dead homies editionPreviously: >>84817821
I am NOT mentally well and I'm starting to believe that getting worse is a thing
>hitting your crush with one of these
I got kicked off /lgbt/ for making a thread that was not about trannies apparently
>Yelling at my e-bf because I had huge expectations and of course he is just a useless NEET
>>84848407I don't get what you weren't surprised about
>>84848625It was completely on topic?
>>84848637no I mean what you wrote in your post, what's this Marlon Brando stuff?
>>84848688I ma not allowed to have a pic unrelated?
Yeah this backyard is a complete mess, like always I have waited until a small problem turned big and now its getting hot and humid out. Not suited to fat neets. I wonder how long until I get a violation notice from the city, I do every year.
>>84848714so what were the signs about?
THE SIGNS???? ARE THE ALIENS COMING?????
my tummy wummy hurts
Update from last thread: I am drinking booze but not watching Always Sunny
Today I'm going to be doing a very delicate operation on my lettuce plant. The stem is wayyy too thin and it wanted to fall over so I'm going to try and put a little dirt mound around it to stabilize it a bit more
>Tfw no submissive bottom bf who also cooks food
if you don't have a drivers licence please leave these threads.
>>84849071Don't kick out all the bottoms, the place is already dead enough.
>>84849087they're not "bottoms" they're lazy entitled pieces of shits
>>84849111or just euros and other such people who don't need cars as much as murricans.
european bottom x american top
>>84849128if you have a job you have to have a car
>>84849153mutts don't have foreskin so they have to bottom
>>84849166only in America, in Europe with public transit or walkable/bikable cities this is less of an issue.
>>84849153Why do they look like they're melting
>>84849153sounds like a movie name, cute
being a passenger princess is pretty nice, being a NEET too, if you have money. Had anything nice for dinner anons?
>2>3>4I need a yellow bf STAT
>>84849249I had fried chicken
>>84849263tasty! Sauce or no sauce?
>>84849260hotspots for bottoms to go or places with the most bottoms?
>>84849275it comes with 4 sauces you can pick fromi picked sweet hoi, american bbq, frank's red hot and garlic and cheese
>>84849283idk tb h, grindr didn't make that one clearMy point still stands with >tfw no Bottom Viet bf
I am having frozen pizza again but at least it isn't fast food. Normally I pig out on fast food after doing yard work.
>>84849387I feel like you need a Good Will Hunting-esque moment with a caring bf who tells you "it's not your fault. It's ok to indulge"
Story needs a caring but structured bf, the one that loves him so much he wants him to be healthier and well kept. Do such relationships exist with gays?
>>848492605 too have you seen what most finns look like
>>84849431No but I'd be open to that as well
>>84849453my point is every entry on that list except 1 is yellow
>>84849519Oh right I like /int/ memes
>>84843522I got this dream last night and it's all your fault
I had a crush on my high school gym teacher, that man was a marathon runner. His leg muscles were huge. I doubt he was gay and he was probably homophobic as fuck outside work but I wanted that man plapping my bottom ass so bad.
Friend who done gay shit to me and ranted about not loving me apologized to me, recently. Other friend also apologized to me for calling me subhuman.I just want a hug.
>>84849657>friendsbut why did that jerk call you subhuman?
>>84849657Are you gonna subject us to that story about a prison gay at best with a girlfriend doing something more-than-friendly to you?
>>84849674don't be an ass to anon
>>84849665He got mad that I didn't get a new gym membership after the last gym I got a membership for shit down and I prioritize studying for my need job. Also I spent a shit ton of money in car repairs so money is a bit tight.
>>84849260>>84849453>>84849519>>84849554Stealthed BBC posts
>>84849674Nah, mun
>>84849691subhuman for a gym membership? I hope those were some damn good apologies...why do you hang around with these guys? It's because you're lonely or do you care about each other a little?
I really want to play a super robot wars game but there's so many of them that I don't know which one to go for, I prefer just emulating games so it would be an older one I want to start with the first but as far as I know they don't bleed into each other. I'll figure it out one day probably not but maybe
>>84849695?WMAM is many times more popular than BMAM thoughbeit
>>84849695how can BBC be stealthy when they're BIG
God I wish a stealthy black gentleman would approach me in public setting and put his sneaky giant black dong or bulge in my hands to massage it
>>84849762>>84849783Meow the whore of helsinki sucking on FAT THROBBING UNWASHED HAIRY DRENCHED SWEATY MUSKY FRAGRANT FERAL BLACK NIGGER COCK is so prominent that he's causing a global "bottom hot spot" in finland and they are struggling to supply and import enough BIG BLACK COCK to satiate his appetite. This also explains meow's struggle with weight loss when he's been non stop guzzling RANCID POZZED NIGGER CUM daily and all the liquid protein is giving him severe weight gain. No wonder meow simp is so dedicated and patiently white knighting and defending meow when he has to supply this much BIG BLACK COCK to meow to keep him well fed.>>84849805Alright meow we get it you love licking your hands clean after handling a HOT SWEATY DRENCHED MUSKY BIG BLACK COCK but you don't need to go bragging about it to everyone all the time.I hate BLACK MEN and I hate people that fetishize BIG BLACK COCK it's disgusting but you people just won't let it go it's like you're being knotted by a GIANT FAT NIGGER COCK and it's locked and stuffed tight in your ass and your ass muscles are just locked around it not letting it go. Why do all bottoms have to be whores? why do all bottoms have to worship BLACK MEN and brag about wanting BIG BLACK COCK??? you people as a whole are disgusting and it's not just some vocal minority it's literally all of you I've yet to see 1 bottom that doesn't want to fuck BLACK men or has already taken a BBC. Where are my fellow whites that find BLACK people visually repulsive and would never touch one irl??
