dead homies editionPreviously: >>84817821
I am NOT mentally well and I'm starting to believe that getting worse is a thing
>hitting your crush with one of these
I got kicked off /lgbt/ for making a thread that was not about trannies apparently
>Yelling at my e-bf because I had huge expectations and of course he is just a useless NEET
>>84848407I don't get what you weren't surprised about
>>84848625It was completely on topic?
>>84848637no I mean what you wrote in your post, what's this Marlon Brando stuff?
>>84848688I ma not allowed to have a pic unrelated?
Yeah this backyard is a complete mess, like always I have waited until a small problem turned big and now its getting hot and humid out. Not suited to fat neets. I wonder how long until I get a violation notice from the city, I do every year.
>>84848714so what were the signs about?
THE SIGNS???? ARE THE ALIENS COMING?????
my tummy wummy hurts
Update from last thread: I am drinking booze but not watching Always Sunny
Today I'm going to be doing a very delicate operation on my lettuce plant. The stem is wayyy too thin and it wanted to fall over so I'm going to try and put a little dirt mound around it to stabilize it a bit more
>Tfw no submissive bottom bf who also cooks food
if you don't have a drivers licence please leave these threads.
>>84849071Don't kick out all the bottoms, the place is already dead enough.
>>84849087they're not "bottoms" they're lazy entitled pieces of shits
>>84849111or just euros and other such people who don't need cars as much as murricans.
european bottom x american top
>>84849128if you have a job you have to have a car
>>84849153mutts don't have foreskin so they have to bottom
>>84849166only in America, in Europe with public transit or walkable/bikable cities this is less of an issue.
>>84849153Why do they look like they're melting
>>84849153sounds like a movie name, cute
being a passenger princess is pretty nice, being a NEET too, if you have money. Had anything nice for dinner anons?
>2>3>4I need a yellow bf STAT
>>84849249I had fried chicken
>>84849263tasty! Sauce or no sauce?
>>84849260hotspots for bottoms to go or places with the most bottoms?
>>84849275it comes with 4 sauces you can pick fromi picked sweet hoi, american bbq, frank's red hot and garlic and cheese
>>84849283idk tb h, grindr didn't make that one clearMy point still stands with >tfw no Bottom Viet bf
I am having frozen pizza again but at least it isn't fast food. Normally I pig out on fast food after doing yard work.
>>84849387I feel like you need a Good Will Hunting-esque moment with a caring bf who tells you "it's not your fault. It's ok to indulge"
Story needs a caring but structured bf, the one that loves him so much he wants him to be healthier and well kept. Do such relationships exist with gays?
>>848492605 too have you seen what most finns look like
>>84849431No but I'd be open to that as well
>>84849453my point is every entry on that list except 1 is yellow
>>84849519Oh right I like /int/ memes
>>84843522I got this dream last night and it's all your fault
I had a crush on my high school gym teacher, that man was a marathon runner. His leg muscles were huge. I doubt he was gay and he was probably homophobic as fuck outside work but I wanted that man plapping my bottom ass so bad.
Friend who done gay shit to me and ranted about not loving me apologized to me, recently. Other friend also apologized to me for calling me subhuman.I just want a hug.
>>84849657>friendsbut why did that jerk call you subhuman?
>>84849657Are you gonna subject us to that story about a prison gay at best with a girlfriend doing something more-than-friendly to you?
>>84849674don't be an ass to anon
>>84849665He got mad that I didn't get a new gym membership after the last gym I got a membership for shit down and I prioritize studying for my need job. Also I spent a shit ton of money in car repairs so money is a bit tight.
>>84849260>>84849453>>84849519>>84849554Stealthed BBC posts
>>84849674Nah, mun
>>84849691subhuman for a gym membership? I hope those were some damn good apologies...why do you hang around with these guys? It's because you're lonely or do you care about each other a little?
I really want to play a super robot wars game but there's so many of them that I don't know which one to go for, I prefer just emulating games so it would be an older one I want to start with the first but as far as I know they don't bleed into each other. I'll figure it out one day probably not but maybe
>>84849695?WMAM is many times more popular than BMAM thoughbeit
>>84849695how can BBC be stealthy when they're BIG
God I wish a stealthy black gentleman would approach me in public setting and put his sneaky giant black dong or bulge in my hands to massage it
>>84849762>>84849783Meow the whore of helsinki sucking on FAT THROBBING UNWASHED HAIRY DRENCHED SWEATY MUSKY FRAGRANT FERAL BLACK NIGGER COCK is so prominent that he's causing a global "bottom hot spot" in finland and they are struggling to supply and import enough BIG BLACK COCK to satiate his appetite. This also explains meow's struggle with weight loss when he's been non stop guzzling RANCID POZZED NIGGER CUM daily and all the liquid protein is giving him severe weight gain. No wonder meow simp is so dedicated and patiently white knighting and defending meow when he has to supply this much BIG BLACK COCK to meow to keep him well fed.>>84849805Alright meow we get it you love licking your hands clean after handling a HOT SWEATY DRENCHED MUSKY BIG BLACK COCK but you don't need to go bragging about it to everyone all the time.I hate BLACK MEN and I hate people that fetishize BIG BLACK COCK it's disgusting but you people just won't let it go it's like you're being knotted by a GIANT FAT NIGGER COCK and it's locked and stuffed tight in your ass and your ass muscles are just locked around it not letting it go. Why do all bottoms have to be whores? why do all bottoms have to worship BLACK MEN and brag about wanting BIG BLACK COCK??? you people as a whole are disgusting and it's not just some vocal minority it's literally all of you I've yet to see 1 bottom that doesn't want to fuck BLACK men or has already taken a BBC. Where are my fellow whites that find BLACK people visually repulsive and would never touch one irl??
>>84849949cool, hope you deserved death is soon, long, excruciating, gruesome, sudden and terrible
>>84849805i got a little hard reading this 1is it over 4 me
>>84849716>I hope those were some damn good apologiesWell with gym bro it was a basic apology. Not really going to talk with him for a while.>why do you hang around with these guys? It's because you're lonely or do you care about each other a little?Both. Never really had a lot of friends back in school.Like things were fine throughout the years and after high school graduation. We had/have similar interests, liked doing stuff together, and had each other's backs sometimes. They even tried giving me advice on health and making new friends(and money but they are both broke ass mofos and I pay for stuff 2/3ths of the time). Like yeah they were dickish to me but that's how guys are, right? They been acting a bit bi polar lately. The two are at each other's throats more oven over stupider shit and I'm a punching bag. Friend with the gf at least picked me up from the mechanic shop and said he wants to be a better friend after all things I done for him and his family.
soo dad's cancer is back, the surgery and chemo didn't work. they're transitioning to palliative care. the doctor said he probably has a few months to a year. i'm not sure if i should go ahead with my long-standing plans to move next month and leave him some privacy or defer the move for another year and stay to continue helping around the house. they said they discussed it and they don't want me to feel like i have to cancel, but i DO have an off-ramp already set up if i needed to stay as well since i was sort of expecting something like this.
>>84850023I'm sorry anon. I know what losing a parent is like. At you have time to process and final goodbyes. I never got that with mom.
>>84850009no, you're okaypost it a little hard over 4
If you actually liked your father growing up stay with him, if not do whatever you feel. Seems kinda cold but it ultimately boils down to that without all the sugar coating
>>84849965>Erm actually you deserve a painful death for not wanting a bottom that's been used as disposable cum rag by a BLACK ghetto hood niggerBottoms will wish death on you for not finding BLACK men sexually attractive it's unbelievable the amount of nigger worship that is going on with gay bottoms it is unavoidable
>>84850023>>84850036breaks my heart a little to hear stories like this, one day I will face all of this too, every year closer loved ones die. Don't have much to say about this without making it about me, hope you find solace nonnies, I truly believe the love that was felt for you is still there protecting you. Also for >>84850023 anon, if your father loved you and you feel good enough to be around him, I'd say postpone. You can always travel to that place later
i'm not reading that, you're hidden. kill yourself
>>84850086it really is insane man
>>84850023I can't really give any good advice. Does you father feel alright or wants to you move?If you feel like your father needs your care I would say stay. IDK.
