at it.
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Anonymous
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 No.84847799
Sometimes when I get the urge to poop but cant poop it's actually the first signs of a kidney stones painful journey down my ureter :)
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Anonymous
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 No.84849123
>>84847063
>can't poop
Try taking Metamucil
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Anonymous
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 No.84850113
Every single morning about halfway through my first cup of coffee I have the urge to shit and I do so
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