>>84849949cool, hope you deserved death is soon, long, excruciating, gruesome, sudden and terrible
>>84849805i got a little hard reading this 1is it over 4 me
>>84849716>I hope those were some damn good apologiesWell with gym bro it was a basic apology. Not really going to talk with him for a while.>why do you hang around with these guys? It's because you're lonely or do you care about each other a little?Both. Never really had a lot of friends back in school.Like things were fine throughout the years and after high school graduation. We had/have similar interests, liked doing stuff together, and had each other's backs sometimes. They even tried giving me advice on health and making new friends(and money but they are both broke ass mofos and I pay for stuff 2/3ths of the time). Like yeah they were dickish to me but that's how guys are, right? They been acting a bit bi polar lately. The two are at each other's throats more oven over stupider shit and I'm a punching bag. Friend with the gf at least picked me up from the mechanic shop and said he wants to be a better friend after all things I done for him and his family.
soo dad's cancer is back, the surgery and chemo didn't work. they're transitioning to palliative care. the doctor said he probably has a few months to a year. i'm not sure if i should go ahead with my long-standing plans to move next month and leave him some privacy or defer the move for another year and stay to continue helping around the house. they said they discussed it and they don't want me to feel like i have to cancel, but i DO have an off-ramp already set up if i needed to stay as well since i was sort of expecting something like this.
>>84850023I'm sorry anon. I know what losing a parent is like. At you have time to process and final goodbyes. I never got that with mom.
>>84850009no, you're okaypost it a little hard over 4
If you actually liked your father growing up stay with him, if not do whatever you feel. Seems kinda cold but it ultimately boils down to that without all the sugar coating
>>84849965>Erm actually you deserve a painful death for not wanting a bottom that's been used as disposable cum rag by a BLACK ghetto hood niggerBottoms will wish death on you for not finding BLACK men sexually attractive it's unbelievable the amount of nigger worship that is going on with gay bottoms it is unavoidable
>>84850023>>84850036breaks my heart a little to hear stories like this, one day I will face all of this too, every year closer loved ones die. Don't have much to say about this without making it about me, hope you find solace nonnies, I truly believe the love that was felt for you is still there protecting you. Also for >>84850023 anon, if your father loved you and you feel good enough to be around him, I'd say postpone. You can always travel to that place later
i'm not reading that, you're hidden. kill yourself
>>84850086it really is insane man
>>84850023I can't really give any good advice. Does you father feel alright or wants to you move?If you feel like your father needs your care I would say stay. IDK.
>>84850086You can find black men unattractive but you don't have to be a racist ass about it. That's why the bottoms dislike you, because you are racist and use slurs.
I only want a husband with a huge penis because mine is tiny and actually looks like it could be micro, I have a fetish for things I've never had but what is common among many men and it's obvious something I've been torturing myself over the years and a reason behind my extreme shyness and one of the reasons when I'll consider. Sorry loser.
>>84850009>>84850043STOP WORSHIPPING NIGGERS.. Do you have any idea how many bottoms I've talked to and asked them if they'd ever slept with a BLACK man???? Every single one I talk to I ask the same question and the response is always the same it's either "yes I have" or "not yet but I'd be open to it" How fucking hard is it to find 1 bottom that doesn't FELLATE AND WORSHIP NIGGERS at every opportunity huh???? BLACK people are disgusting they look ugly with thick BLACK pubic hair on top of their heads giant fat ugly NIGGER noses that suck up all the air in the room and giant disgusting FAT UGLY MENTHOL ENCRUSTED NIGGER LIPS their cocks literally look like giant logs of shit yet you retards fetishize them and sleep with them at every opportunity. Oh but then when it's a white guy he has to be 6'4" have a 8 inch dick and a perfect hairline or else you faggots ghost him within the first 2 minutes of messaging. YOU PEOPLE ARE SUBHUMAN BOTTOMS ARE SCUM>>84850129Every bottom I've talked to I've been open about my racism and my homophobia and my transphobia and every one of them has been fine with it and actually enjoyed talking to me it's only been when they see or hear about my physical stats do they reject me because all bottoms are chad only whores. But you can keep coping with your nigger loving delusions
>Every bottom I've talked toNever happened.>every one of them has been fine with itThey weren't on basis of not being real people>actually enjoyed talking to meX>t's only been when they see or hear about my physical statsIt has never progressed this far>do they reject meThis seems quite realisticMy verdict: you're a sad dysfunctional incompetent schizophrenic devil and no one likes you in real life because you're traumatized beyond human measure. You're also a weirdo and a creep
>Erm actually everyone you've talked to doesn't count and you're evil and weird for not liking BIG BLACK COCK like I doIf this was irl I'd be able to smell the MUSK of a RANCID HAIRY VEINY UNWASHED BBC coming off your breath and BLACK pubic hairs would be flying and falling from your mouth as you speak but since this is only text I can only tell that you're a seething BLACKED sissy from the way you're delusionally ignorant and defensive of gay bottoms getting BLACKED
Meow mind broke cuckbot THIS bad?