>>84850086You can find black men unattractive but you don't have to be a racist ass about it. That's why the bottoms dislike you, because you are racist and use slurs.
I only want a husband with a huge penis because mine is tiny and actually looks like it could be micro, I have a fetish for things I've never had but what is common among many men and it's obvious something I've been torturing myself over the years and a reason behind my extreme shyness and one of the reasons when I'll consider. Sorry loser.
>>84850009>>84850043STOP WORSHIPPING NIGGERS.. Do you have any idea how many bottoms I've talked to and asked them if they'd ever slept with a BLACK man???? Every single one I talk to I ask the same question and the response is always the same it's either "yes I have" or "not yet but I'd be open to it" How fucking hard is it to find 1 bottom that doesn't FELLATE AND WORSHIP NIGGERS at every opportunity huh???? BLACK people are disgusting they look ugly with thick BLACK pubic hair on top of their heads giant fat ugly NIGGER noses that suck up all the air in the room and giant disgusting FAT UGLY MENTHOL ENCRUSTED NIGGER LIPS their cocks literally look like giant logs of shit yet you retards fetishize them and sleep with them at every opportunity. Oh but then when it's a white guy he has to be 6'4" have a 8 inch dick and a perfect hairline or else you faggots ghost him within the first 2 minutes of messaging. YOU PEOPLE ARE SUBHUMAN BOTTOMS ARE SCUM>>84850129Every bottom I've talked to I've been open about my racism and my homophobia and my transphobia and every one of them has been fine with it and actually enjoyed talking to me it's only been when they see or hear about my physical stats do they reject me because all bottoms are chad only whores. But you can keep coping with your nigger loving delusions
>Every bottom I've talked toNever happened.>every one of them has been fine with itThey weren't on basis of not being real people>actually enjoyed talking to meX>t's only been when they see or hear about my physical statsIt has never progressed this far>do they reject meThis seems quite realisticMy verdict: you're a sad dysfunctional incompetent schizophrenic devil and no one likes you in real life because you're traumatized beyond human measure. You're also a weirdo and a creep
>Erm actually everyone you've talked to doesn't count and you're evil and weird for not liking BIG BLACK COCK like I doIf this was irl I'd be able to smell the MUSK of a RANCID HAIRY VEINY UNWASHED BBC coming off your breath and BLACK pubic hairs would be flying and falling from your mouth as you speak but since this is only text I can only tell that you're a seething BLACKED sissy from the way you're delusionally ignorant and defensive of gay bottoms getting BLACKED
Meow mind broke cuckbot THIS bad?
>>84850197>FELLATE AND WORSHIP *******why did i keep reading this
Meow simp loves BBC THIS bad?
my glow down is genuinely insane
there is no such thing as a coincidence, the fact that you're reading this post means you are energetically aligned with me and this message, your thoughts create your reality, but you already knew that, yet you still live a life that you dread
>>84850851i read a lot of stuff bud you ain't know me
>prison gaygay is gay you faggot. your qualifiers are unique to you nobody else does this.
This is dire I need my tomato plant to grow like six more inches and then I'll be able to actually have it fully secure without having to tie it up to the stake because it's not able to support itself right now it wants to bend over and do things. But I'm also scared that the strings are going to cut into it. My lettuce plant is also not looking very good but at least the catnip is doing wonderful
might be cool if my penis grew like six more inches tbqh
might be cool if my penis shrunk like six more inches tbqh
might be cool if my penis grew like six more exponents tbqh
might be cool if my penis was prehensile tbqh
i want a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend
>tfw summer thunderstorms I hope the basement doesn't flood but I know it will. here we go again.
>tfw no bf who looked like a gf i had in february of last year
Not going spoil the ending but this show was amazing. It's rare that I actually tune in the day of each episodes release to watch seasonal stuff but I was there every single time I feel. I almost want to rewatch it already because I think I found a new comfort show even with the painful parts it was still amazing and here's hoping for a second season!
>>84848120Pluto with his huge wang vigourously plapping Minnie mouse, while Walt Disney shags Maryln Monroe.
It's been a really bad night for me. Got rejected and am on the verge of downloading grindr. I don't really wanna do this but I have a feeling I'll do some stupid shit if I don't get some love soon.
>>84852225no KH4 spoilers please
>>84852245sorry about your rejection anon, were you friends? I would not look for love on Grindr, anon, it's mostly guys looking for a hook up, that might hurt you if they end up being cold
>>84849071you forgot to say also if you don't have a job, a lot of money, live alone, have a boyfriend or even a girlfriend, aren't mentally ill and love going out and having casual sex, so true queen (kill yourself)
>>84851813Watching this ending was like bidding a final farewell to a close friend with whom you barely spent any time with, who has gone to live on another continent forever, probably with a family to take care of. I was attached to this show but I didn't know I was that attached, it was too short I wanted to talk and see more about it. You know how Nakamura felt like when Hirose was going on the boat in ep 6? That, but without Nakamura stepping up to stop him
>>84850153You have extreme small dick energy
>>84850871prison gays should be exiled like migrant hoards :/
Would any boy here like to be my autistic boy pet/slave?
>>84852474no i have a drivers license and a job
>>84850871Ok? And you're talking to "me" so if you don't like it fuck off and continue being retarded reverse enlightened moron that you always have been
>>84852484Fair enough then, I guess im looking for younger(18) boys who dont have that independence yet
>>84852225Least unhinged furfag lol
>>84852491This man is a pedophile and a control freak?
>>84852383yea we were friends. got friendzoned. I ended up masturbating and feel better now.
>>84852498Im really not thay anon, I actually do mean it when I specify 18, the last autistic boy I talked to was an 18 year old twink from Washington, I still kind of miss him
>>84852509kek happy that gave you some relief anon. I applaud your courage, I gave up on trying to share my feelings
>>84852491>>84852520I think you can have some luck with 20 something too, NEETs, shy college students and all that
>>84852520Yes you are pedofreak and this thread is not a dating app for you to advertise in
>>84852530I'm hungry now. What should I make?
somebody here should remove the stick up their ass and replace it with a dick instead
>tfw no independent man with a driver's license and a car bf
>>84852534Hmm a college boy would be niceguess ill start hanging around Unis for cute twinks now
>>84852566don't act like a creep anon...
>>84852563if he's that independent, that means he can dispose of you whenever he pleases because you're not independent enough or unworthy
>>84852553what do you have at home?
>>84852583Yeah but that's not gonna happen cause he loves me, duh! Not to mention his independence will rub off on me.
>>84852559that's just replacing one stick with another
>>84852566ARE YOU A CUTE TWINK TO?
>>84852591Erm don't tell that to insecure faggots with no self esteem unable to comprehend what love is
>>84847958Cuckbot wanted to have sex with this? How can anyone be ok with prolapsed gaped asses like this?
>>84852572Sorry babe>>84852634Lol Ive received some compliments on my looks and i have a twinky body so yeah I suppose soHbu you are you a twink anon
>>84849450Cuckbot wants his bull to show of his flag now?>>84852153Heavily implying cuckholdry here aret you cuckbot?
>>84852486shut up and kiss me already idiot
>>84852140They doxxed cuckbot from 2066?
>>84852740>>84852699>>84852661sorry sweetie hes just not that into you
>>84852691HOW CUTE DO YOU LOOK DESCRIBE YOURSELF YES I AM A TWINK
>>84852747>cuckbot is only into black men we know?
>>84852691>twinky bodyoh so you're going to go unnoticed on campuses. You can be a creep only if you're fat and ugly
cuckbot isn't even that ugly, why does he act like that? He can find a bf just fine
>>84852847>why does a bad faith troll baits for his entertainment and attention So that faggots like you will try to comfort him and then he repeats his bait and then you comfort him again and suck his dick metaphorically speaking. God you're pathetic.
the stick is deep down in the ass and really pointy
what is anon talking about? who is he responding to? is this a hue getting broom fucked reference? we may never know
I like Twinks (the snack)
>>84852452I know what you mean. It's like a flash in a pan it's big it's intense but over quickly, except here it sucks because knowing the author hasn't come back yet because of the backlash, we may never see again but if that's the case the way they ended it felt satisfying. The boat example is really good though. What's interesting is I heard that Japan had the final episode air in theaters, so surprised I didn't get spoiled at all, and it wasn't the typical only fujoshi crowd turning up for it. I'm hoping that just seeing how vast the reach her work has in terms of an audience makes her work on more, even if it's just coming on board as the main writer of a season 2. And if not that that the success of this inspires more mangaka to make fluffy stuff that feels like it isn't made solely for women. But I'm going to miss this show a lot I wonder if next season's Perfect Addiction show will be able to hold a candle to it, but it already looks like it's smutty. Also sorry I think i yapped a bit too much
it has been so longnow everything feels wrongI'd give you flowers but I can't my absent future boyfriend
>>84852847>HAHAHAHAHAH WE'RE SO FUCKIN FUNNY AREN'T WE!? LET'S PRETEND THAT THIS GUY IS GOOD LOOKING AND GAS LIGHT HIM AFTER WE JUST COLLECTIVELY REJECTED HIM OVER 20 TIMES BACK TO BACK PURELY BECAUSE OF HIS LOOKS HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS????Why is it that it's a prerequisite to be a lying disingenuous whore in order to be a gay bottom You just have to be a compulsive manipulative liar if you want to be a gay bottom apparently for some reason
Behold the ass that cuckbot yearned for
>Behold the BBC that meow simp yearned for
>Behold the ass that chudbot yearned for
>>84854011Why did you save that *pukes*
>>84849071I'm going for one right now. I am 27
you hear a whistling overheadare you alive or are you dead?it's only thursday
>>84853305>we may never see again but if that's the case the way they ended it felt satisfyingnot much for me. I felt very sad watching the final moments, not in a bad way, but it was more of a bitter feeling than a sweet one. Since a sequel is higly unlikely, I'd loved to see Nakamura saying to Hirose he loves him and the show leaving things from there. Him looking at Hirose from afar saddened me for some reason, maybe because that's what happens usually>What's interesting is I heard that Japan had the final episode air in theaters, so surprised I didn't get spoiled at all, and it wasn't the typical only fujoshi crowd turning up for it. I'm hoping that just seeing how vast the reach her work has in terms of an audience makes her work on moreI read that too. Warmed my heart, there's a lot of love for this story it feels it could be a modern gay version of "Ranma" popularity wise>inspires more mangaka to make fluffy stuff that feels like it isn't made solely for womenhopefully, but I realized I am specifically attached to these characters, I'd like new characters like them, but what I want is more of them.I will get over it, but it's a special kind of mourning, I can't stop thinking about the ending song playing and getting sad about it. I waited for this anime for years>Also sorry I think i yapped a bit too muchsorry if I wasn't quick to answer to you anon. No worries, thank you for chiming in and sharing your feelings about the show with me, it helped
Is it weird to be a bi khhv at 29?
>>84854790I wish this worked
>>84854800the crazy thing about debt is that it's not real. people think that getting a credit card or a loan from the bank or whatever is like a debit card payment from one account to another, but loans are actually completely made up. the money doesn't come FROM anywhere, it's made up. that's literally how it works. the amount of loans that they can give out is based on the amount of cash on hand (required reserve ratio) but the loans themselves are not coming -from- anywhere, it's an IOU. it's purely hypothetical. in a macroscopic scale the federal government is adding and removing money from the economy in various places, and this is one of the ways they open the faucet and 'add' money. it's literally just adding zeroes to a bank account.
>>84854644Weirdly Thursday used to be my least favorite day of the week but now it's the most comfy day for me. Fuck Tuesday and Wednesday.
Excuse my dreamblogging but I had a really nice dream last night. I was sitting outside in a tranquil green area having tea and food with a bunch of friends. There was a waterfall and a spring next to us. At one point I looked at the sky and felt a dazzling sensation and saw a ring of yellow flowers. That sight felt like it restored part of something that was rotten inside of me. I wish more dreams could be like that.
I should go out and do more yard work but nah, feeling too lazy. Oh and I went out for lunch like a bad neet.
>>84854011Imagine being a virgin and still wrecking your ass with toys. It's like the worst of both worlds: celibate life, busted hole
>>84855183toys don't wreck an asshole, not unless you're using huge bad dragon ones.
>>84855218Bad dragon toys look so hot. Too bad I can't use them because I live with parents as a grown ass man with a job.
>>84855218>toys don't wreck an assholeYes they do. Do you think there's a difference between raping your ass with a plastic penis or a real one? It's penetration regardless, the dilation and friction are what wrecks assholes. He's definitely using penis sized toys, not just a little plug
>have straight friend for 5 years >friendship becomes absolute peak bromance>It slowly becomes more homoerotic each day>dirty jokes, groping, fake kissing, soft and tender caressing, long deep hugs, cuddling, pecks on the cheek, a little touch here and there>he starts sending me nudes just to tease me >After years of building up sex tension he finally lets me suck his dick The gods are smiling at me finally
Anyone notice the faggots on this site yap more than most women?
>>84855298No, not really. If a foid makes a thread about how she's lonely, it gets 250 replies and she's not even responding.
>>84855298straight boys be yapping too
tops don't wreck an asshole, not unless you're fucking huge bad dragon ones.
>>84855330>t. faggot with wrecked asshole from using toys Just look at the damage, dude. It's right there >>84854011First sphincter status: gone. Ass gaping. No dragon dildos needed.
I didn't wanna run today but for some reasons right now I really feel like it despite still feeling the lunch and ice cream in my tummy. Oh well idk what else I'd do cause I don't feel like doing anything so might as well run a bit.
I'd rather not look at meows blow out hole, hue
I went out to sit in the sun for 10 minutes and my nose is dripping like a faucet and my throat is scratchy. I hate allergies
>>84855366Viva o sus
>>84855383sun allergy exists?
The weather is actually staying nice this year. I don't recall june being this well not humid. By now its normally a sauna out.
>>84855366My asshole is way uglier but I will not post it
>>84855402Pollen. Even indoors or on concrete it affects me severely.
>>84848407It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying nigger on there.
I wish jonah would get banned for not fuckin a nigger I hate jonah
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I am not a twink on there
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I am not Chad on there
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I am not a top on there
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I am bisexual on there
the urge to crashout
>>84856161We are the most oppressed by far
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I am not a femboy on there
can we all agree that masculinity sucks and that feminine men are peak esthetics?
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I have a 8 feet small penis on there
I got banned from white house for saying trump is controlled by the jews
My nightmare scenario is being at a festival or concert and being in a sea of people. No idea how people can handle that shit.
>mfw he mentions feet
>>84856252nah, maybe if you're a repressed straggot
>>84856252Body like that should not have a pp that masculine...
>>84856252nah if you have daddy issues
what if, like, you're gay but you have mommy issues? What happens?
>>84856419I have mommy issues and am gay. Been plagued by a plethora of different mental illnesses my whole life.
>>84856791>am gay>plagued by a plethora of different mental illnesses my whole lifechecks out
>>84856799None of them really involve being gay desu, it almost all stems from not having good parental figures.