>>84850197>FELLATE AND WORSHIP *******why did i keep reading this
Meow simp loves BBC THIS bad?
my glow down is genuinely insane
there is no such thing as a coincidence, the fact that you're reading this post means you are energetically aligned with me and this message, your thoughts create your reality, but you already knew that, yet you still live a life that you dread
>>84850851i read a lot of stuff bud you ain't know me
>prison gaygay is gay you faggot. your qualifiers are unique to you nobody else does this.
This is dire I need my tomato plant to grow like six more inches and then I'll be able to actually have it fully secure without having to tie it up to the stake because it's not able to support itself right now it wants to bend over and do things. But I'm also scared that the strings are going to cut into it. My lettuce plant is also not looking very good but at least the catnip is doing wonderful
might be cool if my penis grew like six more inches tbqh
might be cool if my penis shrunk like six more inches tbqh
might be cool if my penis grew like six more exponents tbqh
might be cool if my penis was prehensile tbqh
i want a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend
>tfw summer thunderstorms I hope the basement doesn't flood but I know it will. here we go again.
>tfw no bf who looked like a gf i had in february of last year
Not going spoil the ending but this show was amazing. It's rare that I actually tune in the day of each episodes release to watch seasonal stuff but I was there every single time I feel. I almost want to rewatch it already because I think I found a new comfort show even with the painful parts it was still amazing and here's hoping for a second season!
>>84848120Pluto with his huge wang vigourously plapping Minnie mouse, while Walt Disney shags Maryln Monroe.
It's been a really bad night for me. Got rejected and am on the verge of downloading grindr. I don't really wanna do this but I have a feeling I'll do some stupid shit if I don't get some love soon.
>>84852225no KH4 spoilers please
>>84852245sorry about your rejection anon, were you friends? I would not look for love on Grindr, anon, it's mostly guys looking for a hook up, that might hurt you if they end up being cold
>>84849071you forgot to say also if you don't have a job, a lot of money, live alone, have a boyfriend or even a girlfriend, aren't mentally ill and love going out and having casual sex, so true queen (kill yourself)
>>84851813Watching this ending was like bidding a final farewell to a close friend with whom you barely spent any time with, who has gone to live on another continent forever, probably with a family to take care of. I was attached to this show but I didn't know I was that attached, it was too short I wanted to talk and see more about it. You know how Nakamura felt like when Hirose was going on the boat in ep 6? That, but without Nakamura stepping up to stop him
>>84850153You have extreme small dick energy
>>84850871prison gays should be exiled like migrant hoards :/
Would any boy here like to be my autistic boy pet/slave?
>>84852474no i have a drivers license and a job
>>84850871Ok? And you're talking to "me" so if you don't like it fuck off and continue being retarded reverse enlightened moron that you always have been
>>84852484Fair enough then, I guess im looking for younger(18) boys who dont have that independence yet
>>84852225Least unhinged furfag lol
>>84852491This man is a pedophile and a control freak?
>>84852383yea we were friends. got friendzoned. I ended up masturbating and feel better now.
>>84852498Im really not thay anon, I actually do mean it when I specify 18, the last autistic boy I talked to was an 18 year old twink from Washington, I still kind of miss him
>>84852509kek happy that gave you some relief anon. I applaud your courage, I gave up on trying to share my feelings
>>84852491>>84852520I think you can have some luck with 20 something too, NEETs, shy college students and all that
>>84852520Yes you are pedofreak and this thread is not a dating app for you to advertise in
>>84852530I'm hungry now. What should I make?
somebody here should remove the stick up their ass and replace it with a dick instead
>tfw no independent man with a driver's license and a car bf
>>84852534Hmm a college boy would be niceguess ill start hanging around Unis for cute twinks now
>>84852566don't act like a creep anon...
>>84852563if he's that independent, that means he can dispose of you whenever he pleases because you're not independent enough or unworthy
>>84852553what do you have at home?
>>84852583Yeah but that's not gonna happen cause he loves me, duh! Not to mention his independence will rub off on me.
>>84852559that's just replacing one stick with another
>>84852566ARE YOU A CUTE TWINK TO?