>>84855347You do realize that if the spinchter was gone you'd see it gaping, right? Retard
well, is that all sweetie?
stupid doctor is making me do blood work AND a urine test is included but i can't just pee on command and they don't let you take it home so basically i'm screwed!
Why don't you have a clean freak bf yet /r9gay/?
I need a fellow boyfailure bf to wallow in filth with.
https://youtu.be/gQhCFLw1p80Your honor I know he did a hoax to spread racial animosity but he is cute and that should be a mitigating circumstance
Damn just when I think your guys' standards couldn't get any lower
what no dick does to a nigga
nigga you have a dick just look down
>>84858678https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaXnlU1Weg4
>>84858479this thread fr
moaning asmr
need always sleeping bf
i must feel a mans warmth (mental, telepathic, auric)all i do is grieve small but irreversible losses
>>84859006sending positive psychosomatic frequencies to your resonance please stand by
i'm doing more of a smoulder than a real hot hell these days
finally showered for the week, the fat neet is clean now.
>>84859370you lost your glowrip
>>84859546I really stank though, like I could smell myself. Do you know how bad that is when my nose blind self can smell my own BO?
>>84855734>Got banned for saying nigger on there.my first time on /lgbt/ over a decade ago had a almost post limit thread at the top where it was everyone's bad experience with black guys and how nasty they are
>>84848120guys my oneitis literally looks like sebastian
dick noob.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gfApiA2SIU
who's your streamer crush
I only watch female streamers xissy
I'm not watching a guy/girl talking for more than 20 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDxh0EKWYI
>>84860743Shinji's only and true love
Vagueposting whores find ways to talk behind your back online while you're present in the room. Truly gay men are so bitchy and queeny no wonder everyone finds them disgusting.
I don't like Family guy. Characters are ugly inside and out and the humor is so repetitive and mean
>>84860876i wish they ended up together
men suck. Women rule. boo men boo. Yay woman yay.
>>84860914we all did anon. Mari chan made sense narratively wise, but them showing Kaworu flirting with Rei was too much
you suck, I rule. boo you boo. Yay me yay. Now suck my dick bratty bitch
>they have a crush on a JJK characterIck.
>>84860899what did this vagueposting faggot mean by this
>>84857816this is probably one of the most boring guys in all of Paris
Tops suck. Bottoms rule. boo tops boo. Yay bottoms yay.
I notice that a lot of left/woke normalfag e girl women are secretly quite homophobic. Like they'll do the typical "I support feminism and gay rights and trans rights blah blah blah" spiel but when gay characters actually appear in media they talk about or watch they purposely avoid even acknowledging they exist. An example would be with Arcane. A lot of these NPC women will gush over Jinx/Ekko and Caitlyn/Vi but will never mention Jayce/Viktor despite it being the biggest ship. It's like they're secretly disgusted by gay men. They will do the same with popular anime. They'll gush over the all the popular anime of the season like JJK and Witch Hat but I've never heard any of them talk about Nakamura or Summer Hikaru died.
>>84859826>>84859837Cuckbot desperately trying to locate this ocean
>>84860974>I've never heard any of them talk about Nakamura or Summer Hikaru diedthis has to be bait when 3/4 of these communities are made of women and gay men are a minority
>>84860958Hot people get to be boring
>>84857816I like how he didn't fully shave but only made his beard look worse lmao
>>84860990>hot people are mostly boring Ftfy
>>84860988Logical fallacy. It's like "all people who are into x are women but not all women are into x" (except not all the people into those fandoms are women)
Red flag: he is l*ft wing
>>84860995most people in those fandoms are still women, maybe you didn't include autistic girls/fujos among the normalfag girls category, and that would make sense, but most autistic women are fujos do still lean woke/left
>>84860997well, duhh??? What other color would the communist flag be? Right wingers have so many colors instead, like the pride flag, kinda fruity
Ok my point still stands that these e girl normalfag women aren't as gay accepting as they try to appear idk why you post redundant shit just to be adversarial
anyways vanilla pizza is tasty
>>84860997I wouldn't mind left wingers half as much if they weren't demented weirdos who constantly rope every person they can into demented pointless hours long arguments for no reason, even each other
>>84859812Cuckbots latest fantasy is weird
A left-wingers favorite pass time is arguing for hours about nothing, they live to be upset. They will never ever just say to someone "yes you are correct in that opinion". They would fucking spontaneously combust if they ever did.
I love republican men, they're the only real kind of men, everyone else is just a female in denial
>>84861032You just say that because of your internalized homophobia and externalized racism, check yo self fooYou better apologize to all minorities right now >:(
>>84861038men suck. Women rule. this is why I'll only date left wingers teehee
>>84861044you are a minority yourself
>>84861058Yet you're not apologizing to me, curious
Like a moth on love's bright lightI will get burned each and every nightI'm dying toThe sun will shineThe bottom lineI follow you
>tfw no bf with a heart of gold and dick of steel
>>84860271Say whaaat, cuckbot?
>tfw no bf who'd step on me with his bare feet
>tfw no bf who mows the grass and pays for gass
>>84860213Cuckbot having tummy issues?>>84858881Cuckbot defending his bvlls race
>tfw no republican bf to beat the gay shit out of me with his republicock
>tfw no american bf to measure me with his feet
>tfw no german bf that feeds me bratwurst
Would you settle for a girlfriend
>>84860883Cuckbot just had to mention then didn't he?>>84860723Isn't cuckbot a proud homosexual?>>84860779Cuckbot hoping you will say yes to his question
>>84861232Yes I would if she had a penis and was born as a man and isn't trans
Would you settle for an indian
Never trust a man who doesn't like cats
Never trust catty men dough
>catty mencattlemen??
I like cats, but I am scared they might hurt me. Am I trustworthy?
>>84861250so a pooner in denial about his at birth identity :o
>>84861384Yes you're just a little baby that needs protection
Baby did poopies wa wa
>>84857816Because I am infact a clean freak.>>84859999It's truly hell on earth there. Nothing but troon slop. LGB without the TQ is needed.>>84860901simpsons has always been better.. earlier seasons anyway.
So how are you xissies celebrating Juneteenth and Harriet Tubman?
>>84861992I'm not. Why would I
Wasn't speaking to you incel
>>84861992I have never heard of this person before, what do americans do to celebrate?
>>84862053great let me just fucking kill myself anon. thanks a lot. crying now. gootbye
I don't think there's an online word I hate more than "problematic"
give me my Nakamura kun back you moronic prudes! I need more
>>84862090Find their nearest black person and grovel on their hands and knees for forgiveness
>>84862178seems fun, do they cuddle after?
>>84862214Only if the bvll allows it
this evil man! who hated juice! What was his name again Larry?
>tfw no r9g bf
>tfw no fit bf
>tfw no k bf
>tfw no b bf
>tfw no pol bf
>tfw no bnat bf
>tfw no /c/ bf
>tfw no u boyf
>tfw no s bf
everyone is having sex with their bf. Do not disturb
What are the EU r9gay bois up to on this Friday afternoon?
>>84859097wewoowoowoohello anonymous posterwe are delighted to inform you that we have received and processed your signalordinarily we would ask if you would like to receive a reciprocal transmission, but our equipment is currently nonfunctional and requires extensive repairshowever, I can put an IOU memo into the system for when we are back online
>>84863214Just listening to music, it's been a while since I did.
>>84863214Marveling at my digimon merch that arrived today
buff twinks
cock twinks
>butt twinksbut...twinks?
twinks with big hands
twinks with small hands but big dicks
twinks with medium sized feet
twunks/normal men
>>84863328What are you listening to anon?>>84863342Cool. I liked Digimon as a kid but never kept up with it. I recently played through the game that came out last year and enjoyed it a lot though
Idk how to explain it best but I don't want to date, I want a gay husband. I want someone who will live with me and love me and help me and protect me but it's hard to even imagine why would my gay hubband would even want to do with an ugly stupid dumb retarded mentally ill and unsexy thing like me
>tfw no unsexy bf to have sex with
I want someone to fall asleep with every nightthe less verbal communication the better
I'm anxietycoded so I can't date schizo manic bpd whores
>>84863656hey there. You can't get it less sexy than me, I'm literally a neckbeard but I smell nice
>>84863543Just went trough everything at mostly random. here's the last song I listened to:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q9qOSMR7y8
eh, I gave up on everything. I will always be gay and I will always like men and want to take care of some of them, but I'm never going to get any of that back and I'm too alien
I'm a schizo manic bpd whore so I can't date other schizo manic bpd whores
I'm going to the gun range for the first time in months. Can't wait to send some lead down range. Need a bf to protect with my guns.
>>84863214Lamenting the size of my tiny white pecker and the fact that I will never have sex. I just recently saw 2 gay bottoms thirst trapping and I was hit with the brutal reminder that I will never get experience anything like that since gay bottoms don't view me as human since I'm under 6ft tall and my dick isn't 8 inches long.
need bf who spanks me if I don't get out of bed
Is it really bpd if I know I'll never have a bf due to my personal insecurities and upbringing and because I have a mirror and will blame myself knowing he deservess better or is it just me being too depressed?
I'm fucking evil I think some guys are into that
>>84848120>tfw spent my 18th year being depressed and suicidal instead of finding a bf>now repeat for my 19th year
But I don't want someone evil, I'm already very fragile, I want a friendly boy
>>84864048nobody loves you. Nobody will ever love you, you are unlovable. Now despair and get lost in my kingdom of darkness for eternity as I feed on your sadness
friendly boys do not exist in adult world, those are called manchildren. Find yourself a man that works and knows how to adult kiddo, he'll love you just the same unless you're a lazy bum
>>84856252peak top body
be honest r9gayers would you still love me if i was just pretending to be gay this entire time
>>84861776How much despair does this fill you gaycels with?
I just said that I want someone that will love me and care for me and be nice and lovely because I'm not like that and tend to fall into despair quickly and of a very mentally unhealty and insecure ilk. Sorry for triggering your bitch fit ma'am.
>>84864200my gf looks a lot better than that
>>84864203what about a bf that's like you so you can find the strenght to lift each other up together?
>>84863837>im taller than 6ft>my dick is not even close to 8 inchesit still balances outright?
>>84864287that's cuckbot, he keeps blaming his supposed 8 inch penis as being too short as the reason he keeps getting rejected by bottoms.
8 feet penis...
movie going anon: was scare movie 5 any good?
>>84864287That's chudbot, he keeps complaining because 20+ different bottoms have rejected him across all the dating sites purely because of his looks so now he hates bottoms.
>hate bottomshe's got a point
>>84864287I don't know. My cock is only 17cm in length and 15cm in girth and bottoms regularly make fun of it when I show them pictures and they tell me that it's too small and ugly for them then they block me and ghost me because of it and bottoms keep telling me about their ex's who are bigger then me for some reason every bottom I've talked to has said their ex was 7 inches or even 8 inches and they're always bigger then me and there's just no way I can compete and after getting rejected over 20 times because of my looks what's even the point in trying anymore it's obvious I'll never be good enough I can't make myself 6ft tall or make my penis grow 2 inches longer
HarveyNobody knows what I seeNobody knows I am waiting
I wanna go back to 2013. What year would you go back to,
>>8486490420142015 is when my life trajectory changed and I could have done something about it
>>84864904Whenever I was too young to know or care about sex and relationships
>>84864915I'd say mine was around the last years of the 2010s however 2013 was one of those year I could've planned ahead and think about things more, but I was young and not fully developed to understand some concepts. I think the world started to switch heavily around 2013, with some inventive I could've made something out of it
>>84864958I'd never go back to be a child again, never. A teenager sure, way way better than an adult, but a child hasn't access to so many great things about life. Honestly teenager years up to very early 20s is peak human experience, and I was no way near to a popular or even lucky teenager, I just know the potential in those years was huge
>>84864996My teenage years were the worst period of my life. I've never felt more suicidal than I did at 19
>>84864958you sure? I love feeling horny over men, I wish I wasn't a dumb closeted kid back then so I could have started flapping to the hot guys I saw in the locker rooms myself instead of randos on the internet
>>84865017I also felt suicidal during my teenage years, not always but it happened, but that was also on me and my parents not doing something to fix my issues and depression. If I became a normal weird teenager, possibilities would've been endless for good memories and a good life. Now I'm way less suicidal, still happens btw, but I have literally nothing to look forward to and I hate adulthood and normiehood, always have
>>84865038A part of me hates sex and horniness and the hierarchy of society that forms around it. Being a kid and not being aware of these things removes so much pain and suffering from life. People wouldn't feel anywhere near as much pain, loneliness and envy if they weren't aware of sex and horniness.
>>84865078>and the hierarchy of society that forms around itme too, I suffer the consequences of it, so may as well enjoy the small pleasures of it too you know?>People wouldn't feel anywhere near as much pain, loneliness and envy if they weren't aware of sex and horninessit's not much that we feel those things but how we're conditioned to feel them and how we let those dictate our love and life and judgement of other people, especially in this era. Feeling horny about someone you love and care for and them feeling horny back is a wonderful feeling, as a teen you can feel horny about a not attractive kid too because there's something endearing about him
I wish I was teenager in those years, or even later. I was born a little too soon
sorry, these years
>>84864445well scary movie 5 was shit, but scawy movie 6 was better and people liked it, it was a bit too meta actually scary movie 5 is what my penis is, probably it's actually scary movie 4, or 3, and this is scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQEaQIpc8vEEven ugly foids get to have tall blond perfect bfs. How is it fair? Do all women just casually get Chads like this hitting them up?
>>84865349i can't tell if he's a chad, he's good looking but i grew out of this type of men, i'm literally too old for teen/twinks
>>84865523>grew out of this type of menTrue I knew a few guys like this as a teen doing the lol randumb juvenile act but I found that type of attitude off-putting. A guy like that is never going to fuck you good
>>84865544i don't think we'd really fuck even if he has a white niggerpenis but he may grow into a very good looking stable man
>>84865349it's not like women have access to 80% of the world's men :I we must make do with what we have
>>84864245You know what I've had a drink or two and you were completely right, I'm unloveable. Fuck you.
>>84865833I'm owed a bf that looks like this
>>84866042he's got that velociraptor posture down pat. slay xister
was going to meet with a hot older asian guy who looks like Mishima and then he said his family is home and im going to have to sneak upstairs
american homos are truly revolting
finna boutta blow my brains out
>>84866114blow my tiny boyfriendless weenie
>tfw local pizza place gave me a 5$ off coupon.Its like they want me fat and broke. I can't resist that.
>>84866087And? You went right?
>>84866135no bye maybe if i was already drunk but it's a shame i spent a while getting ready trying to look pretty
stupid gaybot fumbles ultra rare masculine asian
>>84866156post trying to look pretty?
Should knock on his door and openly tell his family you're here to see him while acting as campy as possible. Out that fucker.
>>84866350At least fuck him first and then do it
we're sending gay guys and pizza to your house
>>84866350also give him herpes
>>84866430I'm not mentally preraped on how to handle this situation
the idea of getting pranked on grindr and someone just sending you to a residential family home is terrifying
>>84866430pepperoni please, and I don't drink beer so bring your own if you want
>>84866502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rkAjnFB1g4
I thought ultimate joke gay pizza would be extra sausage?
Ordering a pizza boy with an extra thick sausage, additional cheese I'll dig myself and the sauce us two will make after probably half an hour
i done had a lovely meal at in n out!!! :D
She done already done had herses!