>>84852591Erm don't tell that to insecure faggots with no self esteem unable to comprehend what love is
>>84847958Cuckbot wanted to have sex with this? How can anyone be ok with prolapsed gaped asses like this?
>>84852572Sorry babe>>84852634Lol Ive received some compliments on my looks and i have a twinky body so yeah I suppose soHbu you are you a twink anon
>>84849450Cuckbot wants his bull to show of his flag now?>>84852153Heavily implying cuckholdry here aret you cuckbot?
>>84852486shut up and kiss me already idiot
>>84852140They doxxed cuckbot from 2066?
>>84852740>>84852699>>84852661sorry sweetie hes just not that into you
>>84852691HOW CUTE DO YOU LOOK DESCRIBE YOURSELF YES I AM A TWINK
>>84852747>cuckbot is only into black men we know?
>>84852691>twinky bodyoh so you're going to go unnoticed on campuses. You can be a creep only if you're fat and ugly
cuckbot isn't even that ugly, why does he act like that? He can find a bf just fine
>>84852847>why does a bad faith troll baits for his entertainment and attention So that faggots like you will try to comfort him and then he repeats his bait and then you comfort him again and suck his dick metaphorically speaking. God you're pathetic.
the stick is deep down in the ass and really pointy
what is anon talking about? who is he responding to? is this a hue getting broom fucked reference? we may never know
I like Twinks (the snack)
>>84852452I know what you mean. It's like a flash in a pan it's big it's intense but over quickly, except here it sucks because knowing the author hasn't come back yet because of the backlash, we may never see again but if that's the case the way they ended it felt satisfying. The boat example is really good though. What's interesting is I heard that Japan had the final episode air in theaters, so surprised I didn't get spoiled at all, and it wasn't the typical only fujoshi crowd turning up for it. I'm hoping that just seeing how vast the reach her work has in terms of an audience makes her work on more, even if it's just coming on board as the main writer of a season 2. And if not that that the success of this inspires more mangaka to make fluffy stuff that feels like it isn't made solely for women. But I'm going to miss this show a lot I wonder if next season's Perfect Addiction show will be able to hold a candle to it, but it already looks like it's smutty. Also sorry I think i yapped a bit too much
it has been so longnow everything feels wrongI'd give you flowers but I can't my absent future boyfriend
>>84852847>HAHAHAHAHAH WE'RE SO FUCKIN FUNNY AREN'T WE!? LET'S PRETEND THAT THIS GUY IS GOOD LOOKING AND GAS LIGHT HIM AFTER WE JUST COLLECTIVELY REJECTED HIM OVER 20 TIMES BACK TO BACK PURELY BECAUSE OF HIS LOOKS HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS????Why is it that it's a prerequisite to be a lying disingenuous whore in order to be a gay bottom You just have to be a compulsive manipulative liar if you want to be a gay bottom apparently for some reason
Behold the ass that cuckbot yearned for
>Behold the BBC that meow simp yearned for
>Behold the ass that chudbot yearned for
>>84854011Why did you save that *pukes*
>>84849071I'm going for one right now. I am 27
you hear a whistling overheadare you alive or are you dead?it's only thursday
>>84853305>we may never see again but if that's the case the way they ended it felt satisfyingnot much for me. I felt very sad watching the final moments, not in a bad way, but it was more of a bitter feeling than a sweet one. Since a sequel is higly unlikely, I'd loved to see Nakamura saying to Hirose he loves him and the show leaving things from there. Him looking at Hirose from afar saddened me for some reason, maybe because that's what happens usually>What's interesting is I heard that Japan had the final episode air in theaters, so surprised I didn't get spoiled at all, and it wasn't the typical only fujoshi crowd turning up for it. I'm hoping that just seeing how vast the reach her work has in terms of an audience makes her work on moreI read that too. Warmed my heart, there's a lot of love for this story it feels it could be a modern gay version of "Ranma" popularity wise>inspires more mangaka to make fluffy stuff that feels like it isn't made solely for womenhopefully, but I realized I am specifically attached to these characters, I'd like new characters like them, but what I want is more of them.I will get over it, but it's a special kind of mourning, I can't stop thinking about the ending song playing and getting sad about it. I waited for this anime for years>Also sorry I think i yapped a bit too muchsorry if I wasn't quick to answer to you anon. No worries, thank you for chiming in and sharing your feelings about the show with me, it helped
Is it weird to be a bi khhv at 29?
>>84854790I wish this worked
>>84854800the crazy thing about debt is that it's not real. people think that getting a credit card or a loan from the bank or whatever is like a debit card payment from one account to another, but loans are actually completely made up. the money doesn't come FROM anywhere, it's made up. that's literally how it works. the amount of loans that they can give out is based on the amount of cash on hand (required reserve ratio) but the loans themselves are not coming -from- anywhere, it's an IOU. it's purely hypothetical. in a macroscopic scale the federal government is adding and removing money from the economy in various places, and this is one of the ways they open the faucet and 'add' money. it's literally just adding zeroes to a bank account.
>>84854644Weirdly Thursday used to be my least favorite day of the week but now it's the most comfy day for me. Fuck Tuesday and Wednesday.
Excuse my dreamblogging but I had a really nice dream last night. I was sitting outside in a tranquil green area having tea and food with a bunch of friends. There was a waterfall and a spring next to us. At one point I looked at the sky and felt a dazzling sensation and saw a ring of yellow flowers. That sight felt like it restored part of something that was rotten inside of me. I wish more dreams could be like that.
I should go out and do more yard work but nah, feeling too lazy. Oh and I went out for lunch like a bad neet.
>>84854011Imagine being a virgin and still wrecking your ass with toys. It's like the worst of both worlds: celibate life, busted hole
>>84855183toys don't wreck an asshole, not unless you're using huge bad dragon ones.
>>84855218Bad dragon toys look so hot. Too bad I can't use them because I live with parents as a grown ass man with a job.
>>84855218>toys don't wreck an assholeYes they do. Do you think there's a difference between raping your ass with a plastic penis or a real one? It's penetration regardless, the dilation and friction are what wrecks assholes. He's definitely using penis sized toys, not just a little plug
>have straight friend for 5 years >friendship becomes absolute peak bromance>It slowly becomes more homoerotic each day>dirty jokes, groping, fake kissing, soft and tender caressing, long deep hugs, cuddling, pecks on the cheek, a little touch here and there>he starts sending me nudes just to tease me >After years of building up sex tension he finally lets me suck his dick The gods are smiling at me finally
Anyone notice the faggots on this site yap more than most women?
>>84855298No, not really. If a foid makes a thread about how she's lonely, it gets 250 replies and she's not even responding.
>>84855298straight boys be yapping too
tops don't wreck an asshole, not unless you're fucking huge bad dragon ones.
>>84855330>t. faggot with wrecked asshole from using toys Just look at the damage, dude. It's right there >>84854011First sphincter status: gone. Ass gaping. No dragon dildos needed.
I didn't wanna run today but for some reasons right now I really feel like it despite still feeling the lunch and ice cream in my tummy. Oh well idk what else I'd do cause I don't feel like doing anything so might as well run a bit.
I'd rather not look at meows blow out hole, hue
I went out to sit in the sun for 10 minutes and my nose is dripping like a faucet and my throat is scratchy. I hate allergies
>>84855366Viva o sus
>>84855383sun allergy exists?
The weather is actually staying nice this year. I don't recall june being this well not humid. By now its normally a sauna out.
>>84855366My asshole is way uglier but I will not post it
>>84855402Pollen. Even indoors or on concrete it affects me severely.
>>84848407It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying nigger on there.
I wish jonah would get banned for not fuckin a nigger I hate jonah
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I am not a twink on there
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I am not Chad on there
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I am not a top on there
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I am bisexual on there
the urge to crashout
>>84856161We are the most oppressed by far
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I am not a femboy on there
can we all agree that masculinity sucks and that feminine men are peak esthetics?
It's a shit board anyway. Got banned for saying I have a 8 feet small penis on there
I got banned from white house for saying trump is controlled by the jews
My nightmare scenario is being at a festival or concert and being in a sea of people. No idea how people can handle that shit.
>mfw he mentions feet
>>84856252nah, maybe if you're a repressed straggot
>>84856252Body like that should not have a pp that masculine...
>>84856252nah if you have daddy issues
what if, like, you're gay but you have mommy issues? What happens?
>>84856419I have mommy issues and am gay. Been plagued by a plethora of different mental illnesses my whole life.
>>84856791>am gay>plagued by a plethora of different mental illnesses my whole lifechecks out
>>84856799None of them really involve being gay desu, it almost all stems from not having good parental figures.
>>84855347You do realize that if the spinchter was gone you'd see it gaping, right? Retard
well, is that all sweetie?
stupid doctor is making me do blood work AND a urine test is included but i can't just pee on command and they don't let you take it home so basically i'm screwed!
Why don't you have a clean freak bf yet /r9gay/?
I need a fellow boyfailure bf to wallow in filth with.
https://youtu.be/gQhCFLw1p80Your honor I know he did a hoax to spread racial animosity but he is cute and that should be a mitigating circumstance
Damn just when I think your guys' standards couldn't get any lower
what no dick does to a nigga
nigga you have a dick just look down
>>84858678https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaXnlU1Weg4
>>84858479this thread fr
moaning asmr
need always sleeping bf
i must feel a mans warmth (mental, telepathic, auric)all i do is grieve small but irreversible losses
>>84859006sending positive psychosomatic frequencies to your resonance please stand by
i'm doing more of a smoulder than a real hot hell these days
finally showered for the week, the fat neet is clean now.
>>84859370you lost your glowrip
>>84859546I really stank though, like I could smell myself. Do you know how bad that is when my nose blind self can smell my own BO?