Why can't I have a perfect big dick femboy bf? I'm only a loser with nothing to my name.
>>84866669be your own big dick femboy bf
>>84866709But I'm ugly, not fem, and have a small pp.
>>84866722the otheer choice is even worse you really can't be a chooser
I want to be a normal boy and be available for a normal boyfriend
Would you a gay daughter or thot son
>I want to be a normal boy and be available for a normal boyfriendBottom whore code for "I'm a fat ugly dysgenic bitch but I will only date and fuck chad and never settle for anyone else"
Uh oh stinky time to shower instead of sitting here thinking about doing it later especially given how eepy i am...then it's animu time
You know me too well cuckbot that never sleeps despite it being deep night in EU and not US
May i join you in the shower?
We interrupt this currently dead air to bring you this important news bulletin update. Bringing us this update is our correspondent (redacted) reporting live from his bed. What can you tell us about the ongoing situation?>According to the powers that be shower time is officially over and it is now in fact anime time. This is fantastic news but what caused this sudden shift of time from the powers that be? >I smell like roses and almond oil (apparently) that's probably why Thank you (redacted) we hope everyone had a wonderful shower time and an even better anime time. This is r9gay news signing out
wish bird was here bird be loving this shit here
I jump in the murder van
Today we had a rude customer throw a fit because she wanted something for free and I told her no. Normally I wouldn't have a problem, but I'm not going to humor someone who's being rude. I was just in the middle of refusing service and telling her to leave when my simpering coworker jumped in to placate her with the freebies she was demanding. I was pretty disgusted by that so I said the way he was acting was pathetic. Although I later apologized for the name-calling (not for telling the rude custy to get out of my store). I hope he at least learned something about how to stand up for himself.
love yaoi so much, if only real men were this cute, help i dont wanna deal with foids
Yaoi men...cute?
>>84865841what? what are you talking about here?
>>84867856inaccurate pic: Nakamura would faint of this happened
Accidentally drank a seltizer today while thirsty. I abstain from drinking alcohol so I feel kinda ashamed. >>84868805nakamura is a dom top
thinking of you still even if you've forgotten me
>>84868826Nakamura wants to be dom, but he fails, and that's what's charming about him. Strictly dominant guys are one dimensional
>>84868848it's been a few years, but i wouldn't forget
>>84868848>>84868915lore? Pls
>>84868922I was just vague posting like the rest of the thread am I doing this right?
I wish attractive guys were into me
>>84868977no sweaty, you were clumsy but that's ok
I don't hate the gay community but I do not trust it, a lot of fake niceness in it and then it's full of vapid and materialistic people who don't really believe in love, just lust.
>>84869062Is "love" what makes this 10/10 guy stay with this ugly goblina too >>84865349?
>>84869073I guess so? Maybe they're a couple just for views, idk, she's the famous one and she isn't that ugly eitherAnyway, if you love someone, looks stop mattering, it's someone deep in the soul
>>84869110>Maybe they're a couple just for viewsI think so too. They look like the attention seeking type
>>84869127can't tell, never seen them but the couple vlogging kind of stuff is still really popular among normies and I don't really get it, I hate it unles it's some very comfy extra-cpuple stuff. Girl has a hot body anyway, maybe dude is just into asians
>>84869139He could get with any hot asian he wanted. He literally flew across the world to be with this uggo. Makes zero sense unless it's a fake relationship they do for attention or he fucks around on the side and she doesn't care.
>>84869143dunno what to tell you, I don't think she's that ugly, maybe there's chemistry. I don't think you should be in love with someone purely based on if they looksmatch you or not, that's exactly the kind of mentality the gay community has tho. Straights seem to be more open
WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO SHIT LIKE THAT NIGGADEAD HOMIES NIGGAON 6O! NIGGATHAT'S MY BIG HOMIE NIGGA ON CRIPON 6O NIGGA THAT'S FAMILYTHAT'S MY BIG HOMIE I SWEAR TO GOD BROCRIP
>>84869165LOWER THE VOLUME OR I AM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU
>>84869155My brain will not function if I believe this 10/10 dude is literally with this ugly filippino purely for "love" or "chemistry". And yes she is fucking ugly, and noticably uglier than him. That dude could literally walk down a few streets or go on a dating app for 1 day and have hot people throwing themselves at him. It's some fake bullshit. They even do fake out break ups just to get more attention on themselves.
It would be like one of the 5/10 gaycels on here going on a dating app or Instagram and just having a 10/10 Chad wanting to fly across the world for them. It's literally Nigerian Prince levels of believing a bullshit event occuring if the relationship is real and monogamous. It breaks the laws of the universe.
>>84869173You're not my mom! >tfw no motherly bf I'm sorry for yelling I just related to the angry black man #feels
>>84869174you have to thank modern dating culture for thinking that way, not talking about this specific couple because I don't know anything about them nor do I care>That dude could literally walk down a few streets or go on a dating app for 1 day and have hot people throwing themselves at himmaybe that dude has an insufferable personality?
>>84869182I AM YOUR MOM, I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR, AND NOT THE FRIENDLY DOODLY DOO KIND. Gonna call the home owners association right now on you and on that story guy
>>84869185>maybe that dude has an insufferable personality?There are tons of attractive women who will put up with a bad personality for a hot guy. There are literally women who don't care if the hot guy spits on them or beats them so long as he stays with them. That's bullshit. They both come across as fake online attention seekers in a fake relationship for social media attention to me.
>>84869182well actually https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9coyY-SPIXUnow be a good boy
>you were just the one>i'm incredibly attractive and women throw themselves at me but your bloated uggo face and mid body and the way you said "hello" so nicely >i just knew i had to have you in particular even if it meant flying across the planet for youYea no the world doesn't work like this. How many fucking uggos here are going to have a 10/10 European bf throw themselves at them? If someone came in and claimed that happened anyone call bullshit.
>>84869210what if a really really hot guy wanted to fuck you?
>>84869229I would be suspicious. If it was online he messaged me through I would assume there's a 80% chance it's a catfish. If it were in real life I would assume he's playing some sort of prank
Because that's how reality works. People date and fuck within their realm and circle of attractiveness. A 10/10 guy doesn't fly across the planet for some 5/10 girl. He gets with the 8-10/10s within his vicinity.
Dreams are my reality, the only kind of real
Even right now I have a 7-8/10 guy who's viewed my profile. I know there's no way in hell this dude is going to message me just like the thousands before him who've looked at my profile and done the same. My range of attractiveness is below that. That's just reality.
these fools don't realize they're in charge of their own destiny
>>84869313The reason most of us are even here is because we're that type. Our reality isn't being in the 7-10/10 realm of attractiveness and having the good parts of society at our fingertips. We're the type who go online or delve into hobbies to distract from the pain and bitter feeling of not being in that version of reality. We have neuroses and anxieties tied to that. I don't understand why the modern world is so hellbent on denying that reality operates in that manner. I've even seen it happen to other people. Awkward ugly person in school gets a "glow up" in their 20s and suddenly they're a social butterfly being invited to events and such.>bro just manifest a 10/10 bf to fly across the planet for you, change destinyThis is not reality. When it happens to you please do inform us.
just watched ep 9 of tadc and cried a littlewhar are you nigguses up to?
>Awkward ugly person in school gets a "glow up" in their 20sthis hurted so much because I could've become a fuckable twink otter, but I got the hugest glow down in history while even the ugliest and most miserable people in my class look sexy and happy now, and they're all skinny too. What happened...?
>>84869345I'm slightly drunk and can't sleep. Help
>>84869321but have you taken the time to consider the trolley?
>>84869377If you mean The Trolley Problem can you explain how that even relates to what I'm talking about?
>>84869363maybe u have to puke first?
If I'd just drank yesterday I wouldn't even have thought about this depressing stuff. Not being able to drink to distract brain and trick it into happy reality fucking sucks
>>84869390You can't manifest a 10/10 bf because that isn't within the constrains of reality, it doesn't happen to anybody, you have to make your manifestations within the constraints of reality ergo, the track of the trolley problem, the people on the track can not alter the track merely influence what decisions are made.But I was mostly just bullshitting with non-sequitur because I'm bored.
>>84869404not to sound like a moron but drinking your problems away won't help your problems (alcoholic bfs aren't easy to deal with) nor it will make you feel better about them. Why don't you take your frustrations out in a healthier way? Or a less unhealthy one? Can't you go for a run?
>bartender I've had a rough day>pour me a cold stiff 3 mile jog
>>84869416excercise is quite helpful to reduce stress actually, not even a fitfag
>>84869321>Awkward ugly person in school gets a "glow up" in their 20sMy 20s are over very soon and it still hasn't happen, I think I'm actually experiencing a long going "dim down". The fuck? Help
>>84869409>go for run>still thinking negative thoughts>even worse because have to be around people in public>only enjoy the relief of getting back home>"you know what would be good now? a drink"Even before I ever touched alcohol I would have these thoughts and they would be even worse. At least alcohol provides a reprieve of joy. There's a reason drinking is so popular throughout history anon. It distracts us from the pain of our realities. From the things that are set in stone and that we cannot change.
>>84869426don't go running or walking when everybody's out, I hate that too. Early morning or late night if your area is safe enough>There's a reason drinking is so popular throughout history anon. It distracts us from the pain of our realities. From the things that are set in stone and that we cannot changeI'm not saying to not get distracted, quite the opposite. Aren't there other things that could distract you that do not poison your liver?
Also different people have different brain chemistry. Maybe some people can do the "yay life is great uwu so much joy in the world!" thing every day. Maybe some people don't give a fuck and just accept what they have with no emotional reaction. My brain chemistry doesn't operate like that. I feel pain and bitterness and the only reprieve I've found from it is distraction in consuming media or in drugs like alcohol.
If you can abstain for days at a time and its an occasional reprieve the stress relieved should outweigh the minor liver damage, keyword here being occasional.
>>84869439>"yay life is great uwu so much joy in the world!"definitely not my mindset, I think people suck, but there are the small things in life I can get some pleasure from>consuming mediathat's good
>>84869459I generally drink once a week. Friday is my go-to but I didn't drink yesterday because I wanted to take a break off it. It just sucks when you feel shit and know alcohol would instantly perk you up.
I'm soon to be an alcoholic too so I wonder if "occasional" means 3 times a week
I'm still like a child basically. I hate alcohol but I binge eat a lot of sugary and sweet things when I'm down. Alcoholic gays have better chances at a bf compared to me because you can be an alcoholic it's lowkey hot and makes you an adult but no gay forgives you for being fat or liking desserts
>>84869469Depends how much it is. Like just one or two drinks 3 times a week isn't that bad
>>84869488I am both sadly and no I don't hate fat gay guys or gay guys that like desserts but you are right about a fit muscular skinnier man having a photoshot themed about candyland and lying around sweets with choc and cream on his body being hotter than a fat guy doing the same
I've known heavy alcoholics who get leglessly drunk almost every day who are alive in their late 60s. My dad is like that. So is Jeremy Clarkson who apparently drinks 3-4 pints of wine a day.
>>84869533was your dad a good dad?
>>84869533is your dad hot or hung?
>>84869545Not really. He didn't invest in me at all. When he was drunk he would be all nice and cuddly and then he'd keep asking if I'll look after him when he's old. I haven't seen or spoken to him in a decade
>>84869553My answer to both of those is idk
Life would ahve probably been different had I been not mentally ill XOR ugly XOR had a boyfriend XOR wasn't depressed since young years XOR it wasnt over
>>84869526I think the same even if the candlyand photoshot idea is cringy and tryhard, no matter how hot the guy is, a chubby fat guy while less attractive is more fitting for it if he doesn't do anything gross or acts like he's a hot guy
>>84869605i didnt know what XOR meant, but i kneel to its power now...
>>84869627Kneel before me being all of those disgusting ugly things i've described and be my boyfriend
am I really gonna watch 1 hour of a drag queen ranking anime character designs? Yes, I am
Why did I get Indian food last night...
>>84869766want some belly rubs to feel better?
one chicken tikka masala combo and a coke zero please
>>84869774I would like belly rubs anon
I want a strong husband with developed physique and a belly and some fat on already big thighs
>>84869841This but with big tits and big ass to smush
>>84869849It was implied but thinking of it someone with more flat ass and chest is good too. Any husband would be nice at this moment.
today I will pretend everything is going to be okay (clueless)
I want to make some breakfast wraps. I really have no motivation to cook or buy good food and not whatever I have left in the fridge, I don't have anyone to cook for. No boyfriend no need to eat. Maybe I'll get skinny and sexy over time tho. I hate that I fell for the tfw no bf meme, I was more distant before and idk if people really get bad when they lack partners for long time.
>tfw no bf that wraps something smelly in his skin and prods that skinritto in my mouth and finishes by giving me a cottage cheese snack
>>84870006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSY1_-I3p28&pp=0gcJCUACo7VqN5tDSame energy
Help, I'm in a dire need of a non sexual tender boyfriend
yo girl, watching some movie right nehw
Ohh, too bad, I'm a highly sexual tender boyfriend
>posts beautiful cool 2D guy or hyper kawaii picturespawn of satan, literally evil incarnate and probably one of the most rotten people you can find here>posts awkward dumb picture and some uglycute cat or small being, mostly self deprecating stuff but not in a traumatic wayblessed funny empathetic angel that wants others to feel comfortable and laughs not at you but with you
powder that makes me say "real"
I am an incel now, but back then I was a bottom and can still take it like hamburger patties.
bottoms can incel
Thank you, I'm still a gaycel and my penis is virginal.
one less problem without yaI go one less problem without ya
I'm having tooth pain again, looks like another dentist trip on monday. At least I get to have a man's hands in mouth.
if you're a bottom and let urself go you never deserved to be a bottom... once you hit your mid 20s you should gracefully get an athletic model physique instead of getting fat and ugly.. accepting twink death is a cope you can't just be underweight and let it happen to you. fellow twinks start working out now start jogging and squatting
>>84871349I got into doing squats but it gave me knee joint pain so I had to stop
>>84871349i don't like exercising
cause you got your shit called out by this lil lady!
I'm schizophrenic and highly dangerous jk I take meds
>>84871358your knee pain will only get worse if you don't sort it out when you're young (by being active)
>>84871943I did other stretches for them and it went away. Now my upper leg joint is in pain. I'm so fucked
Just be glad it isn't hip pain, that's the worst and likely caused by my fat ass sitting all day.
>>84871791I miss Naka cutie so much....
I hate summer, i hate heat, I hate sweating, I hate stinking, I hate getting all sticky
>>84872921Same, genuinely couldn't breathe after my walk yesterday. Coming inside didn't help at all either. I wish AC was common
People on reddit are dumber than me but people here are meaner than meWhat do I do?I'll never find a boyfriend with the correct smart and not mean balance
>>84872943I'm not smart and very mean and I ask myself the same question. I actually don't and I'm pretty much not counting on finding a boyfriend ever. The numbers aren't adding up.
>>84872991try on >>>/pol/
>>84873057I'm not tinterested in politics and there aren't any gay guys willing to be someone's boyfriend
>>84873068but they're really dumb and really really mean there, you'll find someone just like you. Tell them you're gay, they love gays
>>84873123I don't believe you. I know they don't like lgbt people too.
>>84873068>>84873174you don't sound too mean, how are you mean?
do you think us gays will have a problem with false allegations too one day?