>>84855734>Got banned for saying nigger on there.my first time on /lgbt/ over a decade ago had a almost post limit thread at the top where it was everyone's bad experience with black guys and how nasty they are
>>84848120guys my oneitis literally looks like sebastian
dick noob.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gfApiA2SIU
who's your streamer crush
I only watch female streamers xissy
I'm not watching a guy/girl talking for more than 20 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDxh0EKWYI
>>84860743Shinji's only and true love
Vagueposting whores find ways to talk behind your back online while you're present in the room. Truly gay men are so bitchy and queeny no wonder everyone finds them disgusting.
I don't like Family guy. Characters are ugly inside and out and the humor is so repetitive and mean
>>84860876i wish they ended up together
men suck. Women rule. boo men boo. Yay woman yay.
>>84860914we all did anon. Mari chan made sense narratively wise, but them showing Kaworu flirting with Rei was too much
you suck, I rule. boo you boo. Yay me yay. Now suck my dick bratty bitch
>they have a crush on a JJK characterIck.
>>84860899what did this vagueposting faggot mean by this
>>84857816this is probably one of the most boring guys in all of Paris
Tops suck. Bottoms rule. boo tops boo. Yay bottoms yay.
I notice that a lot of left/woke normalfag e girl women are secretly quite homophobic. Like they'll do the typical "I support feminism and gay rights and trans rights blah blah blah" spiel but when gay characters actually appear in media they talk about or watch they purposely avoid even acknowledging they exist. An example would be with Arcane. A lot of these NPC women will gush over Jinx/Ekko and Caitlyn/Vi but will never mention Jayce/Viktor despite it being the biggest ship. It's like they're secretly disgusted by gay men. They will do the same with popular anime. They'll gush over the all the popular anime of the season like JJK and Witch Hat but I've never heard any of them talk about Nakamura or Summer Hikaru died.
>>84859826>>84859837Cuckbot desperately trying to locate this ocean
>>84860974>I've never heard any of them talk about Nakamura or Summer Hikaru diedthis has to be bait when 3/4 of these communities are made of women and gay men are a minority
>>84860958Hot people get to be boring
>>84857816I like how he didn't fully shave but only made his beard look worse lmao
>>84860990>hot people are mostly boring Ftfy
>>84860988Logical fallacy. It's like "all people who are into x are women but not all women are into x" (except not all the people into those fandoms are women)
Red flag: he is l*ft wing
>>84860995most people in those fandoms are still women, maybe you didn't include autistic girls/fujos among the normalfag girls category, and that would make sense, but most autistic women are fujos do still lean woke/left
>>84860997well, duhh??? What other color would the communist flag be? Right wingers have so many colors instead, like the pride flag, kinda fruity
Ok my point still stands that these e girl normalfag women aren't as gay accepting as they try to appear idk why you post redundant shit just to be adversarial
anyways vanilla pizza is tasty
>>84860997I wouldn't mind left wingers half as much if they weren't demented weirdos who constantly rope every person they can into demented pointless hours long arguments for no reason, even each other
>>84859812Cuckbots latest fantasy is weird
A left-wingers favorite pass time is arguing for hours about nothing, they live to be upset. They will never ever just say to someone "yes you are correct in that opinion". They would fucking spontaneously combust if they ever did.
I love republican men, they're the only real kind of men, everyone else is just a female in denial
>>84861032You just say that because of your internalized homophobia and externalized racism, check yo self fooYou better apologize to all minorities right now >:(
>>84861038men suck. Women rule. this is why I'll only date left wingers teehee
>>84861044you are a minority yourself
>>84861058Yet you're not apologizing to me, curious
Like a moth on love's bright lightI will get burned each and every nightI'm dying toThe sun will shineThe bottom lineI follow you
>tfw no bf with a heart of gold and dick of steel
>>84860271Say whaaat, cuckbot?
>tfw no bf who'd step on me with his bare feet
>tfw no bf who mows the grass and pays for gass
>>84860213Cuckbot having tummy issues?>>84858881Cuckbot defending his bvlls race
>tfw no republican bf to beat the gay shit out of me with his republicock
>tfw no american bf to measure me with his feet
>tfw no german bf that feeds me bratwurst
Would you settle for a girlfriend
>>84860883Cuckbot just had to mention then didn't he?>>84860723Isn't cuckbot a proud homosexual?>>84860779Cuckbot hoping you will say yes to his question
>>84861232Yes I would if she had a penis and was born as a man and isn't trans
Would you settle for an indian
Never trust a man who doesn't like cats
Never trust catty men dough
>catty mencattlemen??
I like cats, but I am scared they might hurt me. Am I trustworthy?
>>84861250so a pooner in denial about his at birth identity :o
>>84861384Yes you're just a little baby that needs protection
Baby did poopies wa wa
>>84857816Because I am infact a clean freak.>>84859999It's truly hell on earth there. Nothing but troon slop. LGB without the TQ is needed.>>84860901simpsons has always been better.. earlier seasons anyway.
So how are you xissies celebrating Juneteenth and Harriet Tubman?
>>84861992I'm not. Why would I
Wasn't speaking to you incel
>>84861992I have never heard of this person before, what do americans do to celebrate?
>>84862053great let me just fucking kill myself anon. thanks a lot. crying now. gootbye
I don't think there's an online word I hate more than "problematic"
give me my Nakamura kun back you moronic prudes! I need more
>>84862090Find their nearest black person and grovel on their hands and knees for forgiveness
>>84862178seems fun, do they cuddle after?
>>84862214Only if the bvll allows it
this evil man! who hated juice! What was his name again Larry?
>tfw no r9g bf
>tfw no fit bf
>tfw no k bf
>tfw no b bf
>tfw no pol bf
>tfw no bnat bf
>tfw no /c/ bf
>tfw no u boyf
>tfw no s bf
everyone is having sex with their bf. Do not disturb
What are the EU r9gay bois up to on this Friday afternoon?
>>84859097wewoowoowoohello anonymous posterwe are delighted to inform you that we have received and processed your signalordinarily we would ask if you would like to receive a reciprocal transmission, but our equipment is currently nonfunctional and requires extensive repairshowever, I can put an IOU memo into the system for when we are back online
>>84863214Just listening to music, it's been a while since I did.
>>84863214Marveling at my digimon merch that arrived today
buff twinks
cock twinks
>butt twinksbut...twinks?
twinks with big hands
twinks with small hands but big dicks
twinks with medium sized feet
twunks/normal men
>>84863328What are you listening to anon?>>84863342Cool. I liked Digimon as a kid but never kept up with it. I recently played through the game that came out last year and enjoyed it a lot though
Idk how to explain it best but I don't want to date, I want a gay husband. I want someone who will live with me and love me and help me and protect me but it's hard to even imagine why would my gay hubband would even want to do with an ugly stupid dumb retarded mentally ill and unsexy thing like me
>tfw no unsexy bf to have sex with
I want someone to fall asleep with every nightthe less verbal communication the better
I'm anxietycoded so I can't date schizo manic bpd whores
>>84863656hey there. You can't get it less sexy than me, I'm literally a neckbeard but I smell nice
>>84863543Just went trough everything at mostly random. here's the last song I listened to:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q9qOSMR7y8
eh, I gave up on everything. I will always be gay and I will always like men and want to take care of some of them, but I'm never going to get any of that back and I'm too alien
I'm a schizo manic bpd whore so I can't date other schizo manic bpd whores
I'm going to the gun range for the first time in months. Can't wait to send some lead down range. Need a bf to protect with my guns.
>>84863214Lamenting the size of my tiny white pecker and the fact that I will never have sex. I just recently saw 2 gay bottoms thirst trapping and I was hit with the brutal reminder that I will never get experience anything like that since gay bottoms don't view me as human since I'm under 6ft tall and my dick isn't 8 inches long.
need bf who spanks me if I don't get out of bed
Is it really bpd if I know I'll never have a bf due to my personal insecurities and upbringing and because I have a mirror and will blame myself knowing he deservess better or is it just me being too depressed?
I'm fucking evil I think some guys are into that
>>84848120>tfw spent my 18th year being depressed and suicidal instead of finding a bf>now repeat for my 19th year
But I don't want someone evil, I'm already very fragile, I want a friendly boy
>>84864048nobody loves you. Nobody will ever love you, you are unlovable. Now despair and get lost in my kingdom of darkness for eternity as I feed on your sadness
friendly boys do not exist in adult world, those are called manchildren. Find yourself a man that works and knows how to adult kiddo, he'll love you just the same unless you're a lazy bum
>>84856252peak top body
be honest r9gayers would you still love me if i was just pretending to be gay this entire time
>>84861776How much despair does this fill you gaycels with?
I just said that I want someone that will love me and care for me and be nice and lovely because I'm not like that and tend to fall into despair quickly and of a very mentally unhealty and insecure ilk. Sorry for triggering your bitch fit ma'am.
>>84864200my gf looks a lot better than that
>>84864203what about a bf that's like you so you can find the strenght to lift each other up together?
>>84863837>im taller than 6ft>my dick is not even close to 8 inchesit still balances outright?
>>84864287that's cuckbot, he keeps blaming his supposed 8 inch penis as being too short as the reason he keeps getting rejected by bottoms.
8 feet penis...
movie going anon: was scare movie 5 any good?
>>84864287That's chudbot, he keeps complaining because 20+ different bottoms have rejected him across all the dating sites purely because of his looks so now he hates bottoms.