>>84873301I'm surprisingly content, undepressed and sated today. It's coming but much later when I get worse.
Time for ramen again had it for breakfast didn't have lunch now two packs for dinner surely this is healthy but I'm lazy and don't want to make something healthier
I drank boozu. Why being drunku feel goodu?
>>84873392what kind of mean are you? The crazy kind or the snarky kind, the unfeeling kind, the looking down on others kind?
I miss the world before globalism and phones exposed everyone to some competitive imaginary ladder ranking. When you'd visit your elderly neighbour and think "huh this is comfy. I want to watch Poirot reruns and do a little hobby when I'm old. Little walks. Just satiated with life". Life feels so hostile and competitive now. There's no room for comfort or enjoyment.
>>84873416I don't know how to respond to this question because I may be all of the above depending on my mood and situation. I think a good description is "we go lower, but if there's not much need for it we don't go lower and hold ourselves together. if we're getting assmad we're getting personal and sensitive". But I don't usually argue with people in real life, and on the internet it's not really a thing because it can't compare. I don't want to fight and go lower, I want a boyfriend to love and go lover.>>84873405And I want a ramen too, can you run me a kimchi ramen with beef and greens? Thank you
I think when I went to uni/college was when it hit me that I had no place or standing in life. Everyone else hooking up, female flat mates with tall blond chads and male flatmates with petite girls. I'm not a person with value like these people are. I'm as valuable as the dust lining the shelf or the dirt on the pavement. That feeling hasn't gone away even 10 years later.
>>84873554I wasn't even living on campus and I knew it. Everyone was just so much smarter than me and actually well rounded human beings while I was... me.
Also I watched the Michael Jackson movie yesterday and it kind of resonated with me. The idea of his father representing the cruelty and harshness of the world that he was always trying to escape. His music and talent could only thrive when he felt that childlike pureness in his music. Adult wordly desires like sex and manipulation, the endless climb, those things would corrupt him and his music if let in. Adult desires let in pain, cruelty and sourness. His music thrived because he made a stand against such things.
>>84873554If you are as valueable as dust it must be diamond hard pressed dust that it expensive and specially made for high powered small and medium drills . I get that, I felt of of place in collegeuni too but the shift and focus wasn't sexual I just felt useless and wrong and was making amends with my god quite literally
>>84873610and yet they badmouthed him and accused him of such horrible things. My relatives believed it, I never did growing up, but man isn't this world for the faint of heart? Such innocence and pureness getting twisted into something corrupted all for clout, money and generally people being reallt fucking evil. I'm glad so many fans still defend him to this day
>>84873637Corrupt people see somebody who's pure and they have to paint them as corrupt to justify themselves
>>84873637man I don't know if he diddled those boys but an adult having sleepovers with kids is borderline as it is. Lost childhood or not, if he wasn't famous and rich no one would have let their kids stay with this man. Those parents pimped out those kids for fame and fortune.
>>84873660>having sleepovers with kids is borderline as it isI agree it can look like that, but Michael was a different kind. People dehumanizing you when you're a grown up when sometimes grown ups are to be protected more than children for how broken and fragile they are
>>84873660>Those parents pimped out those kids for fame and fortune.It's the parents' faults mainly then. Normalfags are too status obsessed. That was a consequence, if he did do such things which I don't really believe.
>>84873680Still, sleepover his kids not related to you is pushing it. I realize his childhood was horrible and I feel bad he never got to do the things other boys did but at some point you just have to write it off. I never had friends or had sleepovers due to my autism and my hyper religious parents but I certainly don't feel an urge to have sleepovers with children now.
>>84873714zoom zoom zoom zom
>>84873714neither do I honestly but I don't feel like judging. As long as no harm is involved, and I'm sure there wasn't, all is fair
>>84873725What does that have to do with anything? Are you saying a grown man should get to have sleepovers with non related children, unsupervised, if he had a horrible childhood and was deprived that in his youth?
>>84873714You have to realise he was extremely sheltered, even into adulthood he was funnelled into stardom. He didn't "grow" into an adult as other people did. He could only relate to children because of his own pure nature. It's like an extreme case of a Pokemon Millennial except its enabled by everyone around them because they're making money off him.
i'm super autistic and a mess at life too, i want a grown mature maybe even bearded boy to have sleepovers with, with cooking included, and gifts and catering and services and facial care and watching movies and with me combing his hair and stuff
>>84873748He was married and supposedly had a child, so he knew about sex in at least in a basic sense. No adult is still a child mentally, unless severely mentally handicapped. There are changes the brain goes through as it matures.
People do not realize that aging up doesn't mean growing up, that your physical age isn't your mental one and experiences stunt you, nor they want to realize that. Americans are expecially bad at understanding this, like when a 17 year old is "A FUCKING CHILD" and a 20 something guy is "A GROWN ASS ADULT" literal retardation on steroids
>>84873791Those people don't have empathy. It's a direct consequence of how American culture is "hustle" culture, always trying to get one over on each other.
>>84873791I could see maybe if he was doing it in his very early 20s, but in his 30s and 40s or later? No one's mentally age is that decoupled from their physical age, and prepubescent children? Come on.
Is bottom hypergamy really that bad? Can someone with experience tell how did they find one?
>>84873799They're also very prudish and always pearl clutching about stuff, you can see the difference in how sexuality and intimacy and morality are perceived in Hollywood movies and European or Japanese ones. They're so fake and always putting on a nice facade for business that makes them unable to understand human nuance and darkness. Too bad the whole cultural landscape is dominated by them
Your ideas to fix the top shortage, GO!
>>84873854accept guys with small penises as tops, that's literally it, you size queen whores
>>84873854Be cuter
>>84873854Start being a top or date other bottoms
>>84873948>date other bottoms
eh, jokes on you, I'm too ugly and ill to have sex. None of this will ever be my problem
>>84873959Bottoms will always figure out what to do, I don't get it why they have to be the butt of this joke while they know where the penis is supposed to go and are willing to clean their ass at very least
>>84863955That's a self fulfilling prophecy and one way to ensure you will be forever alone but it is 100% your fault and not because of how you look but because of how you act
leftover pizza or try and cook something for dinner? I guess I could go out too, but I want to avoid that. Just as long as I can keep the fast food to 3x a week or less I do okay.
>>84874053leftover pizza and a movie. Cook for lunch
>>84866204I don't think gaybots are out there having affairs with married men sorry
>>84874022Can you explain? I don't get itIt's obviously because of how I look, when I say that I don't look good you have to believe me
So true I've basically been mentally half my physical age all my life
>>84869210You are a deeply hateful and insecure piece of trash. If no one told you this before, which I doubt, I'm glad to let you know. In this day and age you can talk to someone online without seeing their face. Based on how those interactions go you get a certain view of them. However they turn out to look will be either enhanced or lowered by your opinion of them and time you spent together. Not saying that happened in that case but I could see it happening. Can you stop spamming about a straight couple already? Mindbroken crybaby
uggo's sudden combustion lol
>>84848120before this edition ends: this picture is so cute and innocent, reminds me of when they used to ship Mordecai and Twilight. I dunno if there is some sinister goofy joke behind it, hope not because something this genuine is needed
>>84874244Lol the dude is some british fagstagram retard who wanted more clout and the ugly Filipino bitch was on Pinoy Big Brother. He messaged her because he saw her verified Instagram with tons of followers. That was literally the catalyst for their "relationship". Idk what the fuck you're schizoing on about that they never knew what each other looked like and true love prevails and blah blah blah. Anyway I don't even think it's a real relationship considering they do fake-out "breakups" to get attention on themselves when the attention on them flags. It's some weird fake pretend relationship they agreed to do for the clout and attention. Makes zero sense a dude that good looking flies across the planet for some uggo filipino bitch. But yes keep telling us how true love prevails and that's all that matters. Lmfao.