>hate bottomshe's got a point
>>84864287I don't know. My cock is only 17cm in length and 15cm in girth and bottoms regularly make fun of it when I show them pictures and they tell me that it's too small and ugly for them then they block me and ghost me because of it and bottoms keep telling me about their ex's who are bigger then me for some reason every bottom I've talked to has said their ex was 7 inches or even 8 inches and they're always bigger then me and there's just no way I can compete and after getting rejected over 20 times because of my looks what's even the point in trying anymore it's obvious I'll never be good enough I can't make myself 6ft tall or make my penis grow 2 inches longer
HarveyNobody knows what I seeNobody knows I am waiting
I wanna go back to 2013. What year would you go back to,
>>8486490420142015 is when my life trajectory changed and I could have done something about it
>>84864904Whenever I was too young to know or care about sex and relationships
>>84864915I'd say mine was around the last years of the 2010s however 2013 was one of those year I could've planned ahead and think about things more, but I was young and not fully developed to understand some concepts. I think the world started to switch heavily around 2013, with some inventive I could've made something out of it
>>84864958I'd never go back to be a child again, never. A teenager sure, way way better than an adult, but a child hasn't access to so many great things about life. Honestly teenager years up to very early 20s is peak human experience, and I was no way near to a popular or even lucky teenager, I just know the potential in those years was huge
>>84864996My teenage years were the worst period of my life. I've never felt more suicidal than I did at 19
>>84864958you sure? I love feeling horny over men, I wish I wasn't a dumb closeted kid back then so I could have started flapping to the hot guys I saw in the locker rooms myself instead of randos on the internet
>>84865017I also felt suicidal during my teenage years, not always but it happened, but that was also on me and my parents not doing something to fix my issues and depression. If I became a normal weird teenager, possibilities would've been endless for good memories and a good life. Now I'm way less suicidal, still happens btw, but I have literally nothing to look forward to and I hate adulthood and normiehood, always have
>>84865038A part of me hates sex and horniness and the hierarchy of society that forms around it. Being a kid and not being aware of these things removes so much pain and suffering from life. People wouldn't feel anywhere near as much pain, loneliness and envy if they weren't aware of sex and horniness.
>>84865078>and the hierarchy of society that forms around itme too, I suffer the consequences of it, so may as well enjoy the small pleasures of it too you know?>People wouldn't feel anywhere near as much pain, loneliness and envy if they weren't aware of sex and horninessit's not much that we feel those things but how we're conditioned to feel them and how we let those dictate our love and life and judgement of other people, especially in this era. Feeling horny about someone you love and care for and them feeling horny back is a wonderful feeling, as a teen you can feel horny about a not attractive kid too because there's something endearing about him
I wish I was teenager in those years, or even later. I was born a little too soon
sorry, these years
>>84864445well scary movie 5 was shit, but scawy movie 6 was better and people liked it, it was a bit too meta actually scary movie 5 is what my penis is, probably it's actually scary movie 4, or 3, and this is scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQEaQIpc8vEEven ugly foids get to have tall blond perfect bfs. How is it fair? Do all women just casually get Chads like this hitting them up?
>>84865349i can't tell if he's a chad, he's good looking but i grew out of this type of men, i'm literally too old for teen/twinks
>>84865523>grew out of this type of menTrue I knew a few guys like this as a teen doing the lol randumb juvenile act but I found that type of attitude off-putting. A guy like that is never going to fuck you good
>>84865544i don't think we'd really fuck even if he has a white niggerpenis but he may grow into a very good looking stable man
>>84865349it's not like women have access to 80% of the world's men :I we must make do with what we have
>>84864245You know what I've had a drink or two and you were completely right, I'm unloveable. Fuck you.
>>84865833I'm owed a bf that looks like this
>>84866042he's got that velociraptor posture down pat. slay xister
was going to meet with a hot older asian guy who looks like Mishima and then he said his family is home and im going to have to sneak upstairs
american homos are truly revolting
finna boutta blow my brains out
>>84866114blow my tiny boyfriendless weenie
>tfw local pizza place gave me a 5$ off coupon.Its like they want me fat and broke. I can't resist that.
>>84866087And? You went right?
>>84866135no bye maybe if i was already drunk but it's a shame i spent a while getting ready trying to look pretty
stupid gaybot fumbles ultra rare masculine asian
>>84866156post trying to look pretty?
Should knock on his door and openly tell his family you're here to see him while acting as campy as possible. Out that fucker.
>>84866350At least fuck him first and then do it
we're sending gay guys and pizza to your house
>>84866350also give him herpes
>>84866430I'm not mentally preraped on how to handle this situation
the idea of getting pranked on grindr and someone just sending you to a residential family home is terrifying
>>84866430pepperoni please, and I don't drink beer so bring your own if you want
>>84866502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rkAjnFB1g4
I thought ultimate joke gay pizza would be extra sausage?
Ordering a pizza boy with an extra thick sausage, additional cheese I'll dig myself and the sauce us two will make after probably half an hour
i done had a lovely meal at in n out!!! :D
She done already done had herses!
Why can't I have a perfect big dick femboy bf? I'm only a loser with nothing to my name.
>>84866669be your own big dick femboy bf
>>84866709But I'm ugly, not fem, and have a small pp.
>>84866722the otheer choice is even worse you really can't be a chooser